RolePlay onLine RPoL Logo

, welcome to A Serious Waste of Time

17:23, 14th May 2024 (GMT+0)

Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing.

Posted by YossFor group 0
Yoss
GM, 24704 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Thu 19 Jun 2008
at 22:50
  • msg #1

Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

(Game idea by Raz.  Extended by Heath.)

This is the successor to the Time Waster Karaoke Bar.  In addition to singing (posting lyrics for) your favorite songs, you may also get on stage to give a performance or post links to your favorite movies from places like youtube or just generally promote anything you think is worth noticing!
This message was last edited by the GM at 01:32, Fri 10 Oct 2008.
powerisall
player, 2107 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 01:58
  • msg #2

Re: Time Waster Theatre

im gonna go get some popcorn.  who wants some?
Yoss
GM, 24742 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 05:57
  • msg #3

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
knows not what it means
when I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what means
knows no what it means
when I say yeeeaaahhh

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We can have some more
Nature is a whore
Bruises on the fruit
Tender age in bloom

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
knows not what it means
when I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
knows not what it means
when I say yeeeaaahhh

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
knows not what it means
when I say

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
knows not what it means
knows not what it means
knows not what it means and I say yeeeaaahhh
Raz
player, 7639 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 09:41
  • msg #4

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Dims the lights and turns on the Big Screen*

Favorite current song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCGw73Px_NU
Kendrah
player, 1348 posts
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 13:22
  • msg #5

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Iiiiiinteresting.  "This video is not available in your country."
Dragon
player, 11785 posts
Newest Member
of the 10k Plus Post Club
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 15:28
  • msg #6

Re: Time Waster Theatre

What the heck?? Since when were videos "not available" in certain countries? It's the 21st century for Pete's sake, and the internet is beyond any one nation. That's lame...
Kendrah
player, 1425 posts
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 15:28
  • msg #7

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I agree.  That's terribly lame.  Hmm... I need a singing partner.
Dragon
player, 11787 posts
Newest Member
of the 10k Plus Post Club
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 15:30
  • msg #8

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Hides*
Kendrah
player, 1428 posts
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 15:31
  • msg #9

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Aww, Dragon doesn't want to come on stage with me?
Dragon
player, 11789 posts
Newest Member
of the 10k Plus Post Club
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 15:33
  • msg #10

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*From behind one of the couches*

Dragons aren't very good singers. Well, usually aren't.
Kendrah
player, 1430 posts
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 15:34
  • msg #11

Re: Time Waster Theatre

"Usually aren't?  Well maybe you're the exception and not the norm?"
Raz
player, 7658 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 20 Jun 2008
at 23:52
  • msg #12

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Wow, sorry guys.  I get the "Not in available in your country" alot now too.  Oddly enough I'm viewing on the global site.  Anyways, sense the video doesn't work...

When you feel so close to some resolve
And you write the words you were writing for
But your courage gets dissolved
Into what, I don't know...

When you feel that way again
You have to stop your thinking
And think of what you're here for
And let the rest of your feelings go

[chorus:]
You've got to find your balance
You've got to realize
You've got to try to find what's right before your eyes
And if you find you've fallen
And all your grace is gone
Just scream for me and I'll be what you're falling on

When you feel so close to some resolve
And you say the things that you're standing for
Don't let your courage get dissolved
Cause it's then that the fear grows

[chorus]

Just give me the word and I will be there

Just give me the words that I've been living for
Just tell me the things you might have felt before
It's do or die -- this is either/or
Just give me the word and I will be there
Just give me the word and I will be there

[chorus x2]


Finger Eleven's Falling On
powerisall
player, 2170 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:39
  • msg #13

Re: Time Waster Theatre

i've got a video... is hilarious.

watch the entire thing.  I mean it.  it gets good at the end.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
Raz
player, 7673 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:44
  • msg #14

Re: Time Waster Theatre

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?

Nice once, and bonus points for being canadian.
powerisall
player, 2177 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:47
  • msg #15

Re: Time Waster Theatre

thats part of what makes it funny.
Raz
player, 7676 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:50
  • msg #16

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You think being a Canadian is funny?  How dare you!  We, who have to live in this horrible frozen wasteland...

(Nah, just kidding.  We just say that so we don't have an immigration problem like the U.S.)
powerisall
player, 2181 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:51
  • msg #17

Re: Time Waster Theatre

you can't even come up with a good name for yourselves.  we are americans.  what are you?  Canucks....

just plain weird.
Kitty
player, 2346 posts
Fiyaaah!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:52
  • msg #18

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Awesome song.  Fits PERFECTLY with that anime, too, but if you've never seen it you won't know why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To93Gp8-Pb4
This message was last edited by the player at 00:53, Sat 21 June 2008.
Raz
player, 7678 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:53
  • msg #19

Re: Time Waster Theatre

We're CANADIANS!  Canucks are a hockey team that most every Canadian wants to be on.
powerisall
player, 2184 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:54
  • msg #20

Re: Time Waster Theatre

sorry, this video is no longer available.


too bad.
Raz
player, 7679 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 00:56
  • msg #21

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I looked, however in the description:

(Warning: if you did not like the BOYLOVE videos, please don't watch it.)

So, yeah, I didn't watch it.  Sorry kitty.
Kitty
player, 2349 posts
Fiyaaah!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 01:00
  • msg #22

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Then don't watch it.  Just listen. :p

Seriously, the song is awesome.  It's called "It's the Fear", by Within Temptation.
powerisall
player, 2188 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 01:02
  • msg #23

Re: Time Waster Theatre

but it wont play.  video removed!
Kitty
player, 2364 posts
Fiyaaah!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 02:49
  • msg #24

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It plays for me... ^_^  Search for the song on YouTube, then.  It's AWESOME! :D

*steps on stage and clears throat...*

(To The Tune Of: Clementine)

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.


(Etc...)
This message was last edited by the player at 02:50, Sat 21 June 2008.
Zeldi
player, 2329 posts
Captain of the Leviathan
Where's me Musket?!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 02:53
  • msg #25

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*starts singing drunkly*

Well, I'm so tired of crying, but i'm out
on the road again.
- I'm on the road again.
Well, I'm so tired of crying, but I'm out
on the road again.
- I'm on the road again.

I ain't got no woman
Just to call my special friend.

You know the first time I traveled out
in the rain and snow,
- In the rain and snow.

You know the first time I traveled out
in the rain and snow,
- In the rain and snow.

I didn't have no payroll,
Not even no place to go.

And my dear mother left me when
I was quite young,
- When I was quite young.
And my dear mother left me when
I was quite young,
- When I was quite young.

She said "Lord, have mercy
On my wicked son."

Take a hint from me, mama, please
don't you cry no more,
- Don't you cry no more.
Take a hint from me, mama, please
don't you cry no more,
- Don't you cry no more.

'Cause it's soon one morning
Down the road I'm going.

But I aint going down that
long old lonesome road
All by myself.
But I aint going down that
long old lonesome road
All by myself.

I can't carry you, Baby,
Gonna carry somebody else

*falls through a hole in the stage singing WAY off key*
powerisall
player, 2301 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 02:58
  • msg #26

Re: Time Waster Theatre

you people sux.  let me find a good youtube vid.

here you go.  kitty, you will like this one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uxZabf3u89s
This message was last edited by the player at 02:58, Sat 21 June 2008.
Kitty
player, 2366 posts
Fiyaaah!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 03:02
  • msg #27

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*blinks* Oookaaaaay...  *clears throat again*

In the girl there's a room
In the room there's a table
On the table there's a candle
and it won't burn out

In the woman there's a song
In the the song there is hope
in the hope revolution

In the boy there's a voice
in the voice there's a calling
In the call there's a promise
and it won't quiet down

In the man there's a vision
in the vision is a road
it's the road to his freedom

oh, Tell me what you know
About God and the world and the human soul
How so much can go wrong
and still there are songs

In the man the man there's a plan
in the plan is his future
and the future's for his child
and he won't slow down

In the girl there's a faith
and the faith there's a prayer
in the prayer there's a promise...

In the boy is a dream
in the dream he is standing
and he stands without falling
and he won't back down

in the woman there's a picture
in the picture is a girl
in the girl there's a room...

Tell me what you know
About God and the world and the human soul
How so much can be wrong
and still there are songs

In their hearts and souls
an unstoppable refrain
Hope stand in defiance
In the girl there's a room
In the room there's a table
On the table there's a candle
and it won't burn out
it won't burn out


- In the Girl there's a Room, Sara Groves
Kitty
player, 2367 posts
Fiyaaah!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 03:07
  • msg #28

Re: Time Waster Theatre

In reply to powerisall (msg #26):

LOL that's hilarious...but I've seen most of it before. :D
Zeldi
player, 2348 posts
Captain of the Leviathan
Where's me Musket?!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 06:58
  • msg #29

Re: Time Waster Theatre

OK I'm gonna do a little standup after all this is a stage and I am in fact going to instead of being downright funny i'm going to tell you a dream that I had, more or less in a story format but sped up to encompass five minutes worth of writing....

Two nights ago I found myself sparring with two other men, turns out I was fighting for my unlife when the rain begain to fall, the two men fled my sight when i went to bring in a litter of 13 kittens and their mother out from the rain.

I then found myself looking out the front weindow of my house at the rian with a young lady rode up on a mountain bike, trying to get out of the rain I let her inside the house. She told me of why she had come looking for my house and asked if I was the owner I said "no I am sorry but I'm not"

Said she to me, "it is then you that I seek out for my brother is in jail and you have to help me get him free"

Said me to her, "Are you nuts? where's he being held then?" She told me of an area of town known only as the Camera walk. Where anyone that walked it would get either shot or caught by the poilce within a minute of camera seeing the person.

Said I "No worries, I run that every day, sometimes every night too" The two of us were soon joined by a friend of mine named Pegasi (yep a Winged house is what hse is named for neat ey?) And the three of us set off for Camera Walk. I ended up running it, but Pegais and Rain were caught within a minute of me talking to a friend on a upper level to give us passage to the jail and back.

I went back down to the lower level and begain to fight with the two officers that had taken Pegasi and Rain. I took out one, then cut Pegasi's cuffs off her hands, and with her help knocked out the second cop, and the three of us got away. but they knew who Rain and Pegasi looked like then and Jayne Simon couldn;t let his rep get broken so he gave us a different way to the jail

We got Rains brother freee, and then got into a major fight just getting out of the cell itself. ended up going through the air shafts.

I'm done, and I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I personally enjoyed dreaming it all!
powerisall
player, 2339 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Sat 21 Jun 2008
at 14:57
  • msg #30

Re: Time Waster Theatre

you have odd dreams.  i'm not even going to attempt comprehension.
Raz
player, 7692 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 22 Jun 2008
at 10:18
  • msg #31

Re: Time Waster Theatre

That's not that odd of dream.  I remember the end of one, I was dragging my dad along and found my sister in paris eating at the eiffel towel, and she had been popified (Become a pope) and I was trying to tell her we need to get away but she didn't understand me.  Then I realized we were in france and I had to speak french.  So I said "Parlez vous fransais" and she started talking french.  Except then I realized that I don't understand french.  Then later I woke up.


POPIFICTION!
powerisall
player, 2563 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Sun 22 Jun 2008
at 15:43
  • msg #32

Re: Time Waster Theatre

am i the only one around here with normal dreams??
Raz
player, 7698 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 23 Jun 2008
at 12:47
  • msg #33

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I wonder what you consider normal.  See, right now I have this buzzing in my ear reminiscent of the spinning bladey things of death from half-life 2 that come from all directions to chop me into little pieces.  This may be related to the fact I finally beat the game a few hours ago.  It wasn't my lack of skill (Though I was on easy), is was more the fact that before I had my computer cooling system repaired, I had a one in two chance of my computer crashing at a loading screen.
powerisall
player, 2654 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Mon 23 Jun 2008
at 13:19
  • msg #34

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ok, i'm not even going to try arguing with you.
Raz
player, 7722 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 23 Jun 2008
at 21:49
  • msg #35

Re: Time Waster Theatre

There's a wall over there you can argue to instead.  The one with the big screen.  I find it can reveal great intellectual comebacks and witty remarks.
powerisall
player, 2765 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Mon 23 Jun 2008
at 22:02
  • msg #36

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*starts to aruge with, then gets in a fight with said wall*
Raz
player, 7726 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 23 Jun 2008
at 22:15
  • msg #37

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Puts on a video while PIA argues with the wall*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-psUjXZTC8o
Zeldi
player, 2405 posts
Captain of the Leviathan
Where's me Musket?!
Tue 24 Jun 2008
at 02:15
  • msg #38

Re: Time Waster Theatre

OK, those of you that have seen Stargate Atlantis, as well as The Princess Bride will know of what I mean when I tell you this scene

Think of me in the place iof Westley, and Count Rugen is Steve the Wraith from Stargate Atlantis, Who as it may surprize you is in fact also the Machine.

So instead of the Machine draining my life, it was Steve doing it.... that was one heck of a nightmare....
Raz
player, 7739 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 24 Jun 2008
at 12:39
  • msg #39

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 2780 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Tue 24 Jun 2008
at 20:57
  • msg #40

Re: Time Waster Theatre

w....t....f....was....that?

ewwwwww...
Raz
player, 7752 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 25 Jun 2008
at 12:24
  • msg #41

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnAYOcTpKjg

Soon I'll be digging into my "odd" playlist.
powerisall
player, 2837 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Wed 25 Jun 2008
at 15:34
  • msg #42

Re: Time Waster Theatre

that wasn't bad....
Raz
player, 7783 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 04:43
  • msg #43

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nika
player, 78 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 06:30
  • msg #44

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I thought it was rather catchy. xD I like how the description warns us that it may be addicting.
Raz
player, 7793 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 08:57
  • msg #45

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 2972 posts
Dictator of the Board and
NOLIFE on my 1st day too!
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 13:18
  • msg #46

Re: Time Waster Theatre

that one for heath is hilarious.  why did you think it would be for more violent people.  *checks the first one*

oh.
Kitty
player, 2462 posts
Fiyaaah!
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 19:30
  • msg #47

Re: Time Waster Theatre

This one's reeeally cool. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFBKucu8XqI
powerisall
player, 3029 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 19:55
  • msg #48

Re: Time Waster Theatre

this one's for you kitty.


*paints a pretty picture on the projector screen*




its so true!

i posted it earlier in the lounge, but you weren't there.  here you go.
Kitty
player, 2466 posts
Fiyaaah!
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 20:04
  • msg #49

Re: Time Waster Theatre

LOL
powerisall
player, 3032 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 20:11
  • msg #50

Re: Time Waster Theatre


 _______________
(You're a kitty!)
        v
       \O/
        |
       / \

Kitty
player, 2469 posts
Fiyaaah!
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 20:13
  • msg #51

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ROFL ^^
Raz
player, 7800 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 20:27
  • msg #52

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 3042 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 26 Jun 2008
at 20:41
  • msg #53

Re: Time Waster Theatre

6 months of that.... that would suck...
Raz
player, 7810 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 27 Jun 2008
at 01:14
  • msg #54

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 3144 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Fri 27 Jun 2008
at 01:24
  • msg #55

Re: Time Waster Theatre

the music the guy picked is perfect!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

i like the twin towers scene.  you guys?
Germ Ant
GM, 24217 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 28 Jun 2008
at 06:41
  • msg #56

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz
player, 7828 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sat 28 Jun 2008
at 10:11
  • msg #57

Re: Time Waster Theatre



Nice, not big on the song (It's not bad, just not appealing), but the video work is excellent.

It gets a spot in my AMV playlist and ANIME playlist.  ;)
Germ Ant
GM, 24226 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 28 Jun 2008
at 23:29
  • msg #58

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It was reworked for the credits of AMV Hell 2 (I think) with "Country Roads" as the song.

Another by the same creator:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sr5NqO-ix4o
This message was last edited by the GM at 23:30, Sat 28 June 2008.
powerisall
player, 3347 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 00:54
  • msg #59

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz
player, 7834 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 01:10
powerisall
player, 3367 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 01:19
  • msg #61

Re: Time Waster Theatre

who do I threaten with a gun to make production go?
Raz
player, 7836 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 01:22
  • msg #62

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It was just announced today.  2ndly, Starcraft which is closer to completion, will probably come out first.  Diablo, which has only recently been annoced, will probably come out later, and at a time where it won't conflict with Starcraft and the next WoW expansion.

However gameplay of witch doctor and barbarian is out and viewable.
powerisall
player, 3381 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 01:56
  • msg #63

Re: Time Waster Theatre

so.... I have to wait what?  2 years? 3?
Germ Ant
GM, 24233 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 05:52
  • msg #64

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Going in a different direction with my AMV posting:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QEJbRlCbm8E
Raz
player, 7838 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 09:49
  • msg #65

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall:
so.... I have to wait what?  2 years? 3?


Considering what they've shown, and that Starcraft 2 and Wrath of the Lich King don't have release dates (That I've seen), I'd say if one comes on this holiday season, anothing next year spring, and then maybe D3 that fall or maybe the year after spring.

Wishful thinking.
Zeldi
player, 2530 posts
Captain of the Leviathan
Where's me Musket?!
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 13:27
  • msg #66

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It is not ime for something fully different. Something in terms of this song, does it matter if I like this movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fCFnD1BRcs
powerisall
player, 3466 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sun 29 Jun 2008
at 21:27
  • msg #67

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz
player, 7874 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 1 Jul 2008
at 10:17
  • msg #68

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Germ Ant
GM, 24282 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Tue 1 Jul 2008
at 17:46
  • msg #69

Re: Time Waster Theatre

This is an Elfen Lied AMV, so it contains some (mild) animated nudity and a whole lot of animated blood and violence, though the creator avoided most of the nudity and some of the violence in making it. You have been warned.

Condemned Memoir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2eME-ZJIPA
Dragon
GM, 12339 posts
They made ME a GM???
Are they all nuts!?
Wed 2 Jul 2008
at 16:52
  • msg #70

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the famous Achmed the unDead terrorist!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

Kinda reminds me of a fanatical version of Raz... :D
powerisall
player, 3874 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 2 Jul 2008
at 21:39
  • msg #71

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ah yes. achmed.  i love him.

have you guys seen walter?
Dragon
GM, 12350 posts
They made ME a GM???
Are they all nuts!?
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 02:49
  • msg #72

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Walter scares me! Man, Saddam's tear gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart.
Raz
player, 7960 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:07
  • msg #73

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 3984 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:13
  • msg #74

Re: Time Waster Theatre

wtf.... techno?

that stuff rots your brain kids.
Raz
player, 7965 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:17
  • msg #75

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Fine, something more classic

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/249234
powerisall
player, 3993 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:23
  • msg #76

Re: Time Waster Theatre

much better
Raz
player, 7972 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:37
  • msg #77

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Reina Saptarshis
player, 11 posts
Muscles versus brains
I just have both
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:41
  • msg #78

Re: Time Waster Theatre

LOL...

---
"Don't put me back in the suitcase with Walter!"
"Why not?"
"He has gas"
---
"Where are you from? Irak?"
"Look at my ass, it says made in china"
"Oh, how did you passed the airport security then?"
"They opened my coffin and I was like "Helloooo, I am Lindsay Lohaaaan""
---

That jokes just made me almost fall of my chair.
powerisall
player, 4004 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:45
  • msg #79

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz
player, 7973 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:48
  • msg #80

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4006 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:56
  • msg #81

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Reina Saptarshis
player, 14 posts
Muscles versus brains
I just have both
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 13:57
  • msg #82

Re: Time Waster Theatre

PIA, I wasn't actually interested in Walter's sexlife... :P
powerisall
player, 4008 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:01
  • msg #83

Re: Time Waster Theatre

the first half of part 2 is walter making fun of a guy who got up to go to the bathroom.
Raz
player, 7974 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:03
  • msg #84

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Reina Saptarshis
player, 15 posts
Muscles versus brains
I just have both
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:09
  • msg #85

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Yeah, one who does medical transportation... I love it.
powerisall
player, 4011 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:10
  • msg #86

Re: Time Waster Theatre

are you watching the walter stuff?
Reina Saptarshis
player, 18 posts
Muscles versus brains
I just have both
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:12
  • msg #87

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Oh my god, I am watching the walter stuff!
Raz
player, 7975 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:25
  • msg #88

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bUAj0NfSeo


Oh, and the cat looking thing is actually a dog who is also the emergency food supply.
powerisall
player, 4015 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:31
  • msg #89

Re: Time Waster Theatre

raz isnt
powerisall
player, 4016 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:33
  • msg #90

Re: Time Waster Theatre

That thing is a dog O.o
Raz
player, 7976 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 14:34
  • msg #91

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I was, I just watched the Bubba J one too.  Oh, and the Daddy one.  I closed that tab though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uJv...amp;amp;feature=user
powerisall
player, 4025 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 17:00
  • msg #92

Re: Time Waster Theatre

can you get me a link to the daddy one?
Raz
player, 7984 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 21:16
  • msg #93

Re: Time Waster Theatre

How about a musical instead?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Xar3roRlY
powerisall
player, 4047 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 21:17
  • msg #94

Re: Time Waster Theatre

i want the daddy one
Raz
player, 7987 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 21:21
  • msg #95

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4052 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 21:21
  • msg #96

Re: Time Waster Theatre

i want the daddy one!
Raz
player, 7989 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 3 Jul 2008
at 21:22
  • msg #97

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4065 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Fri 4 Jul 2008
at 01:56
  • msg #98

Re: Time Waster Theatre

YAY DADDY!
Raz
player, 7993 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 4 Jul 2008
at 03:36
  • msg #99

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You know, you could have just looked through other movies by the same submitter.  That's all I did.
Bart
GM, 9803 posts
Monkey tailed human
Pyromancer Extraordinaire
Fri 4 Jul 2008
at 04:10
  • msg #100

Re: Time Waster Theatre

he's trying to take up your time so that it's more difficult to take the crown. :p
Raz
player, 7999 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 4 Jul 2008
at 10:41
  • msg #101

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ookla
player, 815 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Fri 4 Jul 2008
at 11:36
  • msg #102

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Ookla enters with big bucket of pop corn and 40 ounce soda*
Raz
player, 8003 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 4 Jul 2008
at 11:42
  • msg #103

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ookla
player, 821 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Fri 4 Jul 2008
at 11:44
  • msg #104

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Ookla finds a seat and sits down*
powerisall
player, 4215 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 05:53
  • msg #105

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*sits on the back of the chair, effectively blocking ookla's view*
Germ Ant
GM, 24312 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 07:11
  • msg #106

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Neff
player, 89 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 07:20
  • msg #107

Re: Time Waster Theatre

(Oooh) tell me what you think you're lookin at,
(Noo) so I think I'm Queen Elizabeth,
(Oooh) and now I'm stuck inside your memory,
(So) that's why it's so hard to get rid of me

I'm incredible, so unforgettable,
So no one can take my place
I'm unbreakable, highly flammable,
So girl get out my face

Oh my god I'm going crazy
Maybe 'cuz were so amazing
Everybody in there dazin'
That's the reason why they're hatin',
Treat us like some superstars
And only cuz that's what we are
You know we're going really far
And ya'll ain't even heard it all

You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem, uh-huh,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem, uh-huh,
You hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
(Keep lookin at me)

(Wow) It seems to me like I was botherin'
(How) cuz I make walkin look like modelin
(How) it ain't my fault the boys keep followin'
(wow) if you were better he wouldn't be wonderin'

I'm incredible, so unforgettable,
So no one can take my place,
I'm unbreakable, highly flammable,
So girl get out my face

Oh my god I'm going crazy
Maybe 'cuz I'm so amazing
Everybody in there dazin'
That's the reason why they're hatin'
Treat us like some superstars
And only cuz that's what we are
You know we're going really far
And ya'll ain't even heard it all

You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem, uh-huh,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem, uh-huh
You hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
(Keep lookin at me)

(Ladies) we're Prima J you know it
We're not afraid to show it
We hold our crown and that's right
It can't stop us now
The cloud we're on is golden
They can't fix what's not broken
Don't act like ya'll don't know
What's bout to happen now

You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem uh-huh,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem uh-huh
You hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem uh-huh,
You hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
A pretty little problem uh-huh
You hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be
And that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar,
(Keep lookin at me)

Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer

*throws popcorn at PIA from stage*
powerisall
player, 4233 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 07:44
  • msg #108

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*catches it with his mouth*

MAD SKILLZ!
Neff
player, 113 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 08:08
  • msg #109

Re: Time Waster Theatre

-admits that she got it from the floor-


eww
powerisall
player, 4383 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 09:05
  • msg #110

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Still free popcorn
Neff
player, 238 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 09:05
  • msg #111

Re: Time Waster Theatre

-isn't that desperate-
powerisall
player, 4391 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 09:10
  • msg #112

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*asks for more floor-popcorn*
Raz
player, 8010 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 09:54
  • msg #113

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Awesome AMV Germ Ant, and a song I like to boot.

