This is the Time Waster Bumper Car Arena, where time wasters can compete to be the first to bump our advertisement in the RPOL "Wanted - Players" forum each week.  Roleplaying in this thread is encouraged, but one may only roleplay a bump in their bumper car if they manage to make a legal bump to the ad.

As part of this game, I'm making a new award called the Bumper Car Award.  It will go to whoever makes the first legal bump to our ad in Wanted Players each week.  (A bump is a post in our ad in order to move it to the top of the forum list.)  There must be at least seven full 24 hour days since the last ad bump before another bump is possible.  Players must follow all RPOL and Wanted - Players rules.  If you are not familiar with the rules of Wanted Players, please read the rules: Link to WP Rules

When you're ready, go to our ad: Link to ASWOT WP Ad

When you make the bump, you can post whatever you want, but try to keep it short.  It might be fun so say something you like about ASWOT or do a short bumper car roleplay statement or whathaveyou.

After your bump has been in Wanted Players for a few weeks, please go delete it so that our ad doesn't overflow onto a second page.

Let the games begin!
This message was last edited by the GM at 17:27, Thu 10 Oct 2013.

*Drives around like a madman.*

*wipes the grease and black paint off her hands with a dirty rag* That should do it. *the ninja bumper car humms electrically and throws a few sparks off of it's antenna* Beautiful. ^_^

*Does figure 8s for a little.*

*jumps into her pink sparkly bumper car and whizzes around laughing maniacally*

*looks at the person in the scary pink car* Who, might I ask, are YOU... and are you sure you want to get into the middle of this arena right now?

I was thinking of bumping heath this time around, but I really am not sure.  What do you think?

I think... the new person needs to be properly bumped by a pro. ^_^

That isn't a bad idea.  But heath did have a realativly serious threat of taking the bump.  Probably against me.

Hmm, yes, that may be true... ah well, do as you see fit.

And I could always bump you ;)

We need to have the links put in the first post please.

You could try, Cody.

I am gonna get it... again.  I havn't passed Yoss yet.

I occasionally update my previous bumps in the players wanted in order to add more detail.  Maybe I'll consolidate into one bump next time I get the official bump.

I think it's about time that I manage to get the bump again. It's been awhile since I've been in contention for it.

There was little competition for a while.

Oh yeah? Well then, I'm glad that I'm back in the running.

I will have more joy now that I am beating someone ;)

Done. I noticed the lack just before reading your post. Sorry about that.

I never use the link anyway.

Beating... someone? Where? Who?

Here, you :P

HA! You're not beating me... much...

How many bumps do you have?

... that doesn't matter right now?

Yes, because I have more than you ;)

Bah! Humbug! *peals out in her little ninja car*

*Continues to drive like a madman.*

*starts predicting Cody's movements*

*Moves entirely randomly.*

*starts quoting NUMB3RS* Even randomness has a pattern...

*Cody starts to go up and then through random dementions.*

*calls after him* Still a pattern!!

*Comes from the 15th demention to behind Kagura and then goes into the 9th demention.*

*escapes into the blue dimension and through the 18th inside Cody's head*

*Cody goes to ring form.*

*jumps through the center of the ring via the apple dimension and out around back of Cody's car*

Impressive.

*Stops.*

Why thank you. ^_^ I learned it in my time at ninja school.

*Waits.*

*turns about to face Cody* What are you waiting for?

And you thought you could predict my movements.

*Waits more.*

I can only predict movements that are being made!

So you can't predict what I will do only how I will move?

*Cody takes notes.*

*Raises sail* soon bod the bumping will be our ARRRRRR!

*Releases another missle for his car.*

Blue crow is gone.

ASSASSINATION!

Bummer.

its okay, I had another guy:)

I will enjoy this bump, but still don't know who I will bump... prolly heath...

It's tomorrow, right? Tuesday?

If I'm lucky I'll make it... but I have an exam tomorrow unless we get a freak second snow day here... which is unlikely.

It is tomorrow, I don't remember what time though.

Yeeeeeeehaw!  *Yoss bumps Cody*

lol i cant bump, moderators hate me. X(

Dangit!  Yoss beat me to it.

