(Game idea by Heath)

HERE ARE "THE GOD GAME" RULES:

      You begin with the Void.
      Every player on ASWoT is a God.

      #1: The gods are untouchable. Thus no act can affect the gods themself.

      #2: The gods are omniscient. Thus no act can be kept secret from the other
      gods.

      #3: The gods are omnipotent. Thus an act can never be preemptively
      blocked. Not even by another act.

      Your post may have up to 3 parts to it:  (1) You can post the effect of
      the ACT made by the God above you (or point out how it is not possible or
      how it violates these rules); (2) You post your own ACT; and (3) You may
      engage in any side discussions with the gods.

      Each God posts an ACT.  No double posting and no double ACTs.  Your act
      may only accomplish one thing.  (EXAMPLE, "I create heaven and earth" is
      two acts, but "I separate heaven from earth" is one act.)

      All gods are bound by the dictates of all previous ACTs by all players.

      *No actions can be 'taken back', 're-done', or disputed. What's done is
      done.*  Avoid the paradox.

      HOWEVER, if a god breaks the rules, the next player may announce the
      breaking of the rules and nullify the previous act.  (This must be
      announced specifically.)  However, if it breaks the rules regarding
      multiple acts, then the first act in the multiple act still applies.
      Example:  God 1: "I create the earth and the moon."  God 2: "That is a
      multiple act."  Result:  God 1 only created the earth.)

      Please describe your act in as much detail (or as little) as you deem
      neccessary.  Be aware that if there is not enough detail, another god can
      fill in whatever details were not made explicit.  (Example:  God 1: "I
      create animals."  God 2: "I create humans."  This is not considered
      superfluous.)

      Although you may not affect the gods, you may affect/alter their
      creations.  You may also control them.  (Example:  "I make Doulos' dragon
      burn down Raz's village with fire.")

      The Passing of AEONS  AEONS are like chapters.  If 3 gods agree, then a
      new AEON will begin.  This begins the creation of a new universe from the
      beginning.

      Please BOLD your acts.  Any comments or discussions between the gods
      should be in italics or normal print.

      Typical Goals of your godlihood may include:  Building worshippers or a
      better universe, interfereing with other gods, trying to top the other
      gods, being creative, or being a jokester god, among others.

      Gods should help each other to know if their acts cannot be done.
      (Example:  You can't have something move through time if no one has
      created time yet; you can't have something get sunburned if the sun isn't
      created yet.  Thus, you have to think in logical steps of what is
      necessary in the universe, including physical laws.)
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Ikyu creates white space
This message was last edited by the player at 16:44, Mon 27 Apr 2009.

Heath creates dead space.

EmeraldS creates sentient brain parasites

the parasites cling to eachother in dead space, writhing in malicious thought, creating a living superhive

Creates the Overmind

now the parasites have something to obey.

EmeraldS embellishes with Overmind with an ever expanding retinue of hyper-potent-brain-parasite-psionic-adepts

the retinue proceeds to go about business, ordering the creation of new nodules in the growing, living hive

Creates the Protoss to someday fight the parasites

I'll hide them where NOBODY will look for them: Aiur.

(haha funn stuff PIA)

EmeraldS creates the terrans

the terrans immediately begin expanding their territory and technology tree, only stopping briefly through the centuries to war between themselves

Creates battle.net to give them a place to duke it out

wanna get on sometime?

Heath creates the Internet over which battlenet.com can run.


Now, if someone will just create a computer...

creates a server for battle.net to be based on

gotta have that, otherwise you get lag.

hax the brain parasites, giving them giant biological machineguns

HEY!  double move!

you hax them now, give them things later!

that never happened!

makes them hax-proof

what? no I was just explaining how my powers gave them machineguns, the hax have no meaning, they were just flavor.

phail.

destroys battle.net

good thing we've only created battle.net and not Battle.net yet.

Creates case sensitive-domain names

Rewrites the laws of the internet so that any implication of battle.net or any variances there in can not be implemented.

Now Heath may have fun arguing the laws of the internet.

Implements Rule # 34

Rule #34 states that Rule #34 does not exist, therefore becoming, er, being, paradoxical. Or is it not being? Was? Is? Will be? When!?

How? *Raises hand in Native American greeting*

Since when does rule number 34 of the internet cancel itself out!?

