This is a continuous storyline.  Each player posting is to add two or three sentences to the story using the two words that the previous player selected.

For Example:
Jack walked up the hill and looked around.  He was surprised to see that Jill was nowhere to be found so he immediately phoned the missing persons bureuea (sp).  "Hello" came the operator's voice.

cactus
hamburger

The next person must use cactus and hamburger in their continuation.

For Example:
"Yes, operator I can't find Jill."
"Did you look behind the cactus?"
"No, there is a giant hamburger in the way."

He then selects two words of his own for the next player.

Glowing
Icicle


I'll start:

A young man walked through the crowded streets of the big city looking for a legendary comic book store. He knew he was in the right vicinity, but he didn't know exactly where it was because he had never been to this part of the city before in his life. He walked up to a stranger reading a magazine at a newsstand and asked "Excuse me, Mister. Do you know where Charisma's Comic Shop is at?"

Biscuit
Columbus, Ohio

The stranger reading a magazine at the newsstand looked at him. He ran out in the street, and then he ceremonially disemboweled himself with his biscuit in the middle of the street facing east, as it started to rain. The headline on the paper said, "Man Found Bored to Death in Columbus, Ohio."

evil
sausage

The young man followed the stranger out into the street, took the ceremonial death biscuit from him, and added it to his own breakfast sausage that he brought with him from home. "Dang," he muttered to himself, "that is the best sausage biscuit I have had in some time. Now, I still need to find that comic store."

"Don't you mean evil comic store?" came a voice from behind the young man.

"What?" said the young man, turning around.

ditch
smell

"Charisma's evil comic store can be found in the middle of the smelly ditch at the end of this street, young man," said a tall man dressed in black.

"What does the smelly ditch smell like?" asked the young man. The rain stopped.

acid
ball lightning

"What a peculiar question," said the tall stranger in black. "Are you on acid?"
"No sir," came the reply. "I just really need to find that comic store so I can pick up a rare issue of my favorite comic book, Ball Lightning."
"Ah yes... a fine title indeed, but beware of the smelly ditch and be even more aware of the evil comic shop, but be most aware of tall strangers in black overcoats," and with that, the tall stranger slapped the young man firmly across the cheek.


race
chaperone

Then the tall man in the black overcoat ran as if it was race. "And don't forget to bring a chaperone!" he yelled.

The young man walked up the street toward the evil comic book store. He was thinking about going to see X2 later.

Justin Timberlake
Justin Thyme

"Man, I'd love to see X2," he mumbled to himself as he was in the habit of doing. Apparently he was unable to contain an unvoiced thought, much like Justin Timberlake.

As he made his way toward the now apparent comic store, he passed a porno shop that was advertising the new Justin Thyme DVD. "Hey, I was just thinking about him!"

"No, you're thinking of Justin Timberlake," another mysterious stranger interjected.

"Oh, okay... thanks."


vagrant

delicious

He wondered if the new vagrant knew what he was talking about. In any, case, as he had almost reached the evil comic book store, he had a craving for delicious caramel apples. He was overcome by this craving, but he didn't know where it had come from or where to get any, so he kept going.

toaster oven
automatic dishwasher

Walking along, he stares up in wonder at the long sought evil comic book store.  Not looking where he is going, he suddenly trips over something and falls to the floor with a bump.

"What the....  a toaster oven?" he questions, looking round at the carelessly placed object.

"Well at least it wasn't an automatic dishwasher!"  He grumbles.  Picking himself up, he carries on towards his destination, rubbing his now sore head.

telephone
superb
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The evil comic store was up ahead. It looked superb. Even the public telephone outside sparkled. He reached for the door and opened it, walking inside.

jelly bean
laser

"Oh damn it!" he cursed, grumbling once more as the brightest laser he had ever had the opportunity to witness flashed across his eyes.  Blinding him momentarily, he stumbled and bumped into a sweet little girl munching on jelly beans.

"Oh I'm terribly sorry little girl" he muttered absently as his eyes feasted on the incredible contents of the store.

green
video

There were green videos, but mostly he saw a lot of comic books with titles he'd never heard before. Of course, he could see the stacks of Ball Lightning, and X-Men, but also wierd comics he'd never heard of before that sounded slightly evil, like the Witch with the Video, and Meet the Story Goal.

puppets
pool

He felt like one of the puppets in the old theatre shows he used to watch as a boy.  His hands had a will of their own, dancing and jigging on the end of his arms, he just couldn't decide which comic to grab first.

A fresh pool of sweat forming in his undergarments, he takes a deep breath and heads nervously towards the weird comics.

guitar
penance

There was a comic called Guitar, and there was a comic called Penance, and there was a comic called Penance Guitar. He wasn't sure which one to buy. Then he heard a rustling noise and a thump near the cash register. The cashier was dead.

friends
cell phone

"Man," the young man muttered again, "who would hire a dead guy to run the cash register? This place is weird! I got to tell my friends about this place." He reached into his jacket and realized that he forgot to bring his cell phone. He made a mental not to be sure to tell them about this place the next time he saw them.

"Aren't you going to ask about the dead cashier?" yest another mysterious stranger asked him.



blazing

phonograph

"The blazing phonograph got him," the new mysterious stranger said.

"The blazing phonograph?" asked the young man.

"Well, I may have got it wrong, but I think I saw a fiery phonograph attack the cashier. It's no matter. He was an evil cashier anyway," said the mysterious stranger.

photograph
angel

Suddenly, with a bang and a pop, The Angel of the Damned appears through the floor of the shop.

"Wow, I gotta get a photograph of this!" exclaims the mysterious stranger.

rug
karaoke

"It's an evil comic book store prop," explained the young man. He saw the fake magic rug underneath flutter in the imaginary wind.

"Oh," said the new mysterious stranger, "well, then, I'll go. I want to go sing karaoke," he said, and departed.

Inside the shop, were only the dead man, the young man, and the robot angel.

fairy
sleeping pills

"Well I'd best leave before the cops turn up!" muttered the ever muttering young man.

"Oh no you don't!" comes a voice from the as yet unnoticed Demon Fairy.

"He's only taken too many sleeping pills, you know" she continues with a gesture to the slumped cashier.

"He'll wake up, eventually, but not before I'm through with you!" yells the fairy, "Those sleeping pills aren't that strong." The evil fairy goes up to the young boy and draws a knife.

waking up
germs

He stares panicked at the Fairy's knife.

"That knife will be covered with germs, it's filthy" he stupidly points out.

Shaking his head at his own stupidity he closes his eyes and prays that the cashier will start waking up.

forgotten
words

The evil fairy gets ready to chant a spell, but suddenly she seems to have forgotten the words.

The cashier begins to wake up, and the young man hears a groan from behind the counter.