Or shoe, whichever your prefer.

All Bleach, but cool song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFTghdkgYyA
powerisall
player, 4446 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Sat 5 Jul 2008
at 10:53
  • msg #114

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ewwww Bleach

I'm not even going to watch it
Raz
player, 8064 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 6 Jul 2008
at 01:30
  • msg #115

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Germ Ant
GM, 24321 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sun 6 Jul 2008
at 07:39
  • msg #116

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Got something against Bleach, PIA?

Anyway, here's another multi-anime AMV. Most of my favorites do have a bunch. I like trying to identify the shows used.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnN9RFPHN1I
Raz
player, 8070 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 6 Jul 2008
at 09:50
  • msg #117

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

Bleach is awesome.  But this isn't bleach.
Ookla
player, 860 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Sun 6 Jul 2008
at 12:26
  • msg #118

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Throws PIA at stage*
Germ Ant
GM, 24323 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sun 6 Jul 2008
at 16:20
  • msg #119

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kitty
player, 2538 posts
Fiyaaah!
Sun 6 Jul 2008
at 16:23
  • msg #120

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz
player, 8074 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:04
  • msg #121

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ookla
player, 897 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:18
  • msg #122

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Whycome this movie only have weird blue words on the screen?
Raz
player, 8087 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:19
  • msg #123

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Which, mine?
Ookla
player, 901 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:22
  • msg #124

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ookla come to see good movie and all movie says is http://.... something, something, something.

Bad movie, Ookla want money back.
Raz
player, 8092 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:24
  • msg #125

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Forehead slap*
Ookla
player, 903 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:25
  • msg #126

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Now that is good, more, more.
Raz
player, 8095 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:25
  • msg #127

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Continues to bash head in with hand on stage*
Ookla
player, 917 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:38
  • msg #128

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Laughs until he is crying and cant breath*
Raz
player, 8107 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:40
  • msg #129

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Grabs a remote to bash head in, which starts the next film*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0hlqHHgSX0
Ookla
player, 927 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:46
  • msg #130

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ookla see funny words again as well as stars and a bright light.
Raz
player, 8113 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:47
  • msg #131

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Falls unconscious on the stage.*
Ookla
player, 932 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 00:49
  • msg #132

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Now, funny little green man gone.  Boo!
Neff
player, 266 posts
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 03:16
  • msg #133

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4566 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 12:28
  • msg #134

Re: Time Waster Theatre

wow.  gonna have to complain about teh lack of sound for that one.


SOMEBODY FIX THE SPEAKERS!
Raz
player, 8150 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 22:26
  • msg #135

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4599 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 01:08
  • msg #136

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*goes back to fix the speakers
Raz
player, 8158 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 02:47
  • msg #137

Re: Time Waster Theatre

If you are prone to seizures, don't watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKFtEsauYNc

If you are not prone to seizures, you will be.
Snakesssz
player, 14942 posts
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 02:50
  • msg #138

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I would comment about that movie, but I'm too busy having a seizure.
Raz
player, 8161 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 02:53
  • msg #139

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Language warning.  It's not terrible, but it's there.  Right in the title to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1br0YHPD0ng
Snakesssz
player, 14955 posts
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 05:53
  • msg #140

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Still seizing from the last one, sorry...
Raz
player, 8169 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 07:03
  • msg #141

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS6aGtdvHUs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caFneZkiDJQ

Canadian Comedy.
This message was last edited by the player at 07:17, Tue 08 July 2008.
Germ Ant
GM, 24330 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 13:31
  • msg #142

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nice. I enjoyed missile defense in thirty seconds.

Here's some Elvis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MktjrS0t3o
Raz
player, 8178 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 13:32
  • msg #143

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4607 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 14:54
  • msg #144

Re: Time Waster Theatre

do you spend more time on youtube or here raz?
Raz
player, 8180 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 15:06
  • msg #145

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Umm, Umm...

LOOK, A WII BASED DISTRACTION!


http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35898.html
powerisall
player, 4627 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 15:07
  • msg #146

Re: Time Waster Theatre

oooooh... ahhhhh...

NO! must... pretty...
powerisall
player, 4628 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 15:08
  • msg #147

Re: Time Waster Theatre

how many wii points does it cost?
Raz
player, 8182 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 15:09
  • msg #148

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35883.html

Yes, just keep watching, no reason to stop.
powerisall
player, 4631 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 15:10
  • msg #149

Re: Time Waster Theatre

pfffft.  DC comics
Raz
player, 8186 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 15:12
  • msg #150

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4645 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 17:05
  • msg #151

Re: Time Waster Theatre

when is that coming out?
Raz
player, 8195 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 8 Jul 2008
at 23:22
  • msg #152

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Septemeber 22nd is the planed release date.  But if there like most game studios...

Well, consider it may take a little longer.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/32559.html
powerisall
player, 4665 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 00:12
  • msg #153

Re: Time Waster Theatre

hmmm show me this movie again then.
Germ Ant
GM, 24344 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 01:26
  • msg #154

Re: Time Waster Theatre

More Elvis, this time by way of a remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VljYCDXE6I

And for reference, and to make clear what's cool about this AMV, the original video for this remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzIK72iFDk4
powerisall
player, 4676 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 01:28
  • msg #155

Re: Time Waster Theatre

what is it with you people and AMVs
Germ Ant
GM, 24345 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 01:32
  • msg #156

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Mainly just me, and mainly because that's nearly all I watch on YouTube.
powerisall
player, 4679 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 01:33
  • msg #157

Re: Time Waster Theatre

go and watch somethign interesting.  liek old tv shows.
Germ Ant
GM, 24346 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 01:56
  • msg #158

Re: Time Waster Theatre

No can do. Interesting TV shows, old or new, are to be downloaded or purchased - not streamed - in my paradigm.
Raz
player, 8208 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 10:07
  • msg #159

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4690 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 11:40
  • msg #160

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*bats away the futile attempt at distracting me with anime*

NO INTEREST!
Raz
player, 8211 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 11:40
  • msg #161

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4692 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 11:43
  • msg #162

Re: Time Waster Theatre

meh.  i like this music video better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAnyYTjjhJ0
Raz
player, 8216 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:07
  • msg #163

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4701 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:10
  • msg #164

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz
player, 8220 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:20
  • msg #165

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 4706 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:26
  • msg #166

Re: Time Waster Theatre

cool effects.
Raz
player, 8222 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:29
  • msg #167

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I know, every time I watch I go, "how they do that with the pins".  I mean, it would be interesting to see what they did, how early computer simulations of it looked, etc.

Anyways, same band, same warning, two options

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWncI51ggH8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwdxJisSeZY
powerisall
player, 4708 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:34
  • msg #168

Re: Time Waster Theatre

its one of those things you can use to make your face on the pins or you hand.  i have no idea what they are called.
Raz
player, 8230 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:36
  • msg #169

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I know what it is, but you can't exactly except someone to sing while they have that on there face.  But did they motion capture his face, did they blue screen film it then simulate it,  etc.
powerisall
player, 4712 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:38
  • msg #170

Re: Time Waster Theatre

probably used those things that go on your face to detect movement.

i think they did a similar thing in The Matrix with the big floating head.
Raz
player, 8234 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 12:38
  • msg #171

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi
player, 2624 posts
Captain of the Leviathan
Where's me Musket?!
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 21:09
  • msg #172

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I'm a modern man
A man for the millennium
Digital and smoke free

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect

I've been uplinked and downloaded
I've been inputted and outsourced
I know the upside of downsizing
I know the downside of upgrading

I'm a high tech lowlife
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond

I'm new wave but I'm old school
And my inner child is outward bound

I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer
Voice activated and biodegradable

I interface from a database
And my database is in cyberspace
So I'm interactive
I'm hyperactive
And from time-to-time
I'm radioactive

Behind the eight ball
Ahead of the curve
Riding the wave
Dodging a bullet
Pushing the envelope

I'm on point
On task
On message
And off drugs
I got no need for coke and speed
I got no urge to binge and purge

I'm in the moment
On the edge
Over the top
But under the radar

A high concept
Low profile
Medium range ballistic missionary
A street-wise smart bomb
A top gun bottom feeder

I wear power ties
I tell power lies
I take power naps
I run victory laps

I'm a totally ongoing big foot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach
A raging workaholic
A working rageaholic
Out of rehab
And in denial

I got a personal trainer
A personal shopper
A personal assistant
And a personal agenda

You can't shut me up
You can't dumb me down
'Cause I'm tireless
And I'm wireless
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers

I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever
Laid back but fashion forward

Up front
Down home
Low rent
High maintenance

Super size
Long lasting
High definition
Fast acting
Oven ready
And built to last

I'm a hands on
Footloose
Knee jerk
Head case

Prematurely post-traumatic
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail

But I'm feeling
I'm caring
I'm healing
I'm sharing
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver

My output is down
But my income is up
I take a short position on the long bond
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow

I read junk mail
I eat junk food
I buy junk bonds
I watch trash sports

I'm gender specific
Capital intensive
User friendly
And lactose intolerant

I like rough sex
I like tough love
I use the f word in my email
And the software on my hard drive is hard core,
no soft porn

I bought a microwave at a mini mall
I bought a mini van in a mega store
I eat fast food in the slow lane

I'm toll free
Bite sized
Ready to wear
And I come in all sizes

A fully equipped
Factory authorized
Hospital tested
Clinically proven
Scientifically formulated medical miracle

I've been pre-washed
Pre-cooked
Pre-heated
Pre-screened
Pre-approved
Pre-packaged
Post-dated
Freeze-dried
Double-wrapped
Vacuum-packed
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity

I'm a rude dude
But I'm the real deal
Lean and mean
Cocked, locked and ready to rock
Rough tough and hard to bluff

I take it slow
I go with the flow
I ride with the tide
I got glide in my stride

Drivin' and movin'
Sailin' and spinnin'
Jivin' and groovin'
Wailin' and winnin'

I don't snooze
So I don't lose
I keep the pedal to the metal
And the rubber on the road

I party hearty
And lunch time is crunch time

I'm hanging in
There ain't no doubt
And I'm hanging tough
Over and out
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
All from George Carlins third book, "Whne Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?" also said on his 13th HBO show, titled Modern Man
Raz
player, 8253 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 22:43
  • msg #173

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Germ Ant
GM, 24348 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 22:46
  • msg #174

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZujpIv8_pmQ

And since you're tired of AMVs, you might as well skip it, PIA.
powerisall
player, 4756 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 06:08
  • msg #175

Re: Time Waster Theatre

and since when do i listen to you and your orders?

*watches it*

UPDATE:  That was horrible Germ, why did you have me watch it?
This message was last edited by the player at 06:14, Thu 10 July 2008.
Germ Ant
GM, 24352 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 06:28
  • msg #176

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Because I'm secretly a sadist.
powerisall
player, 4757 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 06:36
  • msg #177

Re: Time Waster Theatre

That WOULD explain alot of things... except that one event...
Germ Ant
GM, 24353 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 06:36
  • msg #178

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I told you not to talk about that.
powerisall
player, 4760 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am nobody.
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 06:42
  • msg #179

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I still don't understand WHY you did it.

I got the WHAT and WHERE, am pretty sure my guess on the WHEN is accurate, and about half of the HOW.

But I still have none of the WHY.
Raz
player, 8258 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 10:01
  • msg #180

Re: Time Waster Theatre

The Who?  Or the How When Where Why?


What?
Germ Ant
GM, 24356 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 23:13
  • msg #181

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall:
I still don't understand WHY you did it.

I got the WHAT and WHERE, am pretty sure my guess on the WHEN is accurate, and about half of the HOW.

But I still have none of the WHY.



And you never will.
Raz
player, 8271 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 23:30
  • msg #182

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQ...re0BTisCxmfsWf8-gUDA=

You need the = sign at the end, so it'd probably be easier to copy it.  This is a playlist of an artist, unfortunately some of the songs don't allow embedding so don't show up.
Ookla
player, 984 posts
Ookla is Mok
not Wookie
Wed 16 Jul 2008
at 22:46
  • msg #183

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*With a loud snore Ookla wakes up and wipes the drool from his face*

Still more of those words.  Does theater play any real movies?
Kitty
player, 2556 posts
Fiyaaah!
Wed 16 Jul 2008
at 23:46
  • msg #184

Re: Time Waster Theatre

This is really cool.  It sounds cool on the piano: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=...&feature=related))

And the original song is awesome, with the words and official vid and all: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=...&feature=related
Raz
player, 8407 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 17 Jul 2008
at 00:17
  • msg #185

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQ...cXMe9g1IrE41AUkfzIm0=

Need the whole thing, make sure the = sign is at the end.

This is a collection of AMVs so anyone into that can have a peruse.
Raz
player, 8425 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 17 Jul 2008
at 13:08
  • msg #186

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 5049 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Thu 17 Jul 2008
at 13:18
  • msg #187

Re: Time Waster Theatre

what in the world...?
Raz
player, 8427 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 17 Jul 2008
at 14:37
  • msg #188

Re: Time Waster Theatre

His name is Squiglles
Kion
player, 245 posts
Thu 17 Jul 2008
at 15:45
  • msg #189

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Cute, where can I get one?
Raz
player, 8428 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 17 Jul 2008
at 22:47
  • msg #190

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You can get the free demo of the "Spore Creature Creator" online at: http://www.spore.com/

You can also buy the game (Online or in-stores, at least where I live) however I'd wait for the full game.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36436.html

interview with the master, very cool

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36392.html
This message was last edited by the player at 23:01, Thu 17 July 2008.
Kion
player, 303 posts
Thu 17 Jul 2008
at 23:56
  • msg #191

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Cool, thank you!
Raz
player, 8440 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 18 Jul 2008
at 00:12
  • msg #192

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.sporevote.com/index.html

A couple celebrities and there creatures.
Snakesssz
player, 15026 posts
Fri 18 Jul 2008
at 00:14
  • msg #193

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Do spore creatures make good pets?
Raz
player, 8442 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 18 Jul 2008
at 00:18
  • msg #194

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Depends on the creature.  They are some really messed up ones on there, just look em up on google.
powerisall
player, 5201 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Fri 18 Jul 2008
at 14:02
  • msg #195

Re: Time Waster Theatre

do they bite?
Kion
player, 310 posts
Fri 18 Jul 2008
at 15:10
  • msg #196

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Not sure I want one if they bite!
powerisall
player, 5202 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Fri 18 Jul 2008
at 15:49
  • msg #197

Re: Time Waster Theatre

thats why I'm asking.
Kion
player, 322 posts
Fri 18 Jul 2008
at 16:10
  • msg #198

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Good question then!  How can we find out?  Who knows???
Raz
player, 8496 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 20 Jul 2008
at 02:07
  • msg #199

Re: Time Waster Theatre

The distraction knows!  Quick, follow it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L05zQ9cMDc
powerisall
player, 5330 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sun 20 Jul 2008
at 16:39
  • msg #200

Re: Time Waster Theatre

  a distraction!  where!?

*follows blindly*
Nika
player, 176 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Sun 20 Jul 2008
at 21:58
  • msg #201

Re: Time Waster Theatre

"Look! A distraction!" *Points and runs away*

Anyone ever see Legend of Link? The fan movie of Legend of Zelda? It's pretty much a 2 hour movie made by actual people. No ugly sprites or anything. Lol. It's a good movie. I first watched it on Google Video, when they had the Google Video Player thingy. I still have that application too, even though it's discontinued.

Anyway, here's the link to the first part of 3. http://video.google.com/videop...=7573426796770713155

It starts off slow, but it picks up after Gannondorf kills off the king.
Raz
player, 8559 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 20 Jul 2008
at 23:08
powerisall
player, 5347 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 00:37
  • msg #203

Re: Time Waster Theatre

the link thing is ok.  I'll finish it when I reclaim dictocracy.
ChaosLord
player, 3885 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
ASWoT Beast Slayer
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 02:07
  • msg #204

Re: Time Waster Theatre

"To be or not to be, that is indeed the answer."

*bows*
Raz
player, 8562 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 02:38
  • msg #205

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nika
player, 210 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 02:41
  • msg #206

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz, that reminds me of the one scene in Robots where Fender is taking off Rodney's foot. xD
Raz
player, 8569 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 02:48
  • msg #207

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nika
player, 226 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 02:57
  • msg #208

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5myofDi_eM4

Okay, these guys are actually funny. I gave you guys the link to "Mystery Prize Inside". It's a real funny movie about prizes inside cereal boxes. You'll like it.
Raz
player, 8578 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:01
  • msg #209

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nika
player, 236 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:07
  • msg #210

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Wow.. That's actually pretty funny. I liked it. Do you have these on your favorites list?
Raz
player, 8583 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:09
  • msg #211

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I have a ton of playlists, those were in comedy.

This one is in my Audioslave one, for obvious reasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXdSOxEnwWM

Give it a sec.
Nika
player, 240 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:11
  • msg #212

Re: Time Waster Theatre

NO! PUT MORE COMEDY UP! PLEEEEASE! xD I love comedy.
Raz
player, 8585 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:12
  • msg #213

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nika
player, 243 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:14
  • msg #214

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Wow.. That's actually a bit silly. xD I wish I could show you some funny stuff.. Lemme get something for you in a sec.
Raz
player, 8588 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:15
  • msg #215

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nika
player, 246 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:17
  • msg #216

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Uh oh. This should be good.

..It's all quiet and stiff. :/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjz5WYufvI
Raz
player, 8591 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:20
  • msg #217

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nika
player, 250 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:24
  • msg #218

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Wow, that one was actually hilarious, I loved it! *Adds to favorites*
Raz
player, 8595 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 03:25
  • msg #219

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

Be careful, doesn't exactly put US on the good side of this.
Zeldi
player, 2754 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 08:55
  • msg #220

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIw4QaTgSHo

*sings along, sadly insanely offkey*
Raz
player, 8603 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 09:52
  • msg #221

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

Might have done this one already.
powerisall
player, 5372 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 16:07
  • msg #222

Re: Time Waster Theatre

time for me to post one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxJcV_PeFy8

thats what I think of naruto!

yay omega!
Raz
player, 8628 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 23:21
  • msg #223

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi
player, 2851 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Sun 27 Jul 2008
at 07:55
  • msg #224

Re: Time Waster Theatre


Are you goin to scarborough fair? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine

Tell her to make me a cambric shirt, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Without no seams nor needlework, then shell be a true love of mine

Tell her to find me an acre of land, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand, then shell be a true love of mine

Tell her to reap it in a sickle of leather, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
And to gather it all in a bunch of heather, then shell be a true love of mine

Are you goin to scarborough fair? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine


NOTE: First verses said as one verse, the rest have a dual sound to them
Kagura
player, 5763 posts
Mostly Human
Mostly Harmless...
Sun 27 Jul 2008
at 07:57
  • msg #225

Re: Time Waster Theatre

This is creepy as all hell... especially if you've played Persona 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tghOuKhFxc
powerisall
player, 5979 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sun 27 Jul 2008
at 16:36
  • msg #226

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion
player, 775 posts
Mon 28 Jul 2008
at 00:31
  • msg #227

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi:

Are you goin to scarborough fair? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine

Tell her to make me a cambric shirt, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Without no seams nor needlework, then shell be a true love of mine

Tell her to find me an acre of land, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand, then shell be a true love of mine

Tell her to reap it in a sickle of leather, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
And to gather it all in a bunch of heather, then shell be a true love of mine

Are you goin to scarborough fair? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine


NOTE: First verses said as one verse, the rest have a dual sound to them


I like the singing,Zeldi!

*listening intently to the music*
Zeldi
player, 2859 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Mon 28 Jul 2008
at 00:45
  • msg #228

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion:
Zeldi:

Are you goin to scarborough fair? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine

Tell her to make me a cambric shirt, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Without no seams nor needlework, then shell be a true love of mine

Tell her to find me an acre of land, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand, then shell be a true love of mine

Tell her to reap it in a sickle of leather, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
And to gather it all in a bunch of heather, then shell be a true love of mine

Are you goin to scarborough fair? parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine


NOTE: First verses said as one verse, the rest have a dual sound to them


I like the singing,Zeldi!

*listening intently to the music*

Why thank you *bows*

And now, the orginal version, by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel.....

Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme
Remember me to one who lives there She once was a true love of mine

Tell her to make me a cambric shirt(On the side of a hill in the deep forest green)
Parsely, sage, rosemary & thyme (Tracing a sparrow on snow-crested ground)
Without no seams nor needlework (Blankets and bedclothes a child of the mountains)
Then she'll be a true love of mine (Sleeps unaware of the clarion call)

Tell her to find me an acre of land (On the side of a hill, a sprinkling of leaves)
Parsely, sage, rosemary, & thyme (Washed is the ground with so many tears)
Between the salt water and the sea strand (A soldier cleans and polishes a gun)
Then she'll be a true love of mine

Tell her to reap it in a sickle of leather (War bellows, blazing in scarlet battalions)
Parsely, sage, rosemary & thyme (Generals order their soldiers to kill)
And to gather it all in a bunch of heather (And to fight for a cause they've long ago forgotten)
Then she'll be a true love of mine

Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme
Remember me to one who lives there. She once was a true love of mine.

Kion
player, 789 posts
Mon 28 Jul 2008
at 01:16
  • msg #229

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You're welcome! I like both versions!
Raz
player, 8751 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 28 Jul 2008
at 09:27
  • msg #230

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 5999 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 28 Jul 2008
at 14:05
  • msg #231

Re: Time Waster Theatre

i had stuff to do.
Zeldi
player, 2866 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 29 Jul 2008
at 04:41
  • msg #232

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion:
You're welcome! I like both versions!

Well her eis a bit of a sad treat of sorts for you then, if you listen to Paul Simon regualry you might know trhis one.

"The problem is all inside your head," she said to me
"The answer is easy if you take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover"

She said "its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover"

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

She said "it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again"
I said "I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways"

She said "why dont we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning youll begin to see the light"
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

Kion
player, 823 posts
Tue 29 Jul 2008
at 04:44
  • msg #233

Re: Time Waster Theatre

WOW, one of my FAVORITE Paul Simon songs!  I used to have every word memorized!!  LOL  Gosh, now I'm really showing my age! ;-)
Zeldi
player, 2868 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 29 Jul 2008
at 05:07
  • msg #234

Re: Time Waster Theatre

And yet another, Paul Simon is one of my personal favorite singers/songwriters!

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Dont want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. beerbelly beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I dont find this stuff amusing anymore

If youll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you betty
And betty when you call me
You can call me al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Wheres my wife and family
What if I die here
Wholl be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If youll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you betty
And betty when you call me
You can call me al
Call me al

A man walks down the street
Its a street in a strange world
Maybe its the third world
Maybe its his first time around
He doesnt speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says amen! and hallelujah!

If youll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you betty
And betty when you call me
You can call me al
Call me al
Kion
player, 833 posts
Tue 29 Jul 2008
at 05:09
  • msg #235

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I can read the words and sing them as I do!  ;-)

How 'bout this one:

Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard

The mama pajama rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station
When the papa found out he began to shout
And he started the investigation

It's against the law
It was against the law
What mama saw
It was against the law

The mama looked down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned
The papa said oy if I get that boy
I'm gonna put him in the house of detention

Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard

In a couple of days they come and
Take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest
Come to get me released
We was all on the cover of Newsweek

And I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Raz
player, 8767 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 30 Jul 2008
at 02:03
  • msg #236

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz
player, 8788 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 07:45
  • msg #237

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion
player, 1217 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 15:09
  • msg #238

Re: Time Waster Theatre

So, are you a Matchbox 20 fan?  Very cool!!!

Just saw them in concert a couple of months ago!  Alanis Morissette opened.
Yoss
GM, 25221 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 17:39
  • msg #239

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Thread rules updated.
Heath
player, 9970 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 17:42
  • msg #240

Plug Away

So I must once again link to:  HEAT VISION AND JACK!

www.hvaj.com
Kion
player, 1235 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 19:03
  • msg #241

Re: Plug Away

Heath:
So I must once again link to:  HEAT VISION AND JACK!

www.hvaj.com

Never heard of it but I was curious.

So, you've got Jack Black riding a motorcycle which really is his best friend.

And, quotes like these: Ron Silver: If I feel so much as one bullet hit me, I'll come over there and pull your lungs through your nostrils.