Since I rewrote it to be so? ^

you never rewrote rule number 34.

in fact, rule number 34 was implemented after your rewrite.

Ikyu Gyet rewrites Rule #34 to be so.

*yoss creates a throne*

Ikyu creates a ruler.

Heath creates measurements

Ikyu bases the measurements off himself.

Heath creates porcelain to put on Yoss' throne.

EmeraldS creates a giant, galazy spanning worm

Ikyu destroys said worm.

We don't need galaxy busters yet.

EmeraldS makes a universe spanning horde of giant galaxy spanning worms

Wads up the paper universe is on and starts over with white space

too many stinkin' termites >.>

EmeraldS creates a oxygen, and therefore a lack thereof

any creatures that are considered living, must now breath oxygen.

Can't do that. You've only created Oxygen. Not the necessity for it.

Ikyu creates sulphoric-based lifeforms

Praguepride creates deodorants

re-creates rocket ants

PP creates rocket-pants for rocket-ants

gives them all their old abilities

watches as rocket ants blast off

they couldn't ever do that...

wait a second...

why not?

they didn't have propellant.

creates a nice comfy chair to sit in, with cupholders

er...


Creates Rocket Fuel for Rocket Pants and Rocket Ants.

:P

NOW they can blast off. :P

creates a galaxy sized TV with 999,999,999 channels on it

sitting comfortably in his chair, EmeraldS watches football on ESPN

Gives each rocket ant a spark.

creates a nice quiet room, with surround sound speakers

EmeraldS puts the TV, and the armchair into the room, and cranks that S#*T all night and day!

Destroys everything after watching the ants pop.

builds a functioning solar system

good thing that one of their old abilities that I restored to them was invlulnerability to all heat-related damage.

gives rocket ants the ability to eat big comfy chairs

this should be funny.

creates giant can of bug destroying, DNA eradicating, corrosive, carry-it-back-to-the-hive-and-infect-everyone, nuclear, highly toxic anti-bug spray, with infinite sprays, and a 6 planet cone range

In reply to powerisall (msg #49):

But I destroyed everything AFTER watching them pop. So either way, they're destroyed.

Wipes all god slates clean so that everyone has to start over from nothing, or less than nothing. Whatever the starting point for the God Game was.

(I hate you Ikyu)

creates Glofglorb, a green planet made of 70% water

*considers crashing the sun into this 'glofglorb'*

creates sentient fluffy creatures known as Glofglorbs

the glofglorbs eventually find eachother wandering in the wilderness, and begin to form small stone-age tribelike communities

Creates a monolith to be dropped on the planet

Heath creates oofglorbs, which have a strict diet of Glofglorbs

EmeraldS gives the Glofglorbs the technology of basic weaponsmithing, allowing them to build spears, both for melee and throwing

And lo, the Glofglorbs begin arming with spears as the Oofglorbs begin to feast on them; luckily, the spears are quite effective, and the Glofglorbs soon find an ample food source. The strange monolith goes undiscovered for a long while, but eventually a small tribe of Glofglorbs known as the Glofglorbs of Gafglord eventually settles around the monolith, and becomes quite prosperous for some reason

[The tribe known as the Glofglorbs of Gafglord have created the first town, and devoted it to servicing the religious rites surrounding the monolith.]

Oh, not a religious society.  They always turn out to be spiteful bastards when they get to the space age.

Destroys the Glofglorbs of Gafglord in a giant nuclear explosion

the Glofglorbs of Gafglord have been eradicated from the face of glofglorb

EmeraldS creates plants and various animals of all shapes and sizes

the explosion of green (and every other color) is almost too much for the sentient glofglorbs, as they examine and begin to document each type of plant and animal

Casts Horrid Wilting upon the entire planet

A recent settlement of Glofglorbs, who have named themselves Glofburans, see the mighty explosion and are now in fear of the God-like monolith that had destroyed it's very own worshippers. An alien race that has been watching the newly evolved/created Glofglorbs take pity on the poor creatures and set up a barrier to protect them from harm, mental or physical.

Ikyu Gyet sets up a barrier that protects all Glofgorbs from any type of harm inside of it around the Glofboras' settlement.

*waits till they leave the settlement to smite them*

CALL LIGHTNING!!

