The object of this game is very simple. All you have to do is answer the question from the last post and then ask a new question.

For instance, if the most recent post asked, "What's for supper?"

You might answer "I'm probably having a hamburger with some chips and strawberries."

Then you must ask a new question so the next person can answer it.

"What's your favorite animal?"

My cat Bingo.

What is your favorite person?

Bruce Campbell

What are the nine most terrifying words in the English language?

Osama. Obama. Hillary. Taxes. Death. Canada. Apocalypse. Zombies. Mother-in-law. Vixcis.

Pretty sure in that order too.

Do you like rabbits?

Only with a good bit of salt.

By the way, your wrong.. You got 10 words there XD.

What one word best describes africa?

Well do you want to be the one to knock Vixcis off the list? By all means, go ahead. I'll be sure to write a nice epitaph for you in the gravestone game.

And Africa? Well.... Africa. That's probably why they called it that.

Have you ever been licked by a giraffe?

Sure, Vixcis (what ever the strawberry is) can get the bloody hell off the list.

No, don't plan on it either.

What is the best way to fry Hadji?

Lure Jonny and Jessi into a trap and have a section of the floor give way to a huge deep frier and hope he'll trigger it when he comes to rescue them. Though to be realistic, it probably won't work cause he never dies in any episode. That'd just be a real bummer.

What temperature is it outside?

A nice cool 102 Fahrenheit.

What is LeeN?

The kind of BeeF that is not FaT. That would be my guess...

What is that?

It is how do you say.. Ugly.

What do you call a quadruple amputee?

Depends on where he is. If he's on the floor by your door I'd call him Mat. If he's floating in the sea I'd call him Bob. And so on...

What do you call a Canadian in America drinking beer?

A drunk that drank Canada Dry....

Why exactly do we chop a tree down then chop it up?

Because god wants it that way.

What do you call a man that loves Wasabi?
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Hothead

Why not cool him off?

I'd rather drink the water.

How many men are in that house?

Good question

GHow many frnech men can't be wrong?

It is impossible, the French in any form can not be right.

In any case why aren't we living on the moon?

Because death is a natural course of our existence. So before long people would be dying on the moon, and that would just sound horrible. I mean, how many people have died on the moon so far? None, so nobody wants to be the first. So we might as well just not live there at all. Simpler that way.

Do you like simple problems?

Yes, I believe the entire world should be simple. The only reason people complicate things (such as laws) is they wish to confuse you and have a power over you, don't you get it?

Oh very much; I plan on being one of the ones doing the confusing and the over-powering!

Who came up with this?

Some guy lost in history who enjoyed power.

What would you do if you had infinite power?

build myself a house on the moon and watch all you less powerful mortals on your doomed world.

Why would building said house be a bad idea?

1.There's no oxygen.
2. There's no way to generate electricity.
3. The temperature.
4. The loneliness.
5. There's no way to gather food.
5. There's no way to gather water.
6. Depending on where you live you might get a lack of vitamin D.
7. You don't get internet on the moon!
8. You don't get cell-phone service on the moon.

What would be some good reasons?
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As said, geting to watch the earth die whilst safe in my oxygen-free house, no annoying neighbours, won't have to go near London or Italy ever again, never have to be near people.

What would you do if you were a Jedi?

Protect the universe from bad stuff.

Why do you think it is darker at night and lighter in the day?

Because otherwise the badgers would be confused beyond all reason.

Do you watch out for the badger with a gun?

No, but Badgerbears are notoriously viscous.

(Psssst; you're supposed to put a question!)

(Thanks, I do that sometimes.)

Why do you think I forgot to write a question?

You were busy responding to all the other threads!

How long have us two been at this so far?

Around 30 minutes.

Do you enjoy wasting time?

Apparently!

Do you?

When I have some time I do enjoy wasting it.

What did you eat for breakfast?

A badger.

What do pidgeons taste like?

Surprisingly a lot like beef.

In goes India and a small portian of Austrailia.

Are you sure you havn't gotten the games mixed up?

I think you have this isn't Question Tennis.

Do you like this or Question Tennis better?

I'd have to go for question tennis, if only because it reminds me of Whose Line is it Anyway?

Why does jumping only get us so high?

Gravity.  Great show by the way.

Why is Whose Line is it Anyway a great show?

Because it originated in Britain; go Clive go!

Which is better; the American or British version of Whose Line?

Well, I've only seen the American version so my opinion would be heavily biased.

