Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing
Birdie clears her throat, and steps nervously onto the stage. Picking up the microphone, she tentatively taps on it, making sure it works, and then clears her throat. "I'd like to dedicate this song to my dad." She points to offstage, and the music begins.
Badum bum bum bum
"I love, I love, I love my calender girl
Yeah, sweet calender girl
I love, I love, I love my calender girl
Each and every day of the year
January, You start the year off fine
February, You're my little valentine
March, I'm gonna march you down the aisle
April, You're the Easter Bunny when you smile
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calender girl
Every day every day, every day every day of the year
Every day of the year
May, Maybe if I ask your dad and mom
June, They'll let me take you to the Junior Prom
July, Like a firecracker all aglow
August, When you're on the beach you steal the show
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calender girl
Every day every day, every day every day of the year
Every day of the year
September, Light the candles at your Sweet Sixteen
October, Romeo and Juliet on Halloween
November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me
December, You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calender girl
Every day every day, every day every day of the year"
The music dies out, and, with a bow, Birdie exits stage right.