Gives the Glofborans the knowledge on how to protect themselves from lightning.

good thing its magical lightning

Creates Death

the plants throughout the planet begin to wilt at an alarming rate, but soon restore themselves to normal, as the remaining plants reproduce and grow strong

EmeraldS creates numerous highly sentient High Beings known as Gloofglorbs, which he distributes among the various tribes of Glofglorbs, so that the Highly Sentient Gloofglorbs might lead the slightly less sentient Glofglorbs

and so the tribes of Glofglorbs are each given kings, known as High Gloofglorbs, which lead individual tribes through hardship. the highly sentient Gloofglorbs soon take advantage of the numerous lower life forms, and domesticate animals

[The tribes across the planet of Glofglorb have all gained the farming ability, and have all increased in prosperity]

The aliens protecting the Glofborans continue their benevolent assistance and keep the Highly Sentient Gloofblorgs from evading the Glofborans. They send teachers to teach the Glofborans so that they might one day be able to protect themselves from Gloofglorgian rule by themselves.

Ikyu creates teachers to teach the Glofborans.

(who are the glofborans????)

import SPORE

Deletes SPORE

See msg #61


The teachers of the Glofborans have taught the Glofborans well. The Glofborans assume a parliamentary rule and create the senate. This senate creates laws for the Glofgorgians of Glofboran and create a mighty army for expansion.

Ikyu Gyet watches his Glofgorgians evolve.

EmeraldS imbues only un-outsider-touched glofglorbs with the ability to smelt iron, and steel

The glofglorbs quickly go about building massive walls and armaments of iron, and begin construction of a large steel city

The teachers of the Glofborans teach the Glofborans how to smelt finer, stronger metals and ceramics.

Ikyu Gyet grants the Glofborans Heightened Intelligence, but not as much as the Teachers.

(why does everyone want in on my glofglorbs!?)

Builds powerful psionic waystations in each city, allowing for peaceful (or painful) communications between all glofglorbs

The psionic waystations are quickly modified to allow scans of the planet, and upon scanning, one city of glofglorbs stumbles across the glofborans, and attempts to persuade them to join the planet-wide alliance against oofglorbs

Kagura creates a lovely panoramic wilderness for all of the... creatures... living on the planet.

creates a hideous blob in the panoramic scene

Endows the gloflorbs with laser beams to fight the giant glob that PIA has created

And fight they do, the blob becomes mythical amongst cultures of glofglorbs, mythical like godzilla

Kagura creates laser shields.

... to ensure peace in her utopia, of course!

Soulvirus now gives himself power to GM this thread

Kagura reactivates her latent GM powers.

I -did- use to be the Keeper, after all! ^_^

GM soulvirus announces that this thread be named "chicken"

I build an army of robots to make myself GM of this thread.

Thus Gm Soulvirus makes this a Chicken thread!

Kagura starts over by creating a new galaxy.

Soulvirus is outraged.

That's nice, but I'd check the rules post for this game if I were you.

I wasnt affected by your change. I'm just outraged. =P

That doesn't matter, you posted your outrage as a "god" post...

Soulvirus rewinds time and that never happened.

Kagura creates a solar system with 18 planets and two asteroid belts.

Soulvirus steals one planet from that solar system

Kagura creates life on three of the remaining 17 planets.

Soulvirus creates a galaxy-wide billiards table. and places all 17 planets on that table.

Kagura moves her solar system to a new galaxy, far away from Soulvirus's billiards table.

Soulvirus makes a universe-wide pinball table instead reaching every planet created or had been created,

Kagura moves her toys into an alternate dimension.

Soulvirus creates an aperture leading to another dimension.

Kagura smiles as Soulvirus walks into a DIFFERENT alternate dimension, and creates life in one of her asteroid belts.

Soulvirus makes a hundred portals to diffrent dimensions

Kagura laughs as every single portal misses her dimension, then creates a highly technologically advanced civilization on the planet fifth from her sun.

Soulvirus creates a clone and names it Kagura. then kills her with a lightning bolt. and again makes another clone and kills it with a fireball. and again the cycle repeats.

Kagura gives her non-technological civilizations fire.

soulvirus continues his clone killing

Kagura tosses an ice ball at Soulvirus from fifteen different dimensions.

Soulvirus licks the iceball

Kagura treats Soulvirus like he's a crazy person for licking a comet.

Soulvirus scribbles the word "SO" upon the universe.

HEATH SCRIBBLES THE WORDS, 'A NEEDLE PULLING THREAD'

Jioan invents fried chicken and eats it.

