...out comes an enormous electric bill.

In goes a box of stale cranberry pop-tarts...

...out comes moldy cranberry strudel

in goes Santos...

Out comes a Hungarian Horntail

In goes the above

out comes the GEICO lizard

in goes his wallet

Out comes a really bad commercial

in goes an even worse McDonalds commercial

out comes a fat kid

In goes a Subway commercial

Out comes a sandwhich

in goes the Hamburglar

out comes 15-20 years

In goes Jarod from Subway

Out comes a Power Ranger

in goes a bad car insurance commercial

out comes an even worse auto insurance commercial

in goes the broken roll to dodge thread

out comes a fixed R2D thread (sorry)

In goes a barrel of TnT

out comes explosive wind up monkeys

in goes a pair of gloves

Out comes a copy of Super Smash Brothers

Out comes more nothing.

in goes a rollercoaster.

Out comes a chicken

in goes a phoenix

out comes a pile of ash

In goes dust.

Out comes man

In goes man

Out comes a puddle of primordial ooze.

In goes a vampire and a bottle of plasma

Out comes a super vampire like the ones from BtVS season 7!

In goes a Buddhist Monk.

Out comes a Buddhist Monk.  (Don't mess w/the monks, that'd be bad karma!)

In goes 4 quarters and a fresh shnirkle.

Out comes a dollar and a used shnirkle.

In goes Al Gore.

...out comes a solar powered electric chair and a wind powered fan.

In goes a bucket of dogma and a teaspoon of karma...

Out comes a dog driving a car.

In goes said car driving dog.

Out comes a smashed up dog & car.

In goes a thermos of hot coffee and a sweaty construction worker.

Out comes a pile of ashes.

In go all of society's problems.