In this game, players are writing memos.  These may either be humerous memos or more serious memos.  Memos may be written from "you" (whoever you are) or from someone else to someone else/you (since we can see whoever is actually posting the memo).  The format for the memos is as follows:

First example:

Second example:

Note, in the second example, I did not include a "From:" line as the memo is from me, Bart.

To: Bart
Memo: Eat my shorts. (OOC>I couldn't resist it.)

To: Tzuppy
Memo: Tzuppy, as our expert on all things Serbian, is the following true?

*References Milo & Otis, WTH?

To: ASWOT
Memo: I always seem to miss memos. Is there anything I should know?  Has anything exploded lately?  Is anything going to explode soo<BOOM>... ok, so never mind that last one...

To: Snakesssz
Memo: Perhaps try your RSS feed?  You can find a link down on your User Preferences page (link up on top).  I've never tried it, though, so I don't really know how (whether?) it works.

To: Bart
Memo: Don't I need an RSS before I can feed it?  I'm don't really think getting a pet will help me not miss memos.

To: Snakesssz
Memo: Can a snake have a pet?

To: Self
Memo: This is the closest I've ever come to getting No Life. I have 2 whole pages with my name on them. Do you think I will ever do more than that?

P.S. Post number 9000 ^_^

To: Dragon
Memo:  We should make a club for the lifeless.

TO: Sailorarby
MEMO: There is one, sorta, it's called the No Life Award. But I've never been lifeless enough to get it. This 2 page thing is the closest I've come...

To Dragon

Memo I might make it one weekend.

TO: Sailorarby
MEMO: Watch out for delusional ferrets. They're tricky...

To: Self
From: Self
MEMO: be sure to feed Morgan Le Fey before she does this to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg (I'm sorry I just had to do it)

To: Zeldi

From: SailorArby

Memo: Buy one of those autofeeder things.

To: Zeldi
Memo: Is that the name of your cat, Morgan Le Fey?  What's her brother like?

To: Bart
From: Self
MEMO: Morgan only has one sister, no brothers, their mothers name is Le Fey therefore I use the names as a whole, so there you go, Morgan Le Fey, her sister is mostly wild.

To: Zeldi

From: Sailorarby

Note: Did you get my memo?

To: Sailorarby
From: Self
MEMO Yes I did and I can't do that because the creditcard companies don't allow a dead man to use a card

TO: Zeldi
MEMO: I thought you were referring to the pirate/mage woman named Morgan La Fey at first. Then I realized how unlikely it is that anyone else here plays Runescape...

To: Dragon

From: Sailorarby

Memo: Tell ASWoT about runescape.

To Sailorboy
From CL

Memo: Please, don't ask about runescape.

To: Zeldi
Re: Morgan Le Fey
Memo: In the Arthurian legends, Morgan Le Fey was King Arthur's half sister.

To:WIMC(Whom it may concern)
Memo:Why such a big gap between this memo thread and the last one?

To: Bart
Re: Re: Morgan Le Fey

Memo: Have you read The Hollow Hills?

To:ChaosLord
Memo:What's wrong with order?

To:Cody
Memo:Re: What's wrong with order?
Its to straight and lawful. Too much is a bad thing and I just don't like the hive.

To:ChaosLord
Meme:
Too straight?  Are you into guy ferrets?

To: ChaosLord
Memo: I own all the books in that series except for one, which was out of print when I picked up the other books.  I understand that it's now being reprinted, though, so I might pick it up.

To Cody
Memo:
No, I meant law was to 'conformed'. This has nothing to do with a ferrets sexual tendencies.

To:ChaosLord
Memo:Okay, just wondering.

To: To Whom it May Concern
Memo: This was prompted by a question in the Questions Game, but I wanted to give multiple people a chance to discuss and respond to it.

St. Thomas Aquinas postulated that there is such a thing as a "just war".  But, George Washington cautioned us that those people (Washington was actually talking about Europe, but I feel it applies here) fight wars with each other relatively frequently and to embroil ourselves so intimately in their affairs can't produce a lasting peace -- it will only stretch our armies and ability to respond elsewhere.  That being said, was Hussein a bad person?  Undeniably, yes.  He raped people, He had rape rooms in his palace.  He boiled people alive.  Seriously, he was a very, very, evil man.  Am I, personally, happy to see him toppled?  Yes, I am.  Do I think the situation over there could have been handled a little better?  I think it could have been handled a lot better -- Gen. Colin Powell's principles of war and the lessons we so bitterly learned in history have been largely ignored.

To:Bart
Memo:
I agree mostly with you, though you seem to know the topic better than me.  In regards to the current war, I'm glad it happened(as opposed to not happening at all), but had hoped for better decisions to have been made.  I think many things didn't go as well as planed, and weren't thought through enough, but then again, if you are trying to do good, you often have to take risks, and sometimes those risks don't turn out so well.  Yet you still have to take responsibility for the consequences.