Soulvirus samples this so called Fried-Bird.

Jioan creates a protected galaxy where he can breed chickens.

Grant appears and revives this thread!

Soulvirus creates turtle soup

Turtlewax creates Soulvirus soup.

the turtle soup boosted more buyers for Soulvirus

Grant eats all the SV soup, has a bad case of heartburn.

Turtlewax creates Pepcid and offers it to Grant.

Soulvirus makes "cream" of turtle soup

Grant takes said Pepcid and it somehow relieves his heartburn... Grant is pleased.

Grant revives the God Game.

Snotburger spawns a golden toilet bowl Ah ... thats better. I shall watch over it as i defecate and read the Journal News. Thanks to grant, my pants were pre-shot off.

Lucien creates gasoline.

Grant creates terrorists to use Lucien's gasoline to blow things up.

Dawna creates hundreds of giant storms and lightning that zaps the terrorists WOOT! THE NEW ZEUS IS IN DA HOUSE!!! :D

Lucien creates lightning rods that absorb the lightning.

Dawna creates people with axes that chop down the lightning rods

Lucien creates people-eating animals to guard the lightning rods.
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CL Creates Muffins For All.

Lucien takes a muffin from CL and then eats it.

Germ Ant causes the muffins to act as lightning rods.
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CL creates muffins that each create a different colour of lightening.

Dawna creates brownies and donuts that taste 100x better than CL's muffins

Snot sends an army of brownie-eating platypus men to war with Dawna's Brownies. Guess who won?

Dawna creates a cage to trap the platypus men once they eat her brownies Ha ha!

Lucien makes the axe people cut the cage open, releasing the Platypus men.
I think snot won that one.

Of course he did... but that means nothing! Dawna infuses Lucien's axes with electricity, electrucuting their wielders By the way, do you know, Lucien, that when I first saw your name I thought it was a girl's name?
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lol. It's not =P

Well, I know that now, but at first I didn't :)

CL creates the infinity complex.

Lucien creates the concept of infinity

Grant creates string theory. That oughta make cats everywhere happy... Wait, there are no cats! Crap.

Snot develops the facehugger, and releases swarms of them upon the unsuspecting Time Wasters Lounge Inhabitants. Lets see the Predators take on all these ... heh heh heh ... my sister is finally safe from predators (double pun, omg, im so good)

Lucien creates cats to be appeased by Grant's string theory there you go Grant =)

Dawna creates mice for cats to chase

Lucien creates cheese for the mice to eat

Grant creates humans for the cats enjoyment.

Lucien gives humans technology

Snotburger grants Grant his Cyber Cowboy abilities. "... and the lord said, AND THEN THERE WILL BE GRANT, and there was grant, and all was right in the ASWoTs again."

CL creates pawsitivism, and the cat philosophers did study.

Lucien gifts the cat philosopher's with a library with the most famous works of the most famous cat authors in it.

Grant creates catnip.

CL creates The Cat's Meow.

Snotburger creates rehab to resolve the Catnip addictions Grant inflicted upon the kitties.

Grant creates boring people to work at the clinics, so they are ineffectual and the kitties are still addicted to catnip.

Snotburger grants the boring people a sense of humor. Take that, Grant!

Grant makes the cats immune to humor.

Snot smites the kitties for not having good taste, and the Kitties become non-believers.

Grant makes the cats immune to outside influence, even his own.

TAKE THAT SNOTTY.

Snot turns his outside influence into inside influence.
GRANT ENCOUNTERED A COUNTER.

GRANT THROWS GREATBALL AT COUNTER.

OH NO! POKEMON GOT AWAY! GO SPEND 200 P's ON ANOTHER GREAT BALL, GRANT!

Grant turns Snotty into just that... Snotty tissues.

Snot blows his nose in himself. Due to my itch-free formula, my nose shall be as if it were never blown!!! AN ACT OF GOD!

Luciens creates dogs to harrass the catnip-addicted cats

Snot creates electricity, so this wat the kittie addicts can have power. Next comes the shock collar, AND THEN ENSLAVEMENT OF DOGS BY DA KITTEHZ!!! .. oh, and then the world. Cant forget the world.

Grant makes the dogs immune to electricity in all its forms.