Do you want my biased opinion?

Well that wouldn't do anyone any good. Never stopped politicians though (or the church for that matter...)

When will the world end?

We'll just have to wait and see I guess.

Does X mark the spot?

Only if you look really closely.

Why are pirates pirates?

So that they can fight ninjas!

Why do pirates fight ninjas?

For the same reason Neo kept fighting Smith; he couldn't win, but he was going to keep trying until the end anyway and hope for a fluke!

Why did anyone allow the making of the matrix sequals?

So they could make lots of money.

Would you rather win $1,000,000 or $20,000 for every year for the rest of your life?

I'll take the $1,000,000 dollars thankyou; the $20,000 option would take 50 years before it got to the same amount that I could get in one go.

Why do people pursue monies?

Because they're green, and everybody's going green these days.

Why are people going green, why not blue?

Green is a color found in most plant life and is widely considered the color of nature.

Are you content with your life?

Is anyone? (that is both an answer and the next question)

I'm sure somewhere someone is content.
Why are most pairs of eyes the same color?

Because the same gene governs them both for the most part.. I guess..

Why am I still here?

Where else would you be this time of the evening?  I'd rather be here than, say, sleeping.

Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes, but why bring them up?

What is a good Shuffle Song?

Any song played in a Senior Citizen's center.  ;)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Bout as much as Chucky.

Why is Techno god?

Its not.

Why is the world round?

It was originally God's basketball; he eventual got bored and decided to create life.

Why are most trees green?

It's there favorite color.

Where is the holy grail?

God needed something to drink out of.

Why do we have ten fingers?

To match our toes.

Why do we have two ears but only one mouth?

If it were the other way around it would confuse biologists no end.

What does a gall bladder do?

Everything except chew. Your mouth does that.

Do you want to be King?

No.

Do you want to be queen?

Thats personal.

Why is the sky blue?

It isn't. Look a little closer.

Why do bunnies have fluffy tails?

To distract their prey.

What am I reading?

Presumably this forum.

Why do the deer around my house think that my vegetable pots are their personal salad bowls?

Because you don't punish them.

Why do I have no flowers in my yard?

Because they're pretty.

Why do I punish myself by getting up early and going to bed late?

You enjoy pain.

What's behind you?

Currently a base heater.

What's the closest book to you right now?

The Fox Woman

What the closest word to you right now not on your computer sceen?

Menu

Who is the closest person (physically) to you right now?

Bill

Why do you ask?

I wanted to borrow 5 bucks.

What's the last beverage you drank?

OOO I'm drinking one right now...it's firefly sweet tea vodka mixed with a pomegrante rockstar. It's suprisingly good and my own invention. I call it a sweet tea pomegrante....

ok the name needs work...but you should try it...

Are you going to try it!?

Only if you pay me.

What were you doing next thursday?

you question does not compute. please try your call again later.

who wants to kill me?
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OOO ooooo OOOO oooo!! *raises hand franticly* me meme mememe me!!!!

Can I kill you with this hedge trimmer?

I was your loyal servant once.

cant you show some professional leniency?

aww...I suppose...*pulls out a pair of garden shears instead*

Better?

I thought you preferred bludgeoning to cutting.

Would you be pleased to know that I have met another woman?

no.

I thought I was your only one?

Of course!

Why wouldn't you be?

You have been away for a while.

How was your Thursday?

Turkey-licious!

How should it have been?

Turkey-licious!

Did you just make up that word?  (I like it)

Yup!

It is pretty cool, huh?

Not too bad.

How did you loose the 'net for so long?

mostly involving reindeers but we'll get back to that when the holiday ends.

any vacational plans?

A strange concept.

What is this 'vacation' that you speak of?

Not exactly, no.

Who has time for vacations?

where you go ignorant for just a couple of days to find peace in your own solitude.

dont you ever do that?

Of course! Not for a few days though. Usually while I'm at work...

Who really cares at work?

OBAMA>

how about bush?

No thanks. If we're talking about the pres, of course.

How did he get elected in the first place, never mind twice?

Ah...alas mystery that it is, my padawan young.

A jedi for pres! how cool is that?

Pretty cool.

Would he go to war?

EVERY SINGLE DAY!

would you join em?

Only if he gave me a lightsaber.

Would you?

I'm a flubber not a fighter.

then why wont you kill em and just get his?

Kill a jedi? I'm not a sith lord...

Are you a sith lord?

