^ knows what's ^
v doesn't know what's what

^ is adept at confounding
v cheats at solitaire

^ does great at solitaire
V Doesn't put the seat down

^ Doesn't complain about < toilet manners
V Complains about absolutely everything, honestly it's dreadful

^ Has vast awareness of others complaints
v Has no awareness

^ Is a good judge of character
v Doesn't know an awesome person from a douchebag

^ has character
V is a character

^ is a powerful being who spreads joy wherever he goes
v spreads something other than joy

^ is aged
V is infantile

^ Is genius
V Is moronic

^ is nice
V is unhelpful

^ Is a Pretty
V Is a horror to look upon so great aliens mistook them for one of their kin

^ has a good sense of humour
V can't take a joke

^ Can really tell who is humorous and who is not
V Can't tell between < and ^^

^ has good intuition
V dose not know what intuition means

^ Is kind and sweet and knows alot of big words
v Is grammatically erred and doesn't know any words that are more than three letters long

^Is sweet and funny
V is irritating

^ IS KIND AND QUIET!
v IS LOUDER THAN EVEN I!!!

^ is fun
V is mean

^ IS BOUNCY AND ENERGETIC, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!!
v IS TERRIBLY LAZY AND LETHARGIC!

^ is cute and sleepy
V horrid

Thanks, I just got my eyestalks repositioned.

You are an inept poster.

nope but I am new enough to still be learning

 you too dumb to teach

I am glad to still be a student.

I fart in your general direction!

i have a cold

you are odd