"I wouldn't worry about him, if I were you," says the evil fairy. "They don't call this the evil comic book store for nothing."

scary
satanic

The young man looks round, desperately searching for a weapon of some sort to use against the scary, knife wielding fairy.  Alighting on a comic entitled "How To Banish A Satanic Fairy in Two Easy Steps", he grabs it and turns the page.

fizz
paddle

It involves some monkeys, some fizz, and a paddle. Luckily, there is a paddle right next to it. Where the young man will get the fizz from is unknown to him, even as the evil fairy knocks him in the back of the head with her wand. He lands facefirst in the fizz created from the pop rocks and water that the cashier was drinking.

The cashier starts to come around and say things. "What's an evil fairy doing here? This isn't the evil comic store... oh, wait, it is! But I'm not evil!"

dollsteak
Coke

The evil fairy was nonplussed by the cashier's ruse, because it knew about the danger of mixing pop rocks and Coke.

The intrepid young man took advantage of the evil fairy's confusion, brandishing the latest thrilling issue of Dollsteak the Untamable.  Forgetting his fizz, he thwacked away madly.

mediocre

Godot

But he got mediocre results. The cashier got up and used the paddle and the fizz to pat the evil satanic scary fairy with. Then, the evil fairy died. The evil fairy was finished. Completely finished.

"Thank goodness for pop rocks and Dollsteak comic books, huh?" says the cashier.

Just then, the young man stopped. He had seen the original issue of Waiting for Godot it was right next to a copy of Dollsteak and the Rock Stars.

It was widely known that Dollsteak had spawned more spinoffs and alternate universes and such things than even the X-Men.

McDonald's
Darian

"Erm...yes, thank goodness indeed" agrees the young man.  Grabbing an assortment of comics he takes them over to the cashier.

"I'll take these please" he says.

"Sure, and my name's Darian by the way" professes the cashier.

"Thanks Darian! Hey, do you know if there's a McDonalds round here? I'm starving."

upside down
ticking

"The only McDonalds around here is the upside down one," says Darian.

"Upside down?" asks the young man.

"Yes, you'll have to get there through the stairwell that looks like an M. C. Escher painting," says Darian, "And find out where I am. I haven't been posting at ASWoT."

The young man leaves the store with his new comic books and begins to search for the stairwell that looks like an M. C. Escher painting so that he can eat at McDonald's.

babble
steak

I really like this thread, but I will shut it down if no one has posted to it within the next three days.

((I know I'm posting out of turn, but I like this game very much. I'll just have to hope that my post restarts it.))

Maybe Darian's monologue was just babble. Maybe he really wanted a steak. But if so, fate was not without a sense of irony, for he found the staircase that looked like it was out of an M. C. Escher painting lickety split.

Climbing the stairs, he wondered which direction to go, as two staircases went off in different directions at one of the Y-intersections. Then he saw it: the McDonalds.

lickety split
banana split

Elsewhere while eating a banana spilt and evil godess plotted to resurect old games lickety split because she likes to make dead things alive again...

Tango
Marsupial

If she runs into the young man, she'll have to tangle with some foam, a paddle, and a marsupial, because the young man still has the exotic book with which he banished the Satanic fairy.

Eating his fries, the young man is satisfied.

earthquake
stores

Then, however, an earthquake shakes town. Through the (upside down) window of the Mcdonalds the young man can only look as the stores of the city tumble into a deep rift in the ground, including Charisma's evil comic store.

The young man looks nervously at the greasy fella standing at the cash register.

Dhoomsday
Elephants

"It's perhaps Dhoomsday," says the man at the counter. "Soon the elephants will appear."

"Dhoomsday? Elephants?" the young man asks. "What do you mean?"

Entanglement
Green

"Dhoomsday. The knight of doom and elephants." the greasy man replies

"His request for world domination was completely entangled in red tape, and when the request form suddently disappeared one day he swore revenge on the world. That's why Mcdonalds has begun to build their restaurants in different dimensions, like this one."

At a corner table a woman with far too much eyeshadow sighs "Whoa.. green."

Fifth Element
Rye

"Some would sally forth, but I would rather have a fifth.  Element or particle, what is in this drink before me?" This, the greasy an added with a rye smile.

daze
days

"My god that's alot of eye shadow"! the young man yelled.
To which the women looked up and replied "whoa...yelling" and then continued to dunk her rye bread into her warm pea soup.
"How can I stop this dhoomsday?!" the man yelled, as he was fond of doing, at the shopkeep.
"You must use the 5th element" The shopkeep said
"Is that lady with the pa soup the 5th element?" he said
"No shes only the 3 and a half but I suppose she will do" the shopkeep replied
"Whoa...soup" the lady noted.

Hot pants
Angela Lansbury

To which the greasy man replied, "That makes about as much sense as hot pants on Angela Lansbury!"

After a brief spell of retching, "If you really want to prevent the dhoomsday, you must first lead your marsupial in a tango.  While you are in the middle of dancing, you must then put the animal into clothing.  Above all, you cannot let the marsupial learn about your plans."

Drug
Eucalyptus

"By the way, what's your name?" asked the greasy man.
"Johnny Eucalyptus," the boy replied.  "And how do I get a marsupial to tango with me?"
"Drugs," the shopkeep answered.

cherry cola
woofers

"Eh.. which drugs?" Johnny asked

"Cherry Coke." the greasy man replied flatly "With woofers."


Aphrodite
Gung-ho

"Where are they?" Johnny asked.

"Behind my statue of Aphrodite," said the shopkeeper.

Gung-ho as can be, Johnny ran to get them, but accidentally tipped over the statue.


pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
servovalve

Running to get the servovalve, the greasy man comes back and uses it on Johnny. "That was close," he says, "tripping over the statue usually causes pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis within seconds."

Johnny looks confused.

ray
field

"By the way," says the greasy man, holding out his hand, "my name is Ray, and I'm an expert in servovalves, though I usually use them for mechanical purposes, not pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

"Good to meet you," says Johnny.  "You sure are outstanding in your field."

turtling
fillip

"No I'm not. I'm sitting here in this bar with you."

Ray opens a set of shuttered windows that overlook a lovely spring meadow on a clear November afternoon.  The stars peer through the dark and evil looking clouds.  Standing in the middle if the field is a lone individual.

Ray points. "He is out standing in his field."

Johnny squints at the afore mentioned stranger, "Who’s that?"

Shocked at Johnny’s ignorance, Ray replies, "Why that’s the largest property owner in the entire land.  That’s Mr. Fillip Turtling.  He owns every single field, meadow, pasture, and pinball arcade."

             flibbertigibbets
             kimono

"So why is he wearing a kimono in that field?" Johnny asks.