To: Bart
From: Zeldi
memo: In the Legneds Morgan Le Fey was my WIFE!

To:Zeldi
Memo:Legneds?

To: Cody
From Zeldi
RE: Legneds?
Memo: depends on what you actually mean by the term if I used it my fingers crossed again, though in the Legends themselves yes Morgan Le Fey was my wife and now shwe is once again back at me this time as my cat

To:Zeldi
Memo:
shwe?

To Cody
from: self

Memo, please don't ask, blame me fingers locking together leik thsi...ahem...

To:Zeldi's fingers
Memo:
Please stop "locking together leik thsi".

To: Zeldi
Memo: What was your name back then?

To:Bart
Memo:
When did Zeldi say he go a name change?

To: Bart, Cody
From: Zeldi
RE: Name Change
Huh? Name change? Never underwent that, though I did undergo a lot of massive headaches after somebody turned on all the cloaking systems of every puddlejumper in the skybay.

To:Zeldi
Memo:Sorry for that painful experience.

To: People reading this
Memo: Well, I hadn't heard of a Zeldi from back then, so I figured he had a different name back then.

To:Bart
Memo:Do you think all the names made the history books?

To: Cody
Memo: Some of us Anciwents never made the history books, in fact some of us (like me) most likely burned them

PS, I forget whom was driving when we hit Antartica last summer, how many snowmobile explosions did we have there?

To Cody
Memo:
Okay, thats what the Memo thread is for. I guess.

To:Zeldi
Memo:I think it was just Germ with a snow mobile, but he crashed into the abominable snowman though.

To Dragon
Memo:
How long till you get 10'000?

To:ChaosLord
Memo:With the glass prison, it might take a while.

To: Cody
Memo:
Think I could get to 2500 before Dragon gets to 10'000?

To: ChaosLord
Memo: If you get in a posting war with Dragon, since you have more posts to go than he does, he'd get to his first.  But if you get in a posting war with everyone else before Dragon can escape his prison, you'll get to your goal first.

To:CL
Memo:I think you'll make it first, you're looking to be a long timer, I think you'll at least make it to 5000, hopefully you'll be one of the few to make it to 10K.

TO: CL
FROM: Dragon
REGARDING RUNESCAPE: Dude, what's your beef with that awesome game?

To Dragon
From Zatara
Memo: Re:REGARDING RUNESCAPE
I dunno, just never liked it.

To:ChaosLord
Memo:I like runescape for 3 reasons:
1.Fun
2.Free
3.Not addicting

It is rare to find all 3.  I get burned out and then don't play for a while, but I like it better that way, so I don't get too obsessed and get over 25000 posts ummm I mean... waste too much time ummm I mean... miss out on real life ummm... forget it.

To Cody
Memo: Re: I like runescape for 3 reasons

Well, thats your opinion. I just find it like WoW. Just free.

To:CL
Memo:
And less addictive, can't forget that.

To: people who've played both WoW and Runescape
Memo: I find Runescape to be an MMORPG on the order of WoW, just a lot smaller, with poorer graphics and controls -- you get what you pay for.  As far as addicting goes, I think they're both roughly the same.

To Bart
Memo Re: WoW and Runescape are the same
I agree entirely.

To:Bart, CL, ect.
Memo:
I've heard about how addictive WoW is, even though I've never tryed it, but would think that it more addictive than Runescape.  No offense, but though it is a great game, it isn't good enough to keep my attention for too long at a time.  WoW seems like it would.

To: Life
From: You Already Know
MEMO: You'll never take me alive.... NOR dead

To:Cody
From:ect.
Memo:What was that about?

To: Zeldi
From: Life
Memo: I only want your mind.

To: Cody
Memo: If you don't know, we're not going to tell you.

To Zeldi
From Death
Memo:
Your closer than you think.

To:Bart
Memo:I was expressing an opinion, not asking a question.

To Death
From Self
MEMO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *themp* (my head fell off)

To: Zeldi
From: Sound Effects Inc.
Memo:
We are sorry for any awkwardness this may cause you, but it is our duty to inform you that your sound effects for the previous memo, sent to 'Death', are incorrect.

Original Memo:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *themp*

Correct Memo:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *plop*

Once again, we are sorry.  Please consult Sound Effects Manual, vol 1, for effects similar to that one next time.

Thank you,
Marylin Stewart
This message was last edited by the player at 02:15, Wed 07 Nov 2007.

To Sound Effects
From: unknown
MEMO Steve is starving, can he feed?

To: Unknown
From: MailerDemon
Memo:

ERROR:
System failed to send the following message:
To Sound Effects
From: unknown
MEMO Steve is starving, can he feed?