I just told you im a blob, bob.

you can always use pathetic and cheap tricks to beat a jedi, right?

Have you ever seen a jedi die from anything pathetic? Not even Christopher Lee could kill a jedi!

Who else do you think would stand a good chance (actors, that is)?

SPOCK! oooh like him to get killed i really really do!!!! I hate star trek!!!

star wars or star trek?

Star Wars. Definitely.

Shatner or Ford?

FORD!!! FORD!

i think we just changed the rules of this game to an "or" game. dont you think?

A little. They're still questions. I think there is an or game actually...

Wanna go check?

too lazy..

are you lazy?

Nope. Well...


Who cares if I'm lazy?

I think you might.

Has anyone else been to the back page recently?

Probably not.  I know that I haven't been.

What city do you live in?

A city that has an awesome space program. It's called Huntsville. :P

Has anyone seen Iron Man 2?

Lots of people have, just not me.

Will anyone from the AWoT community (other than me) be participating in this year's Bay to Breakers?

I guess not -- I won't be as San Francisco is too far for me and I have other plans tomorrow.

What's your favorite desert?

The Sahara. It's huge.

What's your favorite dessert?

A Hot fudge sundae.

What else tastes really good with fudge?

Eucalyptus leaves.

Have you ever sent a flaming complaint e-mail?  To whom?  Why?

I can't say that I have.

How do you light an e-mail on fire?

Start a flame war.

What was the last movie you saw?

"How to Train Your Dragon" and I loved it.

Do you ever use snail mail anymore?

I mailed Ambroni when she was on her mission, but other than that I haven't mailed anything that wasn't a response to a bill for... gosh, well over a decade.

What's your favorite type of bread?

Guinness

What do you wear for the sub-tropics?

Uh...shorts?

What's your favorite drink?

Depends on the situation. For warm sunny weather like this though, nothing beats a fresh Mango Shake!

Do you like Indian cuisine?

The bits I've had of it, yeah, but I don't get it too often.

What's your favorite TV show?

Do you really need to ask? :p

Does anybody here think that AA batteries never last long enough?

Yes.  Also, that most battery-using devices are actually produced by the battery companies.

Do you enjoy black licorice?

Immensely! Well, in moderation of course.

Do you plan on wasting a lot of time today?

Probably -- I don't see why not.

Should I break out my real keyboard that I can actually type quickly on instead of using this slow half-broken laptop keyboard?

Ya, that sounds like a good choice.

Should I keep this façade or buy a new one?

Why buy when you can steal? Not that I'm advocating any such thing of course...

Anyway, does anybody else have a hard time spelling the word scissors? It took me 4 attempts earlier to get it even close enough that the stupid spell checker would recognize it as a word and give me suggestions.

I have trouble with necessary and process. I blame phonetics (fonetiks).

Is stealing something that is nothing from yourself alright?

Uh... I'm gonna go with yes on that one.

Are you suffering from MPD?

No. Yes. Shut up. No you. Both of you quit it. Who made you in charge? If you guess don't quiet down I'll kill you. Wouldn't that count as suicide?

Would it count as suicide if one of the personalities killed another?

Only if all of the personalities ended up dying as a result.  Otherwise, it's called "being cured".

Do you ever find yourself typing in your sleep?

"No, I have never had that problem. I often slay dragons in my sleep. Dice are everywhere when I wake up."

What is your favorite type of die? (d4, d6, et cetra)

The kind my enemies do without rolling. Unless I push them, down a hill.

Do you like down hill skiing?

Never been, so I don't know.

What is your favorite email client?

The uoft e-mail is really good, though they are planning to outsource to google next year.

How old were you when you lost your first tooth?

Uh...5?

What is your favorite collection?

Mine is my collection of novels. I like books. Lots of them. I have to have the ones I like... mostly because the library does not like me penning notes in the margins.

How did you come to ASWoT?

I heard there was this crazy posting game where people posted alphabetically and other awesome text riddles and other things to make chatting far more fun than normal talking where you can just say anything.

How did you come to join ASWoT?

I just kinda stumbled on it in the Players Wanted thread. I was playing Renegade Crowns (WFRP, three years now it has been going) and wanted a game that I could always come back to when I was bored or too busy for it.

How did you come to ASWoT (other than Bart)

Oh wow, well it was way back shortly after I first started on Rpol 3 years ago. I found it by accident when I was browsing through the strategy section, saw its post count of (then) around 170k and just stared. I went in to take a look and just started laughing my head off. I think I started reading the Mad Timewaster's Lab thread, and the antics of people in there was just so insane I knew right away I had to be a part of it. :D

Ok, continuing the nostalgic trend.. how did YOU first come across ASWoT?