Ray leans in close and whispers conspiratorially, "It's because of the flibbertigibbets."


quasar
monk

"That makes about as much sense as a quasar in a bathroom."

"Would you believe that he's a monk having a party with all of his friends?"

thieves

kernel

"No I would not but thanks anyways" Johnny Eucalyptus said and runing over grabbed the women with the pea soup.
"Whoa...leaving" The women replied and followed Johnny out the door.
They ran across the field to the kimono wearing Mr. Turtling.
"Where can I find the Tango marsupial?" Johnny yelled "I have to stop the improperly spelled dhoomsday"
"I'll not tell you, you're nothing but a pack of dirty thieves!" The man yelled.
"Ah but I have the third and a half element...go pea soup lady!"

Suddenly without warning the pea soup lady ran forward and did a handspring landing next to Mr. Turtling. She jumped in the air trying to back round kick the mans face but her attack was easily ducked.
"Ahaha you attacks are but a kernel to my cobb pea soup lady" Mr. turtling yelled.

Folding fan
Katana

From the folds of his kimono, the man produced a folding fan.  He batted his eyelashes a moment and opened the fan.  A thin katana fell out of the fan and into his outstretched hand.

"We just want the marsupial," Johnny said.  "We already have the Cherry Coke."

"Ah," the man said wide-eyed, "You speak of dhooms..." [fit of coughing] "...err...doomsday."

fannypack
skyscraper

"Have you seen the marks all around town? It's coming, doomsday. It's a day when backpacks will topple skyscrapers. We'll all perish."

cold front
pollen

"You put up a cold front of indifference, but I know the truth.  Pollen is not to blame for your puffy red eyes.  You have been crying!  Crying for fear of the coming dhoomsday."  Johnny look accusingly at the old man.

bovine
snow cones

The old man, Mr. Fillip Turtling, who owns every single field, meadow, pasture, and pinball arcade around, leans on a nearby bovine in the field but cannot respond through his tears.

"He cries," says Ray the greasy man, "because all he's ever been trained to do is make snow cones.  How can he confront doomsday?"

codpiece
Freudian
This message was last edited by the player at 06:17, Mon 13 Dec 2004.

NEW STORY
________________________________________________

Rolph checked his time coordinate book, double checked it, and then punched the numbers into his wristband, finding himself transported to the correct time and space coordinates in the time-space continuum to perform his job for the day.

codpiece
Freudian

Rolph the Freudian stepped into the late 20th century, into New York City.  Someone always tried to mess up the timeline on my shift. He thought as he walked down town, the CODpiece (aka Cop On Duty) blinked on his wrist, showing any temporal distubances.

Penut
Fire

As usual, one showed up almost immediately. Rolph headed immediately towards its source, the city zoo. Apparantly an elephant would choke on a peanut thrown by a zoogoer and be unable to put out a fire with its trunk. Caught in the fire would be a young man who still had much to do in the world.

robot
Madagascar

Just then, Rolph received an urgent call from Madagascar.  "Rolph," said Mr. Beamer, the dispatcher, "I just received news that the elephant is actually a robot.  In order to dislodge the peanut, you will have to..."  He paused to look at his handbook.

arse
tongue

"Find the power switch located in the elephant's arse," explains Mr. Beamer after his long pause.

"I'll get right on it!" Rolph exclaims a bit too excitedly, licking his lips with his strange, lizard-like tongue.

"Oh excuse me, I was reading from the wrong page," Mr. Beamer quickly corrects himself. "The elephant robot's obstruction will respond only to La Tango de la Muerte!"

"Very well," Rolph responds dejectedly.


projection
aspersion

Casting aside his aspersions, Rolph runs to find the Tango.  Unfortunately, all he finds is a slide show of the tango for a projection machine.  Nevertheless, he runs the slides of the tango and the obstruction is released from the elephant.

"Time to head off again," Rolph says before the zookeeper can thank him.  Another job's at hand.  He looks down at his wrist-time-ometer and...


draft
blueberry

is suddenly overcome by the desire for blueberries. He is headed towards Beulah's Fried Chicken and Pancake Shack when a fat he is absconded by a fat man with a video camera. "Senator Rolph, you voted in favor of the draft. Will you sign here to enlist in the army yourself?" the man demands.

gyrate
sandblaster

"I will be happy to if you'll agree to gyrate on a sandblaster," Rolph says curtly.  Then he pops a dried blueberry in his mouth, hits his wristometer, and disappears, only to find himself...


psoriasis
caveman

In a dark painted cave, obviously made by early natives of north america.  They seemed worn, but there was no sign of modern society or evidence of cavemen near by.  A wind blew through the cave, and he noticed a pictograph of a cave man covered in weird markings.  <I>psoriasis<I>  He thought, <I> or a simmilar disease.  Wonder what I'm supposed to do here anyway...


pogo

fruitcake

Etched into the wall deeper in the cave was a recipe for fruitcake. Unfortunately, it required dried blueberries, and he had just eaten his last one. "Guess I'll have to go find some more," he sighs as he saddles up his pogo stick and hops into the wilderness.

gastro-intestinal
regal

Little did he know that the constant hopping up and down on his pogo stick was only aggravating his gastro-intestinal problems that had just become serious within the past few weeks.  He stopped suddenly, flinging his pogo stick to the ground with a regal pompous aire.  "Thus shall I empty my bowls!", he proclaimed, and then headed out deeper into the forest to do the deed.

But along the way he came into a clearing where there was a crystal clear pond. When he came near enough to the pond to drink, he stooped low and hit his hand on the ponds surface! It was solid, and made of crystal. "What a strange part of time this is!" Rolph exclaimed.

He wandered just a few feet away from the clearing to deal with his business and came back to study the transparent pond. He walked on its crystal surface, just a few feet from shore.

fish
sales

To his astonishment, there were tiny crystalline fish swimming about beneath the hard surface of the lake. Rolph's need to evacuate his bowels was clouded from his thoughts by dreams of what he could do with the money from the sales of these strange creatures.

bedlam
genocide

Physically pained, and emotionally conflicted, Rolph considers his options, It's such a peaceful place, I know that if I steal these strange creatures, it would cause bedlam across this entire ecosystem, and if I attempt to relieve myself here, it might be even worse, maybe even resulting in genocide.  This wondrous place destroyed beyond repair.

gas
moist

To test his theory, Rolph released a small fart, and sure enough, the gas caused many of the precious creatures to sink straight to the bottom of the crystal lake. "Well, it must be made out of some kind of fluid," he thought to himself, though even after swiping his finger across the surface a second time, he detected no fluid.

meatball
hyacinth

Momentarily distracted, "I don't remember eating meatballs and flowers.  Oh wait.  There was that deli with the tasty hyacinth bush."

And giving truth to the malady's name, Rolf ran.

