Stop it, I already feel older and older by the day T.T

"Back in my day..." would be a good thread idea :P

Sort of like that monty python skit that I've never seen, but have been told about endlessly.

I was thinking along the lines of the Saturday Night Live Skit with Dana Carvey.

I haven't seen that skit. I should watch more SNL, I've heard it's really good, but I don't know where to start, and I may be too busy. Also, I don't know exactly what it is (If I'm correct, it's kind of like a late night talk show but with a much bigger, rotating cast?)

Actually, I've also heard that it's hit and miss, so IDK if it's worth keeping up with, rather than just looking for the best clips?

They are the Grumpy Old Man skits. Here is one by way of example: https://www.bing.com/videos/se...detail&FORM=VIRE

Hello my fellow timewasters. It is I Kisa, dropping in to say my hellos and vanish into the night and pop back in again in another year or so.

Hello? Or is this good-bye for a year? Don't be such a stranger!

I'm gonna try and pop in more than once. I was feeling nostalgic last night for some reason and after ten years, this place is such a comfort. I'm nearly thirty now, and sometimes I just time to look back at the friends I've made and check in from time to time. n_n I'll try not to be a stranger from now on, but you know kids, husband, work, school, farm. Living life. Lol. It's nice to see that you're still here Heath. n_n

I can only wish I were thirty again...

Wait... how old are you?

judging from your profile pic, you've gotta be at least 80... I mena, Albert Einstein was 76 when he died, but you've been resurrected for some time? I mean, I dunno how old ASWOT is, but if it's ten years old, then you've been back for at least that much time yeah? So you're 86?

Maybe, you were resurrected soon after your death... say the same year?

So, if you were resurrected in 1955, and lived your secondlife to this day, you would be 141 years old, because 2020-1879 = 141...

Perhaps, you are actually a spacetime anomaly, and were created with ASWOT itself? So, then you would only be 10ish and your comment makes little sense... Perhaps you age 7x faster though? And thus, wish you were back to being just over 4 years old, when you were approx. 30 after adjusting for dogyear inflation?

That means, you could possibly be 987 years old, in Heath Years?

But... you're still so sharp with the riddles! Meaning, you couldn't possibly be elderly, as your brain cells are still in peak condition... But you're missing 'the old days' so maybe you're middle aged? That would mean...

AHA!

The Maximum Lifespan of a Heath is 1975 Years!

I concur Froggy. Heath most definitely is a time traveling Einstein who's age is a rather complicated mathematical equation. Perhaps Heath can teach us the equation necessary to start our own time traveling journey and ultimately discover this galactic fountain of youth? *Stares at Heath meaningfully, awaiting some brilliant response*

Well, I have been referred to as an "old soul." I have a kid almost Kisa's age, so that makes me feel pretty old.

I would not dare to presume that Heath's age progresses in a linear fashion.

Exactly. Don't forget Marvin the robot--that young kid.

Kids are funny. My oldest is 10, and she's every bit my mini-me. I have trained her well.

Lol, you guys sexually reproduce? I just asexually spawn genetic duplicates of myself that inherent my memories plus abilities, and that propagate across the boundless kosmos

One day my empire will be complete... well, it won't be a 'day' if it occurs after all the stars burn out and no more planetary orbits can be measured to form those types of mathematical cycles, but what can ya do...

Hopefully I don't outlast the universe itself, though, because forming an orderly kingdom of MEMEMEMEMEMEME sounds extra difficult when the founding concept of entropy itself no longer exists to measure the idea of time (which also doesn't exist, unless I can access or create a highly durable extraplanar space?)

In other words, you do it the boring way?

Frankly, yes.

I'd trade my [future] kingdom for love *crying emoji*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, inferior mortal! What 'bores' your pitiful mind about my cosmic plan of domination? Have you failed to comprehend it, or is your mind soured by animalistic desire?

Hey!  Be careful of who's desires you call animalistic.  We mere animals might take offense

Fine, but only because you're my favorite koala

*munches on popcorn while watching Froggy* You know there's nothing wrong with animalistic desire. There are breeds of Frogs that enjoy animalistic desire as well. Nothing to be ashamed of. n_n As for FL, you are also my favorite Koala. So cute and cuddly. *squee*

Howdy yall!

Greetings, Amandi :)

You should all feel free to post on many of the threads that have been dormant for awhile. That sometimes kicks the game into more activity.

Sad that Darth Vader died.