A Dinosaur makes the only brand of dinosaur repellent IKEA DIY.

Heath makes instructions attached to all dinosaur repellent

A Dinosaur makes the instructions confusing :)

Grant creates koala-sized glasses to aid in the reading of instructions.

Yoss creates confusion, because he did not read the previous posts.

PrettyBirdie creates a club, and hits Yoss over the head with it for not reading before posting.

Ow!

Yoss creates a law of physics such that no impact can ever exceed the pain threshhold of either party.

Taking that law into account, PrettyBirdie creates two giant walls of rock to squish Yoss, because the little owl won't feel a thing. >:D

(You can't kill a god; part of the rules.)

*Yoss, being immortal, survives the onslaught, and due to the previous rule experiences no pain.*

Yoss extracts himself from the walls.

In reply to PrettyBirdie (msg # 835):

Pretty Birdie, please rule the first post in this thread.  It gives the rules of the God Game, one of which being that you cannot do any act that in any way touches any of the other players.

Heath Creates a stone tablet in the middle of the Dinosaur planet that has everything in the God Game IV thread etched into it so it can clear up any confusion suffered by Yoss and PrettyBirdie if they choose to read it.

Got it. :)
PrettyBirdie creates a corner to sit in while she reads the rules in shame.

There's no shame on ASWOT!

Yoss creates flowers for Birdie.

Aww, so sweet. :)

Birdie takes the flowers with a smile and turns them into a wreath for her hair. :D

Heath creates MegaDinosaurs that like to eat other dinosaurs on the dinosaur planet.

A Dinosaur creates the Dinosaur UN so the dinosaurs can settle their differences.

Heath creates dinosaur currency so they can settle their differences with money

You, I like you.

A Dinosaur creates capitalism (including the monopoly hats)

Birdie creates her own race of avian-people.

Evangeline creates a race of cookie creatures! Mahaha

Heath creates the Cookie Monster.

Yumyumyumyumyum! "COOKIE!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:32, Fri 25 Oct 2013.

The one that is just a girl, yet not a girl, but a passer by, but not a passerby, yet everything, and nothing, and the complete lack of anything at all towers over existence itself overlooking all that has yet been created. She smirks a bit, placing her hands together to fold something within it.  First it begins as a light, and then it turns to darkness.  From darkness it slowly becomes an utter lack of anything, and then, only then does it begin.  It reflects at first, and then begins to spread at, and with it she spreads her hands.  The entirety of existence protests this with all it's might. The very multiverse churning, spewing out everything it can from black holes, to anti matter storms, and the like.  Yet the girl, that is just a girl, a passer by, and yet everything and nothing pays it no head.

As she parts her hands the reflective material begins to spread out, encompassing existence itself.  This was Mirror, yes, however it had a greater purpose, as it unfolded, and refolded and created mass walls, and internal walls, and external walls, and eventually filled every ounce of the multiverse, then it committed the true design it was purposed for...   It reflected everything, and in reflecting everything, everything was multiplied infinitely, every once of water, to every planet and galaxy it all become infinite.  Emotions such as hate and compassion became infinite, it was a paradox of endless creation, the birds multiplied infinitely, the people multiplied infinitely, the koalas multiplied infinitely, the elephant mafia leaders multiplied infinitely, even the ones claiming god hood themselves multiplied infinitely...

The girl that was Just a girl, that was a passer by, that was everything and nothing, and the utter lack of anything at all had just served the multiverse, for her own bloody amusement, infinitely...

(for any whom doubted my prowess as an rper, you've just been served...  Pretty sure I broke the rules, but the awesomeness of this paradox is despite everything being affected, nothing really changed . . .  It was to awesome a thought not to post however >.>)
This message was last edited by the player at 18:36, Fri 25 Oct 2013.

The lady known as Athena... the GOD OF COOKIES... creates a virus that infects the cookies and the cookie people... turning them all into Zombies.

In reply to Just a girl passing through (msg # 848):

Yeah, I think you broke some rules there.  If your post is going to be long, then you need to put your one (and only one) creation in bolded text.  You cannot control the creation or state what happens.  You can only create one thing and then comment however you want.  You also cannot directly affect the creations of the other "gods," but may only create things that could affect them.

Anyway, post 1 has the rules.

Heath creates milk to go with all the cookies.

Athena creates plates to put the cookies on.

Yoss creates milk to drink with cookies