Two thumbs up!!
Heath
player, 9975 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 20:36
  • msg #242

Re: Plug Away

You can watch the entire pilot at that site.  I like the blood of tomatoes line.
Kion
player, 1248 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 20:39
  • msg #243

Re: Plug Away

Too Funny.  And, I love Jack Black!
Raz
player, 8817 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 22:34
  • msg #244

Re: Plug Away

http://break.com/index/the-bull-jumpers.html

You thought the posters here were crazy...
Kion
player, 1253 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 22:37
  • msg #245

Re: Plug Away

Crazy, yes, but it seems super athletic too. (Not to mention having some b****)
Raz
player, 8819 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 22:43
  • msg #246

Re: Plug Away

Okay, so Kion thought I'd should put a warning.  This next video is a bit scary and disturbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8UZWwMJjyI

Interesting, but musically...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFTghdkgYyA

I saw Sam Roberts in concert, they were awesome live, unlike some bands I hear on Youtube who fail live.
This message was last edited by the player at 23:29, Fri 01 Aug 2008.
Kion
player, 1266 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:21
  • msg #247

Re: Plug Away

OK, Raz...you'll need to warn me when your links might cause nightmares.
I had not heard that story but it's enough to make your skin crawl.

But, I DO like the music video, too.
Raz
player, 8824 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:30
Kion
player, 1272 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:33
  • msg #249

Re: Plug Away

very cool

How have I missed him?  Oh, 'cuz he's canadian!!??
Raz
player, 8825 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:36
  • msg #250

Re: Plug Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0RniSNWdYM

There awesome.  I believe they had a song on there last record that all profit went to a charity.

Another band, I believe there Canadian:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8v6yeJxJi8
Kion
player, 1278 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:42
  • msg #251

Re: Plug Away

Going on ITunes right now to see if I can download that last one

Montreal Calling

I loved it!!
Raz
player, 8829 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:42
  • msg #252

Re: Plug Away

Another one by same band.  There's a dance remix of it, but it's not that good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related
Kion
player, 1281 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:46
  • msg #253

Re: Plug Away

Found Montreal and downloaded it!

I'm going to check out the other one now.
Raz
player, 8830 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:46
  • msg #254

Re: Plug Away

Here's another one by Sam Roberts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCClbR1ZORo
Zeldi
player, 2995 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:48
Raz
player, 8832 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:49
  • msg #256

Re: Plug Away

Last Sam Roberts for now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh9EClH_wso
Kion
player, 1282 posts
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:53
  • msg #257

Re: Plug Away

I really am likin' Sam Roberts, too.

And, Zeldi, who can beat Requiem??  Very cool!!

Night, guys!  Heading home!  xoxo
Zeldi
player, 2996 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:55
  • msg #258

Re: Plug Away

Are ya gonna get on at home? I'll miss ya dear Lady Kion!
Raz
player, 8833 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 1 Aug 2008
at 23:55
  • msg #259

Re: Plug Away

Really last one, there new one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEesE7VrrYA
Dragon
GM, 12533 posts
Newest Wielder of
Ultimate Cosmic Power!!!
Sat 2 Aug 2008
at 04:14
  • msg #260

Re: Plug Away

And for a bit of a change...

Anybody here familiar with Animusic? Pipe Dream is an instant classic. Very cool, shows the Art of imaginative music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpJ1hVoJqU
Kion
player, 1312 posts
Sat 2 Aug 2008
at 04:44
  • msg #261

Re: Plug Away

Raz:
Really last one, there new one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEesE7VrrYA


THat may be my favorite!!!  Wow!!  Thanks for sharing!
Kion
player, 1313 posts
Sat 2 Aug 2008
at 04:45
  • msg #262

Re: Plug Away

Dragon:
And for a bit of a change...

Anybody here familiar with Animusic? Pipe Dream is an instant classic. Very cool, shows the Art of imaginative music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpJ1hVoJqU



I am watching it with my 14 y/o daughter!  We both LOVE it!  Super creative!! WOW!!
Dragon
GM, 12534 posts
Newest Wielder of
Ultimate Cosmic Power!!!
Sat 2 Aug 2008
at 04:50
  • msg #263

Re: Plug Away

The science of sound, combined with the innovative visual performance is what makes the 21st century the place of revolution. The music of the future is beginning...

I want something like that, or the aqua harp, in my house some day. :D
Kion
player, 1318 posts
Sat 2 Aug 2008
at 04:52
  • msg #264

Re: Plug Away

The Aqua Harp?  Hmmmm....going to google!
Dragon
GM, 12535 posts
Newest Wielder of
Ultimate Cosmic Power!!!
Sat 2 Aug 2008
at 04:56
  • msg #265

Re: Plug Away

Oh no. Just stay on youtube, it's another part of the animusic set. They've got the one you just saw, also the aqua harp performance, and the starship groove, and a whole bunch of others. Just scroll down the list of related videos. :D
Kion
player, 1321 posts
Sat 2 Aug 2008
at 04:58
  • msg #266

Re: Plug Away

VERY cool!! Thanks!!
Zeldi
player, 3025 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 02:32
  • msg #267

Re: Plug Away

Lets do some news!

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

The Army has come out and said that yes they did do LSD testing on human beings that totally demolished their minds, however, the Army says that none of those  tested have made it past the rank of Lt. Col.

+++++

A man attempting to walk around the world has died today

+++++

A Dog has exploded on a busy downtown street corner, no one was killed however, twenty three people were overcome by fur, police say that fifty to sixty fleas lost their lives in the blast

+++++

It was a sad day at the Thanksgiving parade as a open manhole claimed the lives of all the marchers one by one into the subway system.

+++++

A man going around the world in a balloon died today when he stepped out of the balloon to admire it from afar

+++++

the Food and Drug administration announced today that no matter how it is spelled, impropery cooked patatoes can kill a guy, as noted in Exibit C

+++++

Here is a news story of mans bbest friend; A Mr Walter Gimble of Southhampton woke up in his hotelroom to barking, the room was full of smoke and Gimble could not see anything,  the dog led him out of his room, down the hall to a open elevator shaft where he fell twelve floors to his death, it turns out it was not his dog

+++++

A man shot six people on the downtown bus today then asked for a transfer, he then shot six people on the crosstown buss, at this time because of the current goings on the police have discontinued the transer at this time.

+++++

A couple celebrating their 90th wedding aniversary died of shock today at the start of a surprize party.

+++++

PETA has annouced a case of animal cruelty because a man keeps his goldfish in a moving blender, the man says this is true but he never has it above mix, PETA however says he has had it to Sui and Puree several times

+++++

And to wind up the news....

A man in Texas has been arrested for killing his wife, his son, both daughters, his parents, all of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three nighbors and a lady who worked at the filling station, when asked about why he said that he was cleaning his gun and it went off
Kion
player, 1434 posts
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 02:38
  • msg #268

Re: Plug Away

Here's my favs:


It was a sad day at the Thanksgiving parade as a open manhole claimed the lives of all the marchers one by one into the subway system.

+++++

A man going around the world in a balloon died today when he stepped out of the balloon to admire it from afar

+++++

Here is a news story of mans bbest friend; A Mr Walter Gimble of Southhampton woke up in his hotelroom to barking, the room was full of smoke and Gimble could not see anything,  the dog led him out of his room, down the hall to a open elevator shaft where he fell twelve floors to his death, it turns out it was not his dog


+++++

A couple celebrating their 90th wedding aniversary died of shock today at the start of a surprize party.


+++++

And to wind up the news....

A man in Texas has been arrested for killing his wife, his son, both daughters, his parents, all of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three nighbors and a lady who worked at the filling station, when asked about why he said that he was cleaning his gun and it went off
Dragon
GM, 12540 posts
Newest Wielder of
Ultimate Cosmic Power!!!
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 03:42
  • msg #269

Re: Plug Away

Well, at least by the end of all that the guy's gun must have been REALLY clean. :D
Yoss
GM, 25237 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 19:47
  • msg #270

Re: Plug Away

Here's an excerpt from a D&D game I play in.

It all started so well...

The cast:
Valla - one of the twin sisters (played by Yoss), Monk
Nira - the other twin, Cleric
Zook - Ranger/Rogue
Darion - ex-PC, now NPC Transmuter
Ignis - Wizard/Loremaster replacement for Darion
Whittaker - NPC Loremaster

The Blue Boar, Part 1:
Whittaker announced that he would like to take everyone out for
dinner; both as a way of thanking everyone for their cooperation in
relating their story to him, and also as sort of a going-away party
for Darion. He planned to take the group to The Blue Boar Tavern.
Despite its name, the establishment is one of the finest restaurants
in the city. Whittaker would, of course, treat them all.

So the next day, Nira, Valla, Zook, Darion and Ignis spent most of the
day shopping for some fine clothes to wear to this elegant dinner.
Whittaker educated them on the fashion of nobility in the city, and
helped them all pick out finery appropriate for the occasion. Nira and
Valla both chose beautiful gowns. Nira decided to wear a mithral shirt
hidden under the gown, and also her gloves of storing just in case.
She had taken some time during the past month to create some expensive
and beautiful jewelery. So she wore her platinum necklace studded with
diamonds, worth 10,000gp, and her 500gp platinum bangles.
Zook and Darion dressed in the height of fashion for noble gentlemen,
while Ignis used alter self to assume a similar appearance. Even old
Whittaker had combed his hair and swapped out his ordinary mouse-brown
scholars robes for a fine silk garment.

Thus attired, the group set out proudly for the high-class area of
town. They left the house just as the street lamps were being lit for
the evening, and strolled through the warm summer night towards "Snob
Hill", where the restaurant was located.
As they got into the high-class part of the city, the houses started
to look very fancy, and the street was littered with fine carriages,
and noble ladies and gentlemen strolling about. The Blue Boar Tavern
was located at the very top of Snob Hill, and the group had never seen
a finer building. Although an eating establishment, The Blue Boar had
the look of a nobles mansion. A stuffy doorman greeted them at the
entrance, and after Whittaker gave his name and reservation, they were
shown inside. The common chamber was as grand and lavishly decorated
as the waiting room at a king's ball. The interior was paneled in
rare, imported woods, hung with purple curtains and carpeted with
soft, maroon rug. The walls were decorated with expensive oil
paintings by famous artists, framed in gold leaf and lacquer.
Beautiful marble statues and delicate vases added a further touch of
beauty, while a small group of musicians played soft, soothing
melodies on stringed instruments. The dim, candlelit dinner chamber
practically exuded a sense of class.

As the group was led across dinner chamber, they saw the other tables
seated members of the noble class, whose extravagant clothing made
them feel self-conscious about their own dress which they had earlier
though so much of.
The doorman led them down one of a series of narrow, wood-paneled
hallways full of doors lined on either side. They were shown inside
one of the doors, and found that Whittaker had reserved a private
dining chamber for them. The were led around a grand table and seated
in high-backed chairs cushioned in red velvet. A sharply-dressed
serving staff of four waiters were already standing at the four
corners of the room, waiting. The maitre'de came in and spoke
eloquently to them about the night's menu. There were three 12-course
meal sets for them to choose from that night - boar, duck and salmon.
Nira, Valla, Zook and Ignis choose the boar, while Darion and
Whittaker had the salmon. Whittaker went all out and ordered a bottle
of the most expensive wine in the house, a very old elven vintage.

The shrimp appetizers were brought in (served on exotic imported ice)
and the wine served and poured. (The cork was presented to Whittaker
first so he could approve of the aroma.) This done, the serving staff
of two waiters and two waitresses stood attentively yet discreetly in
the corners of the room, waiting in case the party needed anything.
Whittaker stood up and proposed a toast. "To Darion! We wish you
success in your research, luck in your adventures, and good health
during your travels."
"To Darion!" the whole group echoed, and raised their glasses high. As
they toasted to Darion, they all touched their glasses together, and
the crystal goblets made a soft, high-pitched "ting" sound. But then,
something strange happened.

Kion
player, 1454 posts
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 20:29
  • msg #271

Re: Plug Away

You're leaving me hanging...Yoss!
Yoss
GM, 25240 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 22:43
  • msg #272

Re: Plug Away

I'm tempted to post Part 2 now, but I think I'll let it linger until tomorrow.  :P
Raz
player, 8853 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 23:17
  • msg #273

Re: Plug Away

This is for leaving us hanging Yoss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U

Update:  Okay, never mind, this song is a lot harsher then I remember.
This message was last edited by the player at 23:18, Mon 04 Aug 2008.
Kion
player, 1464 posts
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 03:26
  • msg #274

Re: Plug Away

Raz:
Update:  Okay, never mind, this song is a lot harsher then I remember.


Yes, but really, really funny!!  And, somehow a little deserved for leaving us HANGIN!!!
Raz
player, 8862 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 09:33
  • msg #275

Re: Plug Away

Hmm, never saw this before.  I was looking for another Dr. Seuss song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

My parents gave us this book for graduation to use for signatures rather then our year books that way we can use one book for all our signatures from elementary to university.  The art style gives lots of room to write notes on odd colored bridges and the like.
Kion
player, 1518 posts
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 13:21
  • msg #276

Re: Plug Away

Raz, you find the coolest things on YouTube it's amazing!
Yoss
GM, 25245 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 16:30
  • msg #277

Re: Plug Away

Part 2, coming up.
Yoss
GM, 25247 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 16:43
  • msg #278

Re: Plug Away

The cast:
Valla (played by Yoss): Monk, twin sister of Nira, adolescent
Nira: Cleric, twin sister of Valla, adolescent
Zook: Rogue/Ranger
Darion: Wizard/Shapechanger (was a PC, now NPC)
Ignis: Wizard/Loremaster (Darion's replacement)
Whittaker: NPC Loremaster, Darion and Ignis' mentor
Faustus the Black: NPC Necromancer, recently slain by the party
The Essex: Cult of evil of which Faustus was a part

The Blue Boar, Part 2:
The ringing sound of the crystal began to echo throughout the chamber,
growing louder and louder. The sound became so strong that it made
one's head hurt. The loud ringing reached a horrible crescendo as
nearly everyone in the room started to black out from the painful
noise. Only Valla was able to shake off the effect, so only Valla
could look around the room at the faces of
everyone else with their eyes rolled back in their heads, bodies
slightly convulsing; their wine glasses lay spilled and broken on the
table. Even the waiting staff stood slumped against the wall.

"Nira! Nira wake up!" Valla ran to her sister's side and tried to
shake her awake, though it had no effect. She went to the door and
looked out down the hallway. But the other customers in the common
room seemed to be unaware of the commotion, and went on eating and
talking. She spotted a waiter going the other direction and
frantically called him over. When he saw the state of the people in
their room, he became frightened and immediately ran to the kitchen to
fetch the head waiter.

Meanwhile, Valla looked back at the table behind her and saw that one
of the waiting staff, a pretty half-elven woman, had awakened from her
trance and had stumbled groggily up against the back of Nira's chair.
Valla went to her sister's side, but as she did, something unthinkable
happened. The female waitresses' head abruptly changed before her very
eyes. Instead of a half-elven face the head became something like the
head of a slimy green octopus. The woman's clothing burst open about
the neck and four oily, gray-green tentacles sprang forth and wrapped
themselves about Nira's face. Valla did not recognize the beast as a
mind-flayer, and could only scream in terror as the monster smothered
Nira with the ends of its tentacles forcing their way for purchase
into her sister's nose, eye and mouth cavities. The creature's
dripping tentacles then constricted and started to pull apart the back
of Nira's head. As her skull split open, a lamprey-like appendage shot
out of the creature's mouth and began to feast on the gray matter
inside her head. Valla watched in horror as the monster slurped up all
of Nira's brains, and even sucked the eyeballs out the back of her
skull. With the feeding complete, the monster released is hold on Nira
and stepped over behind Ignis to do him next. Nira's body slumped over
sideways in her chair.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Valla screamed and flew at the creature, pummeling it
with her fists in a blind fury. The creature died instantly from the
rage-induced power of Valla's attack. Her final kick sent the
monster's body flying across the room where it slammed against the
mahogany paneled wall and dropped to the floor. Even though it was
dead, Valla's rage blinded her to all else but her foe, and she leaped
after the illithid and beat its corpse to a bloody pulp. Her vision
blurred by red mist, Valla continued to obliterate this creature which
had killed her sister until the head waiter returned with the doorman,
the bouncer, and several chefs and had to pull her off the creature.

About this time, the others in the room came out of their trance and
looked in shock at the dreadful scene around them. Although they had
been vaguely conscious of what was going on around them, they were
helpless during their coma. But now the full impact of the grisly
scene hit them. Whittaker saw poor Nira with the back of her skull
ripped apart and began to shake his head and moan miserably in his old
man voice, "Oh no... no no no... How could a thing like this happen?"
Ignis reminded Valla that they should get out of here in case more of
these things arrived, and seek the help of Father Asher. The bouncer
insisted that they wait until the town guard arrive, but Valla was
charged with the urge to help her dead sister. She told Ignis, "Do it,
now! Get all of us out of here right away!"
Ignis grabbed his companions and the two corpses and instantly
teleported out of the restaurant.

Some 400 miles away in the town of Waymeet, the group reappeared in
the church of Cassius where they had met Father Asher earlier that
week. Since it was nighttime on a weekend, the church was closed up
for the night and none of the order were to be found. But Valla
immediately took up her sister's body and ran through the church
shouting at the top of her lungs for someone to summon Father Asher. A
pair of young acolytes soon responded to the ruckus and led Valla to
the Father's quarters.
Father Asher was already in his nightcap and gown, and the sight of a
tearful and bloodstained Valla standing in his doorway holding the
disfigured corpse of Nira was shocking even to an experienced cleric
like him. The good Father had the acolytes take Nira's body to lay it
upon the altar, while Valla tearfully and breathlessly related the
story to him. Father Asher had Valla sit down and tried to calm her
while he started to wipe the blood off her with a damp rag, all the
while wondering what should be done.

In the meantime, Ignis and the others began to search the body of the
illithid which they had brought along with them. Among the creature's
gear, Ignis located four iron spikes that bore the emblem of the cult
of Essex imprinted on their head. It didn't take long for the party to
figure out that the illithid was an assassin sent by the cult to kill
them.
The threat of the Essex cult, it seemed, did not end with Faustus.

...TO BE CONTINUED.

Kion
player, 1523 posts
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 17:45
  • msg #279

Re: Plug Away

OK, that's pretty darn graphic!!  WOW, my heart is still pounding.  I can't imagine what it was like to roleplay that!
Heath
player, 10012 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 19:18
  • msg #280

Re: Plug Away

quote:
The creature's dripping tentacles then constricted and started to pull apart the back of Nira's head. As her skull split open, a lamprey-like appendage shot out of the creature's mouth and began to feast on the gray matter inside her head.

I hate it when that happens.
Yoss
GM, 25250 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 22:27
  • msg #281

Re: Plug Away

Kion:
OK, that's pretty darn graphic!!  WOW, my heart is still pounding.  I can't imagine what it was like to roleplay that!

Yeah, this was IRL gaming, and the DM was making elaborate use of facial expression, hand gestures, and sounds to supplement the scene.  *shudder*  If I were the sort of person who gets grossed out, I would have been out of the room feeling sick.  Not to mention that we've been running these twins almost every week since last year (probably 300+ hours total) with neither one ever dying (every other original character has died or left the game), so the emotions were also fairly vivid.  Another key piece of background is that Nira is the outgoing twin who gets into lots of trouble, while Valla is generally quiet and has fashioned herself as her sister's guardian.  (She once jumped down into a pit trap full of dire maggots and zombies in order to save Nira, who was paralyzed by the pit trap's activation mechanism.)  All this added a very personal note to the macabre scene that played out.

It was some of the best roleplay I've had in a while, albeit gruesome and heartwrenching.
This message was last edited by the GM at 22:28, Tue 05 Aug 2008.
Heath
player, 10016 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 23:05
  • msg #282

Re: Plug Away

"Dire maggots"???

Where do you get the time to do 300+ hours a year IRL roleplaying in addition to wasting so much time here?
Raz
player, 8866 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 00:40
  • msg #283

Re: Plug Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBfmb6Dsh8

$200 dollars, Canadian, I think.
Yoss
GM, 25254 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 01:12
  • msg #284

Re: Plug Away

Heath:
"Dire maggots"???

Where do you get the time to do 300+ hours a year IRL roleplaying in addition to wasting so much time here?

Maybe my math's off.  We game every weekend for one eight hour session.  If we say 40 weeks, that's 320 hours, right?

Plus, you may have noticed that I haven't set any records here on ASWOT in a while...
This message was last edited by the GM at 01:13, Wed 06 Aug 2008.
Kagura
player, 5850 posts
Mostly Human
Mostly Harmless...
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 03:40
  • msg #285

Re: Plug Away

...but... DIRE MAGGOTS?!?

Who the hell comes up with these things? I mean seriously! I've faced everything from rampaging owlbears to dire wolves to ghouls to demons to gargoyles, but NEVER have I had a GM pull out DIRE MAGGOTS...
Kion
player, 1543 posts
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 04:31
  • msg #286

Re: Plug Away

OK, I'm new to RL altogether.  And, I have never done any IRL gaming.  Can you explain that a little more to me.  You get together and RP as you would with the GM sort of leading or filling in?

And, I can't even begin to imagine what sort of experience that had to have been!!!  WOW!
Raz
player, 8874 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 11:23
  • msg #287

Re: Plug Away

Zeldi
player, 3097 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 11:27
  • msg #288

Re: Plug Away

Kagura:
...but... DIRE MAGGOTS?!?

Who the hell comes up with these things? I mean seriously! I've faced everything from rampaging owlbears to dire wolves to ghouls to demons to gargoyles, but NEVER have I had a GM pull out DIRE MAGGOTS...

Dire Fleas come to my mind.... never play a Russian Blue Cat in a D&D4E game, the Gm might get funny and have you attacked by Dire Fleas....
Raz
player, 8878 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 11:29
  • msg #289

Re: Plug Away

Zeldi
player, 3098 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 11:41
  • msg #290

Re: Plug Away

If the folllowing conversation has happened between you and your siblings after a good night on the town then you may have had way too much Coca-Cola....

The characters in the following scene will be known as Raj, and Tgod (my brother and I)

Raj: Hey Ma we're home!
Tgod: Hey where's the couch?! It's gone!
Raj: True
Tgod: Where'd it go?
Raj: Dunno could be anywhere
Tgod: Maybe it'll come back
Raj: Maybe but no too big, nothing over six feet comes back on its own
Tgod: Frak you i'm tired of your fark!
(heartbeat)
Tgod: Why  don;t you take your logic and go to bed?
Raj: I can't
Tgod: why not?
Raj: I sleep on that couch!
Raz
player, 8888 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 11:43
  • msg #291

Re: Plug Away

Raz
player, 8891 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 11:50
Zeldi
player, 3099 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 12:01
  • msg #293

Re: Plug Away

THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS TO BE A STANDUP SCENE BY YOURS TRULY

You know sometrhing that makes me a little crazy, or rather a little mad in the head wanting to kill something, sports, simply put let me tell you something, my thoughts on sports are as follows

    FOOTBALL (American version of the sport)
      Why have only have half the guys play? If you ask me if the rules are changed I would have all fourty five guys on the field at once, no use standing around doing nothing, screw that grab a helmet and go kill somebody!

    BASEBALL
      Now Baseball is different then Football in many ways but let me tell you I think there should a rule that can end a game in a half hour, the picher hits the batter and the batters out! You get two accurate pichers on the diamond and the game'll be over in 15 minutes flat!

    HOCKEY (North America sport)
      Let me tell you off the bat, Hockey is not a sport, Hockey is three things going on at the same time, 1) playing with a puck, 2) ice skating, and 3) beating the frak out of somebody, any one with brains in their head would do this in one at a time order, Ice skate, then play with the puck, then go to a bar and beat the fark outta somebody! not only would you have a lot of fun doing this, but your evening will be a heck of a lot longer

    And last but not least
    SWIMMING
      Swimming is not a sport, that simple, swiming is a way to keep from drowning, that simple, swiming keeps you friom drowing and since drowing is a way of dying swimming is actually common sense, not a sport!

I'm done and going to bed
Kion
player, 1548 posts
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 14:38
  • msg #294

Re: Plug Away

Zeldi:
THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS TO BE A STANDUP SCENE BY YOURS TRULY

You know sometrhing that makes me a little crazy, or rather a little mad in the head wanting to kill something, sports, simply put let me tell you something, my thoughts on sports are as follows

    FOOTBALL (American version of the sport)
      Why have only have half the guys play? If you ask me if the rules are changed I would have all fourty five guys on the field at once, no use standing around doing nothing, screw that grab a helmet and go kill somebody!