AutoReply:

We're sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you, but the messages sent by us cannot be replied to.

To Zeldi
From Death
Memo:
O ya?

To Death
From: Unknown
MEMO:
Sorry I'm kinda busy being a ping pong ball between life and death you'll have to get in line

To: ASWOT
From: Vixcis
Memo: I'MMMMM BAAAAAAAAACK.....

To: Vixsis
From: You Know Who
MEMO: You have been Missed by the Zombie Union!!! Greqat to have you back Sweetie!

To: Vixcis
From: Vixcis
MEMO: Find out if Greqat is related to kumquat

To: Vixcis
From: Greqat
MEMO: The Zombie Union was leaderless so I took up the place until your return madam, you may retake the position when you are ready to do so

To Zombie Union
From CL
Memo:
Zombie union?

To: ChaosLord
From: Zombie Union
Re: (Dis)Membership
Memo: A few officers will be by your home for your initiation.  There will be snacking.

To Zombie Union
From CL
Re: Re: (Dis)Membership
Memo: I have snacks.

To: Vixcis
From: Kitty
Memo:
We have something in common. :D

To: Kitty
From: Vixcis
Memo: You have a scratching post made from people also?!

To: Vixcis
From: Kitty
Memo:
Well, yes, but that's not what I meant.  I meant we're both back.

To Cody
From CL
Memo: Royalty time?
When are you updating the royalty time?

To: Nobody in particular
From: Anonymous
Memo:

Why?

To: Anonymous
From: No one in praticular
Memo: Re:Why
Why not?

To: No one in particular
From:  That guy over there
Re: Why not?
Memo:  What's a Y-knot?

To: No one in particular
From:  That guy over there
Re: What's a Y-knot?
Memo:  One less than a Z-knot. Or is it one more?

To: That guy over there
From: A mysterious shadowy corner
Memo:
It is indeed one less than a Z-knot, and one more than an X-knot.

To: A mysterious shadowy corner
From: That guy in the corner
Memo:
An X knot is a lower case + knot.

To: That guy over there
From: A mysterious shadowy corner
Memo:
Correct!

To: A mysterious shadowy corner
From: That guy over there
Memo
You mean eleven.

To: That guy over there
From: A mysterious shadowy corner
Memo:
...Whatever.

To: A mysterious shadowy corner
From: That guy over there
Memo:
Who ever.

To: That guy over there
From: A mysterious shadowy corner
Memo:
Typo Alert!

Whoever, not who ever.

To: A mysterious shadowy corner
From: That guy over there
Memo:

Every who then

To: That guy over there
From: A mysterious shadowy corner
Memo:
You are strange.

To: A mysterious shadowy corner
From: That guy over there
Memo:

I like being strange.

To: That guy over there
From: A mysterious shadowy corner
Memo:

Why is that?

To: A mysterious shadowy corner
From: That guy over there
Memo:

Its more interesting this way.

To: The ASWoT community
From: CL
Memo:
I no lifed.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:
That means you need to get a life.

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:
I means I'm an ASWoT god!

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:
No, it means you have no life, and you need to get one.

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:

I have a life. I just like ASWoT better.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

Well said, well said.

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:

Where else can I be a chaos ferret whos best friends are a fantasy critters, shape-shifters, pyros, sexy evil maids, and dead things?

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

Nowhere. :))

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:
Exactly my point.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

I didn't know you had a point.  Is it sharp?

To: whomever unplugged Gateworld
From: Self
MEMO: when ?I find you I'm gonna invite you to join me in bweing a ping pong ball on the ping ping table between life and death

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:
It is direct.

TO: Self
FROM: Self
MEMO: change leg bandage at 0100 hours & feed Morgan and her kittens

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

But is it sharp?  Does it hurt?

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:
No, it doesn't hurt.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

That's good.

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:
It is. Everyone should know where I'm coming from.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

Where is that?

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:

Right now, the Lounge.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

Okie dokie artichokie.

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:

Is articokey when you kill an artist?

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

No, it's artichoke.

An it's only there cuz it rhymes.

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:

Rhyming is fun! Have you tried Limericks?

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

I tried.  They're hard to come up with.

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:

O, just give it a go.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

Nah, I tried.  I failed.

To: self
From: Self
MEMO: Feed ALL the cats before bed

To: Kitty
From: CL
Memo:

Instead of trying, succeed.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

"Do or do not!  There is no try!"
- Yoda

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

Than why are you trying?

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

Who said I am?

To: CL
From: CL
Memo:

So your failing.
This message was last edited by the player at 02:35, Tue 13 Nov 2007.

To: CL
From: Kitty
Memo:

You think maybe you're mixing me with you?

TO: Self
FROM: Self
MEMO: Feed cats, change bandage, try to sell the house by nine am

To: self
From: self
Memo: Feed Sasha before she tells the CatLords on me.