So I'll just bump this thread for the halibut.

No.  I knew I was going to be gone for work on Tuesday when it was allowed to bump again.  Then I just assumed someone would take it... darn...

*Cody bumps Yoss.*

BUMP!

Is this a requred thread to claim royalty?
I'm guessing not since we can't keep posting players wanted.

Feel free to post all you want in here. It's just forbidden to actually bump someone unless you bump the ad. You can play almost bumping someone all you want.

*Equips bumper car with some enhancements.*

When I bump, I bump HARD.

I almost bump everyone, then have second thoughts.

Claim verified/updated.

I would bump but I fear the players wanted thread!

I triple check the date and time to make sure that I'm not going to upset the mods.

*Yoss revs up for another bump*

Brace yourself.  Your #1 spot will soon be mine.

*gets in a bumper car and begins driving back and forth menacingly*

*Tacks back and forth across the arena*

You stealing my moves BCL?

::Steps gingerly between cars and avoids, with some effort, a collision with Krimsin. (who is driving rather like Mr.Brill- on rum & coke and having a battle "flash-back").::

Thanks for the compliment.

My pleasure.  In your defence, Mr.Brill could navigate a battleship through a drainage ditch (and probably has) half drunk and standing on his head- well, I don't know that his balance is that good, but you see what I'm getting at.
Though agressive at the wheel, he is quite competent and one could learn a thing or two from the old salty dog.

Is that black lipstick you're sporting?

*does doughnuts in the corner of the arena*

*Looks at all the targets...*  It will take 3 weeks to hit all of them... who first....

This is for the PM.*  Cody crashes into Krimsin.*

BUMP!

Claim verified and updated.

Wow, I was planning to take that bump too!  You beat me to it.

To the minute.

I noticed.

*Torpedos shoot out of Cody's car and kill Heath.*

ASSASSINATION

My goodness.  Bumping and carnage!

Yes...  It would be cool if I got the bump and the assassination in the same post.  That would be a fun RP.

Doulos feels his car jolt a little as he drives.

You planning no making the bump?  I'm planning on getting it to the minute again...

*Yoss zooms in and bumps the RPOL database glitch out of ASWOT (with a lot of help from jase)*


(award claim)

*Yoss zooms in and bumps Cody.*  Hey!  We need an update of stats.

(award claim)

Updated.

*Yoss drives by and bumps into a mango.  It squishes.*

(award claim)

updated

This game seems to have very little interest from anyone but Yoss and sometimes Cody :(

You would!  So crazy, cruel owl!

He's not cruel, he's just our resident bumper.

*Yoss drives in and bumps Doulos*

You could have bumped it yesterday, you know.

(award claim)

But mangos didn't even want to play in this thread!

*finds this thread, jumps in a bumper car. Gets annoyed when the car will only do 2 miles an hour. Makes some mechanical ajustments...*

Bump verified.

Alright!  Another player!  *zooms and swerves towards Matthewgirl*

*screams and shuts her eyes as her new improved bumper car wooshes out of the way, rebounding off the wall and sending Matthewgirl spinning across the arena.

Matthewgirl regains control, glares at Yoss and bumps him!

[award claim]

To Bump is to love you and to love you, I shall bump you... and have lots of fun doing it!

That was th "Bump Love You" song! Tune in next time for "Stop! In The Name Of Bump!"!
This message was last edited by the player at 18:42, Fri 11 May 2007.

Bump verified and updated.

*Yoss whiplashes from the bump, then prepares his next approach*

*Cody approaches Yoss.*

BUMP!

"Nice," Heath says as he avoids the bump intended for Yoss.

Don't worry Heath I won't hit you... this time... :D

If so, you will be removed due to bumpyright violation!

The only danger I have is if as I'm about you hit you, you are removed from this thread for copyright violation.

Or Peter Jackson has YOU removed for copyright violation!! *Listens for Cody's gulp*

*Gulp.*

While Cody is busy gulping, Matthewgirl sneaks up behind him.

BUMP!

Bump verified and updated.

*whack*

Ooof!

I guess I fell asleep at the wheel.

*falls asleep at the wheel*

Talk about a delayed reaction.