    BASEBALL
      Now Baseball is different then Football in many ways but let me tell you I think there should a rule that can end a game in a half hour, the picher hits the batter and the batters out! You get two accurate pichers on the diamond and the game'll be over in 15 minutes flat!

    HOCKEY (North America sport)
      Let me tell you off the bat, Hockey is not a sport, Hockey is three things going on at the same time, 1) playing with a puck, 2) ice skating, and 3) beating the frak out of somebody, any one with brains in their head would do this in one at a time order, Ice skate, then play with the puck, then go to a bar and beat the fark outta somebody! not only would you have a lot of fun doing this, but your evening will be a heck of a lot longer

    And last but not least
    SWIMMING
      Swimming is not a sport, that simple, swiming is a way to keep from drowning, that simple, swiming keeps you friom drowing and since drowing is a way of dying swimming is actually common sense, not a sport!

I'm done and going to bed


LMBO...I love the part about swimming the best.  Makes perfect sense to me!
Kion
player, 1549 posts
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 14:39
  • msg #295

Re: Plug Away

And, Raz, once again you entertain me with
> a keyboard that lights up
> The Java Jive (too cool)
> and a Jimi Treasure!

My hat is off to you , my friend!  ;-)
Kion
player, 1572 posts
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 15:30
  • msg #296

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398484,00.html

Wow, pretty interesting.  Volcanic activity????  WAY underground?  Hmmm...
Yoss
GM, 25257 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 16:29
  • msg #297

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kagura:
...but... DIRE MAGGOTS?!?

Who the hell comes up with these things? I mean seriously! I've faced everything from rampaging owlbears to dire wolves to ghouls to demons to gargoyles, but NEVER have I had a GM pull out DIRE MAGGOTS...

My DM loves the Book of Vile Darkness and Libris Mortis.  I'm guessing he found the Dire Maggots in there.  He's thrown all sorts of weird crap at us.  He even had us fight the Kool-Aid Man just for some comic relief!

Kion:
OK, I'm new to RL altogether.  And, I have never done any IRL gaming.  Can you explain that a little more to me.  You get together and RP as you would with the GM sort of leading or filling in?

Well, it's somewhat similar to online RP, where the DM sets up a scene then narrates what happens as the players give input on their characters' actions.  The DM speaks and acts for everyone and everything that is not a player character (PC).

Not sure if that answers your quesiton.  You could also try the wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_&_Dragons
Kion
player, 1574 posts
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 16:30
  • msg #298

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Thanks, Yoss!
Yoss
GM, 25280 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 19:56
  • msg #299

Re: Time Waster Theatre

No problem.
Heath
player, 10029 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 20:02
  • msg #300

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Presto:  Here's a link to my game you wanted to take a look at:
link to another game
Yoss
GM, 25290 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 20:04
  • msg #301

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I remember I was going to try to play a Wild Mage.  Has anyone actually gained a level in your game?
Heath
player, 10032 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 20:09
  • msg #302

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Oh yeah.  I think they're all pretty much 3rd and 4th levels now.  We're on the 6th adventure, after all.

Keeping the adventures short is nice for RPoL.  The last adventure was under 200 total posts, I think, and it included 3 battles, a trap, a red herring, and some treasure and magic items.

The one before that had a very complex riddle/trap, a strange but talkative gnome, a dam sabotaged by derro, and a battle with derro, and then a second riddle to figure out where to put a key in, and some treasure and political intrigue.

I try to fit a whole lot of adventure into a small amount of space, given posting delays.

Some people are afraid because they don't fully know the rules.  Thing is, I know 2nd edition so well (could recite it in my sleep) that it makes it so they don't have to worry about the rules much...just their character's development and knowing some minor stats to remind me of.
Yoss
GM, 25297 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 20:10
  • msg #303

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Hmm.  You're tempting me to come back and try it.  Bad Heath!
Heath
player, 10041 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 23:36
  • msg #304

Re: Time Waster Theatre

They just opened a portal to a sandy beach with the help of a ghost.  Nice, warm, sandy beach...

*Your character can relax, soak in some rays, surf a little*

...with natives, dragons flying overhead, sea hags, a vicious giant octopus, and magic items and the hope of a treasure...and no way off the island that they can tell.

(But they don't know that yet.  Don't let Bart read this.)
Heath
player, 10042 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 6 Aug 2008
at 23:38
  • msg #305

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Tempting yet?

Their next adventure is to observe a dragon and bring back details to a dragonologist.   They have three days to get back there or they lose out on the opportunity to earn money and see a dragon up close!

*The pressure's on.*
Raz
player, 8896 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 7 Aug 2008
at 08:33
  • msg #306

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

Played it earlier tonight, on a way easier difficulty.
Kion
player, 1621 posts
Thu 7 Aug 2008
at 13:15
  • msg #307

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Heath:
...with natives, dragons flying overhead, sea hags, a vicious giant octopus, and magic items and the hope of a treasure...and no way off the island that they can tell.


And, here I thought PIA was on a CRUISE!

(BTW...the game sounds tempting to me!!!)
Zeldi
player, 3105 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Fri 8 Aug 2008
at 06:47
  • msg #308

Re: Time Waster Theatre

What is the meaning of life? I'll tell ya what the meaning of life is! the Meaning of Life is to find a place for your stuff! That's it! That is the meaning of life! Find a place for your stuff! That's what your is, your house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. Sometimes you gotta move, why? Too much stuff! Then you gotta put some storage, think of it, a place that keeps watch over your stuff, neat thought huh?

But think about this a second, you got on vacation, you gotta bring some of your stuff with you, ya can't bring it all, all you bring is stuff you really like, stuff that fits you that month. So you get to your location for your vacation. And you start to unpack and you relize, there is more space then you got stuff!

So what do you do? Go out and buy more stuff! So you finally start to relax then your friend from Mauii calls ya up when you are Kalui for your vacation and says "hey I got a place come on over here." Now what do you bring? a smaller ammount of stuff with you, just the most vital stuff for the over night trip.

Thius is where you start to think, "oh dear me" You got stuff all over the world! Ya got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Kalui, and stuf in Mauii! Supplylines are getting longer and harder to maintain....

But that's the meaning of life, finding a place for your stuff, but did you notice that other peoples stuff is sh!t and your sh!t is tuff?

I'm done for a bit....

.... maybe
Kion
player, 1673 posts
Fri 8 Aug 2008
at 13:15
  • msg #309

Re: Time Waster Theatre

George Carlin!!!

My FAVORITE routine that he does!!!!  GOOD JOB, Zel!
Zeldi
player, 3117 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Fri 8 Aug 2008
at 23:04
  • msg #310

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I'd like to do a little thing here on Baseball and Football OK? Good, lets get this party started then.
    Baseball is a 19th centry pastime
      Football is a technological struggle, 20th centry
    Baseball is played in a park, the Baseball Park
      Football is played on a gridiron in a stadium, War Memorial Stadium
    Baseball has ups, who's up? I'm up, you up?
      Football is based on downs, what down is it?
    In Baseball the object is to go home
      In football the object of the quarterback, also known as the Field General is to use his arieal assault with short bullet passes and long bombs to get his men into enemy property by breaking holes in the nemy defensive line even if he needs to use the shotgun.
    Baseball has no time limit, what don't know when the game will end!
      Football has a strng time keep that the game must end even if they have to go to sudden death
    Baseball is played in the spring
      Football is played in the fall
    Baseball is played in fair weather only, if it rains we don't play!
      Football is played even in hurricanes

    Thank you all

Raz
player, 8906 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sat 9 Aug 2008
at 12:13
FourLegged
GM, 33409 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 03:40
  • msg #312

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi:
I'd like to do a little thing here on Baseball and Football OK? Good, lets get this party started then.
    Baseball is a 19th centry pastime
      Football is a technological struggle, 20th centry
    Baseball is played in a park, the Baseball Park
      Football is played on a gridiron in a stadium, War Memorial Stadium
    Baseball has ups, who's up? I'm up, you up?
      Football is based on downs, what down is it?
    In Baseball the object is to go home
      In football the object of the quarterback, also known as the Field General is to use his arieal assault with short bullet passes and long bombs to get his men into enemy property by breaking holes in the nemy defensive line even if he needs to use the shotgun.
    Baseball has no time limit, what don't know when the game will end!
      Football has a strng time keep that the game must end even if they have to go to sudden death
    Baseball is played in the spring
      Football is played in the fall
    Baseball is played in fair weather only, if it rains we don't play!
      Football is played even in hurricanes

    Thank you all


Thank you Mr. Carlin
Raz
player, 8907 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 06:22
  • msg #313

Re: Time Waster Theatre

FourLegged
GM, 33434 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 06:30
  • msg #314

Re: Time Waster Theatre

My ear needs a band-aid
Raz
player, 8908 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 08:01
  • msg #315

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion
player, 1749 posts
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 21:44
  • msg #316

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I LOVE Veggie Tales!!!
FourLegged
GM, 33462 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 22:50
  • msg #317

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I find it sadly ironic when they show Veggie-Tales is the massive head trauma wards.
Zeldi
player, 3140 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 23:37
  • msg #318

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I'm in favor of self inflcted injury, I'd once had an earring, about a dozen or so years ago and the climate has changed since I last had one, but when I got one nobody knew what it meant! Everyone (still) thinks something needs to have a mreaning to it, well some things don't got a meaning to them! You got an earring on the left ear might mean your gay or something wherein one on the right ear might mean you like rock waterbuffalo you never know!

Also you seen some of these guys abouts don't ya? YTou know the type they got whole colonies of earrings on one ear and they are walking around at a 30degree angle because of them you know!

Or what about those that have.... nose rings? Come on that is a bad idea folks, bad idea! You got three or four of those frakkers and a cold, you sneeze ioff one of those suckers, and I'd feel for yuor friend because you may have just pireced his eyebrow!

I'm done again
powerisall
player, 6629 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 23:39
  • msg #319

Re: Time Waster Theatre

wait, is somebody ranting about piercings?

since when do people rant in a theatre?

can I rant too?
FourLegged
GM, 33515 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 10 Aug 2008
at 23:41
  • msg #320

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I just love the thought that if pregnant women don't remove their belly button piercings in time, they can go shooting across the room.
Zeldi
player, 3145 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Mon 11 Aug 2008
at 03:43
  • msg #321

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Some more Carlin fun!!

Here are somne things I think about when the powers out and i'm waiting on a call from my parole officer....

Things I don't like, for one thing there are some sayings out there that are needless, namely the folllowing.

    The Greatest thing since sliced bread
      Is this it folks? This is all we can think of? The way I see it ya got a knife, ya got the loaf, slice the frakking thing!

    Down the tubes
      Ya hear that one alot don't ya, :"oh this country's going down the tubes".... what tubes? Do you see any tubes? Where are these tubes? and where do they go? And how come there is more then one tube? does every state have to have its own tube now? But a tube that big, dsomebody's must have seen it by now, "hey Joey, lookit the frakking tube" I am sorry to say that we are tubeless.

    Takes the cake
      Where? Where do you take a cake? To the movies? You know where I would take a cake, down to the bakery to see the other cake, but why not carry a pie, pie is easier to carry then cake, "easy as pie" but then cake is easy to carry to "piece of cake"

    Hyphentated names
      You get this one a lot, some guy or woman will tell you their name but add another name to it, "hi I'm Julie Grey-summors" "nice to meet you I'm Deadman Yet-Alive."

    In your own words
      you get this one in the corurtroom a lot, or in school, they say "tell us, in your own words..." Own words? do you have your own words? crap man i've been using the words everyone else has been using, next time someone ytells you to use your own words say, "Nick floort, nuki quando floon!"

    Walking Papers
      Some guy gets fired, and people say, "you knowe him, well they gave him his walking papers today". what walking papers, did you get walking papers? in my lifetime I got fired alot, you can tell, and i wouldn't even get a pink slip either some guy would come over to my desk and say "get the frak outta here!"

    Walking the streets
      Some guy gets out of jail, and people say "he's out walkingthre streets." How do they know? What's he's home breaking something? What if he steals a car? they'd go "he stole a car, at least he ain't walking the streets"

    Voting
      People that vote also complain, namely about the guy they voted for, I look at it this way, everytime a guy the voters put in the white house screws up the people that put him there complain of how bad he is doing, and they are also saying that those that don't vote can't complain, well let me tell you this, I don't vote, never did never will. So let me say this piece here, if you vote and put a guy in office, you put him there, so it is yourslef that you can complain to, not other people, I have the right to complain beccause I didn't vote, but those that voted for the prick sure can't complain they have to go about their daily lives!

Zeldi
player, 3150 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Mon 11 Aug 2008
at 04:18
  • msg #322

Re: Time Waster Theatre

And now as a first for the show, we present a deeply moving preview of a new TV Drama (yeah right sure!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBJaCR69_O4
powerisall
player, 6845 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 11 Aug 2008
at 19:46
  • msg #323

Re: Time Waster Theatre

this is the best part of the entire cruise I went on.  (these are all from the boat I was on)

this one's quality is low, but it is a good sampling: of skill levels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc5i1mStuH0

this one has the fat guy doing pretty well.  but notice how strong the water has to be to move him up the slope: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

its a slideshow, but the quality is better, and you can see the setup of the thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

search it on google for other stuff.  I loved it.
Zeldi
player, 3170 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 12 Aug 2008
at 06:11
  • msg #324

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Note the nasme of this dude, is this what Presto is currently doing when not on ASWoT and not doing FF?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrOYYE1BwLY
FourLegged
GM, 33731 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 12 Aug 2008
at 06:15
  • msg #325

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I enjoyed seeing this at the Wall-E screening.
Zeldi
player, 3171 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 12 Aug 2008
at 06:16
  • msg #326

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I've never laughed so hard in my life, when I got home I searched for it and now have it on my youtube favorites list, it is that funny
FourLegged
GM, 33734 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 12 Aug 2008
at 06:20
  • msg #327

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It ranks right up there with the ChubbChubbs.
Kion
player, 2033 posts
Tue 12 Aug 2008
at 16:31
  • msg #328

Re: Time Waster Theatre

PIA, the surfing vids are too cool. AND, yes, I laughed my bum off watching the little bunny!!

Here's one -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgWk4ZzbbFQ
Zeldi
player, 3195 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 12 Aug 2008
at 21:39
  • msg #329

Re: Time Waster Theatre

The following musicvid is most likely how I see Lady Kion in action.... (guess who is Lady Kion in this flick!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpVWAdxSXPE

NOTE: Shui Ling = Lady Kion for good idea of a good lovely Lady!
EmeraldS
player, 53 posts
Tue 12 Aug 2008
at 21:42
  • msg #330

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Santos
player, 535 posts
Finally escaped from RL!!
(and it only took 4 yrs)
Sun 17 Aug 2008
at 03:05
  • msg #331

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kind of an old vid, but still pretty funny.  Just ran across it again...

"The internet is for Porn" by Avenue Q, as remade by some World of Warcraft players:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgOydeMDe0
Raz
player, 9007 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 03:03
  • msg #332

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion
player, 2317 posts
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 13:30
  • msg #333

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi:
The following musicvid is most likely how I see Lady Kion in action.... (guess who is Lady Kion in this flick!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpVWAdxSXPE

NOTE: Shui Ling = Lady Kion for good idea of a good lovely Lady!

Just saw my video, Raj.  Thank you!  Very, very cool!!  xoxoxox
Zeldi
player, 3298 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 13:38
  • msg #334

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion:
Zeldi:
The following musicvid is most likely how I see Lady Kion in action.... (guess who is Lady Kion in this flick!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpVWAdxSXPE

NOTE: Shui Ling = Lady Kion for good idea of a good lovely Lady!

Just saw my video, Raj.  Thank you!  Very, very cool!!  xoxoxox

=) glad you like
Kion
player, 2324 posts
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 13:42
  • msg #335

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Anything from you, you KNOW I'd love!!  ;-)
Zeldi
player, 3299 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 13:43
  • msg #336

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I think I can find one with me and you together in it..... let go see though OK dear?
Raz
player, 9011 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 13:45
Kion
player, 2335 posts
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 16:26
  • msg #338

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi:
I think I can find one with me and you together in it..... let go see though OK dear?

OH, Yes let's!!!  :-D

And, Raz, I LOVE the KILLERS!!!!!
Raz
player, 9016 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 16:35
  • msg #339

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion
player, 2339 posts
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 16:38
  • msg #340

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I love when Raz is posting in the TW Theatre.  It's my morning entertainment (I no longer need my IPod!)
Raz
player, 9018 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 16:40
  • msg #341

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...amp;playnext_from=PL

I NEED TO SLEEP...

(Stayed up the last 4 hours to keep my travians alive, only to have the last attack be fake...)
Zeldi
player, 3302 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Mon 18 Aug 2008
at 19:40
  • msg #342

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion:
Zeldi:
I think I can find one with me and you together in it..... let go see though OK dear?

OH, Yes let's!!!  :-D

OK!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fCFnD1BRcs :)
Raz
player, 9031 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 07:04
  • msg #343

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Must induce nerddom to stop loveydoveyness.

http://www.gametrailers.com/game/1026.html
Kion
player, 2463 posts
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 17:43
  • msg #344

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi:
Kion:
Zeldi:
I think I can find one with me and you together in it..... let go see though OK dear?

OH, Yes let's!!!  :-D

OK!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fCFnD1BRcs :)

GREAT vid!!  Thanks, Raj!!  xoxoxox
Kion
player, 2503 posts
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:10
  • msg #345

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi
player, 3313 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:12
  • msg #346

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion:
GREAT vid!!  Thanks, Raj!!  xoxoxox

And another.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8YWlt7WO6M

More action in it :)
Kion
player, 2510 posts
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:15
  • msg #347

Re: Time Waster Theatre

VERY cool....applause!!!
Kitty
player, 2591 posts
Fiyaaah!
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:22
  • msg #348

Re: Time Waster Theatre

So nice to know there are jackalopes around... :)
Zeldi
player, 3317 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:27
  • msg #349

Re: Time Waster Theatre

This one has a somewhat sad ending to it BUT, it is all Lady Kion for sure!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnaULdXQns

It is good to have a good fantasy going on to keep one aware of life pressing at the door innit?
Raz
player, 9040 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 18:43
  • msg #350

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Dragon
GM, 12908 posts
Newest Wielder of
Ultimate Cosmic Power!!!
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 22:28
  • msg #351

Re: Time Waster Theatre

From the studio that brought you
Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, Street Fight,
Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Pokemon: The Movie,
Wing Commander, Final Fantasy, Tomb Raider,
Resident Evil, Alone in the Dark, Doom,
Bloodrayne,
and Silent Hill...

Minesweeper: The Movie
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138
Zeldi
player, 3320 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 22:33
  • msg #352

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Now that.... is funny
Dragon
GM, 12910 posts
Newest Wielder of
Ultimate Cosmic Power!!!
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 22:35
  • msg #353

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I thought so.

"Why are you really here?"

"I'm here because I'm bored!"

"Don't you ever forget that."
Kion
player, 2531 posts
Tue 19 Aug 2008
at 23:00
  • msg #354

Re: Time Waster Theatre

That is a hysterical movie, Dragon.  But, I really hate that game!
Dragon
GM, 12916 posts
Newest Wielder of
Ultimate Cosmic Power!!!
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 00:05
  • msg #355

Re: Time Waster Theatre

"Oh come one, it's never the first one!"

BOOM!
EmeraldS
player, 585 posts
I'll steal your nuts!
Catch me if you can
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 02:12
  • msg #356

Re: Time Waster Theatre

The Reading Rainbow is still my favorite
Raz
player, 9045 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 02:17
  • msg #357

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion
player, 2546 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 02:30
  • msg #358

Re: Time Waster Theatre

LMBO...Tetris?  What WILL they think of next?
Dragon
GM, 12920 posts
Newest Wielder of
Ultimate Cosmic Power!!!
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 02:39
  • msg #359

Re: Time Waster Theatre

What the heck?? At 59 seconds into that, if you look carefully on the transparent wall behind the news announcer, it says "Antichrist Superstar" backwards...
Kion
player, 2550 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 02:51
  • msg #360

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I must have missed that.
Zeldi
player, 3323 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 11:29
  • msg #361

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Did Lady Kion miss my last vid?? oh wait there it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnaULdXQns :)
Raz
player, 9047 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 11:42
  • msg #362

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion
player, 2614 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 16:05
  • msg #363

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi:
Did Lady Kion miss my last vid?? oh wait there it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnaULdXQns :)

Nope, I DID see it!!  And, of course, I loved it!!  :-)
Kion
player, 2624 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 16:15
  • msg #364

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNxfPAF1frM

In honor of the concert that I will be attending this evening!!!  :-D
Heath
player, 10339 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 18:05
  • msg #365

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Go, Turtle!  The men turtles seem to like the roller skating turtle.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...d_turtle_on_wheels_6
Kion
player, 2694 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 18:50
  • msg #366

Re: Time Waster Theatre

So, the little boy turtles seem to think she's pretty hot with that skateboard!!  LOL
Heath
player, 10347 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 19:32
  • msg #367

Re: Time Waster Theatre

All she has to do is make her way to the driveway and she'll be the fastest turtle on earth.
Kion
player, 2719 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 19:38
  • msg #368

Re: Time Waster Theatre

But, oh, watch out for those hills!  turtle soup
Kion
player, 2725 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 19:49
  • msg #369

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi
player, 3328 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 20:01
  • msg #370

Re: Time Waster Theatre

This is a partly vent partly compaint mostly George Carlin like post I have ever made before.....

So this is mostly a vent but I'm trying to stay lighthearted, which is not an easy task when one is owrried to death for his nephews. simply put, they do not want to take the meds they used to be takening for ten years, they figure, "Ey, i'm of age, leave me the heck alone already ma!" but when they are cornered whatr do they do? They snap and they return fire for fire. Meaning that because of the choices they want to make on their own. They get in trouble.

Which is mostly a bad thing because parents these days are doing all sorts o things to get a kid in a mood the parents want the child in so they can do all sorts of truam inducing things to the little one you know? There is a whole list of things that the pasrents take them to on a daily basis; soccer, football, Little League, bowling shoe shopping, glass blowing, violin learning, school, homework, witchcraft...etc

Heck there are even "play dates" now, playing with other kids is now done by appointment! Whatever happened to "tag you're it!"?? If you ask me the way things should be, for these kids, mostl my nephews, If my brother and his wife love them as much as they do they should do this in the following order.
  1. Get the boys home from the funhouse
  2. forget about the meds for 24 hours
  3. Let them alone for that same ammount of time
  4. See if they come up with their OWN thoughts


I'm, pretty sure my nephews are really good kids, but they mask it by taking meds that they don't have a need for after ten years, other then their paretns trying to ket them addicted to them. Which to me is a bad idea, I remember several times when John, or Mike would sleep over at my place, and sometimes they'd forget their meds, things were perfectly fine! No problems no truobles just perfectly fine!

So the way I see it, bring the boys home and leave them alone! Haven't the schools done enough damage already just trying to make them think alike while wearing school uniforms??
Kion
player, 2727 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 20:06
  • msg #371

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I fully agree with you, Zeldi.  And, I have to say that I like that you are a concerned Uncle.  Afterall, we've all heard that it takes a 'village' to raise a child.

But, I also have another side to it. My daughter AND my nephew both are on medications. My nephew has Autism (which is much more easily diagnosed and smiled upon for taking meds).  However, my daughter, who is 14, has a mood disorder and ADD.  NOW, hear me when I say that there are SO many kids over medicated or medicated because they don't behave how their parents want them too.

The trick is finding a great psychiatrist and getting testing done.  My daughter underwent a series of tests before he would start her on medication.  She's had a brain wave study, a personality test, an MRI, a psychological test as well as an IQ test (which she scored above normal).  All that to say this...sometimes meds are needed (she's back to being the girl I once knew) and sometimes they are truly for the parents.  The trick is the right doc and the right testing to truly come up with the right diagnosis!
Zeldi
player, 3329 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 20:13
  • msg #372

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Personally I think that medis and doctors are overrated, I mean think about it, it is really just needless structure, but I trust Lady Kion, that you are a good Mom, and am proud to know that you take care of your family well! *hugs Lady Kion*

But still my thery is simliar to Geroge Carlin, bring them home and let them do what they want when they feel like it! Heck they've been looked over and tested, turns out they are both bipolar, that was ten years ago, ten years! So they, to me, have trhe right to say, "I'm off meds already!" Mike is 13 and John is 11, and both are awesome boys when in a really fun mood and totally worryless (whenever I'm at their house things are so carefree the only thing we actually worry about is what we are going to be eating for breakfast before we go to sleep!)