From: SA
To: Alahendra

Memo: I have a dog named Sasha and she likes cats, preferrably with catchup.

To: Self
From: Self
Memo: Tell dog to quit eating my fava beans.

To: Dr. M
From: CL
Memo:
Give me my throne back.

To: People putting on interfaith Thanksgiving celebration
Memo: Uhm, although each religion that is participating might be singing a couple of its own songs, it's not really interfaith if we all sing one song from the church hosting it for every song that anyone else sings.

To: Vixcis
Memo: I'm going to have to go to bed soon.  My place isn't really heated and I was about to climb into bed just before I saw that Presto had taken my crown and then we got into our little post war.  So, I'm rather chilly right now and thinking longingly of the pile of blankets on my bed.

TO: Bart
Memo: you do that

To: Vixcis
Memo: Why, you planning on taking my crown?

To: Bart
Memo: Oh my no, you just go sleepy now...your crown is safe with me...oh my yes...ever so safe..muha...muhaha...

To: Bart
Memo: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

To: Vixcis
Memo: Ok, heading off to bed so that I can spend a long day redesigning a website before I head in to my real job.  I'll just put the crown on this cushion over here . . .

To: Cushion
Memo: switch me spots for a second...

To: Cushion
Memo: What the heck are you doing?  I just put the crown on Vixcis head by mistake!  Get over here, cushion.

To: Cushion
Memo: don't you listen to him you sweet little fluff monster you...whose a cute cushion, you are!!! yes you are!!!...you come over here to Vixcis well take you away from that bad man...

To: Cushion
Memo:  Stay with the lesser evil.

TO: Vixcis, the Former Queen
FROM: The Current Reigning King of ASWoT (aka: Dragon)
MEMO: Never leave the guarding of your crown to a bag of fluf, especially when there's a Dragon out prowling around for the throne. Cushions are easily swayed.
This message was last edited by the player at 06:43, Sun 30 Dec 2007.

To: Dragon
From: Vixcis
Memo: umm I don't think I've actully been queen for awhile, far to lazy, I just want that cushion now...

TO: Vixcis
MEMO: I know, it's been a month. I've been gone from here due to my stupid glass prison, and so my posts of late are spanning the time of my absence.

To:Dragon
From: Vixcis
Memo: What glass prison? Were you in some sort of futuristic jail, like the one they kept Magneto held in that x-men movie?

TO: Vixcis
RE: Glass Prison
MEMO: My Glass Prison is what I've come to call my school's "internet security" system. For some strange reason it blocks replies to messages on ASWoT during the week, but allows them on the weekends. Hence my ability to respond to you right now. For several months now I have been subject to this invisible and impenatrable prison, causing numerous interesting situations here with a certain rather curious chaos ferret. At any rate, for some reason it malfunctioned (the prison, not the ferret) and blocked me completely for about a month. Now I am finally back, though still subject to the weekly blockage. :(

To: self
MEMO: change bandage at dawn, feed cat before bed, call the vet before waking up, try and make sense on the phone with the vet.

TO: Quark
MEMO: Thanks for the idea, I hope it works out here like it did for you on Deep Space Nine.

To: Overachievers
Memo: Remember, the tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut.

TO: Old Rpol Players
FROM: Emblade
MEMO: Where did you all disappear to? I'm back!

To: Emblade
MEMO: When did you join ASWoT?

TO: DYGtM?
MEMO: Nope, haven't got a memo since I was killed

TO: Zeldi
MEMO: Did you check out the link I posted in the Lounge? Did it make you feel better?

TO:  Emblade
MEMO:  What?!  I disappeared?!  Are you sure?!

To: Emblade
Memo: Are you going to answer your memos?

TO: Everyone who isn't a ferret.
MEMO: VOTE FOR ME and THERE SHALL BE CAKE FOR THEE.

To: CL
Memo: What are you running for?

TO: Yoss
MEMO: His life, what else?

To Dragon
from self
MEMO: Cl has a life?! I didn't know that, how cheap was it and where did he get it? I need one for m'self

TO: Zeldi
RE: CL's life
MEMO: Well yes, he only had nolife once. Now I have it, so logically, if I have nolife, then he does not have nolife, therefore he has a life.

To: Snakesssz
Memo: You're back! :)

To: Unnamed Bank
Memo: How can my account have suspicious activity when I don't have an account with you?

To: Bart
Memo: Are you sure I'm not front?

To: Dragon
Memo: I shall retake my nolife.

To: CL
RE: nolife
Memo: A wise one once said: don't count your posts before they're posted.

TO: CL
MEMO: I'd offer to help you gain nolife, but that would mean that I would lose it, and I'm not ready to live again just yet...

To: CL
From: somebody that has been a dead a long time (STHBDALT)
MEMO: Wanna join TAASOTEWISSC?