REVENGE!
*Bumps Matthewgirl.*

BUMP!

*Tightens his gloves and hits the acceleration, BUMPing onto cody*

*Cody dodges.*

Tech:bump here only when you LEGALLY bump the ad in players wanted.

Oh, shoot. I re-read the rules and saw that you posted... Yesterday?

The bump is just tomorrow though.

You mean to say that If I were to somehow make a legal bump tomorrow, I would be able to get credit for it then?

Yes, then you could bump whoever you want.

*Swoops around and bumps beno.*

BUMP!

Bump verified and updated.

*Cody bumps Xavier.*

BUMP!

*still asleep at the wheel*

Bump verified and updated.

whoah, I just saw that there is a countdown timer in the wanted ad. How cool is that?

It's new with this version, plus, if you post too soon, instead of getting in trouble, it just won't bump.  It's like putting a chip in a car to not let it speed instead of giving tickets for speeding...

Can you say, dictatorship(loving and benevolent as it may be).

I have never even tried for this award

Cody: Well that is really cool.

Doulos: I have but it wasn't at the right time. ><

Tuesday around 2:30 PM cali time is the next one FYI.

*Bumps Doulos.*

BUMP!

Maybe that will get you in the game!

Bump verified and updated.

Cody seems to usually get it, I've noticed... At least, that's the way of it since I've started posting this time.

Yoss is in first, I'm just trying to catch up.

I see.

I have 6 or so to go I think.

*Cracks knuckles, Bumps Cody.*

(OOC: See I've never quite understood this thread, unless you're actually trying to do the bump there's no real reason to use it.)

*Spins around insanely fast screaming* HOOOOWWW DOOOO IIIIIiiI STtTtToooOOPpppPP THIISSSS?!?!?!?!~?!?!

Let me help.  *charges at CTG with his lightning-blue bumper car and gives him a nice BUMP*

((Note, I actually did the bump yesterday and forgot to post it here.))

Bumps for Beno and Yoss verified and updated.

*Goes spinning around and around.*

I'm not feeling so good...

*Starts to turn green.*

Another my first -- Weekly Bump Award.

Another award that I don't have.

Question? is it still legal to have a Non GM post a bump?

I think so, why would that change.

someone told me that in another game, I just thought I would ask before we drew the Mod's attention again.

Just follow the rules.

I was just pointing out the P-wanted thread rules. I will leave this alone now.

I generally do.

Yes.  Anyone may bump the ad.  In fact, I could probably remove all those warnings since it's pretty hard to break the rules now that the 7x24 hour limit is automatically server enforced.

Good to know, thanks.

If someone bumps early all we have to do is inform them that it was early, invalid, and ignored, so it doesn't count.

ANd at ASWoT, we ALL are owners of the game!  We are an autonomous collective ruled by the masses!

I own ASWoT?  I wonder how much I can get from selling it.

A lot, really. Think of all the game slots you get from owning ASWOT. ;)

BTW, my bump again.

nice one.

*Bumps Tzuppy*

Bump!

Bumps for Tzuppy and bump from Cody verified and updated.

Bump, bump, baby.

One more bump from me.

And a bump from me!

You did the ad yourself. Good.

*bumps tzuppy*

Why me?

You're the only one posting.  *bumps Tzuppy*

two bumps for tzuppy
three for yoss

Stop that!

Bart lovingly dusts his car again, knowing that he will not get to bring it out, as once again there will be many hours after the bumping time for people to bump but during which he will be at work.

*After a year and a half of sitting on the side, watching the participants drive around and bump into each other, Dragon finally decides to join the fun. He gets out his Portable Garage^TM and selects a huge bumper car, checks it over to make sure the armor plating is intact, the engine is operation, and the spiked tires are alright. Then he puts away the Portable Garage^TM, gets into the massive bumper car, and heads out onto the rink, driving over whoever is in front of him*

BUMP!

*Cody jets out of his time vortex and bumps Dragon.*

BUMP!

Dragon's and Cody's bump verified/updated.

*CL enters the arena with his personal bumper car. Painted in wonderful reds, blues, yellows, oranges, greens, and pinks he zooms into the closest target cakkling maniacally*

"BUMP!"