There goes that plan. :P

Snotburger gives the kitties nuclear bombs, so they can defend from the doggie invasion. Owned.

Grant removes the cat's brains so they don't remember how to launch the nukes, thus letting the dogs take them for themselves.

What was that?

Snotburger puts all the kitties brains in jars, and puts every jar in its own super fighting robot. Radiation immune, ofcourse. It was stuff, my good grant.

Grant harnesses the new power of electricity in guns for the dogs to use, debilitating the new cat-brained robots.

Snot prompts the Cat-brained robots develop overshields to protect from small arms fire. And new, state of the art tennis-ball-guns are developed and utilized to distract the dogs. MY ROBO-KITTEH ARMY WILL DESTROY THE LOLDOGS AND THEIR FALSE, CATNIP SMOKING GOD!!! DETH TO GRANT!!! DETH TO DOGS!!! LONG LIVE THE KITTIES!!!!

Grant gives the dog free wills, so that they may ignore the tennis balls.

Snot takes grants free will, and has him sign away his kidney. Hows that for free will.

DarkRoot13 puts Megaman on this planet for s**ts and giggles.
Y'all just got seriously owned.

CL invents Antiman.

Snot creates the microwave. Ah microwave ... what would we do without you?

Dawna creates microwave dinners loaded with trans fat

Snot develops the newest breakthrough in our fight against obesity; Weight Watchers!

Dawna creates chocolate to tempt those on the Weight Watchers diet

Lucien creates the South Beach diet for those who fail at Weight Watchers

Grant creates helmets to instigate free will on anyone who owns them, but makes them kitty-proof.

Dawna makes baby kittens adorable so humans will want to keep them

<b>Lucien creates puppies which are cuter than kittens</b

Dawna gives cats the ability to clean up after themselves and inhibits dogs from doing so

Lucien makes cats and kittens have evil distributions, and therefore less likeable.

DarkRoot13 creates the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.

Snot Burns The Ittie Bittie Kittie Comittie with napalm and rocket fuel. Back in charge.

Grant burns Snotty the tissue with the same mixture he burned the kitty committee with. Burn.

Dawna makes the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee immune to fire and being burned Ha! Take that!

In reply to Grant (msg #185):

Snotty douses himself in moisturizer, thereby accidentally inventing the Puffs Tissue, and all of the annoying clay-mation commercials that go with them. Why thanks, Grant.

CL wakes up the ImmorTalls from their slumber.

Snot shows grant and CL and Dawna and Lucien and Ger-MANt the magic of Puffs, and soothes their itchy nasal passages. And jesus thinks he's good turning water into wine ... BEAT THAT, JESUS!

CL creates Yesuha.

"Beat what?"

Megaman starts to kick Reploid butt.

Snot erases all womens cares about how old they are. Maybe god game-snot will be spared from Kagura and her ... you know ... womanness?

Darkroot gives snot a bro-fist. Nice one, dude.

CL creates the Extremely Dangerous Fortress of Youth.

Dawna creates the Fountain of Youth outside the Fortress of Youth

Dark takes a whiz in the fountain of youth

Snot creates the lollypop guild, to defend the fountain of youth. May their midget fury reign over all the land, and may all feel it.

Dawna creates angel guardians with lightning swords to kick Dark out of the Fountain of Youth and protect the Fountain

Dark has already corrupted the fountain of youth with his robo-piss.

Lucien seperates the water from the whizz in the fountain of youth.

Dawna relocates the guardians, the Fountain and the water, and leaves the yellow stuff behind

Lucien throws the yellow stuff at Dark, causing him to short-circuit

Grant dunks Darkroots head in the left over pee.

Yellow? I discharged a gallon of oil in thar. It's pitch black.

I meant black, then.

Dawna removes all Dark's discharge entirely

Grant removes Dark to his own robo-filled dimension.

Dark calls the 'no interference between gods' rule and continues to wreak havoc with the fountain.

Grant reminds Dark that there's barely any rules in this thread, and teleportation is completely allowed.

Snot makes all oil in the universe pink, strawberry flavored, and entirely sugar free for all to enjoy. Win.

Dark sets up a canned oil stand next to the NEW: Sugarfree Fountain of Youth

CL creates a civilization that is obsessed with sending their bravest and strongest adventurers into the Fortress that has many 'save vs death' traps. None succeed so far, however they begin to buy the less useful sugarfree youth water in bottles.

