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^Is new

vIs old

^Is as sweet as a cookie!

V is like lemons

^ knows the secret to making great lemonade

V can't cook

^ Has been about the block

v Has never seen the light of day

^ is very good at what ^ does
v does nothing, well.

^ Is a contradiction

v Is Starburst

Is a cookie.

V Is a cheese poof

^ has good taste in cookies
V would taste good in cookies

^Has good taste in flavoring

V is weird.

^ can spot the weird with skill
v is spotty

^ Is like a sugary rainbow
V is akward

^ has little idea what awkward really is

v knows everything, and nothing, and the lack of anything at all

^ is zen
v can't spell zen

^ Is correct on the matter of zhen
v Has no idea on the matter of Zhen

^ correctly points out that Zen has no matter and is incorporeal in nature
v thinks v was the subject of incorporeal punishment in school

^ is open minded enough to understand that incorporeal punishments do in fact exist
v Thinks that ethereal means the same thing as incorporeal

^ knows subtle meanings
V can't discern

^ Knows the whole story.

v has no clue

^ is astute
v is obtuse

^ Is Lingual
v Is uneducated

^ is the queen
V is the jester

^ Is a wonderful cookie
v Is much less than a cookie

^ takes the cake
V is left with the crumbs

^ Is extremely generous
V Couldn't give a bloody thing away if he had to for his lifes sake

^ wouldn't take >'s life
v couldn't give v's life away