Apparently!

Do you?

When I have some time I do enjoy wasting it.

What did you eat for breakfast?

A badger.

What do pidgeons taste like?

Surprisingly a lot like beef.

In goes India and a small portian of Austrailia.

Are you sure you havn't gotten the games mixed up?

I think you have this isn't Question Tennis.

Do you like this or Question Tennis better?

I'd have to go for question tennis, if only because it reminds me of Whose Line is it Anyway?

Why does jumping only get us so high?

Gravity.  Great show by the way.

Why is Whose Line is it Anyway a great show?

Because it originated in Britain; go Clive go!

Which is better; the American or British version of Whose Line?

Well, I've only seen the American version so my opinion would be heavily biased.

Do you want my biased opinion?

Well that wouldn't do anyone any good. Never stopped politicians though (or the church for that matter...)

When will the world end?

We'll just have to wait and see I guess.

Does X mark the spot?

Only if you look really closely.

Why are pirates pirates?

So that they can fight ninjas!

Why do pirates fight ninjas?

For the same reason Neo kept fighting Smith; he couldn't win, but he was going to keep trying until the end anyway and hope for a fluke!

Why did anyone allow the making of the matrix sequals?

So they could make lots of money.

Would you rather win $1,000,000 or $20,000 for every year for the rest of your life?

I'll take the $1,000,000 dollars thankyou; the $20,000 option would take 50 years before it got to the same amount that I could get in one go.

Why do people pursue monies?

Because they're green, and everybody's going green these days.

Why are people going green, why not blue?

Green is a color found in most plant life and is widely considered the color of nature.

Are you content with your life?

Is anyone? (that is both an answer and the next question)

I'm sure somewhere someone is content.
Why are most pairs of eyes the same color?

Because the same gene governs them both for the most part.. I guess..

Why am I still here?

Where else would you be this time of the evening?  I'd rather be here than, say, sleeping.

Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes, but why bring them up?

What is a good Shuffle Song?

Any song played in a Senior Citizen's center.  ;)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?