I had just joined rpol and was looking for the game with the highest post count.  I found ASWoT with about 90k posts and joined after reading a few threads.

How did you come to join ASWoT?

I just answered that question.

What sort of piggy bank or coin collection mechanism do you use?

If by 'just' you mean a month ago... :p

I collect quarters. It's my prize collection too. I have one quarter of every one minted from 1964 to present, with the exception of the newest territories which I haven't bothered with yet. 1964 was the last year they made silver quarters, so that's a nice one to have. I also have a 1960 and 1945 silver quarters. All 3 of my silver quarters I got quite by surprise at various stores where people pay with it or give it as change without even realizing. Days like that make me very happy to benefit from other people's ignorance. :p

So, do you have any cool collections?

Do you collect quarters from both of the mints?  I collect deeds.  I like to have things to mark what I've done.  I was just looking over all the merit badges that I earned as a Boy Scout.  Did I ever tell you that I'm an Eagle Scout?  Anyway, I have what I call the Book of Bart, copies of things I've won, all the times I've been in the newspaper for various things (3 most recent entries to the Book of Bart -- 1/2 page newspaper picture of me in a Harry-Potter-themed costume (not dressed up as Harry Potter, but as a person who taught at Hogwarts), a 1/4 page picture of me in a boxy 80's style Optimus Prime costume for Transformers 2, and my second time with a perfect score in every category of the military ASVAB enlisted exam.

What'd you have for dinner last night?
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I had a hamburger with watermelon, corn on the cob, and chips.  I drank Dr. Pepper.

How often do you take a shower?

Why would you want to know that?

Probably because stinky kitties aren't fun to be around...

@Bart: No I'm not quite that hard core. It's enough effort just to find one of the old ones (pre '65) let alone one of each. But hey what I have is still cool enough for me.

Do you like Coke?

If your talking about the soda then yes.

What is your favorite published roleplaying setting?

I'm gonna have to go with good ol' Greyhawk, mostly because I use it as the basis for a lot of my own campaign worlds when I just want a simple, medieval fantasy realm.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Go to the store and purchase one, in the nude!

Have you ever come up with a clever retort to a question that hasn't been asked?  What was it?

Yes, here it is: The peg leg was actually ivory!

When was the last time you sat in front of a fireplace?

Today, actually, seeing as the couch in the family room is in front of the fireplace. Not that the fireplace was turned on, but it was there in front of me.

How long did it take you to think up that last question?

Not long at all -- I just look up at the fireplace in front of me and wrote it down.

What are you doing now?

Responding to your question and procrastinating on sleep -- which seems rather silly at the moment, but that could have something to do with the late hour and the fact that I am very tired. What does it look like I'm doing?

Did you/do you/have you ever collected anything?

Yes, I have.  Hasn't everyone at some time? ;)

What's you favorite flower?

I don't really know that many plants but I do like Daffodils.

What is your favorite book and why?

I have so many... I just read Northwest Passage, it was a fun book.

What chair do you prefer to use?

I'm fond of the one near firelizardkimi's fireplace.  It's fun to break into her home and sit on her stuff when she is off at school.

Do you always hide your house key in the same place?
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We don't bother locking our doors out here... or, if we do, we just go in and out the garage with the automatic garage door opener number pad on the wall.

What's an activity that you most associate with camping?
This message was last edited by the player at 08:01, Sat 24 July 2010.

Putting up the tents.  Although it doesn't take very long its just the first thing that comes to mind when I hear camping.

What is your favorite thing to do while camping?

Roast marshmallows, possibly.

What's one of your favorite books?

I can't name my favorite but I recently reread Ender's game and its as good as the first time I read it.  Can't say the same for Speaker of the Dead...

What is one of your favorite movies?

The Princess Bride -- definitely not Night at the Museum II, sheesh.

When was the last time you used a glowstick?

I am not lying when I say two days ago.  I went camping and my friend brought a couple.

When was the last time you slept for over 12 hours straight?

Pfeh, I have no idea.  I didn't get much sleep this past week and this morning I slept and slept and slept and finally got up after 8 full hours.

Are plants racist?

Perhaps if they had a nervous system.

How many countries have you been to?

Only two -- the USA and Mexico.

What's your favorite breakfast consist of?