Poison oak

newspapers

Lacking a way of cleaning himself, Rolph grabbed for the nearest plant. As his hand broke out in hives, he realized that it was poison oak, and he was actually thankful that the hives had prevented him from doing any more damage. His searching eyes found some discarded newspapers from 1974. The papers appeared to be British, and one headline proclaimed "American 'Efficiency Food' Emporium to Open in South London." In the photo, smiling men in suits and bowler hats led young girls in Sunday dresses by the hand into a restaurant adorned with golden arches and a smiling clown.

polyester
Halifax

Also in the paper were advertisements for polyester curtains and a strange place called the Halifax building society.
Those crazy brits someone needed to show them how to have a good time.

Hospital
Snowflakes

Rolph decided that he was not at all the person to do it. Instead, he sat down and began carving snow-flake patterns into the crystalline surface of the strange lake. Much to his surprise and embarassment, it was not the lake but the ground beneath him that cracked, sending poor Rolph tumbling miles and miles down to the center of the earth, where he landed with a crunch. Determing that he had skinned a knee, Rolph muttered, "I don't suppose there will be a hospital down here anywhere."

digestible
operatic

Somewhere in the distance he heard an operatic sound which he realised was his stomach. I really need to find some digestable matter soon he thought.


Fetch
Compress.

Unbeknownst to Rolf, the evil mole people were plotting his demise.

The leader of the mole people squinted at his commander of the guards, "Go and fetch this surface dweller.  We shall compress his bones until he reveals to us all of his secrets."

hang nail

splat!

Rolph heard a "splat!" next to him and looked over to find that one of his hangnails had also fallen and landed in the mud next to him.

halibut
fringe

"Well, I sure didn't come down here for the halibut," Rolph says, cracking himself up.  Then he remembered his wristometer.  It had fallen off somewhere in the fringe of the mud.

quantum
employment

Thehalibut kid sat in the corner reading a book called how to find employment as a quantum physisist.

Fire
Bunnies

The halibut kid wondered what he had to do with this story. All he ever did was light bunnies on fire and dream of being a quantum physicist. He certainly knew nothing of poor Rolph's current predicament.

quagmire
inferno

In fact in the parlance of his native city he was stuck in a quagmire in an inferno without a paddle. (His people were wierd)


Fish
Laboritory

The mad scientist watched the creatures called humans squirming in the habitats he had created for them in his laboratory. One subject, named Rolph, seemed to be trying to reattach a fingernail. Another was looking for a job. In the corner, the scientist's pet fish squawked in frustration and hunger.

matrimony
yodel

The squak sometimes sounded like a yodel, sometimes like the howl of a young boy forced into matrimony.

Guitar
Phone

"Enough of this madness!" the mole leader screamed into his phone, "Put down your guitar and start the invasion!"

Sure
Pudding

Being stuck in all that delicious-looking mud reminded Rolph of his stomach.  "I sure could use some pudding," he said before snatching up his wristometer and pushing the button to get him out of there.

franchise
snuggle

He reappeared in a Toys-R-Us, where they were franchising a snuggly little bear.

What kind of Toys-R-Us is this? As he looked all around, at the strange green people, proving once and for all, one shouldn't franchise time, and snuggle up to mysterious ecosystems. He seemed to have caused irreparable damage to some part of evolution that had caused people to turn this interesting color.

expect
nutritious

Nevertheless, he was still hungry, and they looked particularly yummy and nutritious, but he did not expect the green people to be keen on being eaten.  Instead, he got himself into a Toy Story alien costume as camouflage and...

wet
biodegradable

Somehow it turned him wet and biodegradable, and he started to decompose.

wierd
want

Well, that's weird he thought as one of the strangly colored people approached him and asked "You want out?"

Brittle
Asylum

Luckily, he still had that Babel fish he'd stolen from the crazy guy in the asylum, and it seemed to translate well in his ear.  He said "No" and patted a green guy on the back, but it was brittle and broke into a million pieces.  The other green men were not pleased.

Mobocratic
Venom

A mob of people formed around him, forming an angry mob.  Apparently this is a mobocratic society he joked to himself, as he was carried away to there leader, a giant venomous snake named Dave.

Tacos
Story

The green people said their race was called "orcs" and that they loved tacos.  To restore order to the universe, he would have to climb a 12 story building and locate 23 tacos for Dave and his orc henchmen.

elevator
poke

They left him at the main floor of the building, and seeing what was aparently an elevator, he poked the up button.

Spring
fruitcake

After pushing the button, Rolph watched the elevator spring into action. When its doors opened, his stomach was delighted to find a half-eaten fruitcake on the floor.

When the elevator arrived at it's floor he decided to spring into action but did look as nutty as a fruitcake.

Glue

Juice

Unfortunately for Rolph, the fruitcake was glued to the floor of the elevator. He had to settle for sucking the juice from the sweet, sweet delicacy.

matriculate
ornery

Never since his matriculation into culinary school had Rolph tasted something so good.  He stopped, however, when he reached the glue.  Leaving the elevator, he found that the tacos were being guarded by a very ornery creature.

salatious
masticate

Salacious mastication of the fruitcake had caused him to absorb a smidgen of the glue. He might not survive going after the tacos as well.

moronic
quaternary

Still the creature, while ornery, was also known to be moronic.  And he knew the password to make it release the tacos: quaternary.  He stepped boldly up to the ornery, moronic creatures and said the word.

gregarious
dolphin

But in addition to being moronic and ornery, the creature was gregarious.  It wanted to talk.  For some reason, it believed that snakes, such as itself, and dolphins, were distant cousins in the evolutionary trail.  "Aha," said Rolph, grabbing the tacos and rushing for the door, "now I understand what went wrong in the past."

inhibitor
wristometer

After fitting the ornery beast with a speech inhibitor to shut it up, he fled with the tacos and leaped fomr the window. Miraculously still holding onto the Mexican delights, he pushed the button on his wristometer and once again was hurled into a different time and place.

samurai
incommunicado

Returning to the time in which he had messed up, he stood now on the crystal lake again. Across the way, he saw a dangerous sight. It was a samurai. "I'm not here to harm you," he said, but the samurai was incommunicado.

"Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before you go to bed. The former bishop from Turkey will be coming along with six to eight black men. They might put some candy in your shoes, they might stuff you in a sack and take you to Spain, or they might just pretend to kick you. We don't know for sure, but we want you to be prepared." Perhaps this would cause a reaction in the samurai, but still nothing.

pomme frites
pulchritudinous

Thehalibutkid sat at home watching and eating posh chips called pomme frites and wondering just what the hell pulchitudinous meant. Still on with the show. Just what would the samuri do.