But hey this is a party thread is it not? Standup is to be done here, even if some people think I'm personally off my rocker, I thankyou.

I take my leave to go find a vid of myself and Lady Kion.... in fact I think I have our fist meeting....
Kion
player, 2740 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 20:14
  • msg #373

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*and Lady Kion waits patiently as her hero saunters off to find the clip of their first encounter*

Yipee!!
Zeldi
player, 3330 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 20:19
  • msg #374

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You sure know how to move! geebgeebgeeb!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXcJkN23oeI

:)
Kion
player, 2763 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 21:41
  • msg #375

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi:
You sure know how to move! geebgeebgeeb!!!


You have NO idea!!  ;-)
Zeldi
player, 3335 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 21:43
  • msg #376

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kion:
Zeldi:
You sure know how to move! geebgeebgeeb!!!


You have NO idea!!  ;-)

Geebgeebgeeb!!!

Though the whip might not be needed anymore m'Dear =)
Kion
player, 2766 posts
Wed 20 Aug 2008
at 21:47
  • msg #377

Re: Time Waster Theatre

But, I like the whole addition of the whip!!
powerisall
player, 7595 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sat 23 Aug 2008
at 21:37
  • msg #378

Re: Time Waster Theatre

you guys really creep me out sometimes, you know that?
Zeldi
player, 3400 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Sat 23 Aug 2008
at 21:37
  • msg #379

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall:
you guys really creep me out sometimes, you know that?

Thankyou and You're Welcome! =)
FourLegged
GM, 33895 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 23 Aug 2008
at 21:38
  • msg #380

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Whips could be fun in the right hands.
powerisall
player, 7598 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sat 23 Aug 2008
at 21:38
  • msg #381

Re: Time Waster Theatre

and that furry thing is weird too....
FourLegged
GM, 33898 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 23 Aug 2008
at 21:41
  • msg #382

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I wouldn't talk about Zeldi that way if I were you.
powerisall
player, 7604 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sat 23 Aug 2008
at 21:42
  • msg #383

Re: Time Waster Theatre

zeldi can't hurt me.

we've already been over that.
FourLegged
GM, 33900 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 23 Aug 2008
at 21:45
  • msg #384

Re: Time Waster Theatre

There are more ways to inflict misery than mere pain.  So, what's the pending production?
powerisall
player, 7610 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sat 23 Aug 2008
at 21:46
  • msg #385

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kitty
player, 3036 posts
Precious
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 05:00
  • msg #386

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Cool.  I wanna see it. :)

Check this out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RCsledgOU4
The Kool
player, 133 posts
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 06:08
  • msg #387

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I liked the other one better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfpMGLMZ7Y
Nika
player, 316 posts
FOmarl Lv.50
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 07:31
  • msg #388

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Has anyone ever played Mario Paint on the SNES before? I've seen some really good music played on Youtube, using a more advanced program for the PC called Mario Paint Composer. I'll start you guys off with something awesome. Beware, the sheer awesomeness may make your head explode. It sorta also makes me feel like I'm playing F-Zero for an odd reason. xDD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CCGoZxCShM
Germ Ant
GM, 25268 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 08:21
  • msg #389

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nika
player, 347 posts
FOmarl Lv.65
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 08:22
  • msg #390

Re: Time Waster Theatre

IS that Russian or something? I recognize the letters or something as Russian.. I think there was another language that used those letter sor something similar but I can't remember.
Germ Ant
GM, 25271 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 08:25
  • msg #391

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I'm not sure what the language is. It's certainly Russianish. There's a translation at animemusicvideos.org (where I first obtained the video) though. Here:

I've grown so used to live by you alone, by you alone
To meet new dawns, to hear you wake up - not with me
It got so easy to breathe out through an open window
And to repeat, to her just one thing...

Do you know, along night-time roads
I walked barefooted, not sparing my feet
His heart is now in your hands
Don't lose him - and don't break

To never carry, along night-time roads
Love's ashes in your hands, battering feet to blood
His way is now in your eyes
Don't lose him - and don't break

And in January, may the grey rain beat at his window
He would embrace - not me, but may he remember still
And may, by chance, he speak my name out loud
And may he stay silent, but still remember

And outside the window, the cursed rain burns out the lanterns
My gentle boy, please forgive me for these shivers
And through the tears, I quietly whispered her goodbye
Don't forget, don't forget...

Do you know, along night-time roads
I walked barefooted, not sparing my feet
His heart is now in your hands
Don't lose him - and don't break

To never carry, along night-time roads
Love's ashes in your hands, battering feet to blood
His way is now in your eyes
Don't lose him - and don't break...

(repeat last 2 verses)
Nika
player, 350 posts
FOmarl Lv.65
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 08:28
  • msg #392

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Haha. The first time I saw Russian letters was in MGS3, where you actually ARE in Russia.. During the Cold War. Damn Shagohod.
Kitty
player, 3156 posts
Precious
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 15:24
  • msg #393

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Catchy song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0mEaZbx2CI

EDIT: better version - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQHrspjw4aA
This message was last edited by the player at 15:26, Mon 25 Aug 2008.
powerisall
player, 7841 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:10
  • msg #394

Re: Time Waster Theatre

were they on drugs when they made that?
Kitty
player, 3208 posts
Precious
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:24
  • msg #395

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Most probably.
Nika
player, 414 posts
FOmarl Lv.65
Mon 25 Aug 2008
at 23:27
  • msg #396

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I don't know, I like it. The picture doesn't change though, and that makes me sad.
powerisall
player, 7870 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 00:17
  • msg #397

Re: Time Waster Theatre

better than those movies where the quality sux...
Nika
player, 449 posts
FOmarl Lv.65
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 01:15
  • msg #398

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Haha, yeah. Except that I don't mind the quality if I can easily make out what I'm seeing, or have no choice. I don't have very high standards so I can live with a lot of things.
Kitty
player, 3299 posts
Precious
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 05:43
  • msg #399

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It's a cool pic though. ^^
Germ Ant
GM, 25286 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 08:23
  • msg #400

Re: Time Waster Theatre

If you're looking for real high video quality, don't go to YouTube in the first place.
This message was last edited by the GM at 08:23, Tue 26 Aug 2008.
Kitty
player, 3316 posts
Precious
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 14:28
  • msg #401

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Yeah, seriously.  There are some good quality ones there, but they're few and far  between.
This message was last edited by the player at 14:29, Tue 26 Aug 2008.
Germ Ant
GM, 25287 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Tue 26 Aug 2008
at 17:52
  • msg #402

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Actually, I was just referring to the fact that YouTube (and most streaming sites) doesn't serve very high quality video no matter what the source. Even as cheap as bandwidth is these days, it would be too expensive.

Another AMV:

This time a character profile from Shuffle!. I know at least Dragon has seen this show (some spoilers):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73SIGqyXbuY
The Kool
player, 246 posts
Super-kool mage-man
Thu 28 Aug 2008
at 18:26
  • msg #403

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I've got a game here that I think you guys will like.  It's just your style!

link to "The Ultimate Showdown"

And while I'm at it, check out the song!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM
Kitty
player, 3633 posts
Precious
Sat 30 Aug 2008
at 01:02
  • msg #404

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 8052 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sat 30 Aug 2008
at 01:15
  • msg #405

Re: Time Waster Theatre

hooray for wiisaber!
Kitty
player, 3638 posts
Precious
Sat 30 Aug 2008
at 01:51
  • msg #406

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Yaaay! *hi-fives PIA*
powerisall
player, 8087 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Sat 30 Aug 2008
at 12:56
  • msg #407

Re: Time Waster Theatre

if u have a wii, and I have a wii...  does your wii have access to the internets?
Kitty
player, 3664 posts
Precious
Sun 31 Aug 2008
at 04:07
  • msg #408

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I don't actually have Wii, my sister does.  And she lives elsewhere.  I only get to use it sometimes on weekends.  Sometimes.
Santos
player, 776 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Sun 31 Aug 2008
at 13:07
  • msg #409

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ugh... my wife wants a Wii...  looks too much like excercise to me...
powerisall
player, 8331 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 1 Sep 2008
at 20:21
  • msg #410

Re: Time Waster Theatre

depends on the game you get.  if its wii fit, sure theres exercise.  but if its only like brawl or LoZ:TP, then its more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-FUGJDrZE
Kion
player, 3834 posts
Tue 16 Sep 2008
at 04:11
  • msg #411

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Santos:
ugh... my wife wants a Wii...  looks too much like excercise to me...

Wii's are super fun and I think that you should get her one!
Zeldi
player, 3576 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 16 Sep 2008
at 04:54
  • msg #412

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ahem....

To Lady Kion.

A song that I thought of upon my arrival in Bejing, China. With you not there,or a way to get online to say hello this song ishow I felt, broken up tio say in the least. I thought of this song each day of my trip, seeing you in my dreams like I now have been foir quite some time (you remember :)). Hiowever, I'm seeing you more, and not just in my dreams. I hope you find this a good read.

All My friendship (and rpol Love :))
Raj


We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If you be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If you be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name, my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may ever be

The Child will be born again
That siren carried him to me
First of them true loves
Singing on the shoulders of an angel
Without care for love n' loss

Bring me home or leave me be
My love in the dark heart of the night
I have lost the path before me
The one behind will lead me

Take me, Cure me, Kill me,
Bring me home,
Every way, Every day,
Just another loop in the hangman's noose

Take me, cure me, kill me, bring me home
Every way, every day
I keep on watching us sleep

Relive the old sin of Adam and Eve
Of you and me
Forgive the adoring beast

Redeem me into childhood
Show me myself without the shell
Like the advent of May
I'll be there when you say
Time to never hold our love

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
You were the one to cut me
So I'll bleed forever

PS: This WAS to be sent the day of my arrival at Bejing, but I was unable to find a computer until twodays later in Harbin, barely got online to rpol, however, I will be updating my LJ within the next 20hours, and I hope you mind not the long post :)
Kion
player, 3847 posts
Tue 16 Sep 2008
at 05:00
  • msg #413

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Wow, Raj, I love it!

And, I cannot wait till you get your LJ updated so that I can read all about your adventures in China!!!

x0x0x0x0x0x0x

Love, your Kion!  ;-)
powerisall
player, 9238 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Tue 16 Sep 2008
at 20:02
  • msg #414

Re: Time Waster Theatre

LJ?
Raz
player, 9117 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 16 Sep 2008
at 21:11
  • msg #415

Re: Time Waster Theatre

LiveJournal?  Or maybe some sort of mutant DJ?
Zeldi
player, 3582 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 16 Sep 2008
at 21:25
  • msg #416

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz is correct, LJ = LiveJournal
Kion
player, 3879 posts
Wed 17 Sep 2008
at 02:30
  • msg #417

Re: Time Waster Theatre

So, when exactly IS the LJ going to be ready?
Zeldi
player, 3584 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Wed 17 Sep 2008
at 02:31
  • msg #418

Re: Time Waster Theatre

About..... seven hours ago :)
Kion
player, 3882 posts
Wed 17 Sep 2008
at 02:33
  • msg #419

Re: Time Waster Theatre

LOL, I checked this morning, actually, but then haven't tried again.

I'm heading there now!  ;-)
Raz
player, 9131 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 19 Sep 2008
at 22:08
  • msg #420

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Zeldi
player, 3641 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Tue 23 Sep 2008
at 14:56
  • msg #421

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Another night, another dream.... crazy catboxes everywhere

My LJ has been updated. my mind is a wreck!

*goes back to bed*
powerisall
player, 9567 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Tue 23 Sep 2008
at 19:49
  • msg #422

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ok here's the video clip i promised over in PotW to you Doulos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ETVA2F4vA

i couldn't find just the clip from R&C2 i wanted, so start at about 8:19 to about 8:55 unless you wanna see gameplay of a great game.

i'll see if I can find a clip from R&C3 where you actually get to fight them.
Raz
player, 9146 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 24 Sep 2008
at 02:09
  • msg #423

Re: Time Waster Theatre

powerisall
player, 9709 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Wed 24 Sep 2008
at 22:10
  • msg #424

Re: Time Waster Theatre

no, its the same vid i found on youtube.  same author too.
Raz
player, 9152 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 25 Sep 2008
at 22:01
  • msg #425

Re: Time Waster Theatre

In relation to recent post in Best Post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related
powerisall
player, 9752 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Thu 25 Sep 2008
at 22:12
  • msg #426

Re: Time Waster Theatre

dam it raz!  my mother walked behind me just after i loaded that and accused me of doing 'bad things'.   took me 5 minutes to explain to her that it wasn't the pr0nz.

give us some warning neXXXt time!  (but don't stop posting it. hee hee ;})
Raz
player, 9154 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 25 Sep 2008
at 22:18
  • msg #427

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It's the cd cover from the album the song is from.  Not my fault for the pic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc54-04M0E0
powerisall
player, 9754 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Thu 25 Sep 2008
at 22:33
  • msg #428

Re: Time Waster Theatre

you could have found the music video or something
Raz
player, 9162 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 26 Sep 2008
at 19:58
  • msg #429

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kitty
player, 4235 posts
Precious
Mon 29 Sep 2008
at 20:25
  • msg #430

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Doulos
player, 14100 posts
I'm a gnome.
Mon 29 Sep 2008
at 20:29
  • msg #431

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Not quite safe for school I imagine but this had me laughing REALLY hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs - Power Thirst
Raz
player, 9177 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 30 Sep 2008
at 00:28
  • msg #432

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.animecrazy.net

ANIME FOR THE WIN!
Doulos
player, 14126 posts
I'm a gnome.
Tue 30 Sep 2008
at 00:29
  • msg #433

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Never seen the draw to Ah Neem myself.
Raz
player, 9201 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Tue 30 Sep 2008
at 03:24
  • msg #434

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kitty
player, 4239 posts
Precious
Tue 30 Sep 2008
at 03:48
  • msg #435

Re: Time Waster Theatre

o.O
Doulos
player, 14151 posts
I'm a gnome.
Tue 30 Sep 2008
at 06:55
  • msg #436

Re: Time Waster Theatre

What the heck?!
powerisall
player, 9944 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Tue 30 Sep 2008
at 20:13
  • msg #437

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Leave it to the japanese to take acid before designing games.
Kitty
player, 4264 posts
Precious
Tue 30 Sep 2008
at 21:36
  • msg #438

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kitty steps up to the microphone.

Oh - You've gotta get up, you've gotta get up, you gotta get up in the morning!

Oh how I hate to get up in the morning,
Oh how I wish I could stay in bed!
But the hardest thing of all,
Is to hear the bugle call:

You gotta get up, you gotta get up, you gotta get up in the morning!

Someday I'm going to murder the bugler,
Someday they're going to find him dead!
I'll confiscate his reveille,
And step upon it heavily,
And spend the rest of my life in bed.

This message was last edited by the player at 21:36, Tue 30 Sept 2008.
Doulos
player, 14267 posts
I'm a gnome.
Wed 1 Oct 2008
at 03:00
  • msg #439

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Doulos stands up and claps!
Raz
player, 9207 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Wed 1 Oct 2008
at 03:04
  • msg #440

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Raz goes to the restroom.*

HEY, THEY GOT SOME DUDE HOLDING TOWELS!


No, wait, he's made out of paper-mache.  Nevermind.
Doulos
player, 14277 posts
I'm a gnome.
Wed 1 Oct 2008
at 03:06
  • msg #441

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Doulos stops clapping and heads to the washroom to check out the kerfufle.
Kitty
player, 4280 posts
Precious
Thu 2 Oct 2008
at 05:00
  • msg #442

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Doulos
player, 14399 posts
I'm a gnome.
Thu 2 Oct 2008
at 15:52
  • msg #443

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Doulos sits back and watches some Nightwish.
Kitty
player, 4291 posts
Precious
Thu 2 Oct 2008
at 15:55
  • msg #444

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Raz
player, 9213 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Fri 3 Oct 2008
at 10:55
  • msg #445

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Just started reading this, but I thought this was appropriate for here.


Heath
player, 10919 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Thu 9 Oct 2008
at 16:57
  • msg #446

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Here's a couple of good sites that should get a chuckle:

http://blog.wired.com/27bstrok...john-mccain-cam.html

It might be interesting to have a thread where we have a celebrity person and the posts (similar to closed captioning) state what kind of D&D character/monster that person would be.

Luckily, McCain's camp retracted the quote:

http://valleywag.com/5039646/m...geons--dragons-crack
"This campaign is committed to increasing the strength, constitution, dexterity, intelligence, wisdom, and charisma scores of every American."
sailorarby
player, 1302 posts
Argh!
Where's the grog?
Thu 9 Oct 2008
at 18:16
  • msg #447

Re: Time Waster Theatre

That was funny.  At least we can get funny quotes out of the campaign if we cant at least get the truth.
Raz
player, 9224 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 9 Oct 2008
at 19:56
  • msg #448

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Notices the theatre has large boards on the walls with advertisements.*

When did that get installed?
Zeldi
player, 3773 posts
Captain of the TWARDIS
Why is the Rum Gone?
Thu 9 Oct 2008
at 20:01
  • msg #449

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I thought Offsite Gaming was for that stuff??
Raz
player, 9229 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 9 Oct 2008
at 20:16
  • msg #450

Re: Time Waster Theatre

JUST TO CONFUSE YOU ALL

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/41158.html

And yes, she has guns for high heels.
Santos
player, 1257 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Fri 10 Oct 2008
at 16:35
  • msg #451

Re: Time Waster Theatre

the link didn't work for me.
Santos
player, 1323 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Sat 11 Oct 2008
at 13:44
  • msg #452

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I had 5 minutes to kill...

http://www.adultswim.com/games...tml?game=fiveMinutes

so I killed myself... now I only have 48 seconds left to kill.

maybe i'll try again at the family reunion...

http://www.adultswim.com/games...ml?game=fiveMinutes2
This message was last edited by the player at 13:45, Sat 11 Oct 2008.
praguepride
player, 72 posts
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 20:15
  • msg #453

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Hmmm, I've found if you start watching Robot Chicken clips, it doesn't end. It just keeps going and going. Pure bliss!
Santos
player, 1352 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 21:30
  • msg #454

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Bok bok bok, babok bok bok.

Babok bok boka boka bok bok bok.

Babok bok bok, babok bok bok.

Babok bok boka boka bok bok bok.

BACAWK!!!
Kitty
player, 4384 posts
Precious
Tue 14 Oct 2008
at 20:41
  • msg #455

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Santos
player, 1410 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Tue 14 Oct 2008
at 21:18
  • msg #456

Re: Time Waster Theatre

big into deathnote are we?
Kitty
player, 4390 posts
Precious
Tue 14 Oct 2008
at 21:30
  • msg #457

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Well, I just watched the whole anime series this past week... ^^
Santos
player, 1415 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Tue 14 Oct 2008
at 21:32
  • msg #458

Re: Time Waster Theatre

lol i just did the same thing with Lost over the last month... seasons 1-4.  Now i can't wait for season 5 in early '09. :)
praguepride
player, 142 posts
Tue 14 Oct 2008
at 23:20
  • msg #459

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I could never get into Lost. It reminded me too much of a show that ripped off Survivor...
Kitty
player, 4404 posts
Precious
Thu 16 Oct 2008
at 05:17
  • msg #460

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Santos
player, 1428 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Thu 16 Oct 2008
at 07:25
  • msg #461

Re: Time Waster Theatre

praguepride:
I could never get into Lost. It reminded me too much of a show that ripped off Survivor...


Oh it's nothing like survivor.  Lost is actually Entertaining. :P

But I know how you feel Prague...  I thought the same thing when it 1st came out, I never watched it till the last few months.  My dad kept asking me if I watched it, and kept wanting to talk about it, so I gave it a chance.

(He rarely gets hooked on TV shows, I think the last one he was hooked on was Twin Peaks.)

Now i'm a full-on addict.
praguepride
player, 185 posts
Thu 16 Oct 2008
at 10:59
  • msg #462

Re: Time Waster Theatre



I know he's popular and all, but whenever I hear the singer from nickleback, I'm reminded of Daze & Confused by that guy who cruises the high schools after he's already graduating

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

To me, Nickleback sounds like a child molester and that seriously detracts from the enjoyment I derive from his songs :D
Raz
player, 9235 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 16 Oct 2008
at 14:56
  • msg #463

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Is it the name or the music that makes you think that?
praguepride
player, 193 posts
Thu 16 Oct 2008
at 15:22
  • msg #464

Re: Time Waster Theatre

The guy's voice and all his songs about having sex make me think of some 30-year-old picking up chicks at a highschool and having sex in the backseat with them.
powerisall
player, 10502 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Thu 16 Oct 2008
at 23:38
  • msg #465

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Back in black
I hit the sack
Ive been too long Im glad to be back [i bet you know im...]
Yes, Im let loose
From the noose
Thats kept me hanging about
Ive been looking at the sky
cause its gettin me high
Forget the hearse cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cats eyes
Abusin every one of them and running wild

cause Im back
Yes, Im back
Well, Im back
Yes, Im back
Well, Im back, back
well Im back in black
Yes, Im back in black

Back in the back
Of a cadillac
Number one with a bullet, Im a power pack
Yes, Im in a bang
With a gang
Theyve got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause Im back on the track
And Im beatin the flack
Nobodys gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
Im just makin my play
Dont try to push your luck, just get out of my way


Well, Im back, yes Im back
Well, Im back, yes Im back
Well, Im back, back
Well Im back in black
Yes Im back in black

Hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah oh yeah
Back in now
Well Im back, Im back
Back, Im back
Back, Im back
Back, Im back
Back, Im back
Back
Back in black
Yes Im back in black

Out of the sight
Heath
player, 11052 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 20 Oct 2008
at 16:33
  • msg #466

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I dare you to watch this and not laugh:  http://video.yahoo.com/network...710199&l=4418225
powerisall
player, 10816 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 20 Oct 2008
at 19:58
  • msg #467

Re: Time Waster Theatre

my question is: did he drop the rings in the water?
powerisall
player, 10827 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 20 Oct 2008
at 20:16
  • msg #468

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ok here's a vid.  it could be jase, but I don't think his voice is that high.  or he's that annoying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

about 30 secs after the big boom, theres just some technical stuff that you can not watch if you don't like.
Heath
player, 11079 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 22 Oct 2008
at 21:44
  • msg #469

Re: Time Waster Theatre

We're probably going to get this site up and running again if anyone's link to another game
powerisall
player, 11007 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Wed 22 Oct 2008
at 21:47
  • msg #470

Re: Time Waster Theatre

looks good.  i might consider it.

how heavy is the posting?  because if there is too much to read, I might not want to.
Heath
player, 11082 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 22 Oct 2008
at 22:03
  • msg #471

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It's practically nonexistent at the moment, and it's divided by game.  So if you have a game you want added, the GM adds a new thread.  Then those following that game can get highlights, review items about that game, etc.  If you're not interested in a game, you just avoid clicking on that thread.  Look over the "how it works" thread and a couple of the game threads and I think you'll see what it's like (when it's active).

Yoss used to be a GM over there, back when the number of games you could GM was more restrictive.
powerisall
player, 11015 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Wed 22 Oct 2008
at 22:10
  • msg #472

Re: Time Waster Theatre

more restrictive?  so....  he stopped when restrictions were removed?
Heath
player, 11085 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 22 Oct 2008
at 23:17
  • msg #473

Re: Time Waster Theatre

No, I think he didn't have time or something.  Jase would only let you GM a certain number of games, and I was at my limit.  So Yoss took over, but he didn't have time or wanted to use the GM slot elsewhere or something.  That was back when jase didn't like me, and he refused to grant me an extra game to start Lurking for Leisure.  As such, I am the only person in RPoL history to ever be denied an extra game to GM by jase.  I should get a medal, eh?

And I think you could get around the rule by having the primary GM add you as another GM, so that's what Yoss did, and we were both GM's.

Awhile after Yoss left, jase came out with the new version of RPoL, and now you can have more games...
Santos
player, 1554 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Fri 24 Oct 2008
at 13:37
  • msg #474

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Aren't you still only allowed to have 5 games or something?  (I only GM 1 as a suppliment to a tabletop game.)
Ikyu Gyet
player, 225 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Fri 24 Oct 2008
at 18:09
  • msg #475

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I believe that's only for those GMs just starting out. I think it's to make sure that not too many games are opened and then just left, leaving games taking up valuable space. Right now, I can host up to 6 games. I believe that's because my first game reached over 500 posts and is still going. I just started a second game, so we'll see what happens. Oh. If anyone wants to take a peek, this is my second game. It hasn't started yet so I'm still in the accepting players process. of course, I haven't officially advertised it yet. I'm offering it to players in games I'm already in before offering it to the general public.

