Out comes nookie.

In goes Micester and some cheese.

Out comes some Micester muenster

In goes the cryogenicly frozen head of walt disney.

And out comes a finally good disney

In goes your dreams and hopes

Out comes a democratically (good-intentionally) twisted misinterpretation of your dreams and hopes.

In goes smoke and mirrors...

out comes Niel Gaiman.

In goes the Sandman

Out comes sand, man...

In goes a fruit smoothie and a naked playboy model

Out comes borderline-illegal, easy money,

In goes a jar of dirt.

Out comes a nicely aged planet packed with highly evolved biological organisms.

In goes the news along with a person who has sworn never to lie

Out comes a lyre :D


In goes a stringed medieval instrument...

Out comes a medieval instrument string.

In goes a billion dollar bailout and a failure of capitalism

Out comes a small blue rabbit. Yep, that is all.

In goes a small disappointing rabbit...

Out comes a billion dollar bailout and healthcare for all (and global wars are ended)!

In goes an "In and Out".  heh

Out comes a used prostitute :(

In goes Yo Mamma! (the joke, not your actual mother)

Out comes Yo Mamma! (your actual mother)

In goes parenthetical explanations (which sometimes may be helpful, but good writing generally explains itself better without tacked-on paranethetical additions -- although I admit I do it all the time)

Out comes a footnote.


In goes a foot note.

Out comes a piece of paper with 'athlete's foot' written on it.

In goes 2012 Olympics

Out comes several claims of steroid enchancements...

In goes a gold olympic medal

Out comes a Jamaican bob sled team.

IN goes a bobsled

Out comes a guy named Bob on a sled.

In goes every Pokemon.

Out comes a big pile of money.

In goes a credit card...

Out comes a thief running away with said credit card.

In goes my dignity.

Out comes an abiding and total lack of shame.


In goes a package of very old twinkies

Out comes a very satisfied survivor of the zombie apocalypse.

In goes a large Domino's pizza.

Out comes a load of dominos and a fat man eating your pizza.

In goes an innocent child

out comes a weary wrinkled adult

in goes an Olympic muscular athlete