Corn flakes, 2% milk, and a pinch of sugar.

Have you ever had popped corn as cereal?

Eww no...the milk would melt it...

Where do babies come from?

They're forged in hospitals by doctors, of course!

Are tabletop RPGs superior to videogame RPGs?

Absolutely.  Have you ever tried to roll a game disc?  It only comes up 1s or 2s.  (You roll agai and fail to hit him.  He rolls and fails to hit you.  You roll again and your sword breaks...)

After so many epic fails, one gets discouraged.  And if you use the software, it's even worse.  (1s and 0s.  Ouch!)

Did anyone get to enjoy the lunar eclipse?

I killed a goat and summoned the spirits of the demons that could only be summoned at that time...good times had by all!

Wanna meet my demon?

If he is a good masseuse, absolutely.


How come the beverage I buy at the store "contains no real fruit juice" yet the stuff I use to polish my furniture does contain real fruit juice?

Strange...The only solution I can see is to drink your furniture polish...

Why won't my hangover go away?

Not enough raw eggs in your hangover-cure recipe.

My God, what have I done?

Absolutely nothing, which is why you joined A Serious Waste of Time.

What is the meaning of liff?
This message was last edited by the player at 23:03, Fri 04 Feb 2011.

Ouch! Lif has no meaning whatsoever, according to Oxford American (my cousin's wife)

Who's your daddy?

(It's actually "liff."  Check again.  See Douglas Adams if you have to.)

My mother's husband.

What did the cat drag in?

(Oh, I stand corrected; it's a toponym.)

The same dead parrot I put out for it this morning.

(In conjunction with my previous query as to your paternity) Is he rich like me?

No, he's rich like me, which is much cooler and involves llamas.

Were is the room with the moose?
This message was last edited by the player at 01:19, Tue 08 Feb 2011.

Third left,  second right, after the stairs and before the kitchen.

If ups was down, and left was right, where would you be now?

Exactly where we were then.

How do you feel about the color Yellow?

A certain degree of perplexity.  It is after all a simple consequence of the reflection of light waves of an object that the mind then processes as 'yellow', but it is something that is entirely experiential in character.  It is not something that can be explained to the uninitiated; just as it is difficult to explain sarcasm to a deaf man.  This is all true, just as the existence of the color yellow can produce positive emotional states in others, a facet of the color of much interest to some researchers.  Yet, it's yellow's allusions I recall, I really don't know yellow, at all.

We are all prisoners of our experience, what form is yours?

A pair of handcuffs connected to a bed post...but that's another story...

How do you feel about hot wax?

It makes for really classy mail.

Have you ever stolen a man's dream?

If that man's dream was to sleep in, then yes :)

How do you feel about toe-jam?

I've never tried it honestly.

Is honesty worthwhile?

Always, it makes everything easier in the long run.


Should ASWOT'rs be trusted?

of course darling...of course...come into my parlor, will you?

Muhaha...muhahahahaha....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WHERE ARE MY FLAPJACKS?!

I honestly don't know. SOMEONE GET VIXCIS FLAPJACKS SHE'S HUNGRY!?!!?!

Did Ke$ha actually jump backward off that building in her music video We r who we r?

No she was pushed, Telekinetically

Did I miss much yesterday?

Not really. There was just a tsunami in Japan.

Can Superman really fly?

No, its all guide wires and special effects

Wan't the Tsunami Friday?

Ask Heath, he'd know.

Is ASWoT a waste of time if you have nothing better to do?

Yes, there's always something better to do.

Is it still entertaining though?

Do you have to ask?

Do you have to ask?

Did I?

You didn't...

Why didn't you?

Why didn't I what?

Why didn't you do what you wanted to do even though your not sure you were doing it?

Who said I didn't?

Who said you weren't?

Didn't Talia say that?

The object of this game is very simple. All you have to do is answer the question from the last post and then ask a new question.

For instance, if the most recent post asked, "What's for supper?"

You might answer "I'm probably having a hamburger with some chips and strawberries."

Then you must ask a new question so the next person can answer it.

"What's your favorite animal?"

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Nope


Have you done anything to help someone in Japan today?

No but I feel like should...I owe them for making my videogames...

Did people think this was a different game?

I'd have to say so. It gets confusing with three different question games.

Which is your favorite question game?

I like this game.  But all of them are pretty fun

Should I apologize for getting the question games confused?

No..It's an honest mistake...We've all jacked something up once in our lives..