The Labyrinth of the Abyss DnD3.5
Game Info: link to another game
     Game: link to another game
Heath
player, 11115 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Fri 24 Oct 2008
at 18:11
  • msg #476

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Santos:
Aren't you still only allowed to have 5 games or something?  (I only GM 1 as a suppliment to a tabletop game.)

I think that used to be the case but that he changed it with the new RPoL version that came out a year or so ago.
Grant
player, 659 posts
Sun 26 Oct 2008
at 02:53
  • msg #477

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It is, but as you make more and accrue more posts you are allowed more games. It's sorta like a trust system. The better behaved you are, the more games you can make.
Heath
player, 11130 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 19:39
  • msg #478

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Actually, you should say, "the more you don't do or say anything contrary to what the mods tell you -- as long as you are a 'yes man' -- they will graciously reward your blind and obeisant obedience."  That's closer to the truth, which is not to say that all RPoL rules are bad--most are really good.  But to not allow dissent at the threat of being punished is going too far, I think.

--

On a different note, I really liked this article.  It sums up everything I've been saying to people for months:  http://article.nationalreview....lMjc0OWQyODU3NDA4NGY
Heath
player, 11133 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 22:53
  • msg #479

Re: Time Waster Theatre

The things you can do with sticky notes:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fktjmGdWUs
powerisall
player, 11283 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 23:29
  • msg #480

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ZOMG!!  ITS THE DIET COKE AND MENTOS GUYS!!
praguepride
player, 491 posts
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 11:02
  • msg #481

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*toots the H.M.S. timewaster's horn. Toot toot!
Santos
player, 1707 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Thu 30 Oct 2008
at 22:26
  • msg #482

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Heath
player, 11195 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Thu 30 Oct 2008
at 23:15
  • msg #483

Re: Time Waster Theatre

At least a couple months old.  He's been posting for at least that long.  Beyond that, I don't know.
Ikyu Gyet
player, 689 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Thu 30 Oct 2008
at 23:19
  • msg #484

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Posting since birth... how interesting.
Pyrofx
player, 106 posts
Fri 31 Oct 2008
at 07:53
  • msg #485

Re: Time Waster Theatre

No interesting is:

I want a doctor
to take your picture
so I can look at you from inside as well

Santos
player, 1728 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Fri 31 Oct 2008
at 20:39
  • msg #486

Re: Time Waster Theatre

In reply to Pyrofx (msg #485):

Now see, that i would classify less as interesting, and more as Stalker-creepy-Ewww.
This message was last edited by the player at 20:39, Fri 31 Oct 2008.
Ikyu Gyet
player, 774 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Fri 31 Oct 2008
at 20:41
  • msg #487

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Yeah, most definitely Stalker-creepy.
Pyrofx
player, 187 posts
"Who's that?"
"Probably some weirdo..."
Mon 3 Nov 2008
at 17:45
  • msg #488

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Even when it's a really catchy song?
Grant
player, 1131 posts
We are all put on this
earth to waste time...
Mon 3 Nov 2008
at 22:28
  • msg #489

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Yes, even when its a catchy song. Anything can be made into a catchy song and can still be creepish.
Zeldi
GM, 4074 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Fri 7 Nov 2008
at 18:42
  • msg #490

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*Gets on stage*

The LOCATION skit

*clears throat*

IF you ask a man for his location he would tell you, 'it all depends on your own location' For if you want another mans location you must first take into account youtr own currnet location, anything you know of that is located near your current location, such as a well located landmark in a known location. Then you ask the man for his location, and when he tells you 'it all depends on your location' you can say, "well if you put it that way since it all depends on my current location compaired to yours, my location to e located on map one would have to find a known location. For my location has known located things, whereas does yours in your own current location?"

The moral of this story is that if you want to ask for a location you must remember that even if you do get  the location of theo ther man, odds are your location has been found out as well, but not by the man trying to locate you.
Ikyu Gyet
player, 1094 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Fri 7 Nov 2008
at 20:38
  • msg #491

Re: Time Waster Theatre

"I'm not lost, I'm right here, but where here is has been yet to be determined."

Hehe! A quote of mine I like to use often. Would put it in the "Hilarious Quotes thread but it seemed to fit here better. xD
powerisall
player, 12025 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Tue 11 Nov 2008
at 01:16
  • msg #492

Re: Time Waster Theatre

why would it fit here?
Ikyu Gyet
player, 1193 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Tue 11 Nov 2008
at 01:21
  • msg #493

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Due to the nature of the post above it :P
powerisall
player, 12028 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Tue 11 Nov 2008
at 01:31
  • msg #494

Re: Time Waster Theatre

meh.  w/e.
Sofia
player, 92 posts
Wizard of Dusk
Sat 15 Nov 2008
at 23:42
  • msg #495

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I look for a tree!
Heath
player, 11360 posts
Nyuk, nyuk!
Why, I oughta...
Mon 17 Nov 2008
at 17:10
  • msg #496

Re: Time Waster Theatre

As it turns out, I'm in need of one player in my Paranoia (scifi/comedy) game.  If anyone is interested, please send an RTJ.  I announce it here before going to the public forum because many people expressed interest in it before:
link to another game

If you have any questions about whether it's fun or not, send a PM to CL or Yoss.  I'm sure they'll be brutally honest in a private forum where The Computer cannot (yet) access.  :)
powerisall
player, 12226 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Mon 17 Nov 2008
at 23:26
  • msg #497

Re: Time Waster Theatre

all you people doubting that I as an octopus can walk.  WELL HERES TO YOU:

http://ru.truveo.com/The-Incre...Octopus/id/811722959

all I have to say to you is HA!



oh heath, btw, I would be interested.  Unless the Computer dictates otherwise, I'll send you a pm in a minute, and then try to forget the rules.

oh, and that sorta thing belongs in Offsite Gaming, just FYI.
This message was last edited by the player at 23:26, Mon 17 Nov 2008.
Heath
player, 11370 posts
Nyuk, nyuk!
Why, I oughta...
Mon 17 Nov 2008
at 23:52
  • msg #498

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ah, it's all site seeing to me.  Why would it be off site?  It's still at RPoL.  I think offsite gaming refers to computer games and other things people want to discuss.  This is where we recommend sites, games, etc.
Ikyu Gyet
player, 1488 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 00:51
  • msg #499

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Just advertise in both places and you're covered. :P
Sofia
player, 256 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:10
  • msg #500

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Jason's right!
Ikyu Gyet
player, 1500 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:11
  • msg #501

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Hey! Edit that! >.>
Grant
player, 1499 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:12
  • msg #502

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Edit what?
Sofia
player, 258 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:12
  • msg #503

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I know, I'm confused too.
Grant
player, 1500 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:13
  • msg #504

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You're a girl, you're supposed to be confused.
Sofia
player, 261 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:14
  • msg #505

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You're supposed to never have children.
Grant
player, 1503 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:14
  • msg #506

Re: Time Waster Theatre

And why is that?
Sofia
player, 265 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:16
  • msg #507

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Women don't like guys who imply that women are unintelligent.
Grant
player, 1506 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:17
  • msg #508

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I never said anything about women. And I'll have you know I love and respect my girlfriend. So there. :P
Sofia
player, 274 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:19
  • msg #509

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You said girls are confused!
Sofia
player, 275 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:19
  • msg #510

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You said girls are confused!
Grant
player, 1515 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:20
  • msg #511

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Girls, not women.
Sofia
player, 315 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:32
  • msg #512

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I'd "ooo, burn" but I'm the one being burned.
Grant
player, 1558 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:33
  • msg #513

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ooo, burn.
Sofia
player, 317 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:33
  • msg #514

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You're the one that burned me!
Grant
player, 1560 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:34
  • msg #515

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I know. Hence the burn! :P
Sofia
player, 319 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:34
  • msg #516

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Gosh. I hope it's not serious.
Grant
player, 1562 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:34
  • msg #517

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Its only a first degree burn.
Sofia
player, 321 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:35
  • msg #518

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Better put in under cold water!
Grant
player, 1563 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:35
  • msg #519

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Yeah, and put ice on it for a few hours.
Sofia
player, 323 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:36
  • msg #520

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Okay. Thanks.
Ikyu Gyet
player, 1511 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:36
  • msg #521

Re: Time Waster Theatre

That sounds really funny coming from Sean Connery.
Grant
player, 1565 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:36
  • msg #522

Re: Time Waster Theatre

No prob.
Sofia
player, 325 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:36
  • msg #523

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Who's sean connery?
Grant
player, 1567 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:37
  • msg #524

Re: Time Waster Theatre

An amazing actor. He was the first James Bond. And the best, in my opinion.
Sofia
player, 328 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:38
  • msg #525

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Oh.. Dunno him.
Grant
player, 1570 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:38
  • msg #526

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Look him up on IMDB.
Sofia
player, 330 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:38
  • msg #527

Re: Time Waster Theatre

huh?
Grant
player, 1571 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:39
  • msg #528

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Internet Movie DataBase.
Sofia
player, 334 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:40
  • msg #529

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Never heard of it. Link?
Grant
player, 1575 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:41
  • msg #530

Re: Time Waster Theatre

www.imdb.net
Sofia
player, 337 posts
Shieldmaiden
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:41
  • msg #531

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Thanks!
Heath
player, 11377 posts
Nyuk, nyuk!
Why, I oughta...
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:42
  • msg #532

Re: Time Waster Theatre

That's one you gotta know!  It's like yahoo or google.
Grant
player, 1579 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 18 Nov 2008
at 04:42
  • msg #533

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I know! I live by that place!
Zeldi
GM, 4186 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Wed 19 Nov 2008
at 07:29
  • msg #534

Re: Time Waster Theatre

And to get this thread back on topic..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WlKhva26g Some Random Wall*E fun!! :)
powerisall
player, 12318 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Wed 19 Nov 2008
at 15:06
  • msg #535

Re: Time Waster Theatre

i don't get WALL*E.  maybe i should actually watch it.
Kagura
player, 5926 posts
Mostly Human
Mostly Harmless...
Thu 20 Nov 2008
at 13:55
  • msg #536

Re: Time Waster Theatre

WALL*E was interesting... an awareness film in the guise of a kid's movie. Clever... and cute.
powerisall
player, 12489 posts
Nobody is invincible.
I am Nobody.
Tue 25 Nov 2008
at 00:01
  • msg #537

Re: Time Waster Theatre

so I'm bored out of my skull, and i start doing some RP-related searches.  i come up with this, start reading, find out it doesn't have what I need, but keep reading anyway.  Its a hilarious account of some guy and his RP group that happened at some point in history.  I highly reccommend reading it, if you enjoy humor, and DnD3.5.

[You don't even have to know DnD monsters or anything at all.  the author explains it in sidebars, such as this one  (sometimes ad nauseum to a seasoned DnD player, but you know, whatever)]

http://agc.deskslave.org/excerpt1.html
sailorarby
player, 1634 posts
Argh!
Where's the grog?
Fri 28 Nov 2008
at 11:17
  • msg #538

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Order of the Stick

That is all I have to say.
praguepride
player, 1355 posts
Fri 5 Dec 2008
at 00:02
  • msg #539

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Been there, done that. Now I'm reading DM of the rings :D
FourLegged
GM, 34226 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Fri 2 Jan 2009
at 02:19
  • msg #540

Re: Time Waster Theatre

DM of the Rings?  Intriguing
powerisall
player, 13381 posts
REAL men play
with their Wii™!
Sun 4 Jan 2009
at 03:43
  • msg #541

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*POOFS ONTO STAGE IN A GREAT EXPLOSION OF BRIMSTONE AND SULPHUR!*

Back in black
I hit the sack
It's been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging around
I've been looking at the sky
and it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cats eyes
Cruisin' every woman, never wonderin' why



ITS GOOD TO BE BACK YALL!
Zeldi
GM, 4398 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Sun 4 Jan 2009
at 05:28
  • msg #542

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Since this is a theatre, this will not be your normal night of reading enjoyment, instead this will be the random thoughts of a man that never got far in a job unless his boss allowed him out at exactly five in the evening.....

Just a warning these are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools, as I am both dead and a rebel, but then a dead rebel is nothing new is it?

In roleplaying games, I can't play a normal human being, even in a LARP game, I can't play a human being, normal like myself, always has to have something odd about them. In fact the last game I played a normal human, well he hasn't died yet, but the game sure and slowed to a speed like dead cattle....

Thing being that my characters can't be normal, they have to be different. In fact my most recent character has ended up being a dragonborn woman, that more or less kicks butt in her sleep with both hands tied behind her back.

Point is, that many times people try to limit ones imagineation to the point wherein thinking outside the preset plan is a major nono and you end up getting tossed from the game like a sack of raw meat for the dogs you know what I'm saying?

In fact I can't play a hman being, normal as ever, weakminded, or whatever, I can't do it. Either I play a guy able to defend himself with his mind, close it off from other people, or whatever, or I'm not joining the game.

Now on terms of fairness, what do you think is fair? well normally GM word is law, I go by that, but then I do have some problems I try to bring forwards and clear up fast as I can. simply oput, limits on the mind, limits on a new character, how creative can you get? Well with the limits set in the rules threads I'm thinking "get the heck out boy!" But then again you can make a guy, if not weaker then a dead skunk able to be totally defenseless against a vampire that is roughtly older then your own bloodlines past six gerneations combined! That's totally unfair if you ask me.

Now, I can't play vampires, I can playu a halfbreed, but nothing more then that, vampire hunter is in the bag, werewolves are little highre in the sense that they are kind of easier then vampires for me, werecats are simple to play for me.

In fact I was going to go dragonborn, but then again that would have been told "far too powerful' or "too old" and I'm thinking, "what are you trying to do make a breeding farm of humands for vampires to play with?" Anyway, the point of fairness goes to a point wherein the people agree on what is fair, but apparently not many people see it that way.

normally the way a fair term is made fair everyone agrees to it, not me nuhuh! I only agree to fair terms if I have a say in them tio a point wherein I can have good leeway stating in proof of the matters at hand, "I was told that I could do this and have the proof of it as well." meaning that once I have that proof BAM I hold you to it! Simple as that.

I'm done.
powerisall
player, 13426 posts
REAL men play
with their Wii™!
Sun 4 Jan 2009
at 19:23
  • msg #543

Re: Time Waster Theatre

so basically you're saying that if you under play the usefullness of an ability, but then unleash it in its full glory, and then the GM says that he didn't think of that and you shouldn't have that ability, you start ranting and raving?

sounds like something you would do, especially with your replicators...
Zeldi
GM, 4399 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Sun 4 Jan 2009
at 20:09
  • msg #544

Re: Time Waster Theatre

no replicators in this game, I'm just trying to let my sister use her power, which is Qi
powerisall
player, 13486 posts
REAL men play
with their Wii™!
Mon 5 Jan 2009
at 03:04
  • msg #545

Re: Time Waster Theatre

so is it VtR or VtM?
praguepride
player, 2155 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Sun 11 Jan 2009
at 04:10
  • msg #546

Re: Time Waster Theatre

VtM. VtR is so melodramatic.
Zeldi
GM, 4423 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Sun 11 Jan 2009
at 04:21
  • msg #547

Re: Time Waster Theatre

my sisters character is a vampire hunter in a V:tM themed yet modern times game. So far things work out I guess.

Now for the news!

The center of prevention of curelty to animals have reported that a man in California keeps his fish in a moving blender, the man admits this is true but does niot use the blnder above "mix" the PETA says that he has had it up to "puree" and "whip" several times

The Lotch Ness Monster was seen in town today, however the monster went into a cellphone store, and asked for a new phone, when asked what happened to the old phone she had bought, she merely replied, "water damage"

Three men died today in a whoopi cushin explosion

Two men went out boating this morning yet only one of them came back, with a good catch of fish. Apparently when asked what happened to his buddy, he answered, "we didn't have any bait"

Here is a news story about mans best friend: A dog has exploded on a busy downtown streetcorner, noone was killed however twenty people were overcome by fur, police say that fifty to sixty fleas also lost their lives in the blast.
praguepride
player, 2188 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Sun 11 Jan 2009
at 04:44
  • msg #548

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It's funny because I'm running a VtR game, but not very well :D
FourLegged
GM, 34546 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 11 Jan 2009
at 05:26
  • msg #549

Re: Time Waster Theatre

What's going wrong with it?
praguepride
player, 2272 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Tue 13 Jan 2009
at 20:12
  • msg #550

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Nothing, just that I always make fun of White Wolf for being too melodramatic
FourLegged
GM, 34775 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 1 Feb 2009
at 22:07
  • msg #551

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Isn't Snidely Whiplash a reoccurring character in all things White Wolf?
Zeldi
GM, 4486 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Tue 3 Feb 2009
at 16:03
  • msg #552

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Tonight will not be the normal night of theatre, why, because Red Skelton is around here somewhere....

[Clem arrives on scene with a field plow balanced on his front end with a rope around his collar to hold it up]
Clem: I think this plow's been dow nto the bank because it Floats alone (a loan).

Mr Kadiddlehopper: OK Clem listen close
Clem [getting close to his father] Yes?
Mr Kadilldehopper: Not that close
Clem: Oh OK.
Mr Kadiddlehopper: Clem, do you know why I chose a cowboy to be our auctioneer?
Clem: Well since mom said you were gonna auction off the kitchen I figgered you would need someone at home on the range (the stove)
praguepride
player, 2794 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Tue 3 Feb 2009
at 21:38
  • msg #553

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*claps wildly!
FourLegged
GM, 34811 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Wed 4 Feb 2009
at 05:40
  • msg #554

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Bravo!
praguepride
player, 2823 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Wed 4 Feb 2009
at 14:52
  • msg #555

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I demand more Red Skelton transcripts
Zeldi
GM, 4495 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Wed 4 Feb 2009
at 17:28
  • msg #556

Re: Time Waster Theatre

[Scene: a desert island, people in the scene, Red, (as Cookie) and three gust stars, one of them is Buster Crabb and two women]
Cookie: [hugging one of the women] Let me try something
Conrad: (Crabb) What are you doing?
Cookie: I'm gonna tal kto her in the Universal language [Cookie kisses the woman, she slaps him]
Conrad: what happened?
Cookie: I got answered in the universal langauge!
Woman: yo should know better then to kiss women you never met
Conrad: Boy do they learn english fast
Gorilla: (to the two women) hey girls come on they're ready for us for the scene
Cookie: you think these two learn english fast get a load of that guy!
[a half minute passes before they relize that the "other guy" is a gorilla and they are both scared crazy, the pair hide behind the women]
Gorilla: what's the matter with you two monkeys?
Conrad: look who's talking....

all from Red Skelton in 1956 with guest star Buster Crabb.
praguepride
player, 2832 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Wed 4 Feb 2009
at 17:56
  • msg #557

Re: Time Waster Theatre

more! MORE!
Zeldi
GM, 4498 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Thu 5 Feb 2009
at 02:32
  • msg #558

Re: Time Waster Theatre

In reply to praguepride (msg #557):

You asked for it!

Red doing a monologe o n stage efore his sailor show with guest star Buster Crabb....

Two sailors meet on the boat, one sailor says to the other, "where you from?" the other says "I'm from Texas" "oh yeah?" "yeah" "Spell raight! (rat)" The toher man says "R.A.T." the first laughs and goes "I knew you weren't from Texas, I meant Raight as in Right Now"

A new sailor on the boat goes to the Officer on Deck "pardon me, Major Sir, I made a mistake and let a rope fall overboard." The major says to him sternly "calmdown and look here son, there is only one rope on this ship and trhat is on the bell, that's the foredeck and this is the aftdeck, those aren't stairs those are ladders, and if you make anymore mistakes I'm gonna throw you through that little round hole over there"

And now a bit about Robinson Crousou: Now robinson Cruosou, this is the guy that started the 40 hour week.... All his work was done by Friday
FourLegged
GM, 34901 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 7 Feb 2009
at 22:45
  • msg #559

Re: Time Waster Theatre

How about some Redd Foxx?
praguepride
player, 2902 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Mon 9 Feb 2009
at 17:24
  • msg #560

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Hmmm... that last one wasn't up to normal Red standards. I feel unamused :(
FourLegged
GM, 34975 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 10 Feb 2009
at 00:55
  • msg #561

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I liked the last one.  Very punny.
Zeldi
GM, 4544 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Tue 10 Feb 2009
at 00:58
  • msg #562

Re: Time Waster Theatre

OK how about for an offbeat moment on stage LIVE on TV from one of his classes shorts as Freddie the Freeloader??

SCENE: Freddie sets a black box on the table inside is "house" which is basically a lean to.

Freddie: (after closing the blinds) I wonder what is in this little box. No I better not open it, [sits down on his stump of a tree for a chair] I'll just a take a peek that's all. No better not do that either [taps fingers on table for a few minutes] Oh if only I could say what I did at rehearsal now.... [crowd roars with laughter]
FourLegged
GM, 34981 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 10 Feb 2009
at 01:01
  • msg #563

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Breaking the fourth wall like that could (and did) bring down the whole house!
Zeldi
GM, 4546 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Tue 10 Feb 2009
at 01:08
  • msg #564

Re: Time Waster Theatre

What about the time when Red brought a live cow onstage and the follwoing took place....

Red (as Celm Kadiddlehopper bringing out a cow ont othe stage) Nice lookin' cow huh?
Possible buyer: yes, mighty fine cow indeed
[crowd begins laugher when the cow lifts her tail]
Clem: (not yet noticing) Yes this is a mighty fine cow she's a.... [hears the cowpie drop beginning and starts laughing, when the cow is done the camera zooms in on him]
Clem: Mightly fine cow, not only does she give milk, but she gives Pet Ritz Pies [breaks down in laughter]
FourLegged
GM, 34992 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 10 Feb 2009
at 01:10
  • msg #565

Re: Time Waster Theatre

This is why you don't work with children or animals.
Zeldi
GM, 4548 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Tue 10 Feb 2009
at 03:54
  • msg #566

Re: Time Waster Theatre

OK another Red Skelton classic, this one with very special guest star Bobe Hope as Benny, and Red as Freddie the Freeloader

Ben: (quietly to Freddie when Santa arrives) I think this guy got out of the squrril cage at the funny farm
Freddie (just as quietly) Just humor him he wont stay long
Ben: (same quiet voice) OK (normal perky voice to Santa) I see your bag is empty
Santa: Yes the wife gets mad if I come home loaded
[crowd breaks down in laughter]
Freddie: (to Ben in normal voice) How did he get that one?
Ben: I dunno [Freddie starts laughing] You gotta have a funny santa clause??

(later after Santa brings out a amaing little tree for christmas from in the trashbin)

Ben (quitelky to Freddie) Yeah I see it, how much can we get for it?
Freddie (trying to not laugh) You can at least wait until he leaves

(Later after Santa leaves, Freddie opens, then closes the icebox door)

Freddie: Hello.... I got that from an English movie... Hello...
Ben (at the table) What is it?
[Freddie brings out a brand new nicely cooked turkey out of the icebox instead of a empty ribcage of one]
Ben: Hello, I got that from you, hello....
Kitty
player, 4536 posts
Precious
Wed 11 Feb 2009
at 00:02
  • msg #567

Re: Time Waster Theatre

FourLegged
GM, 35020 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Wed 11 Feb 2009
at 05:40
  • msg #568

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Brilliant.
Soulvirus
player, 393 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sun 15 Feb 2009
at 02:37
  • msg #569

Re: Time Waster Theatre

One!
Nothing wrong with me
Two!
Nothing wrong with me
Three!
Nothing wrong with me
Four!
Nothing wrong with me!

One!
Something's got to give
Two!
Something's got to give
Three!
Something's got to give
NOW!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the... FLOOR!!!
Germ Ant
GM, 26192 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sun 15 Feb 2009
at 22:06
  • msg #570

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Soulvirus's new nickname for Kagura from their conversation in the lounge last night made me think of this song, so I thought I'd come over here to sing it.