Ritz
Curry

The samurai stood, and stood and stood. The man on the crystal clear lake tossed the samurai some ritz curry.

cardsharper
pom

The Samurai had no interest in the curry, not while he was sharpening cards with his cardsharper, where was that cheerleader with her pom poms, maybe she could distract him?

artichoke
breast

Watching the samurai use the cardsharper, he discovered the samurai didn't want the ritz curry, so he tossed him some artichoke-smothered chicken breast.

boysenberry
minimums

The samurai looked at Rolf and ignored the artichoke.  "Got boysenberries?" he asked.  "The minimums allowed are three."  He stood and waited.

obi
gee

The Samurai was no match for Obi-Wan-Kenobi, by gee it would be good if he were here and not in time long ago and a galaxy far far away.

frazzle
cleptomaniac

Then the samurai removed his obi, and Rolf realized he was a cleptomaniac, for it was the very obi enshrined in the old museum.  Frazzled, Rolf said, "My, what a big obi you have."

OBGYN
portal

"Not as big an obi as my OBGYN!" the samurai exclaimed. A portal appeared at the bottom of the crystal lake.

cancer
mammogram

As the samurai started to run toward the portal, Rolph said, "Those portals will give you cancer, you know.  Besides, a sumo samurai yourself wouldn't want to have to get a mammogram on those man-boobs."  With the samurai momentarily hesitating, Rolph jumped through the portal.

seasoning
bank

Everything whirled around him like snow. He had fallen on a bank made of left over seasoning. This place was even wierder than the one from before, with the green people and the toy store. There were no people, but tons of abstract ideas.

Looking all around, he saw the pale blue sky, and old fashioned street lamps emitting halogen light, and everywhere around shined, like it had just been rubbed down with oil or something.

haunting
reminiscent

he could hear a hunting tune reminisent of the misic of his childhood.

Kebab

Camping

He realized the haunting music was really the samurai humming a tune as he made Kabobs on the end of his samurai sword.  "Planning to barbeque and go camping too?" he asked the samurai, who bore a strange resemblance to John Belushi.

baby
Martians

John Belushi was fames once for spelling his school masters name wrong, instead of Martins he spelt Martians - this caused mass panic, causing a baby to cry.

Crimson
laughter
This message was last edited by the player at 11:21, Mon 07 Mar 2005.

The Samurai cut off the head of the opponent His laughter echoing whilst the Crimson Gore flowed.

Lick

Poo

The Samurai's winning cry was unusual - 'Lick my poo!'

Gremlin
Kayak

However what was that comming down the river in an old Kayak? Yes it was the Samurai's next opponent. A Gremlin named Splurge.

Yes

Dodecahedron.

"You fight gremlins?" Rolf asked.
"Hai," the samurai responded.
"Hi?"  Rolf waved weakly back.
"No. Hai.  It mean 'yes' in Japanese."
"Oh, well I've been wondering.  How do you say dodecahedron?"
The samurai shakes his head at such a silly question.  "Ju-ni mentai.  Or if you mean deltoid dodecahedron, then 'sankaku mentai.'  Now leave me alone you silly man."

badgers
historical

Historically, badgers always got in the way. Look at C. S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia for a good example.

In this instance, a badger hopped in between the man and the samurai.

Asura
Koutetsu

Asura and Koutetsu shouted the Samurai. I must assume this is an old japanese curse as I have no other Idea what it might mean.
Then he attacked.

Upset

Kingdom

This, of course, upset all of the samurai in the kingdom.

Doofus
Spork

"What a doofus," one said in Japanese, "not to even know asura and koutetsu."
The samurai responded, "If you mock me, I shall spear you with a spork and twist your intestines in my chopsticks."

atomic
forensic

The samurai had no idea that his interlocutors had been on the high school forensics team. "Sporks cause the use of atomic weapons!" they convinced him, and he hung his head in shame.

Sparkbubble
Mouseketeer

Suddenly in the distance there was a flash. It was a sparkbubble going off.
Then the samurai realised that it was not far away it was very small it was his old enemys the 3 blind mouseketeers.

Smith

Kaibosh

"I am Rolf Smith," Rolf pronounced to the three blind mouseketeers, "and I don't know what 'kaibosh' means, so I'm out of here."  And with that, he turned his wristometer again and vanished to the distant future...

snorkel
shoelace

...only to find himself in a dark room carrying nothing but a shoelace and a snorkel.

YWCA
keyhole

When he realized he was in a closet with the letters YWCA on the door, he peeked through the keyhole to get a better view.

basketball
razor

What he saw on the other side of the door astonished him.  A basketball game was being played by giant pandas on Razor scooters.

Layup
Raw meat

One of the pandas went for a layup and, upon making a basket, was tossed some raw meat which he gobbled down.

Rolf decided to see what his mission in this time and place might be.

banana
traveller

Rolf knew that the only way to escape from the YWCA alive was to disguise himself as something innocuous.  After a quick scan through the closet, the only thing he could come up with was a banana costume.  (It was the YWCA panda's basketball team mascot.)

Rolf dressed and exited the closet.

Just then, a whistle was blown on the court.  Rolf looked up to se a panda arguing with a koala in a stripped shirt.  Apparently the panda in question took a couple of steps without dribbling the basketball.  The "traveler" argued the call as best it could, but to no avail.  The koala gave the ball to the opposing team.

Alcohol
Lard

I must have been drinking too much alcohol, Rolf thought, to be seeing pandas playing basketball.  Nevertheless, he found a bucket of lard next to the raw meat and knew just what this meant.

excuse
French

Just then, a panda come over to Rolf. "Excuse me, Ms. Mascot, you're supposed to be at courtside pumping up the crowd, not sitting on your lard butt in the broom closet.  So, get out there and show some banana enthusiasm!  By the way, you forgot you beret, we are having a French theme tonight."

Enrage
Siam

Enraged by the insulting panda from Siam, Rolf flees the scene screaming.

modify
scandal

Rolf adjusted the settings on his time traveling watch.  "I've got to modify this to go to the island of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakap ikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu and avoid this scandal once and for all."  He pushed the button.

natives
restless

(FYI, that is all one word, but this darned site won't let me string together that many letters in a row.)

This message was last edited by the player at 02:51, Wed 11 May 2005.

Upon his arrival at the island of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakap ikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, Rolf found that the natives were restless.

scum
fly

They're restroom facilities were covered in scum, flies buzzing around angrily. Apparently, they were restless because they couldn't use the bathroom.

dive
brown

But he just decided to dive in anyways; down into the brown goo.

fun
frumpy

The goo was frumpy. He had fun eating the wastes.

chow
cheesy

The chow was yummy because it was cheezy.

stampede
tangible

Suddenly, a tangible stamped of srum fish rushed over me.

Ferret
Ghonorea(sp?)

HuH?