Did Hilarry Clintion become Senate, or am I crazy?

Let's go with you're crazy. (even if you're right)

Have you ever heard thunder that was loud enough to set car alarms off?

Sadly and amazingly no.

Did you ever hear the Llama song?

Happily and amazingly no.


Have you seen the original frog in a blender forward?

Sadly and Gladly no.

Did Underdog really get superhuman powers?

Yes and no...Underdog gets his powers from a super energy pill that he keeps in his ring. The effectiveness of this pill is somewhat debated beacuse in some shows he is able to move plants while in others he is much weaker. However the fact remains that without the pills he is powerless. So yes he can get superpowers but no they are not permanent.

Whose your favorite drag queen?

Hmmmmmm...don't watch drag...

What is a drag queen?

Its what happened in Midevil times when the poor got fed up with their monarchs and decided to get rid of them, but they were too poor to afford a guillotine.

How would you depose of a Queen?

Just stick her in a guillotine. Off with her head!

Should the people eat cake?

Yes, people love cake, but the cake is a lie.

Is the cake a lie?

No it is just a figment of your imagination.

Can the cake explode?

yes, I've had to clean exploded cake from the oven before.

Did I put explosives in this cake?

Yes. Someone wanted me done away with.

Why did someone want me done away with?

Because they are jealous of your innocence.

But did they want you done away with... or temporarily disabled?

I don't think it mattered to them, either would work.

Would you temporarily disable your opponent, or get rid of them for good?  If you had to pick

Temporarily disable them. Especially if they wanted me done away with for one. And two, as you all know, I am pretty innocent!!!

Would you burry someone alive, or chain them to a tree and threaten them with a chain saw?

Threaten them with a chainsaw.  If you're only threatening than you're not really trying to kill them, yet.  If you bury someone alive, you're trying to kill them.

Would you rather juggle chainsaws or balance a running lawnmower on your chin?

Juggle chainsaws....I would cut myself to death with the lawn mower doing that!!

Would you rather bathe in a tub filled with skunks, or get stung by a honey bee?
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Stung by a honey bee.  It only hurts for a little while.

Do you like skunks?

No. Their smell is horrid. Especially when hit by a car.

Do you like skunks?

Can't say I do.  I don't mind them, as long as I don't have to smell them.  You know like watching them cross the street at a distance.  That's fine.

What's your favorite type of animal?

Wolves. And dragons.

Do you believe in fairies?

If I say no, one of them somewhere dies, unless I clap right?


Should I start clapping?

Yes.

Can you keep clapping till I say otherwise?

Maybe. If my hands don't get tired...

Do roosters have to only cock-a-doodle-doo in the morning?

No.
(<-- Found out the hard way while working the graveyard shift and trying to sleep at my dad's ranch during the day.)

Do you know any cures for insomnia that work?

Yes.  Medication

Do you want some?

Absolutely.

How many bottles should I take tonight?

5

Do you want to wake up?

yes.

Do you know what a L.V.A.D. is?

No

What is a L.V.A.D?

It is a Left Ventricular Assist Device.  Basicly it's a Battery powered mechanical Heart.

Did you know It's also what makes me a Cyborg-Dragon?

So in other words, we just need an EMP to put you down?  Nice

Is it basically a heart pacer?

No, It's similar to the impeller in a fishtank filter, only instead of pumping water, it pumps blood.

And it'd take more than an EMP to take me down.

Don't you know I'm too stubborn to be sick for long?

I thought you were just too old.  I guess that goes hand-in-hand with stubborn.  :)

Why do I feel sick right now?

Probably because you tried cooking meatballs in the microwave again. Instant food poisening.

Did Jack be nimble, jack be quick, really jump over the candle stick?

no, he mistimed his jump and lit his breeches on fire.

Is there anything good to watch online?

A fish.

Do you like fishing?

No, Go Fish.

Do you like fishing?

Kind of... Lets just say that some people go for the fish, some people go for the fishing.

(I sometimes don't even bother baiting my hook and just sit on the riverbank for hours.  Regis (in the begining of the crystal shard) taught me how to fish.  ;)

Do you know who i'm talking about?

No, I have no idea.

Is he a good guy?

Yes.

You've never read the Drizzt Do'Urden series by R.A. Salvatore?

Yes, I've read that.  But I don't recall a "Regis".  It's been a while since I read it.

Who is Regis?