TO: STHBDALT
FROM: D
MEMO: Definition of intended group to be joined?

To: Dragon
From STHBDALT
RE MEMO: TAASOTEWISSC
Defnition = The Attrach All Sorts Of Trouble Even When It Seems Safe Club (AKA The Tenth Doctors signatur club)

TO: NCT (Nero's Crown Thief)
MEMO: YWTO, BUWWTA! :p

To: Zeldi
Memo: Want to join the AAAA? (Association against acronyms again)

To: CL
From: Vixcis
Memo: I turnt you into a teacup on the roadtrip thread...I think you missed it...

To: Vixcis
From: CL
Memo: Its because you love me.

TO: CL
RE: Vixcis
MEMO: Are you sure you can handle being loved by the embodiment of evil herself?

To: ASWoT
RE: Backness
MEMO: Just in case people didn't notice

To Dragon
From CL
Memo: Its fine, as long as I get to watch sports (Griffball)

To:  Chaos Lord
From:  The God of Order
Memo:  I'm coming for you!

To: Doulos
From: Yoss
Memo: I'm about to give you your life back.

To: Bunny
From: Snakesssz
Memo: Glad you could make it.  Watch out for explosions.  They sometimes happen here without warning.  Oh, and watch out for time vortices.  Many a poster has gotten trapped in them.

To: Snakessz
From: Bunny
Memo: Thanks for the warning. I'll keep the fire extinguisher close. It never helps though.

To: Bunny
From: Snakesssz
Memo: You left an s out of my name.  This memo will now self-destruct.  *boom*

To: The Makers of Exploding Memos
From: Bunny
Memo: Seriously, guys. Why are you on ASWoT when you could be making new Inspector Gadget stuff?

To: Bunny
From: The Makers of Exploding Memos
Memo: What makes you think we're not making Inspector Gadget stuff here?  *boom*

To: Bunny
From:  Peter Rabbit
Memo:  Are you my mother?

TO: Zeldi
RE: Your Mother
MEMO: Didn't your mother tell you not to attach strange animals to your body when you were a child?

To: Ma
From: YKW
MEMO: Nice hearin' from ya!

To: Peter Rabbit
From: Bunny
Memo: No. You're older than I am. And you're only allowed to ask that if you're wearing a creepy gas mask.

To: Bunny
From: Kid in creepy gas mask
Memo: Are you my mummy?

To: The Doctor
From: Bunny
Memo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP!!!

From: The Formerly Ordinary Doctor from A Thread Long Ago
Memo: What seems to be the problem?

To: Bart
From: Yoss
Memo: Congratulations on your nomination for Best Post of the Month.

To: Bunny
From: The Doctor
Memo: I can't help you. I'm too busy wasting time.

From: Bunny
To: Any doctor that's listening
Memo: One of you go take care of that dalek invasion, and the other can deal with the creepy little boy. Anyone left over will just have to argue over proper parking methods of the Tardis.

TO: King Scorpion
From: Presto
Memo: Less than 200 to go!

TO: Presto
RE: Catching the King
MEMO: You can do it! But good luck keeping it... Scorp's a very sporadic player. He'll go for months at a time without ever looking at ASWoT, then he'll pop in and own PotW for a while, but never very consistently. It all depends on how bored he is with his other online games, and whether he has an available connection to X-Box Live.

TO: All ASWoTians
FROM: Snakesssz
MEMO: I expect to be queen again soon.

To: Dragon
From: Presto
Memo: I know, I just hope to have passed Ambroni by then ;)

To: Snakesssz
From: Heath
Memo:

You're a girl???

To: Presto
From: Presto
Memo: Take a break and go do something constructive.

To: Everyone
From: Heath
Memo:

Cthulhu for President!  Vote for the lesser of the evils.

http://www.cthulhu.org/

TO: Heath
FROM: Dragon
RE: Snakesssz
MEMO: Holy Crap!! Are you seriously that dense?? :p

To: Heath
From: Snakesssz
Re: Me
Memo: What Dragon said!!!  ^^^^^^

To: Everyone
From: Me
Memo:

Hello! ^^

To: Taah
From: Snakesssz
Memo: Welcome to our planet.  Do you come in peace?  Or should we all run away screaming now?

To: Snakesssz
From: Me
Memo:

That entirely depends on the size of your brain!
Because, pink aliens do love to poke a nice sized brain.

To: The Alien Formerly Known As Taah
From: Snakesssz
Memo: You wouldn't want my brain.  Small, dry, dusty thing it is.  There's a nice juicy brain over that a way.

To: T.A.F.K.A.T
From: King Shaw
Re: Brains
Memo: Don't listen to Snakesssz, my brain is much too underdeveloed to be worth the time!