The stampeded fish give jo ghonorea and he uses a ferret to clean his parts.

sparkling
encephalite

His parts now sparkly clean, jo suddenly got an encephilate...

Lemon
Lime

His allergy to lemons however, seemed to also apply to limes

Frogs
Turtlenecks

The turtleneck he was wearing was suddenly filled with frogs.

Eskimo
Desert

Unfortunately he had about as much a clue as an eskimo in a desert

What words?

parfait
suicide

But luckily eating the parfait provided prevented him from committing suicide.

yodel
oyster

And so he went on his merry way to the seaside where he decided to yodel at an oyster.

FourLegged
fun

But the oyster was a quadruped and this little fourlegged freak would have no more of the yodeler's fun.


Cacophony
Widget

In fact, the oyster found that the yodeling was such a cacophony that it was forced to hide inside of a widget that had fallen out of a passing vessel.

undulation
squib

Unfortunately for the oyster, the widget was actually a squib.  As the oyster attempted to hide inside the widget it began to undulate.  The undulation caused the squib to explode, propelling the oyster far from its home.

sake
feces

The oyster, now zooming at an alarming rate, eventually landed into a pile of floating feces. Feces for Pete sake! The oyster, poor guy, was stuck. The pile of dung began to decend into the dark depths below.

Can't believe this is still going, but you need to provide the words...

whoops. I was searching back an I found it...resurected it.

plunger
yeast

The oyster and feces floated downward until they became stuck in a drain along with some fermenting yeast.  Just when the oyster thought its ride was over, a giant plunger came through the water and forced the blockage, along with the oyster, down the drain.

egregious
pundit

Any self respecting pundit would agree that these egregious events should never have happened.  However, what should have been and what actually was are often two different things.


scrumptious
simpleton

The oyster (however much of a simpleton he was), did think the feces look scrumptious. Gobbling the excrement, the shellfish carried on its merry way, only to find...

excavator
doberman

...a doberman waiting with its master (who was an excavator).

lambaste
elixir

The doberman, seeing the oyster, rapidly ate it and with a slurp drank down the sweet elixi that was the oyster's juice. The excavator lambasted his pet, as that was the very first oyster he had seen that walke and before the dog ate it he thought he would make a fair amount of money from the discovery he stumbled across. (or that stumbled across him).

octopus
draught

The apparent draught of oysters had up to this point been managed by using octopus as a substitute.  With sadness, the excavator realized that the draught would continue.

zipper
revolution

He then realised the draught was actually to do with his fly being down. He raised his zipper, and was about to wage war on the now prolific oysters when he heard "revolution". He looked down and saw that it was his doberman who had uttered the words.

surgeon
Pakistan

Suddenly, the excavator realized that the surgeon from Pakistan that had sold him the doberman was just trying to set him up.

undulation
extract

The surgeon,  now realising he had been sprung, extracted himself from the hole in the ground he had been hiding. He tried to look tough but the excavator was a much bigger man than he was. his brow appeared undulated as bead of sweat began shimmering down it and into his eyes. he waited for the inevitable...

boulder
knitwear
This message was last edited by the player at 16:01, Sun 11 Sept 2005.

...to come bounding down the mountain, but it never came.  Instead, the excavator began to give him a solid beating with his knitwear.

happy
foot

the surgeon wasn't too happy about the assault although it had been fabric softened to just the point he enjoyed. grabbing at his assailant weapon, he realised a needle had been left in the newly completed scarf and hat. he prompty snatched it and drove it through the excavator foot, impaling him to the ground.

butter
mercedes

This was unfortunate for the excavator, because now he was unable to get out of the way of the oncoming Mercedes, whose driver was distracted by his butter toast.

curmudgeon
fard

The driver was obviously not a curmudgeon, indeed his face was painted in a rather jolly manner with French fard.  The toast sailed up in the air and hit the driver in the face, spattering butter all over his paint.


purse
blue

Luckily, the driver's wife had a bottle of BLUE in her purse and quickly applied it to her husband's face.

inside
outside

The drivers wife put the blue back inside her purse as the excavator twitched helplessly outside the car.

Tree
Demented

After hitting the excavator, the Mercedes driver became demented and ran his car into a tree.


levy
embryo

After the Mercedes hit the tree, the car fell into the levy.  Several eggs fell from a nest in the tree, cracking open to reveal the embryos inside.

forgot
words

Yeah
TinTin

Suddenly, TinTin forgot the words for the next part.  Yeah, and then Twendle forgot to post the next part of the story using the previous words.

sorry
going

I'm sorry I didn't post earlyer or this would probably be going better.

Story
continue
This message was last edited by the player at 20:33, Thu 29 Sept 2005.

So, to continue our story:
The embryos suddenly sprouted into water buffalo.

milk
astronaught

An astronaut walked by, amazed at this... amazing sight and spilt his glass of milk.

horse
cereal

(sorry about my earlier oversight)

The astronaut ran to the cupboard and grabbed a box of his favorite cereal, Horse Nuts.

fiddler
cactus

As he grabbed a hand of the cereals and put them in his mouth, he remembered a story about a joly fiddle who sang songs about cactusses and llama's

strange
horn

It was a strange story, involving not only a fiddle, but also a brass band, complete with an entire horn section.

TinTin
words

---keep forgetting that---

Forget
Turnip

The astronaut forgot to add a turnip to his cereal, and quickly started looking for one.

Circle
House

He circled the house, trying to find the garden.

Umbrella
Sea

He unexpectedly found the sea as a huge wave was coming down and sheilded himself with the only thing he could find, an umbrella?

Shark
Star
This message was last edited by the player at 02:51, Sun 02 Oct 2005.

A shark came out from the sea, swallowing him whole and transporting him to a distant star.

criminal
stripe

Surprisingly when he got there the leaders of the star people thought he was a criminal so they painted him with criminal stripes.

nose
office

He was offended when they even put stripes on his nose so he went to the bosses office

forgot
words

three
two-hundred

Since the boss had three noses and two hundred stripes on them, he knew his appeal was wasted.

hair
cough

When he left the office he saw a man combing his disgusting greasy hair, while he saw another man cough right on him and he realized this star had very rude people.

post
words

NOTE: If the person above you forgot to post the words for the next section, simply post the words for them.