Regis the Halfling.  Central to the plot of the 3rd Book "The Halflings Gem".  Slept on the banks of one of the lakes in Ten Towns with a fishing line tied to his big toe.

How many times have you read them?

Just once, and I've only read the "Dark Elf Trilogy".  I don't know anything about his other adventures.  I remember Clackers and that's about the only secondary character I recall.

So you tie a string to your big toe?

Sometimes.  ;)

Was that the trilogy with Homeland, Exile, and Sojourn?

I duuno, I'd have to look it up.

Do you remember Clackers?

Ya, when he was escaping Menzoberranzan through the underdark.  That was a prequel to the original series.

Are you going to read any of the other books?

Maybe eventually.

Which ones should I read and which should I avoid?

Just stop reading after the Icewind Dale Trilogy.

If I were to start watching Doctor Who with which episode should I start?

You can start with the Ninth Doctor's first episode ("Rose"), which would introduce you to the mythology and get you in on all the little inside things that happen.

How many TV shows is it healthy to watch?

Probably no more than 8 weekly shows at the same time.

Is it unhealthy to have marathons of your favorite TV shows every weekend?

Depends on if it's for the whole weekend or not, I'd think.

What are your favorite shows?

Right now? Fringe, Doctor Who, Castle, CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Bones. Please note, these are not the only ones I watch, just the ones I look forward to every week.

Do you see a theme in my TV watching?

Scifi/mystery seems like to me

Did you know I watch almost every single one of those shows myself?

To tell you the truth I didn't know but I had my suspicions.

What is your favorite genre of fiction?

Fantasy of all kinds.

What's your opinion on space opera?

It can be great but can also fall flat very easily.

What is your favorite fantasy novel/series of all time?

Piers Anthony's Xanth novels.

Do you prefer science fiction or fantasy novels?

Fantasy in most cases but there are exceptions.

Does Fantasy adapt well from movies to books?

I don't know about movies to books, but in reverse it can go quite well, like with Game of Thrones; I find that to be a decent adaptation.

Has anyone ever read Eric Flint's Ring of Fire series?

I can assume so but I have not.

Have you ever read A Song of Ice and Fire?

Yes. And I'm getting impatient with George R.R. Martin for not coming out with the next book already.

How long are you willing to wait before you send angry emails off to your favorite authors?

Well Martin's next book is coming out on July 12 and I discovered the series 3 years ago so it must be longer than that.

Have you ever sent angry e-mails to your favorite authors?

No. But I have sent a suggestion email in. And he used my suggestion. It was exciting.

Do most authors actually post their email addresses where angry fans can find them?

Surprisingly yes.  However, whether or not they check them is for only them to know.

Which author did you e-mail?

Piers Anthony.

Have you ever read any of his books?

If he wrote Night Mare, then I have.

You ever read Anne McCaffrey?

He did. And yes, she's one of my favorite authors! (Like you couldn't tell from my name.)

What is your favorite Anne McCaffrey book/series?
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Pern, of course!  The Harper Hall Trilogy the best.  Menolly is awesome!

Have you tried Mercedes Lackey?

I have not.

What's so great about her?

She writes in the same fashion as Anne, to my mind... gets your emotions involved, and builds a rich fantasy world.

Did you know she does raptor rehab as well?

Uh, no.

What's raptor rehab?

They help birds of prey recover and be released to the wild.

Isn't that neat?

There's nothing tidy about the situation at all.

What is your all time favorite TV show?

That's too hard to give an absolute answer. I'll say that right now my current favorite is probably Futurama.

What's your favorite mythological creature?

The satyr for humanoids and thunderbirds for nonhumanoid.

Do you watch anime?

Heck yeah, own some, Netflix stream some, & then Cowboy Bebop.

Who has the all-time best butt (Male & Female) on Earth now?

<--

Did you even have to ask?

Post a link!  Ha
We demand proof.

Ummmm...

What is your favorite all time anime?

I've always been very fond of Looney Tunes.  It isn't Japanese anime, but it is animation.

Should western animation be included within the genre of anime?

Anime tends to refer to Japanese animation but Western Animation is a clunky term so sometimes people include it in the word.

What is your favorite television show from the new millennium?

Jersey Sho-hahahahaha.  I just couldn't do it.

Ummm... I am fond of Firefly.  I believe that it came out this millennium.

At what point does pop culture or counter culture become just plain culture?

It generally has to have lasting impact on a society as a whole in order to become a part of that society's culture.

Why did Windows return to numbering their operating systems?