I told Mary about it
I Told her about a great sin
Mary cried and forgave me
Then Mary took me back again
Said if I wanted my freedom
I could be free ever more
But I don't want to be
And I don't want to see
Mary cry anymore

Oh DEVIL WOMAN
DEVIL WOMAN let go of me
DEVIL WOMAN let me be
And leave me alone
I want to go home

Mary is waiting and weeping
Down in our shack by the sea
Even after I hurt her
Mary's still in love with me
DEVIL WOMAN it's over
Trapped no more by your charm
Cause I don't want to stay
I want to get away
Woman let go of my arm

Oh DEVIL WOMAN
DEVIL WOMAN let go of me
DEVIL WOMAN let me be
And leave me alone
I want to go home

DEVIL WOMAN your evil
Like the dark coral reef
Like the winds that bring high tides
You bring sorrow and grief
You made me ashamed to face Mary
Mary had the strength to tell
Skies are not so black
Mary took me back
Mary has broken your spell

Oh DEVIL WOMAN
DEVIL WOMAN let go of me
DEVIL WOMAN let me be
And leave me alone
I want to go home

Running along by the seashore
Running as fast as I can
Even the seagulls are happy
Glad I'm coming home again
Never again will I ever
Cause another tear to fall
Down the beach I see
What belongs to me
The one I want most of all

Oh DEVIL WOMAN
DEVIL WOMAN let go of me
DEVIL WOMAN don't follow me
And leave me alone
I want to go home


Though I'll admit it seems more likely that the song is talking about Vixcis.
Soulvirus
player, 511 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sun 15 Feb 2009
at 22:37
  • msg #571

Re: Time Waster Theatre

who the hell is this pisces that everybody keeps talking about?
praguepride
player, 3136 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Fri 20 Feb 2009
at 14:40
  • msg #572

Re: Time Waster Theatre

It's an astrological sign :D
Soulvirus
player, 1814 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sat 21 Feb 2009
at 08:59
  • msg #573

Re: Time Waster Theatre

really? what does it look like?
FourLegged
GM, 35793 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 21 Feb 2009
at 09:25
  • msg #574

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Kinda like this.  It would work better if this were television.
Soulvirus
player, 1817 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sat 21 Feb 2009
at 09:26
  • msg #575

Re: Time Waster Theatre

where? i dont see anything..
FourLegged
GM, 36022 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 24 Feb 2009
at 00:32
  • msg #576

Re: Time Waster Theatre

FourLegged looks pained,  "I have to go."  FourLegged quickly exits the theater.
FourLegged
GM, 36027 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 24 Feb 2009
at 00:43
  • msg #577

Re: Time Waster Theatre

“…and back.”
Soulvirus
player, 2122 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Tue 24 Feb 2009
at 04:10
  • msg #578

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ah yes... poring.. another clone.. poring.. toot..poring..
FourLegged
GM, 36039 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 24 Feb 2009
at 04:12
  • msg #579

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I beg your pardon?
Soulvirus
player, 2140 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Tue 24 Feb 2009
at 06:20
  • msg #580

Re: Time Waster Theatre

poring?
praguepride
player, 3419 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Tue 24 Feb 2009
at 16:33
  • msg #581

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Hey! soulvirus is just posting garbage now.
FourLegged
GM, 36072 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 24 Feb 2009
at 21:14
  • msg #582

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Music drifts in from the Studio...

I'm only happy when it rains
I'm only happy when its complicated
And though I know you cant appreciate it
I'm only happy when it rains
You know I love it when the news is bad
Why it feels so good to feel so sad
I'm only happy when it rains

Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me

I'm only happy when it rains
I feel good when things are going wrong
I only listen to the sad, sad songs
I'm only happy when it rains

I only smile in the dark
My only comfort is the night gone black
I didn't accidentally tell you that
I'm only happy when it rains
You'll get the message by the time Im through
When I complain about me and you
I'm only happy when it rains

Pour your misery down...pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me...pour your misery down
Pour your misery down...pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me...pour your misery down
Pour your misery down...pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me...pour your misery down
Pour your misery down...pour
You can keep me company
As long as you don't care

I'm only happy when it rains
You want to hear about my new obsession
I'm riding high upon a deep depression
I'm only happy when it rains...pour some misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains....pour some misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains...pour some misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains...pour some misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains...pour some misery down on me...
pour some misery down on me...pour some misery down on me...
pour some misery down on me

Soulvirus
player, 2201 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Wed 25 Feb 2009
at 04:57
  • msg #583

Re: Time Waster Theatre

look everybody a dncing blob! *the blob wiggles to left and to the right. hops to the left and to the right.. shake it shake it*
FourLegged
GM, 36143 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Wed 25 Feb 2009
at 05:47
  • msg #584

Re: Time Waster Theatre

"Spotlight!"  *The dancing blob is lit from above.*
Soulvirus
player, 2262 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Wed 25 Feb 2009
at 09:01
  • msg #585

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*when the blob was shown the spotlight, it just stopped and laid theres ilently* poring.
FourLegged
GM, 36182 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Wed 25 Feb 2009
at 16:11
  • msg #586

Re: Time Waster Theatre

"Say, you wouldn't happen to be related to a particular frog, would you?"
Germ Ant
GM, 26381 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Thu 26 Feb 2009
at 05:08
  • msg #587

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...
FourLegged
GM, 36245 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Thu 26 Feb 2009
at 05:14
  • msg #588

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire

If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone

Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own

Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire

If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone

Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own

praguepride
player, 3466 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Thu 26 Feb 2009
at 16:10
  • msg #589

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Who sang that? Wasn't that song written by an alien creature soon after bursting out of your chest?
FourLegged
GM, 36273 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Thu 26 Feb 2009
at 16:52
  • msg #590

Re: Time Waster Theatre

He just sang it.
Kisa
player, 955 posts
Care to dance?
Love me
Tue 3 Mar 2009
at 14:11
  • msg #591

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Okay here's something to take a look at.

actually edit that...

http://araensworld.weebly.com/
This message was last edited by the player at 14:12, Tue 03 Mar 2009.
praguepride
player, 3522 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Tue 3 Mar 2009
at 16:45
  • msg #592

Re: Time Waster Theatre

mmmm, mystery links!
Kisa
player, 957 posts
Care to dance?
Love me
Tue 3 Mar 2009
at 22:51
  • msg #593

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Here's my other site you can check out.

http://www.freewebs.com/loveterror/
This message was last edited by the player at 22:52, Tue 03 Mar 2009.
Shatman
player, 190 posts
Sum Rex Odobenorum
Fri 6 Mar 2009
at 12:19
  • msg #594

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797

Why is nobody producing this series?
FourLegged
GM, 36392 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Fri 6 Mar 2009
at 15:21
  • msg #595

Re: Time Waster Theatre

'cause it's no longer the 1980's?
FourLegged
GM, 36410 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 7 Mar 2009
at 06:13
  • msg #596

Re: Time Waster Theatre

Good sites Kisa, I'm impressed.
Soulvirus
player, 2504 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sat 21 Mar 2009
at 09:49
  • msg #597

Re: Time Waster Theatre

kiss ass.. *mumbles*
powerisall
player, 14014 posts
Automatic doors make
me feel like a Jedi.
Sat 28 Mar 2009
at 16:56
  • msg #598

Re: Time Waster Theatre

I got 27/48.  how about you?

http://www.sporcle.com/games/asia.php
Soulvirus
player, 3092 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sun 29 Mar 2009
at 08:33
  • msg #599

Re: Time Waster Theatre

WARHAMMER SHOW (anyone who knows warhammer will be able relate to this.)

Dark Angels at the movies.

Movie theater. Various normal people sitting around, waiting for the
movie to begin. Doors open, and Azrael, Ezekiel and Asmodai of the
Dark Angels enter. They make their way to an empty row.


AZRAEL: "Brothers, come! We shall sit here, in a row that is free of heretics and accursed alien filth!"
EZEKIEL: "Thou art correct, Brother. I sense no tainted mind of Chaos within this row!"
ASMODAI: "Come Brothers! Let us be seated!"

They all sat down. Their massive power-armoured forms block the view of seven people behind them

AZRAEL: "Alas!"
ASMODAI: "Brother, what is thy concern?"
AZRAEL: "In our foolish rush, we have forgotten to purchase refreshments!"
ASMODAI: "Dost thou wish to repent and seek forgiveness, Brother Azrael?"
EZEKIEL: "Come Brothers, calm thyselves! There is still time!"
AZRAEL: "I shall take a squad of Marines to the refreshment area, where we will purchase food and drink, which we shall consume for the duration of this motion picture!"
ASMODAI: "Wait Brother! We still require local currency!"
AZRAEL: "Blessed be thy quick mind Asmodai! I shall empty my pockets for local currency!"

Azrael then empties his robe pockets.

AZRAEL: "Emperor's blood... I have only enough to purchase strong monkish ale for but one of us!"
EZEKIEL: "Fear not Brother, for we too shall empty our pockets!"

They all emptied their pockets

ASMODAI: "Praise be Him on Terra! We have enough of this crude local currency to purchase strong monkish ale for us all!"
EZEKIEL: "But wait! What about nourishment?"
AZRAEL: "Aye, in the form of heavily salted popped corn!"
ASMODAI: "We have not enough to purchase such decandant luxuries!"
AZRAEL: "Thou art correct Asmodai. But enough idle prattle! I go now to purchase strong monkish ale!"

Azrael stands up, but begins to struggle

EZEKIEL: "Brother Azrael, what is wrong?"
AZRAEL: "Uuurgh... c-can't move... feet stuck... to f-floor! Urgh!"
ASMODAI: "Alas, he is being held by arcane and blasphemeous Chaos sorcery!"
AZRAEL: "Some sort of... urrgh... strange adhesive... coating m-my armour! Aaargh!"
EZEKIEL: "Brother, arm thyself! We must free our beloved Chapter Master from this foul embrace of Chaos!"

Ezekiel and Asmodai arm their bolters. Azrael suddenly breaks free
on the chewing gum that had stuck to the soles of his boots.

AZRAEL: "Hold thy fire Brothers! I have broken free!"
ASMODAI: "Truly our Chapter Master is blessed by the Lion and the Emperor of Terra, may His light never die!"
AZRAEL: "We shall have time to rejoice later Brother, for I still must..."
EZEKIEL: "Brother Azrael! The motion picture has started!"
AZRAEL: "Curses! Then I must make haste, immediately! Our parched gullets depend on my swiftness!"
ASMODAI: "Then hurry Brother! With all haste! Emperor be with you!"
AZRAEL: "Many thanks Brother! I go now... TO PURCHASE STRONG MONKISH ALE!"
ALL: "UNTIL THE SWORD IS REFORGED!!!"

With the racket emanating from the three, People in the back row begun to throw popcorn at them.

EZEKIEL: "Brothers, take cover! We are under fire!"
ASMODAI: "Arm thyselves! Prepare to return fire! We shall cleanse their souls with righteous bolter fire!"
AZRAEL: "Die heretic filth!!!"

The Three open fired and massacred the people in the back row. In the row
in front of them, CYPHER and LUTHER was lounging around and watching the movie.

LUTHER: he points back over his shoulder. "See? THAT'S why I turned to Chaos..."
CYPHER: "My sentiments exactly..." He turns to face the three Dark Angels. "WILL YOU THREE SHUT UP!!!"
AZRAEL, EZEKIEL AND ASMODAI: "Emperor's bones! Cypher, the Fallen One! REPENT, FOR TOMORROW YOU..."
CYPHER: "yeah, yeah, blah blah blah..."

A WATCHER pops up from nowhere, steals Cypher's popcorn and runs off.

CYPHER- "Why you little-!"

The WATCHER giggles sadistically and runs out of the cinema.

CYPHER: "Curse you, you damn Jawa-wannabe!!!"

CYPHER pulls out plasma pistol and bolt pistol and sprays fire
around randomly, slaughtering people.

LUTHER: "Cypher, jeez, it's just popcorn, and besides, the damn things
are invulnerable..."

CYPHER: "Raaaaaaargh!!!"

Azrael whips out combi-plasma and places it point-blank to Cypher's forehead

AZRAEL: "Die, Fallen One!"
CYPHER: "You do realise I'll only truly die if the divine power that protects me rolls three ones in a 3D6 roll..."

Azrael fires. Cypher is blown apart. Luther looks on, amused.

LUTHER: "Well, whaddya know? Guess Cypher wasn't so lucky after all..."

Ezekiel and Asmodai pull out their force sword and crozius respectively
and loom over Luther

EZEKIEL AND ASMODAI: "REPENT, TRAITOR!!! FOR TOMORROW YOU DIE!!!"
LUTHER: "... Wait a minute."
AZRAEL, ASMODAI AND EZEKIEL: "WHAT IS IT, FOUL ONE SPEAK SWIFTLY, FOR
YOUR TIME IS..."

LUTHER: "Shut it. I was wondering, about that "Repent for tomorrow you die" thing..."
AZRAEL: "It is our sacred battlecry!"

LUTHER: "Yes, but technically, if you are to adhere to your battlecry, you should come back tomorrow and kill me tomorrow, which is kinda silly really, since you've just sort of warned me and given me some sort of advantage, as I can stay out your way tomorrow."

AZRAEL: "Shut up! Shut up!"

LUTHER: "Furthermore, if you shout that battlecry EVERY TIME you are about to do battle with someone, doesn't that mean that you can never kill anyone? I mean, take now for instance. You say, "Repent, for tomorrow you die", correct? Now, if you do track me down tomorrow, you would have to shout your battlecry again; "Repent, for tomorrow you die", so you couldn't attack me then either. And so on and so on and so on."

EZEKIEL: Looking downcasted. "You've just mutilated the battlecry we've been happily using for ten millennia..."
ASMODAI: "That's soooo meeeean!!!"
LUTHER: "And what's up with the dresses!? The old Dark Angels never wore dresses!"
AZRAEL: "They are our holy robes..."
LUTHER: "Damn it, I don't even want to be the Great Fallen One of a damn gay chapter! I wonder if the Ultramarines could recruit me as some sort of arch-
enemy of old? At least they don't wear dressing gowns into battle!"


EZEKIEL: "If I can just make a point..."
LUTHER: "Just get out of my sight. You're scum. I don't even want to look at you."
ASMODAI: "But Sir..."
LUTHER: "SPEAK WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO, MONK BOY!!! Now, get out."

Azrael, Asmodai and Ezekiel shuffle out of the cinema. Luther settles back in his seat and rests his feet on a Watcher in the Dark.

LUTHER: "Thank Chaos for that."


TWO WEEKS LATER, THE EMPEROR'S THRONEROOM...

ADEPTUS CUSTODES: "Lord God Imperator?"

THE BIG GUY: "Yeeeeeeeesss...?"

ADEPTUS CUSTODES: Hands the Throne Geezer a piece of paper. "The Dark
Angels wish to hand in their letter of resignation.."


THE BIG GUY: "WTF!!?"

ADEPTUS CUSTODES: "Apparently they've had rather a strict talking-to and they've just had enough of being bullied really. They want to quit."

THE BIG GUY: "BY MY GOLDEN TOILET, THEY CANNOT SIMPLY QUIT!!!"

ADEPTUS CUSTODES: "Oh, they did kill Cypher though..."

THE BIG GUY: "Ah well, guess no rebirth for me... and I really wanted to be the Star Child too.."
Zeldi
GM, 4859 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Fri 10 Apr 2009
at 09:25
  • msg #600

Re: Time Waster Theatre

The following scene is from the Marx Brothers movie. Go West....

Groucho: Who swindled you out on Manhattan Island for $24?
Chico: (crossing his arms) White Man
Groucho: He drove you from your lands to a new place?
Chico: White Man
Groucho: Who put your face on a nickel then too kthe nickel away?
Chico: Slot machine....
Soulvirus
player, 3516 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Wed 15 Apr 2009
at 02:38
  • msg #601

Re: Time Waster Theatre

ZELDI!!!!!! is dead.. I think..
EmeraldS
player, 1647 posts
This man sings the blues
why not? I'm chillin'
Sat 9 May 2009
at 15:57
  • msg #602

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*dances like it's 1999*
Zeldi
GM, 4991 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Sun 10 May 2009
at 00:57
  • msg #603

Re: Time Waster Theatre

You are ten years out of date buddy boy, in this adution you gotta be up to the times...., NEXT!!
EmeraldS
player, 1665 posts
This man sings the blues
why not? I'm chillin'
Sun 10 May 2009
at 01:15
  • msg #604

Re: Time Waster Theatre

*fires laser beams in anguish at the ceiling, collapsing part of the scenery, and killing Bob, the stage manager*
praguepride
player, 3858 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Mon 11 May 2009
at 21:28
  • msg #605

Re: Time Waster Theatre

lol!, warhammer theatre.

But it probably should be Warhammer 40k theatre to avoid confusion...
Santos
player, 2078 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Fri 15 May 2009
at 17:29
  • msg #606

Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Just found a new place to waste time...

Kinda silly...  but kinda addicting too...

http://portoclasm.mybrute.com
powerisall
player, 15548 posts
Automatic doors make
me feel like a Jedi.
Sat 16 May 2009
at 16:16
  • msg #607

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I would like to preform a song I have recently managed to memorize the words to.

*ahem*


This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...

This is the song that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will keep on singing it
forever just because...


*suddenly passes out*
Zeldi
GM, 5126 posts
Dead Drunk....
And loving it!!
Sun 24 May 2009
at 08:01
  • msg #608

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Thankgoodness

Now a time for stuff that needs to be said.

Sports, my take on sports is differnyt then another person, just read the following information.....
    BOXING; Boxing is not a sport, Boxing is a way to beatthe life out of somebody, even when the police say it is just fine, I don;t think so, when police burtality becomes an olympic ebvent. then boxing can be a sport

    TENNIS; Tennis, is very fruity, very trendy, and it is a way to meet other trendy fruits, but it is actually pingpong, in fact anything with a net like that is pingpong or a variation thereof. For example volly ball is racketless pingpong played with a raised net, tennis is pingpong played o the table.

    BOWLING; Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes, these are my rules i make them up.

    GOLF; golf is a very arrogant game, just its mere SIZE alone speaks of arrogance, just think how big a golfcourse is.... the ball is that || frakking big! there are over 170 million golf courses in the country and they average 150 to 200 acres apice, that is over a billion acres of open land that we could use for something else, like for example....

    HOMELESSNESS:
    We can turn the golf course land over to the homeless which is in good places and area, in fact taking al lthat open land we could build three rhode Ilse and a New Hampshire for the homless and still have room for Iowa.... so golf is an arrogant sport and it isn;t a sport, itis really just a major waste of time. And space. Besides who watches golf anyhow? it is like watching paint dry. Its boring. And don't tell me it is a sport, it isn;t

    DARTS; Darts could have been a sport because there is chance for injury, however the target of the game is to reach zero, which goes against all sports logic.

    SWIMMING; Swimming is not a sport, it is a way to keep from drowning, it is just common sense.

    RUNNING is not a sport because anybody can do it, I can run you can run, for heaven sakes my grandmother can run, you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illistrasted do you?

    SAILING is not a sport, sailing is a way to get somewhere, riding the bus isn't a sport, I rest my case...

Soulvirus
player, 4033 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Thu 4 Jun 2009
at 08:05
  • msg #609

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

tell that to the olympic medalists, I dare you.
Zeldi
GM, 5275 posts
Wandering Bride Thief
It pays to be dead
Sat 6 Jun 2009
at 21:24
  • msg #610

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I went to the Georgia Reniassance Fest today, there's a show there called Ded Bob Sho. It is hilarious! Here is one of the songs he had the audience sing the "doo dah" line.

Ded Bob Zombies Sing This Song (doo-dah, doo-dah)

O... I sure hope you like my show
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
At the end you're free to go
(o, doo-dah-day)

My name's Bob and this is smuj
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
I like women he likes fudge
(o, doo-dah-day)

This is the refrain
It sticks in your brain
"O, doo-dah-day" is your next line
(o, doo-dah-day)

Many ask me how I died
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Were you stabbed or were you fried?
(o, doo-dah-day)

I was hung from yonder tree
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Before that I hung to my knee
(o, doo-dah-day)

This is the refrain
It sticks in your brain
"O, doo-dah-day" is your next line
(o, doo-dah-day)

All the blood rushed to my toes
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Maggots ate away my nose
(o, doo-dah-day)

All my bones stayed nice and strong
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
I have one ten inches long
(o, doo-dah-day)
EmeraldS
player, 2228 posts
Soul Bone's 'a' Rattlin'
These Ones Lie
Fri 12 Jun 2009
at 07:39
  • msg #611

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

"said the fat old gnome"
Raz
player, 9262 posts
5-second fuses
only last 3 seconds
Thu 9 Jul 2009
at 02:06
  • msg #612

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Song was stuck in my head for a while.

You've changed your tune
many times since we've met
But I'll always recognize you
You are part of me
I feel you, whether in Jamaica or in the Angel city
You're such a gift to me
Uuuuh

Chorus
Hey you
I gotta tell you my long time friend
I think of all those years you saw me through tears
and the good times that we spend
Hey you
You're my constant companion
You always let me explain just what I'm saying
and we've just begun
Ooooh

I've got one wish for this music to be an uplift
And I need an uplift to deal
There are few songs all the people can sing along one song
Come along and sing it for real
Uuuuh

Chorus
Hey you
I gotta tell you my long time friend
I think of all those years you saw me through tears
And the good times that we spend
Hey you
You're my constant companion
You always let me explain just what I'm saying
and we've just begun]
ooooh

Bridge
As I wander around, town to town
Lost and found
When so many others come and go
(come and go)
The sweetness (sweetness)
Pulls me through

Chorus
Hey you
I gotta tell you my long time friend
I think of all those years you saw me through tears
and the good times that we spend
Hey you
You're my constant companion
You always let me explain just what I'm saying
and we've just begun

Hey you
You never turned your back on me
(ooooh)
when I gave up on myself
Hey you
You never turned your back on me
(ooooh)
when I gave upon myself
Hey you
anekatips.com
What would the world be like
without you around
Music
You're my constant companion
oooooh

Kitty
player, 4695 posts
Precious
Tue 1 Sep 2009
at 14:18
  • msg #613

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

Haha...the look on Ayame's face is priceless.
Kitty
player, 4699 posts
Precious
Wed 2 Sep 2009
at 19:13
  • msg #614

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Okies, every time I finish an anime I watch a few AMVs.  I have to share my favorites with you now. ^.^

These are from Special A. :)

Special A "Love Story"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...-3mc&feature=fvw
I don't know what movie-maker program this person used, but whoever made this one did a really great job.

---

Special A - Hikari and Kei - Crush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...R=1&feature=fvwp

---

Hikari wants Kei back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related
This one fits the end of the anime SO WELL.  It's perfect. :D
Kitty
player, 4700 posts
Precious
Thu 3 Sep 2009
at 21:06
  • msg #615

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...p;eurl=http%3A%2F%2F

I'm not a monster, Tom, well technically I am...I guess I am.
Goldor
player, 954 posts
The price is paid.
How lucky for you.
Sat 5 Sep 2009
at 06:38
  • msg #616

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Kitty
player, 4702 posts
Precious
Sun 6 Sep 2009
at 01:32
  • msg #617

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Kitty
player, 4722 posts
Precious
Wed 23 Sep 2009
at 03:47
  • msg #618

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I drew a picture and put it up on DA.  I call it Neko-chan.  It's like the online version of me. xD

Now I just need to color it...

http://lilkraftykat.deviantart.../Neko-chan-137937742
praguepride
player, 3922 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Thu 24 Sep 2009
at 19:42
  • msg #619

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Kitty
player, 4723 posts
Precious
Thu 8 Oct 2009
at 04:59
  • msg #620

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I'm drawing a webcomic.  Yaaaay finally! xD

http://9livescomic.smackjeeves.com
Germ Ant
GM, 26841 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Thu 8 Oct 2009
at 05:16
  • msg #621

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Good for you. Good luck.
Grant
player, 2395 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sun 29 Nov 2009
at 06:07
  • msg #622

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Indeed, hope its a hit!
TurtleWax
player, 94 posts
Sun 29 Nov 2009
at 06:12
  • msg #623

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

In reply to Kitty (msg #618):

A fellow deviant! *claps excitedly*
Grant
player, 2401 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sun 29 Nov 2009
at 06:13
  • msg #624

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I thought you were going to bed...
Soulvirus
player, 4836 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sat 5 Dec 2009
at 03:09
  • msg #625

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

is that flash gordon!!!
Grant
GM, 2954 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sun 6 Dec 2009
at 04:04
  • msg #626

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Are you flash gordon?
Soulvirus
player, 4940 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sun 6 Dec 2009
at 04:05
  • msg #627

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

i am!!!
Grant
GM, 2957 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sun 6 Dec 2009
at 04:06
  • msg #628

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Really?
Soulvirus
player, 4947 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sun 6 Dec 2009
at 04:08
  • msg #629

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

yep
Grant
GM, 2967 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sun 6 Dec 2009
at 04:08
  • msg #630

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

No..
Soulvirus
player, 5056 posts
To Die or not to Die
That is the Question
Sun 6 Dec 2009
at 09:14
  • msg #631

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

you seem disappointed?
Kitty
player, 4725 posts
Precious
Wed 14 Apr 2010
at 02:18
  • msg #632

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Kitty
player, 4764 posts
Precious
Sat 17 Apr 2010
at 02:39
  • msg #633

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJRQIt52wg

It's really sad if you read the translation of the lyrics, but it's a really good song. xD
FourLegged
GM, 38072 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 17 Apr 2010
at 08:44
  • msg #634

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Pretty
snotburger
GM, 1817 posts
Back from the Grave
Technically Undead
Mon 19 Apr 2010
at 00:35
  • msg #635

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I WANT TO SEE AVATAR!!!
FourLegged
GM, 38084 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Mon 19 Apr 2010
at 01:01
  • msg #636

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I've heard mixed reviews of Avatar but I haven't seen it myself.
Kitty
player, 4770 posts
Precious
Mon 19 Apr 2010
at 01:04
  • msg #637

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

It was AWESOME!  I saw it in IMAX 3D.  It's the only 3D movie I've ever seen. xD
Ambroni
player, 7416 posts
White Goddess of Natives
Double-You!
Mon 19 Apr 2010
at 01:27
  • msg #638

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I really enjoyed Avatar.