---

hump
lump

As he continued to look around, he saw a man with a lump, no, a hump on his back!  This star was a very strange place indeed.

need
weed

He knew he needed to find someone sympathetic to his cause, he had to weed out all these wierdos!

find
ride

He had to find a way to get out, and finally he found someone who said he would give him a ride anywhere in the universe for only 20 zorks.

tail
pail

antromorphic
motorised

The creature that agreed to give him a ride was an antromorphic raccoon with a motorised tail.

pail
mail

Stranger still, the raccoon used a pail for transportation.  He would place the pail in the mail and then have it sent wherever he wished to go.

pale
male

Sometimes though this type of transportation made him go pale especially when his male parts got glued to the edges of the mailing envelope.

normal
refrigerator

But that was normal for the refridgerated raccoon, so he got used to it.

king
rightful

The man tried to lower the rate to 10 Zonks, claiming he was the rightful king.

low
cheap

The raccoon said that price was too low, but he would give get him home for that cheap if the man would pay in advance.

dog
cat

The man had some reason to worry as a cat was to be mailed before him, and just as it was sent off in the pail, it changed into a dog.

home cheese

The man found some moldy cheese in his pocket and took it out only to find that it was worth 100 zorks and he gladly gave it away for a free ride home.

desperate
knight

He took the ride, but he ended up sharing the ride with a knight who was desperate to have someone to talk to.

bob
jane

Bob enjoyed the ride with the knight, who happened to be a female named Jane.

joy
jumbo

Bob and Jane hit it off wonderously, they found with joy they both loved Dumbo the movie, especially the mother elephant, Mrs. Jumbo.

two
ten

It was ten minutes past two when they got home. And Mrs.Bob was waiting up for him.

Malice
Palace

With great malics, Mrs. Bob smote the knight from the palace and left her for dead.

anger
revenge

In his anger, Bob yelled, 'It was all platonic, you didn't have to take revenge!'

smite
fight

With that, Mrs. Bob decided to smite her husband next, and a great fight arose between them.

fun
sun

Mrs. Bob hit Bob so hard that he fell, striking his head on the counter.  In his daze, he daydreamed about a time when he and his wife had gone to the beach, they had so much fun... and there was so much sun...

beach
sand

and the beach was covered in beautiful white sand... Wait!  That's not sand, that's salt from the counter getting into the cut on his head!

ton
tun

Mrs. Bob was feeling bad when she saw how badly she hurt Bob, so she helped him up and offered him a tun of beer, which weighed nearly a ton in the opinion of the still slightly stunned Bob.

bark
oak

She then made Bob some tea made from oak bark.

Hair
Toe

He hurt all the way from his toes up to his hair, but the tea did help.

cart
mart

He went to a mart with his wife so they could get some food to help Bob get better, and they put all the food in a cart

wheel
floor

The cart was a real goer, it had four wheels on the floor.

race
taste

The last item they needed was a 2 litter pepsi and they had to race another person to get it because there was only one left, but they were going to fast and hit the pepsi so hard that it exploded, but at least it tasted good.

bomb
chair

So after the Pepsi bomb exploded, they headed home and relaxed in their chair.

ark
arc

That night Bob had a dream, he dreamt that a big voice in the sky demanded that he built an ark.  He immediately woke up and worried so much that he could not sleep anymore.  In his blurry state in the morning, he tried to build the bottom of the boat, using an arc as a template.

rain
fame

But then it started to rain. And Bob was a little bit stupid, so he forgot to make the arc-ark waterproof. It immediately rotted and broke, sending Bob into instant fame for being that stupid guy.


House
Mouse!

He ran into his house to get out of the rain and found that multiple animals had already started to gather for his little ark, in fact an entire family of mice were waiting for him just inside the door.

Mrs.
neighbor

"whow" he thought, That dream was real! But he needed a human woman, or else mankind couldn't survive. So took the phone and called his neighbor, Mrs. Bella.

Mustache
emo

After the first ring on the phone, a man with a mustache jumped through the window and pointed a gun at him and said, "Dont worry I'm an EMO".

hello
bye

He blinked a few times before the man explained, "I'm just passing through, bye." and departed back through the window.  The phone rang a couple more times before a man's voice came on the line, "Hello?".

run
walk

"I'd like to speak to Mr.Bella" he hesitantly asked. "What bussiness do you have with bella?!!!" the man on the phone yelled. "I have half a mind to run over there and kick your shin...but beacuse im crippled i'll walk".

Evil
Slutty

With that evil non sequitur still running through his mind, Bob new he had to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Bella.  "I want to confuse Bella.  What should I wear?  The cowboy costume or my slutty wedding dress?"

apple
Quanza

Bob thought about leaving town, but the Quanza had been decomissioned in 1968 so he couldn't get passage.  Tossing an apple in the air he considered the two outfits he'd pulled out of his closet.

science
weird

One looked like a costume from Wierd Science. The other, a gigantic banana.

absentia
characterizing

He noticed his absentia when he started characterizing the clothes. So he chose the weird science looking one.

dog, eat

He then mixed it with the banana costume, but a monkey felt the need to eat him. He was luckily saved by a dog.

Violence
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (yes that is a real word. the fear of long words to be exact.)

Then he turned to start some violence. He shoot the man who made the word Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Violence and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia seemed to go hand in hand.

even
stick

Even though he shot him. The man through a stick at him

little
Big

But the death was a little drop in a big pond.

vivacious
variant

To add a little variant to our little story, a little vivacious girl with a gun comes in.

Happy
Sad

The shot she took made her happy. But made him sad.

Big
Bigger
Biggest

It takes a big man to cry, a bigger man to laugh at that man, and the biggest man to ask why.

back
story

Ok, back to the story.

lady
sorry

The lady said sorry for eating pasta on a tuesday because she knew it would upset Ralph.

There are no words for me to carry on.

no
letters
This message was last edited by the player at 22:08, Sun 04 Dec 2005.

"No more pasta," Ralph screamed, "I told you in the letter to save some for me."


Hate
You

"You are always yelling at me!" Yelled the lady, "You know I hate yelling!" she yelled some more.

Too
True
This message was last edited by the player at 03:49, Tue 06 Dec 2005.

"That is too true", Ralph replyed apologeticly.

Dance
Groove

Ralph then thought for a second and began to dance energetically. Get into the groove baby. It is better than yelling.

Flinch
Elephant

The lady was about to flinch when a elephant fell on ralphs head.

HaHa
HeHe

She started to laugh uncontrollably, since Elephants are naturally a funny thing, "HaHa HaHa HaHa".  An air control officer came by and asked what had happened, since the lady was laughing so hard she stuttered, "He...He...HeHe.... He... He was flattttened."


mirror
tray

The officer looked in a mirror(not a mirro) and stroked his chin.  He then said you should hit him with a tray until he wakes up.

what
WHAT

"WHAT!  Where should I find a tray?  What kind of girl do you think I am?"  The Lady asked.

more
jam

The officer replied, "I thought you were more resourceful then that.  Oh, and if you find a breakfast tray, make sure there's some jam on it..."

innocent
terrible

"I am an innocent girl and it is terrible of you to ask such a thing of me!"