To: King Shaw
From: T.A.F.K.A.T.
Re: Brains
Memo:
But, aren't the ruler of a nation supposed to be the smartest? That is how my own people are governed, after all ... this really is an interesting paradox, would you mind if I had a look?

To: T.A.F.K.A.T.
From: King Shaw
Re: Intelligence
Memo: This is a secret known only to us rulers; inbreeding doesn't necessarily promote intelligence in a lineage. And since only my cousins are worthy of wedding my royal self...

To: King Shaw
From: T.A.F.K.A.T.
Re: Intelligence
Memo:

Oh gosh. This means that the only thing available are imperfect samples of the specimen. I am sorry, but I cannot allow parts of your brain to co-mingle with our higher society at large due to the risk of increased stress in the mindtank.

Would you care for a mint, instead?

To: The Alien Formerly Known As Taah
From: Snakesssz
Memo: Does it bother you being called TAFKAT?

TO: TAFKAT
FROM: Dragon
RE: Brains
MEMO: Have you looked at our local dead guy yet? Zeldi may not be much to look at, but I think he has some form of intelligence hidden away behind that face of rotting skin.

To: ASWOT
From: Kendrah
Memo: Am I done with this "No Life" thing yet?  It's getting harder and harder to find threads.  Heh.  I'm sure there are probably 20 more that I'm missing.  I hope I'm not blowing up anyone's RSS feeds?  That would definitely be a shame.  Well, I'm off to storm the castle forums, so take care!

TO: Kendrah
FROM: ASWoT
RE: Nolife
MEMO: You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life. You have no life......

To:  ASWoT
From:  Kendrah
Re: Re: No Life

Memo:  I totally noticed that!  Isn't it great?  It means I can be here more and more often.  <3

To: No Lifers
Memo: Darn it, where are you all when I'm posting?

To: Bart
Memo: Where are YOU when I'm posting?

To: whom this may or may not concern
From: You know Who
MEMO: This memo will set off a atom bomb in ten years keep the code within theis memo to disarm the bomb! If you do not follow the aforementioned instructions within this memo may the Karken have you for dinner!

To: Zeldi
Memo: And you think people around here won't set it off on purpose?

To: Zeldi
Memo: What code? *blink*

To: Zeldi
Memo: See?  Already they claim not to know the code.

To: Snakesssz; Kitty
From: Who Know Who
Memo: Code? Oh you mean the Pirates code, what atom bomb? Raz? don't worry about him, when it goes off the time stream'll stall it cold!

To: Zeldi
Memo: You trust the time stream?

To: Zeldi
Memo: I thought we were here to waste time...

To: Kitt; Snakesssz
From: YKW
Memo: Are we not wasting time just by writing to each other pointless memos? The Time stream? Yes I trust it,heck it does not let me in it so why would I not trust it?

To: The Time Stream
Memo: Zeldi trusts you.  So, let me know if he stores anything cool that I can have.

To: Snakesssz
From: The Time Stream
Memo: No!  Mine now.

To:  The Time Stream
Memo:  How rude!  See if I ever give YOU any of Zeldi's stuff!

To: Snakesssz
From: The Time Stream
Memo: Okay, then give me your stuff.

To: The Time Stream
From: Snakesssz
Memo: No!  Mine!  You can't have it!

To: Kitty; Snakesssz
From: Time Stream
Memo: Will ya shutup I'll get you guys anyhow when you suddenly...... freeze

TO: Zeldi
FROM: Dragon
MEMO: You look a little frozen there... need some heat?

TO: Kitty
BCC: Dragon
FROM: T.A.F.K.A.T
MEMO: Is it just me, or does it look like you're breathing fire? (avatar) ... trying to compete with Dragon?

To: Bart
From: No Lifers
Memo:  We're pretending to have a life.  What about you?

TO: Kitty, Bart, Germ Ant
FROM: Dragon
MEMO: What is this? Everybody's going after my fire-abilities! I'm not special anymore. :(

TO: Dragon
FROM: POWERISALL
MEMO: Do you really want to get into a post war?  I'm almost done here.

To: powerisall
From: depends on sender of memeo
Meoe: depends on content of aforementioned Memo in question..... This memo will cause great bodily hamr inb five.... four.... three..... two..... one..... *explosion*

TO: Zeldi
RE: Have you seen it?

Seen my tentacle? That last letter memo bombing attempt got me good.  DARN YOU AL QAEDA!

To: Powerisall
From: Guess
Memo: you by any chance related to Dave Jones?

To: Zeldi
RE: My family
I've heard of him.  He's on one side of the family tree or the other..

Or maybe its both...

TO: PIA
RE: Family Tree
MEMO: You have a weird family tree. It wouldn't happen to be related to Mangrove trees would it?