Because they were humiliated by the epic failures of Windows ME and Vista -- attempted to gently re-brand.

Why don't we experience some AI in our real world right here right now?
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Lots of women experience Artificial Insemination right here right now.

Why do the call them apartments when they are clearly so close together?

Because being lonely sucks.

Has anyone missed me?

I don't believe I've ever shot at you, but the above is probably going right over my head :).
What is your favorite accent?

Svedish

Long question time:

A time ago I had my dungeons and dragons group fighting a lich/necromancer and they decided to drink some of his potions despite not knowing what they would do. There was a green one that smelled of mint but tasted of lime, a red one that tasted of burning, a clear one that had no scent or taste and a black sludgey one that smelld and tasted of rotting flesh. What effects do you think these potions should have on my players characters?

They should kill them.  That's what all looted potions should do.

What is your favorite day of the week?

Tuesday, its the start of my 'weekend'

What temperature does it have to be before you start thinking "this is too hot"?

hmmm well let me see...Last time I had tea with Satan I did think his 3rd circle of hell was kinda toasty. But then again he really uped the flames this year...I don't know...a kajillion degrees?

Are there any MMORPG's out there right now worth playing?

Technically not an MMORPG but Dungeon Defenders is definitly worth a go. I think they have a free demo on steam.

Anyone know any other good (and reasonably priced) steam games?

Terraria is amazing and fairly cheap.

What do you do if you have a really bad headache while driving?

Pull over.
What is the best marinade for lamb?

anything apricot

What is the best name for a small slightly nibbled mouse with only three legs?

Limpy.

Where can I find cheap pre-painted miniatures for fantasy roleplaying games?

probably in nooks and crannies.

Why do girls just wanna have fun?

Because they're built for fun.

Why do women look good (generally) to both genders but men (generally) look good just to one gender?

Cultural pressures most likely although it could be something biological.

Why is the red man red?

Because the earth ran out of white dye.


why does my computer hate me?

Because you don't speak digital.

Why would you think your computer hates when your computer isn't programmed to hate?

You don't know that.

What is your favorite handheld videogame.

Dungeon Raid on iOS.

Why do you think your computer has (humanoid?) feelings?

Because it hates me.

When did you join ASWoT?

I never actually joined; I'm just hanging out, wasting time.

What makes you think your computer has any conception that you exist?

I don't.  It simply hates everything which includes me.

What was the last movie you saw in theaters?

Chronicle.  Disappointing -- had high hopes.  Not horrible, just a flawed 2nd half.

What was the last movie you saw in a theater where you said "that was worth the price of admission"?

21 Jump Street, hands down.

What was the last movie that you either A) walked out of, b) would have walked out of if you could (i.e. you were there with others who didn't) or c) you don't walk out of movies ever, but if you did it was this one:

I don't walk out of movies, but the closest I've come recently was during Green Lantern last year.

Which pokemon is your favorite?

I don't know enough about Pokemon to have a favorite

What is the most recent book you've read?

I am currently reading:
The Bible
Dune: Messiah

Why does posting those two titles next to each other seem strange?

because the messiah is a character in the bible...

why is the bible such a common book it's found in almost all motels, yet other religious books are not?

Because it's the most modern book of mythology there is, and is relevant to the largest number of people.

Why is this night not like all other nights?

Because we are bringing old threads alive with our obsession!

Why is there a definite limiting answer to everything?

There's not. That's just your perception.

Why are you making me play this game?

Because I have no life.

Why do you not like this game?

Because it takes too much thought and effort.

Are you planning on sticking around much longer tonight?

Absolutely!

Do you want me to go away?

It would make defending my crown a lot easier.

Do you think I get meaner when I'm tired?

Not really. I think it's funny.

Am I doing OK at wasting time?

Time wasting, like time itself is relative.

Do you think that you are doing OK at wasting time?

I think so.

Why are you so ambiguous?

It's my koala nature.

Does it upset you?

Absolutely not!

Am I annoying you?

Of course not.  If I were annoyed, I'd be elsewhere.

Who will win the series?

I don't know.

What series are you talking about?

A series of unfortunate events.

Which series did you think that I was talking about?

Baseball.

What did you think I meant?

Baseball, which is a series of unfortunate events.  There's a lot of failure in baseball.

When is the best time to stop drinking caffeinated beverages?

Any time, and for ever if you can; they are the #1 cause of obesity

Why do pictures looks so lifeless, yet have so much value?