Jump
Duck

Looking behind the lady, the officer suddenly yelled, "Duck!" It was indeed a duck, which landed on the officer, making him jump.

goose
egg

"That is a duck, it's a goose", said the lady.  The officer replyed, "isn't this a duck egg though?"

no
yes

"Yes that is an egg" the woman replyed, "but it is a duck egg".  "No it isn't" said the man angrily.

my
bad
This message was last edited by the player at 18:53, Mon 12 Dec 2005.

"My word!" exclaimed the conservation officer that drove up, "that is a bad egg you have there!"

rattle
car

They heard the egg rattle and then all of a sudden a car came out of it.

hi
hello

The lady said 'Hello' to the driver, who reponded 'Hi'.

Coconut
Tree

As soon as she got into the car he drove into a tree and a coconut fell and broke the window.

train
game

She then deceided to take a train and when she got to the station there were some kids playing a game.

card
Bob

One of the kids started howling with laughter and another said, "Bob you are such a card!"

Nancy
welcome

"Nancy, you are welcome to do the same thing if you want", replyed Bob in laughter.

two
300

"But if I take two cards, I may miss the 300 express, that's my train you know." replied Nancy.

certain
unsure

"I am curtain you will be fine", said Bob, but Nancy said, "I'm a little unsure of it though."

BOOM
HAHAHA
This message was last edited by the player at 16:54, Thu 15 Dec 2005.

Suddenly there was a BOOM making Nancy jump and Bob laughed 'HAHAHA, got you!  you should have seen the look on your face!'

joke
done

Nancy said, "That wasn't a funny joke", and Bob replyed, "fine!  our game is done then" as he began to pick up his cards.

go
leave

Anna was behind the times and replied, "Go fish." while Bob was picking up and getting ready to leave.

red
read

"Have you even read the rules, Nancy", said Bob.  "Are those the red peices of paper", said Nance in confusion.

train
bye
This message was last edited by the player at 18:56, Thu 15 Dec 2005.

The Lady that had been watching the children play shouted suddenly, "There's my train!  Bye!"  and she boarded the train.

curtain
ocean

After an hour on the train she opened up the curtain and screamed when she saw that the were in the ocean.

water
fish

Behind the window was a whole lot of fish swimming in a whole lot of water.

shark
attack

Then a man came in dressed as a shark and said, "Take this harpoon and attack anything that manages to get into the train."

start
stop

"But where do I start?" asked the confused woman. "Anywhere. Just don't stop until they're all dead."

chocolate
spaceship

She got scared and saw an escape pod that took are to a spaceship made out of chocolate.

Moon
Sun

She climbed in and aimed it towards the moon. Did you know that moonlight is just light reflected from the sun?

Left
Right

She thought she was going too far to the left so she steered a little more right.

Oops
WEEEEE

"Oops!" She said as she turned the corner. She fell into a nearly-bottomless hole, shouting, "Wheee!"

Bottom
BOOM

Finally she reached the bottom of the whole. Her car went "BOOM!" But somehow she survived.

Yo-yo
sofa

She then sat down on a sofa and then saw a yo-yo and picked it up.

you
me

That is what you wrote. Now it's time for me to write something about the woman.

Thamior
Confused.Brit

Thamior then came out of the shadows and revealed the woman to be Confused.Brit.

Food
Drink
This message was last edited by the player at 21:08, Thu 29 Dec 2005.

Confused.Brit offered Thamior food and drink, but he declined.

Yes
Glue

But then she offered him glue and he said "Yes".

No
queen

Only he changed his mind. "No, queen Confused.Brit. I cannot."

touchy
yak

"Your touchy" said Confused.Brit, but Thamior just threw a yak at her.

huh
what

"Huh?" said Thamior. Just then, someone called nat1088. "What? Oh. I have to go, Cody. We can duel later."

Goodbye
Ring

Thamior said goodbye, but all of the sudden the phone went "ring".

ice
cream
This message was last edited by the player at 21:29, Thu 29 Dec 2005.

Thamior answered, "Hello?".

"Hello, would you like some ice cream?" came the reply.

albatross
jumprope

Thamior asked what he needed to do, and the reply said, "just bring a jumprope to albatross".

house
blue

"The albatross in the blue house?" Thamior asked.

murderer
escaped

"Yes!  And quickly!  A muderer has escaped from the insane asylem!", screamed the voice, and then he hung up.

run
dance

Thamior dropped the phone and ran to the dance studio.

where
how

The dance studio he called was the one where people learn how to cut hair, oddly enough.

Jump
Change

They also taught the fine art of jump rope in which you change the twirlers as you jump.

clean
brag

And the best part about the dance studio was listening to the owner brag about how clean the place was, even though there were hair clippings all over the place.

disposal
treatment

The clippings were all over because they didn't want to spend the money to send them to a proper disposal plant, instead, they used a special chemical treatment to make the clippings look like part of the floor.

sin
antithesis

Some people thought it was a sin not to send them to a proper disposal plant, but the owner insisted that the chemeical treatment was the antithesis of everything that was wrong with the world.

Polyester
Cinema

Of course, he also wore 100% polyester every day, and spent his time at the cinema across the street instead of at work.

spring
crazy

You see, the idea of all that hair being loose in his "clean" store just drove him crazy, so he hung out at the cinema until the cleaning service came in the spring.

Basketball
Clover

His favorite movie was about a basketball player who got his skill from a lucky four leaf clover he found when he was young.

BOOM
hi

Unfortunately, halfway through the umpteenth showing of the movie, there was a muffled BOOM from across the street, when he looked, he saw his assistant waving hi to him as his shop rocketed into space.

dream
sugar
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Then he realized it was a dream.  "I've eaten to much suger", he thought to himself.

nerd
beautful

"I'm such a nerd." he thought further. "But I'm a beautiful nerd."

silence
cheating

He then saw he wife cheating with a man hiding in the silence.

post
more

He began to go to the bar more, where he would post his bets with the bookie there.

psychic
break

He got a finacial break when he took a psychic's advice.

fun
laugh

It was so fun he had to laugh.

special
letters

He even thought up funny letters.

word
life

Every word was a small part of his life.

simple
artist

Even the simpilist word is turned into a great one by an artist such as him.

world
death

In this world there are many things, one of the great mysteries is death.

hiding
purple

The greatest mystery of all is why people hide their love of purple.

No words. I'll add a couple.

Hair
Torpedo

Instead, they hide their lack of hair, which will torpedo any chances of finding happiness.

superstring
glass

Grabbing the superstring, the owner of the dance studio (let's just call him Herb) entered the glass elevator that took him to the top floor of the cinema.

Guano
Chirp

Herb looked at his foot, and noticed there was guano on his shoe. Just then, the elevator chirped. He had arrived.

structure
universe

At the top of the structure was, surprisingly, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, how it got there, Herb had no idea.

improbability
alarm clock