TO:DRAGON
RE: MY FAMILY TREE
Hopefully not.  But maybe. let me go look.  Hey! what do you know?  Our family tree IS a mangrove!

TO: PIA
RE: Crazy Family Tree
MEMO: Pardon me while I move to Alaska.

TO: DRAGON
RE: ALASKA
Send me a present!

TO: PIA
RE: Alaska Presents
MEMO: Would you like a snowball?

TO: DRAGON
RE: SNOWBALL
As long as it isn't yellow.

To: PIA
From: Alaska
Memo: But I like Lemons!!

TO: ZELDI
RE: ALASKA

I thought only dragon left me.

To: PIA
From: YKW
Memo: he wasn't alone when he went there

To ZELDI
RE: MY TEARS
I would send them, but I can't freeze them as I dont live in Alaska.

To: powerisall
From: ASWoT
Memo: if you sleep maybe I will come alive again, but my players are too afraid to post

TO: ASWOT
RE: YOUR POSTERS

Sorry, but your only poster at this time is attempting to overthrow me.

To: powerisall
From: ASWoT
Memo: not my personal problem, good luck some of them are deadly, if not already killed

TO: ASWOT
RE: YOUR PEOPLE

I break none of your rules...
leave me be.

To powersail
From CL
Memo:

Yes, yes you have.

TO: The Delusional Ferret
RE: Fanning Sand
MEMO: Careful not to blow too much away, you could accidentally create quick sand that way.

TO: The Ferret
RE: RULES
MEMO:  What rule did I break?

TO: PIA
RE: The Delusional Ferret
MEMO: Pay no heed to the lord of chaos. While sometimes he speaks truth, often he does so by mere coincidence rather than good planning. If you have broken any rules, CL would be the last to know about it, or at least understand it... :p

TO: THE FERRET
RE: THE RULES
MEMO: See above, and take it to heart.

To: PIA
Re: Inc/Dec
Memo:  We will win.

TO:KENDRAH
RE:INC/DEC GAME

Meh.  Not really caring.

To: PIA
Re: inc/dec
Memo:

FAIL!

To: Kitty
Re: lolcats
Memo:
no... you fail.  its ok:

To: PIA
Re: lolcats
Memo: Don't make fun of yourself, PIA. :p

TO:Kitty
RE:lolcats
MEMO: its bad enough you ARE a lolcat.  just dont post them

To: PIA
Re: lolcats
Memo: Me?  An lolcat??

TO:Kitty
RE:Lolcats
MEMO: yes. your pic is of a lolcat, thus you are a lolcat.  what is that?  a lolowl?

To: PIA
Re: lolcats
Memo: No, it's an ORLY.  Never seen one?? o.O

To: Kitty
RE: ORLY
MEMO:  I once had a computer game called orly's draw a story.  it was for kids though.  my sister loved it.

To: PIA
Re: lolcats/ORLY
Memo: Dis my snack...

TO: ASWOT
RE: NOLIFE
MEMO: with this post, I has it again!

To: PIA
Re: NOLIFE

Memo: Only if someone else got NOLIFE since you, right?

TO: Kitty
RE: NOLIFE
MEMO: Kendrah stoled it.

To: PIA
RE: Epic Fail
MEMO: Welcome to Epic Phail.

TO:Zeldi
RE: epic phail
MEMO:

What did I epicly phail at?

To: Zeldi
Re: Epic FAIL

Memo:

http://icanhascheezburger.file...es-bird-cat-cage.jpg

http://img141.imageshack.us/im...1174438354443ma5.jpg

TO: PIA, Kitty
RE: Epic Fail
MEMO: We are not ammused by the Squidly fella..... He failed epicly to impress us... We are not at fault... call Jones, Henery for more info

TO:Zeldi
RE:Mr. Henery
MEMO:  Whats his number?

To: Zeldi
From: Henry Jones Jr
Memo:

I prefer Indiana.

TO:Kitty
RE:WHAT?
MEMO: clarify please

To: PIA
From: Henry Jones Jr AKA Indiana Jones
Memo:

What's your problem?

TO:Kitty
RE:Dr. Jones
MEMO:  Sorry I haven't watched the movies so many times I remember everything.

To: PIA
Re: Indy

Memo: Neither have I.  That just happens to be one of my favorite conversations between him and his dad.

To:KITTY
RE:Indianna
MEMO:What movie was it in?

To: PIA
Re: Indy

Memo: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

They found the Holy Grail! :D

TO:Kitty
RE:Holy Grail
MEMO: Have you seen any other MP movies?

To: PIA
Re: Holy Grail

Memo: Nope...

TO:Kitty
RE:MP movies
MEMO:you should watch some.  life of brian is good.  a scene of full frontal nudity, male and female, but its just them standing there, addressing a crowd.  its probably on the internet somewhere

TO: PIA
RE: Movies and other Entertainment
MEMO: Have you ever heard of a thing called "real life"?

