like your screwing it up right now with the farts?

1. Dan is an ordinary man with an extraordinary secret: He's really two dwarves standing on top of each other!
2. Larry is an auto mechanic with a dirty obsession:  he must work on the cars of female, married Jewish CPAs.
3. Griswold is the local sheriff, but is in fact a Martian.
4. Lucy is a female, married Jewish CPA.
5. Dan saw Larry attempt to disable Lucy's car and tries to alert the authorities without bringing suspicion upon himself.
6. Griswold was eating a donut with some rituals that was out of this world and for that, he ignored Dan's call.

dead head thread?

Yeah....  I think we're just too random to support a game like this one

yup yup.

1. Dan is an ordinary man with an extraordinary secret: He's really two dwarves standing on top of each other!
2. Larry is an auto mechanic with a dirty obsession:  he must work on the cars of female, married Jewish CPAs.
3. Griswold is the local sheriff, but is in fact a Martian.
4. Lucy is a female, married Jewish CPA.
5. Dan saw Larry attempt to disable Lucy's car and tries to alert the authorities without bringing suspicion upon himself.
6. Griswold was eating a donut with some rituals that was out of this world and for that, he ignored Dan's call.
7. The car stalled when Lucy tried to start it.

yet another game that I dont like.

1. Dan is an ordinary man with an extraordinary secret: He's really two dwarves standing on top of each other, and they both have mustaches!
2. Larry is an auto mechanic with a dirty obsession:  he must work on the cars of female, married Jewish CPAs, as long as they are taller than him.
3. Griswold is the local sheriff, but is in fact a Martian, with diabetes.
4. Lucy is a female, married Jewish CPA, taller than shaq.
5. Dan saw Larry attempt to disable Lucy's car and tries to alert the authorities without bringing suspicion upon himself, by using a comically large phone.
6. Griswold was eating a donut with some rituals that was out of this world and for that, he ignored Dan's call, but slipped on cold coffee.
7. The car stalled when Lucy tried to start it, because it was alive.
8. Dan can't juggle, and neither could Stan, his dwarf twin!

Not sure how this is supposed to work...

then real the rules scot man!

It said it was supposed to end at the fifth line, but obviously that didn't happen.

whoa whoa whoa... calm down. i dont even know the rules..

Then read them, and we can discuss how this failed.

I prefer you reading them, then explining them to me then we discuss it.. a win win situation for me..

Too bad I don't prefer that too.

then what do you want, picky little scot man?

then what do you want, picky little scot man?

For you to read them perhaps?

then we have a problem..

No, you have a problem.

Alas, we both have a problem.

Pretty sure I don't...

pretty sure i dont either.

that was a typo!