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Froggychum

The second best anthropomorphized frog on the internet!






QUOTES


quote:
die ridiculous word threads die!




ROYALTY

Crowns: 8
NOLIFEs: 2




GROUPS & ORGANIZATIONS


Down with Ancient Deities (D.A.D.)
 - Position: Founder
 - Other Members: Constantine the Great, Abraham Lincoln, H.P. Lovecraft
 - Accepting New Members: No
 - Type: Alliance
 - Goals: Kill all evil 'gods', such as pagan deities, vampires & great old ones

Frog Appreciation Club Team Society (F.A.C.T.S.)
 - Position: Founder
 - Other Members: N/A
 - Accepting New Members: Yes
 - Type: Club
 - Goals: Create global awareness of and appreciation for all Earth's anurids

The Ethics Shadow Council Assembly Party of England (E.S.C.A.P.E.)
 - Position: Head Chairman
 - Other Members: Ghost of Mayer Amschel Rothschild, Dracula, Queen Elizabeth II
 - Accepting New Members: No
 - Type: Secret Society
 - Goals: Maintain our financial and political domination over Earth, while remaining hidden from the public eye



MARKET INFO

1871 WOTs
Posts: 1927

Sold Items
4x Torches4 WOTsSold to various users
Purebred Fleas (120 lbs)25 WOTsSold to The Fool on the Hill

Bough Items
One-Handed Wooden Sword5 WOTsBought from Grant
5x Green Goop5 WOTsBought from Tanner
Three-Handed Wooden Spoon9 WOTsBought from The Fool on the Hill
Hare Spray25 WOTsBought from RabbitBall
Cold Cherry Fun1 WOTBought from RabbitBall

Items for Sale
Torch1 WOTA mundane torch. Comes pre-lit
Gobnip2 WOTsA drug used to lure and distract goblins
Nuggies (6 pc.)2 WOTsDelicious and crispy chicken nuggets
Fingies (6 pc.)2 WOTsDelicious and crispy chicken fingers
Tendies (6 pc.)2 WOTsDelicious and crispy chicken tenders
McNuggies (12 pc.)3 WOTsDelicious and crispy "chicken" nuggets
McFingies (12 pc.)3 WOTsDelicious and crispy "chicken" fingers
McTendies (12 pc.)3 WOTsDelicious and crispy "chicken" tenders
Purebred Fleas (120 lbs)25 WOTsThese are not your standard, run-of-the-mill, flea mutts. These are purebred, high-quality fleas. One hundred twenty pounds worth

Transfer history

Gave 5 WOTs to Ruarke for a half-eaten cookie
Gave 25 WOTs to The Fool on the Hill as a bribe donation



OTHER ITEMS

Currencies

Bitcoin: 1.00
Cheezohs:
 Equal to ten times the number of days passed since May 10, 2018
 [as of March 13th, 2022: 14 140 Cheezohs]
1x Wacky Bill (100 units)
2x Wacky Bills (300 units)

Food

Four Meat Four Cheese Hot Pockets (12 pc.)
Bumpercon (TM) Chili Cheese Fries (Small)

Obtained from Slots

 - Generic Young Adult Romance Novel
 - BB Gun (Red Ryder Print)
 - The Fractured But Whole
 - Perfect Tesseract
 - Neon Green Goop
 - Scorched Bag

Obtained from Cursed Genie

 - Unemployment Gun
 - Cookie

Obtained from elsewhere

 - Digested sandwich with "Froggychum" written on it

Video Games

Meinkraft: Nazi Edition
Mayancraft: Ancient Civilization Edition

Loot Boxes

1x Canada-Themed Loot Box [Unopened]

Slaves

Santa Claus. Since January 29th, 2018
The Virgin Mary. Since Feb 22nd, 2018
Morgan Freeman. Since May 11th, 2018
Dishrag Hobbit-Throttler. Since April 2nd, 2020

Structures and Territories

My House
 - Unknown location
 - Unknown specifications

SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the United States)
 - Stolen from the year 1818

Pets

Pinguru the Cryopenguin
 - Gifted by Qyv
 - A flightless bird with magical ice powers

Fluffy the Flea
 - Found in the Flea Market, by me
 - The father and sire of all purebred fleas