Impossible.  Unreality as we know it would be destroyed long before anything is settled.

"I personally think I would win, not due to my exceptional powers of destruction and dissolution wielded through the Z-tube, but my charming and sauve seductive ways I could easily manipulate my victory. The ladies here could easily attest to that."

"Dragon and I have had a go at it, I think it ended as a truce as thousands of FLs were let out of the closet... or the mental ward was collapsing... or both."

Woah, Spiderman vs Captain America.  It's a tough one.  I think I'm going to go with Spiderman, though, he can web up Cap's shield and then all Captain has is his fists.

I think it depends on the environment.  Spiderman could take him in New York but the captain could defeat him on open ground.

Yeah, like the fight between Inigo and Westley in The Princess Bride book (not the movie).  Also, Spiderman can "see" an attack coming in the dark and Captain America would just be blindsided.

Not to mention Captain America is currently rotting is grave.  That'll change soon enough however.

Wait, how'd he die?

You didn't know?  He got shot while going to trial for participating against America in the Marvel Civil War.  He lost in an epic fight against Ironman.

Spiderman would win, case closed. Super senses and cool webblasters he made in his room are better than a shield.

I say spiderman but just beacuse I think he's funnier and his outfit is sexier...ooo he can foil my evil plans anyday...

*goes away to plot how to get rid of MJ*

Batman.

Spiderman! :D

No, wait, I change that vote - go Captain America! :D

Ugh his outfits so tacky...and he's not funny...

Yeah, Spidey all the way.

Emo Spidey would win.

idunno, normally I would go with Spidey, but the Captains shield packs one helluva punch. That thing can knock out several people at once, Im kinda on the fence here.
SpiderMan- Super Strength, clings to walls, danger sense, of course web slinging
Captain America- WWII vet (hes got that goin for him) super strength, kicj butt shield...

i dunno
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Lets move on...I think we have had this one for awhile...

Rosie O'Donnel VRS Whoopi Goldberg

I think I'm going to have to go Whoopi ont this...Rosie is yonger and gets angered easily but I think Whoopi would be able to keep her cool better and ultiamtley find some sort of way to outsmart her with some sort of trickery. Maybe a knife hidden in her hair...

Easy, Whoopi. Shes tough. Rosie may talk a lot But Whoopi kicks major butt, even as a nun..
This message was last edited by the player at 02:20, Fri 22 Oct 2010.

Lets do something more...pertaninet

TMNT aginst the Power Rangers

I'm gonna go with power rangers on this one...they always win in the end with some sort of sword or mechanical animal combination...

power rangers - mechanical robotic battle suits
turtles - Pizza... and hard shells

I think im goin with the rangers on this

TMNT because of their awesome ninja skills.

There's no contest - TMNT ALL THE WAY!!! :D Seriously, not only do they have those protective shells, but their ninja skills are much better than the Power Rangers' skills because they've been training their entire lives! Oh, and if they ever need super awesome technical stuff, there's always Donatello to turn to. The turtles also don't need to rely on supernatural/alien/magical powers or technology in order to win! They're super kick-butt! Even if they don't win the first time, they're bound to the second or third time around!

(Yes, I'm biased in favor of the Turtles, so what? XD)

Power Rangers. Their blatant disregard for the safety of innocent lives provides them with a leg up in not feeling guilty for destroy all of New York in search of the TMNT.

Obviously the TMNT would win. How can ANYONE respect someone wearing that much spandex and carrying a plastic sword?