To: Herman Cain
From: rekzkarz

Ooops -- I guess Colbert wants you to win!  I may have been wrong when I said you won't be President (altho I doubt it).

To: Newt Gingrich
From: rekzkarz

Hey Newt, I think the people finally realized you ARE an ideas person.  But, they also realized that your ideas suck.
Sorry bud, maybe if you hadn't foolishly tried to position yourself as an outsider -- after working 25+ years in DC in Congress.  (It was a bold lie -- but kinda hard to buy.  FYI - Outsider doesn't mean "b/c I've been ostracized from my co-conspirators.")
Upside for you is you'll likely become a multimillionaire government lobbyist after this debacle.

To: ASWoT
From: Bart

Memo: I love you all, even the ones I haven't met yet (probably), but I'm afraid I don't have the time that I used to have anymore.  Let's see... the last time I was posting here, I think I was a manager at Del Taco.  I then became office manager at a metalworking company.  We bought a powdercoating company when the owner decided to retire, and then the economy started to go downhill.

Nevermind that powdercoating lasts for like 20 years when paint in the same conditions might only last for 2 years, powdercoating is 3-4 times more expensive than painting and when people don't have the money they'll just repaint every year or two or let things appear weathered.  Weathered is the new black. :p

All the powdercoaters in the area were going out of business and we hung on until we were the last one in the county (the only one in the IE that was willing to do a commercial job at the time), then we sold out to a competitor who'd been in business since 1848 and consequently had owned their giant building for years so they didn't have to pay rent, had very low property taxes, etc.  C'est la vie.

I had an abundance of spare time, so I started volunteering more, working with the Boy Scouts and Rotary.  I ended up working last summer as Outdoor Skills Director at a Boy Scout camp and I currently work as a Host and Activity Director at a "traditional" camp on weekends and part time at a drycleaners during the week while I also attend school to get my EMT license so that I can more into a camp medic position or something.  I think I'll be working as a low-ropes/COPE director this summer, then getting my Wilderness First Aid Instructor cert.  I'm also a Leave No Trace Master Educator so I might be attending the big conference for that in Alabama this fall.  I'm also attending BYU-Idaho online because I never did finish my Bachelor's degree (I kept leaving school to work).

I'm going to be an Enforcer at PAX East this April, playing zone defense in the Expo Hall.  As a green badge, I'll be the last line of defense in case of emergencies, which I'm excited about.  I'm the Scoutmaster for my old Scout troop, I lead the music in my church, and I also do some other volunteer activities.

What can I say -- like Prince Humperdinck, I'm swamped (although I don't have my country's 500th anniversary to plan nor my wife to murder or Guilder to frame for it.  In other news, I bought a 1984 Honda Magna 500cc motorcycle several months ago, a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Honda_VF500C_84.jpg except it's not magenta, it's black.

If you'd like to correspond with me, you can find me on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/Banaticus or you can email me at myUsernameHere.humphries@gmail.com

To: Bart
From: ASWOT

Come back! We enjoy your witty comments and guesses to riddles.

To: Bart
From: Vixcis

Not all of us enjoy your witty comments and guesses to riddles. But we did miss you.

To: Bart
From: REkz

Some of us don't know about your witty comments and guesses to riddles.
Nor did some of us miss you, but some of us may have pined for all beings (and you may have been included in the 'all').

To: REkzkaRZ
From: praguepride


There's a new king in town!

To: praguepride
From: REkzkaRZ

Who would want a no-lifer as King?
You can't be more than a Duke, unless you get a life.

To: REkzkaRZ
From: praguepride

The revolution has started. Viva la prague!

To: praguepride
From: REkzkaRZ

The evolution continues, what's so new about you?

To: REkzkaRZ
From: praguepride


I can breath oxygen!

To: praguepride
From: REkzkaRZ

Breathing oxygen ain't new -- how about taking carbon out of the atmosphere while generating power?

To: REkzkaRZ
From: Tanner

We need carbon in the air for the trees to generate oxygen for us to inturn use it for breathing and burning to create energy :3

To: REkzkaRZ
CC: Tanner
From: praguepride

YOU GUYS IS CRAZY!

To: Current players
CC: Absent players
Subject: Greetings


Hello!

To: Keeper of the Hall
Memo: You've fallen way behind in your duties.

To: Players
CC: Revival
Subject: It appears that ASWOT has been Athena-jacked

To: Just a girl passing through
CC: Revival
Subject: RE: It appears that ASWOT has been Athena-jacked

Really?  I hadn't noticed.

In reply to FourLegged (msg # 739):

I got the memo and fast forwarded!

To: Athena
Subject: Fast Forward?

I'm not sure what you mean.

To: Everyone
Subject: Pokémon Parody!

Lemme change this to the subject I'MMA BE THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS! TO POST IT IS MY REAL TEST! TO WASTE TIME IS MY CAUSE! ROYALTY!

To: Amy
Subject: Royalty

Welcome to the game!

To:ASWOT
Subject: Records

Message: The info board is in progress of being updated for 2013, 1st of Nov, The Keeper of the Hall and Royal Recorder are working collaboratively to bring us up to date information regarding the post count, weekly awards (for posts and otherwise) and of course the time sheet for the war of the royals.  If anything, anything at all appears incorrect, or off by as much as a second please inform one or both of us immediately.

Thank you for your time
Sincerely Just a girl, passing through

To: Just a girl, passing through
Subject: RE: Records

The Keeper of the Hall and Royal Recorder are both awesome rock stars who deserve all the credit that they get and exponentially more.

A Koala

To: FL
CC: GPT, RR, KotH, et. al.
Subject: Records

Hold a pace that you can maintain.  We love having the help!