^ is great with evens and odds
v makes even odd look even


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^ has leadership skills
V is doomed to lead

^ noticed I was made of metal (mostly gold, but some lead).
V is more valuable than gold.

^ Is too busy being a caricature of his own character
v Is perfectly sane, and has a knack for being themselves

^ Failed to make an interesting character

V Needs no plot beyond the already perfection they have

^ is observant :)
v is too stupid to know this isn't a compliment

^ is kind enough to make insults look like compliments.
V's compliments look like insults.

^ engages in righteous self-flagellation for perceived mistakes.
V thinks that self-flagellation refers to gaseous discharge and scatological humor.

^ has a good understanding of English
V Is illiterate

^ is more literate than I.
v is a member of Hufflepuff.

^ was sad to hear that five Brazilians died in a skydiving accident.
v was even more sad to lose so many tragically, and asked, "How much is a brazilian anyway?"

^ knows his numbers.
v probably can't even count as well as Microsoft. (Who went from 8 to 10 and from 360 to 1)

^Might be good at math
V does not know what maths is

^ is wrong about that.
v is most likely correct.

^ is most correctly unliked.
v is correctly mostly liked.

^ is contradictory when ^ and v are the same person.
v probably will also make a contradiction.

^ has a momma who is so statist, she duckfaces for traffic cameras.
v has a momma who is so anarchist, she wore a Guy Fawkes mask to church. (Coming from me, this is a compliment.)

^ remembers the 5th of November
v needs to watch a decent movie (Like V for Vendetta)

^ is on Santa's nice list
v is on Krampus' hit list

^ is a beautiful marsupial
v is a sad simian

^ is accurate
v is a radical leftist (puke)

^ Is the best kind of chum.
v Smells like old fish.

^ just resurrected a nice game!
v never had a good idea

^ has fabulous taste in art
v thinks you're literally supposed to taste the art

^ Thinks that baking cakes is a form of art
v Thinks that baking soda is a form of baking