DarkRoot creates an Orcus to inhabit the fortress as a final boss.

Orcus is the highest level monster ever in D&D4e

Snot creates server Trolls, so ASWoTians have something to throw out the airlock. ohCANADA!!! ... blah blah blah blah blah ... LET FREEDOM RING!!!

CL creates a hero who can wield the sword Infinity Complex. He is cunning, bold, and extra minty, but can he conqueror Orcus and become young forever?

Lucien puts lakes with electric eels in them in the dungeon that must be crossed to get to Orcus. Good luck heroes =P

Dawna gives the hero a furry helper companion that looks like a flying rabbit Yay!

Grant creates Moogles to help the adventurers.

Snot makes it so deadly radiation kills any who dont have a christal cup filled with teatree oil, which needs to be replenished annually. EDIT: This world WILL become Supreme Utopia, all thanks to Grant. (Thanks to Thesaurus.com, i made the Synonym of Final Fantasy ;D. You're welcome, grant!)
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We are NOT turning this world into crappy next-gen Final Fantasy worlds. Turn it back to the good world, where Epsers rule and people have airships, and I'll continue... But until then, I was my hands of this.

SS opens a seedy little bar so people can get plastered while this issue gets worked out. 

CL protects his champion and his companions (including the furry bunny eared thing) and his chosen begin to find the heart of Radiation to slay it for good.

(That is not how you use a thesaurus)

Snot unleashes a sport known as 'Golf' upon the upperclass. Now the rich can spend 100's of 1000's of dollars to join country clubs, and make this world we have created Capitalist!

Lucien creates Karl Marx, who spreads the ideals of Communism. Take that Capitalism

Dawna creates John Locke, John Adams, Patrick Henry, and George Washington GO CAPTIALISM!!!

Snot creates two contienients; One for the Capitalists and one for the Communists. The Communists' Contient has the magic fountain of youth, but is also riddled with radiation and well trolls. The Capitalists' contient has vast amounts of oil, but the entirety of the country is otherwise filled with angry natives who are mad at the capitalists for taking all their land and drilling all the oil out of it. There, problem solved.

Lucien creates a giant tidal wave that sinks the Capitalists continent, making it the new Atlantis, where all the Capitalists drown. Communism: 2; Capitalism: 0

Grant turns all the Communists into angry old women, who can never agree on anything.

Capitalism: 1
Communism: 0

Snot creates super-hydrogen bonding. There, now the surface tension of water [and all other substances that have hydrogen bonding] will be harder to break than steel. MUAHAHAHAHA!

Dawna turns the super-hydrogen bonds into normal hydrogen bonds and brings back the Capitalist country Ha ha!

Snotburger returns the power of the super-hydrogen bonds, and makes it so nobody can undo this miracle of chemistry. Jesus thought he was big walking on water ... Well i made it so an elephant riding a unicycle could walk on water! I AM THE BETTER GOD!!! BELIEVE IN MY POWER!!!!!!

Oh, no you don't! Dawna gives men the ability to break super hydrogen bonds :D

Grant makes the laws of physics, which no god can disobey.

THERE. Now stop arguing and go to your rooms you two! :P

Dawna dissolves her room Room? What room?

Grant makes a new, god-proof room. That one. :P

As an act of god, Snot goes to his room and begins to play scrabble with himself. My word be done.

Darkroot pops in and joins snot's Scrabble game.

CL creates a bridge.

DarkRoot plays bridge with said bridge

CL places angry vikings on one side of the bridge.

Snot puts an army of romans at the other side. WARR!!!!

Grant puts 300 Spartans in between the vikings and the Romans.

TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN ASWOT!!!

Snot blacks out the sky with teddybears. Well ... we ran out of arrows. But we used the next best thing!!!

Grant doubles the Spartans, making 600.

THEN WE FIGHT IN THE DARK!

Snot turns the Teddy bears into a Rosie O'Donnel Army as they fall to the earth. Prepare to the largest seismic event since the separation of pangea.

Grant covers his Spartans with a forcefield.

THIS... IS... Sparta?

A Massive seismic wave splits all continients into just over 1 million islands, and hunks of Rosie cover the land.

Snot deems the 600 spartans the winnars. Wow, surprised they made it.

