While omniscient, the phantoms were not omnipotent, and thus could not release Athena from the wooden robot.  Bob, not wanting a possessed robot, gave it away to a passing peasant who took it home to clean.

scald
milkshake

As Bob was trying to leave this insane tale, a giant milkshake blocked his path.
"AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?" It asks, "YOU MUST STAY TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE!" It then pours it's scalding self all over poor Bob, who promptly died.

Phantasm, Ghost

Such a horrid death is sure to turn anyone into a ghost.  Bob's phantasm haunted the hills for many years.

scary
convex

As you approached the chapel you noticed it's convex roof line with many many gargoyles, and various other statues.  It's black fire pillars had an eerie touch of demonic lore, as well as the skeletons littering it's fields.  There was no doubt this was a scary place, and it would be better if you just left, however, something was pulling at you to go inside...

Anthropomorphic
Playground

...and play with the anthropomorphic slide and swing sets of the animated playground of doom.


porridge
militia

There is nothing to eat in the Militia, just porridge

Cans
Camera

In the old days we'd make cans into tripods and put our camera on the stacked cans if we wanted to take a friggin' selfie, man this generation

Oil
Tapdancing

d anyone ever tried tap dancing in oil it would be highly likely that they would fall and cause a bruise.

Mandarin
Donation
Prey

There once was a man who spoke mandarin, he went to a chapel to make a donation.  Though the pastor had trouble understanding him, he accepted it and allowed him to pray, instead the man chose to make him his prey.  He released his form, and became a wolf, changing only to eat the pastor whom could not understand him when he said I will eat you today.

Terror
Peace
Compassion
Hope
This message was last edited by the player at 04:27, Mon 04 Nov 2013.

(only pass on two words)

The pastor died in terror, but now is at peace.

two
words

There once was a nomad with a gun and a soldier with a kind soul, the two were brothers and planned to share happy words on their travels over a homecoming feast at noon

sun
sand

But it was a long walk through sand under a hot sun before they would arrive.

happen
happy

They happen to arrive on the doorstep of a happy smiling garden gnome.

Elevated
Pliers

From the elevated position of the front porch, they could see the gnome working with a pair of pliers.  What was he working on?

working
on

She was working on a little glass humming bird ornament that had been broken and lost.

Forceps
Banner

With forcepts and pliers, she attached the fixed ornament to the banner above her doorframe.

beautiful
ugly

The ugly gnome had crafted such a beautiful masterpiece.

Fire
Treaty

Then they remembered their trip to meet at noon, and neither fire nor treaty would stand in their way.  So they bid farewell to the gnome and continued on.

meeting
noon

They next come to a meeting room at noon that was full of empty boxes.

Study
Monocle
This message was last edited by the player at 01:16, Wed 06 Nov 2013.

She put on her Monocle and carefully gave one of the empty boxes a study.

Rodents
Popcorn

All that could be found in the otherwise empty boxes were grotesque, malformed rodents eating long decayed popcorn.

popcorn
decayed

A mummy of the most decayed variety eats popcorn with a vampire and a werewolf on halloween

War
kindest

(Each post is supposed to at least attempt to continue the story.  I don't understand how yours fits in.)

The rodents were at war with the kindest little bunnies you've ever met.  The two travellers helped the bunnies out.  This was not the noon meeting they were expecting.

meet
friend