A kickass medieval robot assassin. Ingredients: Runic Mithril, forged in the bowels of Hell, Muscle Fiber from The Yggdrasil World Tree, Blessed Oil from Hephaestus' Forge, Stealth Cloak from Galadriel, Awesome Vorpal Scythe (Courtesy of Ryu Hayabusa,) Wicked awesome Chronocog spalders, and Soul of Power from under my buddy Greg's back porch.


Now Selling:
Pocket Army, for when pocket diplomacy just doesn't work. 250 wots.
60 pocket troops(with pocket p90s), 5 pocket artillery pieces, 2 pocket fighter jets, and two pocket UAVs. 9 left. Max 1 per person.
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Pocket Military Base, contains: Military base stuff. 350 wots.
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Pocket Law Office, for when your Pocket Judge/Jury/Attorney/Prosecutor/ whatever are bored and need a place to hang out.  50 wots per office, each office holds two Pocket Beings.
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Pocket Protectors, 10, 20, and 30 wots for small, medium, and large pockets respectively. Half off when you buy any Pocket Military product.
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Pocket Mercenary Company, for when you can't afford an army, or you need to supplement your firepower and manpower. 175 wots.
30 pocket mercs with pocket AK-47s, 2 Armored Personnel Carriers, 3 Armored Humvees w/ mounted turrets, and 1 Tank. 20 left.  Max 3 per person.
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Pocket Sniper Corps, for when you need sniping done. 60 wots.  5 pocket snipers with pocket McMillan M88s. 15 wots per individual sniper.
Max 5 snipers per person.