TO: Dragon
RE: Other Entertainment
MEMO: What is this "real life" of which you speak?  Is it a TV show?

To: whom it may or may not concern
From: sender unknown
MEMO: Dude!... Tictac!

To: All of ASWoT
Re: Warning
Memo: Wild Tictac on the loose!  Do not attempt to apprehend!

To: All of ASWoT
From: Snakesssz
Memo: What color is it?!

TO: Nika
RE: renegade tictac
MEMO:  white

TO: Nika
RE: Snakesssz
MEMO: Are you having an identity crisis?

To: All of ASWoT
Re: The above memo
Memo: I did NOT write the above memo!  It's a forgery I tell ya!

TO: ALL OF ASWOT
FROM: Snakesssz
RE: Identity crisis
MEMO:Nope.  My mistake. it wasn't a forgery.  It was me.  Go on with your daily lives.

TO: Powerisall
FROM: All of ASWoT
RE: Identity crisis
MEMO:  We saw what you did there.  We are not fooled.

TO:Kendrah
FROM:Snakesssz
RE:What I did.
MEMO:What did you see me doing?

TO:  Powerisall
FROM:  Kendrah
RE:  What you're doing
MEMO:  You just gave yourself away.

TO:  Kendrah
FROM:  Snakesssz
RE:  What I'm doing
MEMO:  No I didn't.

TO:  Powerisall
FROM:  Kendrah
RE:  What you're doing
MEMO:  Then why do you keep responding when my memos are quite clearly addressed to Powerisall and not Snakesssz?

TO:Kendrah
FROM:Snakesssz
RE:What I'm doing
MEMO:Becuase PIA is a good friend of mine, and I know how he will react.

TO:  Powerisall
FROM:  Kendrah
RE:  What you're doing
MEMO:  Bwahahahahahahahahha!  ::breathes::  Hahahahahaahahahahaha!!!

TO:Kendrah
RE:Your laughter
MEMO:I just got here. Whats so funny?

TO: People in general
RE: Forgeries
MEMO: Stop trying to be me!  You don't do it nearly as well as I do.

TO:  Snakesssz
FROM:  Kendrah
RE:  Forgaries
MEMO:  I certainly didn't try!  Though I will say, Powerisall's most recent attempt certainly was amusing.

TO:  Kendrah
FROM:  Snakesssz
RE:  Forgaries
MEMO:  It was funny watching him squish his octopus body into the shape of a snake.  I'm surprised that didn't hurt.  Maybe it did, and that's why he stopped.

TO:  Snakesssz
FROM:  Kendrah
RE:  Forgaries
MEMO:  I've seen youtube videos of spineless sea creatures squeezing through all sorts of things.  Also, ::snipes::

TO:Snakesssz
FROM: Kendrah
RE:the sniping
MEMO:sorry about that.  but thats what you get for insulting PIA.  ::hugs the reptile::

TO:  Powerisall
FROM:  The Real Kendrah
RE:  Impersonation
MEMO:  You know, if you're going to pretend to be me, at least try to be somewhat believable.  Who's going to believe I'd go out of my way to defend you?

TO:  Powerisall
FROM:  Snakesssz
RE:  Impersonation
MEMO:  That really wasn't believable at all.

TO:Everybody
FROM:Powerisall
RE:Impersonation
MEMO:I know. I'm just bored here.

TO: PIA
FROM: Snakesssz
MEMO: Just be yourself.

TO: Snakesssz, PIA, and Kendrah
RE: The outline of your memos
MEMO: You only have to include a "From" line if you are sending the memo as someone other than yourself. Like if you were pretending to be President Bush or trying to impersonate someone like Snakesssz. If you're sending it as your ordinary (yeah right) self, then no "from" line is needed. :)

TO: Dragon
FROM: Snakesssz
RE: The outline of your memos
MEMO: I feel obligated to include a from line now that other people are pretending to be me.  If it was obvious that I was me, I wouldn't have to, but now, I never know if I'm me, or if someone else is me.

TO: Snakesssz
RE: Identity
MEMO: Be glad more people aren't GMs around here. You could have some serious identity issues if people like PIA could post as you whenever they wanted...

TO: Dragon
FROM: Snakesssz
RE: Identity
MEMO: *shudder*

To: my nerves system
From: myself
MEMO: I am so very sorry for denting you the past few weeks, how you feeling? *gets shot* That bad huh? *gets shot again*

TO: Snakesssz
RE: Your name
MEMO: I finally convinced Firefox that your name was a legitimate word. Now it doesn't underline it with red squigglies anymore. :D

TO: Dragon
FROM: Snakesssz
RE: Red Squigglies
MEMO: Yay!  I no longer get red squigglied!  However squigglies still get squigglied.