Dawna causes pink teddy bears to fall out of the sky and explode upon contact of hitting the bridge I love the Alcatrez series! :D

Snot creates the surfboard, giving the millions of people turned beach bum something to do. There we go ... surfin USA

Dawna creates a tsunami that hits the beach

Snot creates the holy grail, and stuffs it into a broke-ass middle eastern country. Yay?

Darkroot creates Pirates, Vikings, and Knights to fight over the grail.

Caffeinated root beer, anyone?

Snot creates the holy hand grenade of antioch and the killer bunny, and gives the holy hand grenade to the knights and the killer bunny to the vikings.

In the words of yourself, "YER AN IDIOT"

Dawna inspires the knights to invent automatic machine guns.

Snot creates the invincible popemobile. Stand in awe of its invincible power. Now we just need a pope ...

CL creates a vulnerable and dopey pope to ride in the pope mobile.

Ambroni creates clown Body Guards

Snot creates the Obamamobile. Hmm ... Celebrity-mobile derby anyone?

Ambroni creates a checkered flag

CL creates the CELEBRITY TRUCK RALLY! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! THE POPE DOES NOT REST ON THIS SUNDAY! CAN OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PACKAGE PROTECT HIM? WILL BUSH BAILOUT? WE WILL FIND OUT!

Dark continues the ad with: ALL ON SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

Grant creates the television to air CL and DR's advertisement 24/7.

Dark creates Jackass so the ads have something to interrupt.

WOO, PARTY BOY!

Snot creates Teevo. YOUR COMMERCIALS LOSE.

CL creates a stadium for the rally.

Snot throws Janet Jackson on a stage in the center of the stadium, wearing a relatively loose shirt and a low neck. please happen again, please happen again, please happen again

DarkRoot creates spellcheck, and bequeathes it unto snot. Use it well, O internet predator.

With a high Eb on a booming horn the monster trucks roar out and begin their battle.

Snot enters Optimus Prime into the competition. Beware his truck/giant fighting robot power.

dark applauds snot's decision and good spelling.

Dawna places Bumblebee as Optimus's sidekick YAY!

Snot creates Exalt Wars. All is well in the world of board games. Next comes DnD (Demons n' Donuts)

CL divides the lands into seven.

DarkRoot creates World of Wastecraft.

Grant creates the seven seas. Time for pirates!

DarkRoot creates an expansion for WoW titled World of Wastecraft: FourLegged's Legions.

Dawna creates sirens to lure the pirates to their deaths You can tell I just got out of Mythology class, eh?

Grant creates earplugs for the pirates. Sorry Dawna, they aren't dying just yet. :P

Dawna creates mice to nibble the earplugs to bits before they're used HA!

Snot creates sound so loud you hear colors in honor of St. Patricks Day. He called it, Bagpipes. High ho, high ho, and off to work we go ... we drink all day, we sleep on hay, high ho ... high ho, high ho, high hooooo.

Moose explodes into thousands of pinching leprechauns to enforce the laws of St. Patrick.

Dawna envelops the world in green for a day

MooseyFate's leprechauns having nothing to do now that everything is green, take off their shirts and start wrestling.

Lucien creates the Irish National sport of Leprechaun wrestling. booya.

Moose adds mud.

Lucien founds the ILMWF. The Irish Leprechaun Mud Wrestling Federation.

Dawna creates fairies to clean up the leprechauns after their matches.

Darkroot makes jocks to make fun of the fairies

Snotburger creates Football to occupy the Jocks. They call me Snotty, defender of faries and creator of the flavored beverage that Dark now vends.

Dawna gives the fairies stronger magic.

CL gives faeries Ireland.

Dawna creates magic flowers for the fairies in Ireland.

CL gives Ireland lochs for the nymphs.

Grant creates the Loch Ness Monster, then gives her a cloaking device so she can confuse the poor faeries.

Snot Creates the Scottish To play the bagpipes, and give the Loch Ness Monster someone to eat.

CL lines the Irish sunrise with a black tower that can never be reached.

Kisa creates a portal to the Black Tower that can never be reached.

So the portal doesn't work? :P

Probably not, just a decoy. XP

CL creates a wall around the tower.

Dawna creates legions of soldiers with a battering ram to break down the wall

NOW SHE'S FINKIN' WIFF PORTALZ!!!

America creates bigger tower that can't be reached.

A bigger tower reaching into space is built by the fine architects in Dubai. And the Saudi Arabians win ... again. Plus it has a water slide.