Kitty, have you ever heard of Jay Chou?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related

I became a fan of his while living in Russia.  He's just catchy.
Kitty
player, 4771 posts
Precious
Mon 19 Apr 2010
at 01:37
  • msg #639

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I've never listened to much Chinese music, mostly Japanese and some Korean, so no, I haven't heard of him before.  That's pretty cool though.  You're right, it's catchy. xD
Kitty
player, 4775 posts
Precious
Tue 20 Apr 2010
at 20:47
  • msg #640

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

The original version of this song by SS501 is great.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dSQtuOYBQA

But I especially LOVE Kim Hyun Joong's acoustic version of it. xD  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swxe_c31dG0
Kitty
player, 4819 posts
Precious
Tue 27 Apr 2010
at 03:19
  • msg #641

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I love KAT-TUN, they're so adorable!  Especially Taguchi... "I'll offer my useless hyperness to this show!" xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXx1G_Jq-r8
Kitty
player, 4842 posts
Precious
Tue 4 May 2010
at 04:03
  • msg #642

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Cool song - Kodoku no Taiyou, by monobright.  It's the ending theme song for Samurai High School, which is an awesome drama by the way...it's about a high school student who gets possessed by the spirit of his samurai ancestor. xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucrNdXoV2QI
Dawna
player, 712 posts
Is in wizard form again
But still is a cyborg
Tue 4 May 2010
at 17:44
  • msg #643

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I adore this song (Disturbia by Rihanna), and it's set to Yu-Gi-Oh! visuals! Yay for Yugi-kun! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=related
Vipteri
player, 145 posts
A member of
The People
Wed 5 May 2010
at 18:05
  • msg #644

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

[peek in. see none. leave link] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxNxxHzQF5s
ChaosLord
moderator, 5704 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
Wearin Jams
Wed 9 Jun 2010
at 17:02
  • msg #645

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

http://radiotuna.com/

Great site for online music (radio stations).
FourLegged
GM, 38567 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 10 Oct 2010
at 02:55
  • msg #646

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I'm rather fond of Pandora.com
Emperor_of_Justice
player, 38 posts
Sat 26 Feb 2011
at 15:07
  • msg #647

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgeSv88c2w

I can't get this song out of my head
Power2
player, 250 posts
Sat 26 Feb 2011
at 17:52
  • msg #648

Re: Time Waster Theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRerwXWTRjM

This is how I learned not to get attacked by white people wearing bandana's in odd manners.
Grant
GM, 5788 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Wed 9 Mar 2011
at 00:50
  • msg #649

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

FourLegged:
I'm rather fond of Pandora.com

As am I.
Aribeth
player, 1626 posts
Tue 5 Apr 2011
at 06:40
  • msg #650

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

what's pandora.com?
Santos
player, 2261 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Tue 5 Apr 2011
at 08:30
  • msg #651

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

DON'T OPEN THE BOX!!
Aribeth
player, 1656 posts
Tue 5 Apr 2011
at 08:33
  • msg #652

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

oh... my sister was telling me about this :p
Santos
player, 2408 posts
Eldest Ancient Dragon
The Dragon God
Tue 12 Apr 2011
at 07:57
  • msg #653

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

So is anyone else going to watch the new "Game of Thrones" series on HBO in a few days?
Aribeth
player, 2040 posts
Tue 12 Apr 2011
at 11:22
  • msg #654

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Yes, I plan to.  I love the books.  Hopefully they do a good job with it.  Has anyone seen Camelot on Starz, I believe?
Santos
player, 2447 posts
Eldest Ancient Dragon
The Dragon God
Sat 16 Apr 2011
at 08:10
  • msg #655

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I went onto HBO on demand and watched the behind the scenes.  It looks really good.

I saw... I guess it was the pilot of Camelot the other day... It looks a lot better than that show Merlin on Sci-Fy.
Aribeth
player, 2150 posts
Sat 16 Apr 2011
at 08:18
  • msg #656

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

hehe, Merlin isn't too bad.  Once you get past the part that the writers decided to rewrite the entire thing.  Make Gweneviere a servant and Arthur a jerk.
Santos
player, 2451 posts
Eldest Ancient Dragon
The Dragon God
Sat 16 Apr 2011
at 08:20
  • msg #657

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Merlin is great when it's DVRed and you watch it at 5x fast forward.
Aribeth
player, 2154 posts
Sat 16 Apr 2011
at 08:26
  • msg #658

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

hehe, I bet that would be amusing.  It's odd because I absolutely hated it when I first saw it and was outraged by the writer's "audacity".  Now, I kind of enjoy it, or at least tolerate it.
Santos
player, 2474 posts
Eldest Ancient Dragon
The Dragon God
Mon 18 Apr 2011
at 05:20
  • msg #659

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Soooooo....  Game of Thrones = Awesome in both Book and HBO series.
Aribeth
player, 2219 posts
Mon 18 Apr 2011
at 06:45
  • msg #660

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

was it just one episode that aired or the entire thing?
Santos
player, 2518 posts
Eldest Ancient Dragon
The Dragon God
Mon 18 Apr 2011
at 06:48
  • msg #661

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

see Spoilers Thread
Aribeth
player, 2225 posts
Mon 18 Apr 2011
at 06:48
  • msg #662

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

all ready did :p
jioan
player, 2927 posts
Wed 1 Jun 2011
at 14:05
  • msg #663

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Isn't this thread redundant with the Spoilers thread?
Ember
player, 1913 posts
Goddess of Cute,
Sweet and Vengeful.
Wed 27 Jul 2011
at 23:55
  • msg #664

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Walks on stage and belts out Yankee Doodle Dandy as little green toy soldiers do the can-can... or try tooo.
One soldier with a limp keeps falling and knocking a few of the others over.
The two with a bazooka are off their marks and keep {unsuccessfully} trying to correct themselves.
The one wearing a pink Tutu is rather confused and is trying to do Swan Lake.
The Captain is going from one soldier to another doing his version of the can-can, which involves boots and their rear ends.
praguepride
player, 4097 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Mon 30 Apr 2012
at 19:15
  • msg #665

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

what...the...hello :D
jioan
player, 4803 posts
Mon 2 Jul 2012
at 18:52
  • msg #666

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

A GM should probably delete this thread.
praguepride
player, 4274 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Tue 3 Jul 2012
at 14:22
  • msg #667

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

DELETE ME!!
Yoss
GM, 27658 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 2 Oct 2013
at 20:38
  • msg #668

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

*Clears throat*

Young man up on the hillside
Teaching new ways
Each word winning them over
Each heart a kindled flame
Old men watch from the outside
Guarding their prey
Threatened by the voice of the paragon
Leading their lambs away
Leading them far away

Chorus:
Nobody knew His secret ambition
Nobody knew His claim to fame
He broke the old rules steeped in tradition
He tore the Holy Veil away
Questioning those in powerful position
Running to those who called His name
(But) Nobody knew His secret ambition
Was to give His life away

His rage shaking the temple
His word to the wise
His hand healing on the seventh day
His love wearing no disguise
Some say Death to the radical
He's way out of line
Some say Praise be the miracle
God sends a blessed sign
A blessed sign for troubled times

Chorus:
Nobody knew His secret ambition
Nobody knew His claim to fame
He broke the old rules steeped in tradition
He tore the Holy Veil away
Questioning those in powerful position
Running to those who called His name
(But) Nobody knew His secret ambition
Was to give His life away

No, no
No, no
I tell you nobody knew,
Untill he gave his life away
FourLegged
GM, 39865 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 26 Oct 2013
at 05:50
  • msg #669

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

That is a good idea.  Perhaps we could replace this thread with a karaoke revival.
Athena
player, 487 posts
Sun 27 Oct 2013
at 01:38
  • msg #670

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I like that idea!
Kagura
player, 16524 posts
Mostly Human
Mostly Harmless...
Sun 27 Oct 2013
at 14:03
  • msg #671

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Ooh, karaoke. I remember the one time Raz and I sang a duet in karaoke. That was fun! Let's do it!
Athena
player, 499 posts
Mon 28 Oct 2013
at 05:23
  • msg #672

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

How will it work though?
Yoss
GM, 28147 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 28 Oct 2013
at 18:15
  • msg #673

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

This already IS for karaoke; we just opened up the topic a bit wider so that you can post other things too.
Kagura
player, 16533 posts
Mostly Human
Mostly Harmless...
Mon 28 Oct 2013
at 21:59
  • msg #674

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

To answer you question Athena, basically you just "get up on stage" and post the lyrics to a song that you're "singing". You can ham it up or whatever with a bit of roleplay, or just sing it straight, whatever floats your boat.
Athena
player, 630 posts
Mon 28 Oct 2013
at 23:53
  • msg #675

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are

Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...
Romeo and Juliet

40,000 men and women everyday... Like Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday... Redefine happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are

Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear we couldn't go on
The door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew and then he appeared
Saying don't be afraid

Come on baby... And we had no fear
And she ran to him... Then they started to fly
We looked backward and said goodbye
We had become like they are
She had taken his hand
We had become like they are

Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
Yoss
GM, 28238 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Tue 29 Oct 2013
at 16:14
  • msg #676

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Bravo!  (Reminds me of playing RockBand.)
Athena
player, 650 posts
Tue 29 Oct 2013
at 16:30
  • msg #677

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Karaoka is one of my favorite hobbies! :)
Yoss
GM, 28258 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Tue 29 Oct 2013
at 16:32
  • msg #678

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I find karaoke difficult because I do not listen to the popular songs.
FourLegged
GM, 40027 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 3 Nov 2013
at 00:30
  • msg #679

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Sing the unpopular ones.  To heck with them if they don't play along.
Yoss
GM, 28349 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 4 Nov 2013
at 21:13
  • msg #680

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

If I karaoke at all, I end up singing songs from social events of long ago.  Like, "Bye Bye Bye" from NSync.
LuLu Prayer
player, 366 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Thu 7 Nov 2013
at 17:02
  • msg #681

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I love karaoke, on the other hand I half despise dancing
Yoss
GM, 28564 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Thu 7 Nov 2013
at 17:59
  • msg #682

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

If you like chess, there's a more exciting variant coming out...

http://www.eurogamer.net/artic...lds-most-famous-game
Just a girl passing through
player, 599 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Sat 9 Nov 2013
at 08:56
  • msg #683

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

I can't sing and I suck a chess, and most other board games for that matter...   what am I to do?
FourLegged
GM, 40415 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 9 Nov 2013
at 17:20
  • msg #684

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Find a message board based word and trivia game with some light role-playing?
Just a girl passing through
player, 658 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Sat 9 Nov 2013
at 18:33
  • msg #685

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

*eyes light up at the word role-play* ROOOOOLEPLAAAY

*ray of light*
PrettyBirdie
player, 516 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 01:07
  • msg #686

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Birdie clears her throat, and steps nervously onto the stage. Picking up the microphone, she tentatively taps on it, making sure it works, and then clears her throat. "I'd like to dedicate this song to my dad." She points to offstage, and the music begins.


Badum bum bum bum

"I love, I love, I love my calender girl
Yeah, sweet calender girl
I love, I love, I love my calender girl
Each and every day of the year

January, You start the year off fine
February, You're my little valentine
March, I'm gonna march you down the aisle
April, You're the Easter Bunny when you smile

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calender girl
Every day every day, every day every day of the year
Every day of the year

May, Maybe if I ask your dad and mom
June, They'll let me take you to the Junior Prom
July, Like a firecracker all aglow
August, When you're on the beach you steal the show

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calender girl
Every day every day, every day every day of the year
Every day of the year

September, Light the candles at your Sweet Sixteen
October, Romeo and Juliet on Halloween
November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me
December, You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calender girl
Every day every day, every day every day of the year"




The music dies out, and, with a bow, Birdie exits stage right.
FourLegged
GM, 40440 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 20:46
  • msg #687

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

FourLegged stands up and claps enthusiastically.  "Woo-hoo!  Yay,  PrettyBirdie!"
Just a girl passing through
player, 767 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Mon 11 Nov 2013
at 09:12
  • msg #688

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

...  *sitting completely unprepared for what had just happened GPT wonders what more could be said*
LuLu Prayer
player, 460 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 11 Nov 2013
at 17:29
  • msg #689

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

LuLu stares in wonder as she has only just recently realized that Birdie is female, and feels extremely bad for having thought otherwise for quite awhile
Just a girl passing through
player, 841 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Tue 12 Nov 2013
at 08:28
  • msg #690

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

GPT laughs at LuLu
LuLu Prayer
player, 585 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sat 16 Nov 2013
at 14:36
  • msg #691

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

LuLu smacks GPT upside the head and then laughs gently
PrettyBirdie
player, 560 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Sat 16 Nov 2013
at 18:07
  • msg #692

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Coming down off the stage, Birdie reassures LuLu that while she is female everywhere else, she enjoys playing both genders and plays a guy in the dungeoneering thread.
LuLu Prayer
player, 614 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sat 16 Nov 2013
at 18:10
  • msg #693

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Lulu grins 'So I can address you however I wish?' she asked with serious curiosity
PrettyBirdie
player, 561 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Sat 16 Nov 2013
at 20:34
  • msg #694

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

"I will not fuss, but I prefer to play the part of a guy in the dungeons only." Birdie grins. "I don't play a guy in any of the others."
LuLu Prayer
player, 627 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sat 16 Nov 2013
at 20:52
  • msg #695

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Lulu nods, then goes upstage and begins to juggle, first with teddy bears, and then with knives, and when she was done she put her things back in her grey messenger bag and bowed, It was odd that she had those things randomly on hand-- Also odd that those huge teddy bears had no problem easily slipping into her medium sized bag
PrettyBirdie
player, 562 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Sat 16 Nov 2013
at 23:49
  • msg #696

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Birdie begins clapping loudly. "Surprising, but well done, LuLu." She grins.
LuLu Prayer
player, 632 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sun 17 Nov 2013
at 04:37
  • msg #697

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Lulu goes back to her seat, and grabs a hug from Birdie, before she sits down
PrettyBirdie
player, 563 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Sun 17 Nov 2013
at 04:53
  • msg #698

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Birdie grins mischievously. "Hey LuLu, wanna drag Heath up on stage and get him to do something?" She doesn't mention that she had first thought of saying Vixcis, rather than Heath - that would be much more dangerous.
LuLu Prayer
player, 640 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sun 17 Nov 2013
at 18:02
  • msg #699

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

'Sure, why not?' lulu responds as she stands and follows Birdie to Heath
PrettyBirdie
player, 567 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Sun 17 Nov 2013
at 18:59
  • msg #700

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Birdie goes up to Heath. "Hey Heath, we have a surprise for you!" She grabs his hand and tries to drag him up on stage. With LuLu's help, she's sure they can succeed...
LuLu Prayer
player, 644 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sun 17 Nov 2013
at 19:19
  • msg #701

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Helping Birdie with Heath, lulu grins widely, she wonders what Birdie has in mind, and what Heath will do
Yoss
GM, 28918 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 18 Nov 2013
at 19:13
  • msg #702

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

While the girls wrestle with Heath, Yoss sneaks up on stage.  "I'd like to dedicate this to my associate, whose wife recently gave birth, went home seeminly healthy, then swooned a week later.  After being rushed to the hospital it was discoverd that she had been bleeding internally and they did not catch it in time.  She's gone.  I can hardly imagine the pain he's in." (True story)

Yoss queues the music and sings:

"I'm trying hard not to think You unkind
But Heavenly Father
If You know my heart
Surely You can read my mind

Good people underneath the sea of grief
Some get up and walk away
Some will find ultimate relief

Home free, eventually
At the ultimate healing
We will be home free

Home free, oh I've got a feeling
At the ultimate healing
We will be home free

Out in the corridors, we pray for life
A mother for her baby
A husband for his wife
Sometimes the good die young

It's sad but true
And while we pray for one more heartbeat
The real comfort is with You

You know pain has little mercy
And suffering's no respecter of age
Of race or position

I know every prayer gets answered
But the hardest one to pray is slow to come
Oh Lord, not mine, but Thy will be done

Let it be

Home free, eventually
At the ultimate healing
We will be home free

Home free, oh I've got a feeling
At the ultimate healing
We will be home free

Home free, eventually
At the ultimate healing
Gonna be home free

Home free, oh its more than a feeling
At the ultimate healing
Gonna be home free"

Yoss walks off quietly and sits in the corner.
PrettyBirdie
player, 583 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Mon 18 Nov 2013
at 19:16
  • msg #703

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

With tears in her eyes, Birdie quietly applauds and sniffles, soon stopping her applause to dig through her pockets for a tissue.
Yoss
GM, 28940 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 18 Nov 2013
at 19:50
  • msg #704

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Yoss pulls a box of tissue out of his Portable Portal™ and hands it to Birdie, then returns to the corner.
PrettyBirdie
player, 589 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Mon 18 Nov 2013
at 20:34
  • msg #705

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Birdie smiles, and takes the tissue gratefully.

Yoss's song having set a rather sad tone, and having put Birdie in mind of a loss of her own, she feels the need to sing a song, with slightly altered lyrics...


I still hear your song when I sit in my room
I still feel your heart as it beats true
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard, to fly high

'Cause every time you chirped, I got this feeling
And every time we touched, I felt I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast?
I wanted this to last
Needed you by my side

Cause every time you chirped, I felt so happy
And when I touched your wings, I reached for the sky
Can't you feel my heart beat slow
I can't let you go
Wanted you in my life

Your wings are my dreaming, your heart is my sky
You wipe away tears that I cry
Ooo.. The good and the bad times, we've been through them all
You made me fly when I'd fall

'Cause every time you sang, I got this feeling
And every time we touched I felt I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast?
I wanted this to last
Needed you by my side

'Cause every time you sang, I felt so happy
And when I touched your wings, I reached for the sky
Can't you feel my heart beat so?
I can't let you go
Wanted you in my life

Every time you chirped, I got this feeling
And every time we touched I felt I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast?
I wanted this to last
Needed you by my side

'Cause every time you chirped, I felt so happy
And when I touched your wings, I reached for the sky
Can't you feel my heart beat so?
I can't let you go
Wanted you in my life...




Birdie, struggling to hold back tears, flees the stage to recover her composure.



Rest in peace, Daisy.
This message was last edited by the player at 20:45, Mon 18 Nov 2013.
Yoss
GM, 28961 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 18 Nov 2013
at 20:39
  • msg #706

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Yoss claps a bit for Birdie.

PrettyBirdie:
Heath's song having set a rather sad tone

Odd, I thought Heath was being wrestled because he DIDN'T sing.
PrettyBirdie
player, 591 posts
Tweet! Tweet! Chirp!
Polly want sugar!
Mon 18 Nov 2013
at 20:45
  • msg #707

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Yoss, sorry. I get you two confused so easily, it seems. Will edit.
Yoss
GM, 28963 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 18 Nov 2013
at 21:50
  • msg #708

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Thanks.
LuLu Prayer
player, 652 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Fri 22 Nov 2013
at 10:28
  • msg #709

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Seeing as Birdie had dropped Heath, Lulu did too, and after seeing the two very sad songs having been sung, she felt the need to put a better mood in the air, so she went to the stage and began to sing, the faintest of irish accents beaming through her hilarious song;
'Well, I came into a scolding wife a few short years ago
And ever since I lead a life of misery and woe
My wife she is a tyrant around the room and the inn
Ah, she'd sell me to the devil for a glass or two of Gin

Sure I'll get up and go to work as mild as any man
And she'll get up and dress herself and go and have her dram
And if I chance to say a word, it's well I know my doom
She'll follow me with the fire shovel up and down the room'
/For this part she took a tambourine out of her grayish-green messenger bag and used it to add extra bounce to the song/
'And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang meself If I get married again
And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
Oh, I swear to God I'll hang meself if I get married again

When I get home at breakfast time she'll tap me on the head
When I come home at dinner time I'll find her drunk in bed
When I come home at supper time my patience I must stop
'Cause she drank what's in the teapot and I must drink the slops!

And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang meself If I get married again
And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
Oh, I swear to God I'll hang meself if I get married again

Well, once I asked me scolding wife if I could go to bed
She scarce gave me an hour on the pillow to lay me head
When like a roarin' lion she came bustin' down the door
She caught me by the middle and threw me naked on the floor!

And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang meself If I get married again
And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
Oh, I swear to God I'll hang meself if I get married again

Now, me and my companions go to a public place
She'll search around the neighbourhood until she finds my face
She'll hoist me up and ridicule me for the company
Saying, "Petticoat is you master, and forevermore shall be."

And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang meself If I get married again
And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
Oh, I swear to God I'll hang meself if I get married again

And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang meself If I get married again
And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
Oh, I swear to God I'll hang meself if I get married again

And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang meself If I get married again
And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
Oh, I swear to God I'll hang meself if I get married again

And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang meself If I get married again
And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
Oh, I swear to God I'll hang meself if I get married again~~'


When she was done singing she took her tambourine and bowed, before putting it away and hopping off stage with a bit of a grin
FourLegged
GM, 40543 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 24 Nov 2013
at 21:31
  • msg #710

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

FourLegged enthusiastically applaudes
LuLu Prayer
player, 693 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 25 Nov 2013
at 10:50
  • msg #711

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

She chuckled softly at FL
Yoss
GM, 29285 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Fri 6 Dec 2013
at 20:44
  • msg #712

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Despite the upbeat tune, that's still a sad song.  Sad people, both of them.
LuLu Prayer
player, 733 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sun 12 Jan 2014
at 21:37
  • msg #713

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Lulu sighs 'D'you have a better idea to lift these spirits then, Yoss?' she said in that same silken voice which meets your mind before it collides with your ears
Taz
player, 54 posts
Exceedingly interested
in the oddest of things
Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 15:56
  • msg #714

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

"Why on earth is everyone so sad?" Taz asks quietly
jioan
player, 5837 posts
Tue 7 Jul 2015
at 14:50
  • msg #715

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Probably because no one else is here.
FourLegged
GM, 41547 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 27 Dec 2015
at 08:38
  • msg #716

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

The theater is closed for the Winter season?
ChupaBob
player, 180 posts
Fri 1 Jan 2016
at 07:33
  • msg #717

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Chupa Bob sweeps up spilled popcorn around the theater seats.
Heath
GM, 18223 posts
Don't click my picture!
This space is blank.
Mon 4 Jan 2016
at 20:14
  • msg #718

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

They have apparently moved the link, so now I must repost again the link to "Heat Vision and Jack."

http://www.bing.com/videos/sea...B8E1C&FORM=VIRE2

If you love Jack Black and Ben Stiller at their wackiest, you might just like this.  It's the 30 minute unaired pilot for a television show in 1999.
Nyoze
player, 230 posts
Tue 12 Jan 2016
at 04:35
  • msg #719

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Nyoze spills more popcorn around the theatre dancing to whatever he's listening to.
Tanner
player, 370 posts
Wait... you mean the
green goop isn't edible?
Sat 12 May 2018
at 21:33
  • msg #720

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Tanner arrives, dismounting his mighty steed and sits to listen to the lofty antics of Jack Black and Ben Stiller.
Froggychum
player, 288 posts
Sun 13 May 2018
at 16:30
  • msg #721

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

froggychum watches cartoons in the corner like a true cringelord betamale
The Fool on the Hill
player, 995 posts
Wed 16 Aug 2023
at 22:54
  • msg #722

Re: Time Waster Theatre and Site Seeing

Hey, let's sing along!

https://youtu.be/T3g9QUT_oP0
Sign In