In reply to Dawna (msg #300):

CL creates a teddy bear legion to tickle invaders.

Grant revives this thread in his mad quest for the throne.

Snot revives himself with the magical power of ... not messing up as bad as he could have. I am IMMORTALLL ... that is until the Admins say i isnt anymore.

Lucien turns the teddy bear legion into an angry mob, with pitchforks, torches and everything.

Snot gives the angry mob miniskirts, and forces them to wear them under pain of death. Now THAT is mob with fine style

Kisa turns angry mob into transvestites.

Lucien puts the angry mob on motor cycles.

Kisa changes motorcycles into unicycles

Lucien destroys the concept of "unicycles", changing it instead to "pink bicycles"

Kisa creates a mini-car filled with clowns to destroy the pink bicycles

Lucien flings the car off a cliff and into the fountain of youth.

Kisa fills the fountain of youth with acid, destroying the eternal young clowns and creates Godzilla again.

Lucien flings godzilla into outer space, making sure that he doesn't stop until he reaches the next galaxy.

Kisa creates another giant man-eating animal name Guineazila.

Snot throws a giant salt-lick into a Volcano, and watches as Guneazilla enjoys his salt-lick as he dissolves in the molten stone. Wait, unless that was a giant italian, but i doubt you would be that derrogatory, so ima go ahead and guess its the giant gunea pig. I have no idea why that reminds me of this ...

Creates the majestic moose.

Creates Dick Cheney to hunt the Magestic Moose. Quail, Moose, and Lawyers alike will run in fear of his power.

Gives moose bullet proof vests, now invincible moose are running around towns and cities alike raping your churches, burning your women.

Gives the innocent people lightsabers and Star Wars-like laser guns to protect themselves from the evil moose.

CL creates the Giant Badger Of The Endless Burrow to fight with the innocent.

Reveals that the moose burning the women are actually evil cyborg moose from an alternate apocalyptic reality, and creates moose army to defeat them and restore mankind's faith and love in the majestic moose race.

Lucien gives Cheney a biological weapon that kills mooses and people that are his friends.

Sends Cheney to a room with a moose... eating walnuts.

Lucien gives Cheney magic powers that make him able to go to whereever there are mooses to kill

Declares moose an endangered species. Anyone hunting moose are fired out of a canon into the sun.

Lucien gives Cheney full immunity from this rule

Gives a few other hunters immunity and has them hunt with Cheney
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Lucien smites all hunters but Cheney

CL separates the dead from the Cheney and ferments him.
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Dawna creates the magical girl heroes the Sailor Senshi to combat evil!

Snot grants Cheney the honorary title as Santa Clause, and fires the former santa. Old-Santa now works at mcdonalds.

CL creates an evil octopus 'Octopi-Sensei' to fight the Sailor Senshi.

Dawna gives the Sailor Senshi power-ups and they defeat the octopus.

Moose poops giant rancid turd on Cheney's face and watches as he feasts upon its wholesome partially hydrogenated gooey goodness.

Bart creates friction and causes it to function amongst everything in the universe exactly as it normally would, except for one caveat, normal friction doesn't work on moose -- all moose have zero friction.

Suddenly moose are like ships in space but on land, having to fire a thruster to go anywhere or to stop.  They cannot suddenly change direction, as they must use their futuristic cyborg weapons to build momentum in a new direction and it takes time to stop. Moose are randomly buffeted about as a butterfly a distance away can can literally push them around.  Moose slide along the ground, pushed by random eddies of wind like a hot knife through butter, barely able to control themselves even with thrusters.

Moose envelopes each moose in a protective moose ball.

Bart causes it so that whenever a cybernetic moose attempts to harm a human being, or when a moose attempts to molest a building or burn anyone, the Moose Ball shall be rendered utterly opaque, completely dense, able to stop all form of electromagnetic radiation, as well as the physical objects which they already stop, yet weighing only a single pound.

Thus, no forms of light can go into or out of the Moose Balls (no radio waves, no television signals, no microwaves, no nothing).  And thus the age of the terror meeses passes into a more peaceful age? ;)

CL makes the Octopi Sensei larger than a buildings. With engrish.

Snot makes all people talk like they are being voice-overed. So in other words, everyone in the world talks like bruce lee, and nobodys lips match their words at all... except for dick cheney.