Bump verified and updated.

<nolife>

*CL spies down onhis next opponent, obviously ready for a sneak attack*


OCC:Sorry, I just thought this was a 'bump' and go thread.
This message was last edited by the player at 19:29, Wed 14 Nov 2007.

*CL rams into the next opponent*

"BUMP!"

Wheee!  Kitty zooms around, avoiding everyone.

*sigh* Gotta wait another week...

Hey, CL, this is a roleplay thread in addition to an award thread.  If you're going for nolife, you're supposed to be "on topic" aka roleplaying.

I was wondering why he said that in the middle of the arena.  Someone could've run him over... :P

Very sorry, I thought you couldn't post here unless you actually bumped with reason. I changed the post, and I wuld have put something simillar if I knew I had to do that for it to count.

You can only bump someone if you bump the ad, but otherwise you can still drive around, if I understand correctly.

Correct, Kitty.  CL, it's no big deal.  ASWOT, as you know, is pretty laid back about rules for the most part.  I'm just giving a reminder.  I am not invalidating your nolife claim, though technically the rules say I could.  I don't like to enforce the rules so much as issue warnings.  As long as you're trying to play correctly, I'm happy.

Of course you could, you're a GM.  A GM can do whatever he dern well feels like, even though some things would make him lose favor with the players.  For that reason, Yoss is a good, smart GM with lots o' player favor. :D

"I think you got a little something on your nose…"

Kitty blinks.  Huh?  What?

--> To lounge

"Its really big to."

Kitty looks annoyed.

To lounge -->

Yoss: Has my bump been recorded?

Kitty resumes zooming around.  Whee!

It probably was, seeing as he replied, but you never know.

*Rams into Kitty*

"BUMP!"

*Is hit by a bumper car and goes flying into the sunset*

WAAAAAGH!

Bye Dr. Monkey.

Bump claim!

Heath revs up to bump somebody.

Hello Heath.  Is there something wrong with your bumper car?  It seems to be idling rather loudly.

Not any more.

*Heath bumps fourlegged as he squeals with wicked laughter*

"Mwahahahaha!"

Oh, it's been a long time since I laughed like that...


...too long.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaa!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 22:06, Wed 19 Dec 2007.

*Squeals the tires in his bumper-car and spins around, putting the pedle to the metal he slams into Heath at top speed*

Yeeeehaaaaw!!!!

BUMP

CL, 14 Nov, verified
CL, 21 Nov, verified
Heath, 17 Dec, verified
Dragon, 27 Dec, verified
Yoss, 29 Jan, verified

Hall of Fame updated.

Those of you who make bumps, please remember to go back and delete them from the Players Wanted thread after the next bump.

(Oops, forgot to post my bump.)

*Yoss zooms in and bumps Dragon bumping Heath, bumping FL.*

*Crashes into the wall and spins out for a moment, then regains his direction and floors the accelerator, careening into Yoss from behind*

Bump! :D

Bump verified.

Nice one, Dragon.

*smashes into both Yoss and Dragon, catapulting them into the sides*

"BUMP!"

*Comes running into CL.*
BUMP!

Bumps(CL and Cody) verified and updated.

*Comes at CL from the other direction.*
BUMP!

Cody's bump verified and updated.

*Cody goes off a ramp and prepares to descend on CL from above.*

(Royalty)

*Comes down for an aerial bump on CL.*

BUMP!

Bump verified and updated.

Bounces back up and bumps CL again...

BUMP!

Bump verified and updated.

(no life - I have never actually won a bumper car award)

*Yoss revs up and drives at Doulos.  BUMP!*  That's for not roleplaying.  This is a pseudo-roleplay thread, silly boy.

Is it still legal for a non gm to bump... or do should I just see if I can get the cool white car and ram people?

*Yoss drives into Presto.*  *BUMP*

Anyone can bump the ad.  The only thing that changed is that the game owner is the only one who can create the game ad.

*Yoss bumps into himself*

Man, this is much more fun when there are other players around.

Bumps verified:
22 Apr Yoss
7 May Yoss
21 May Yoss

I've never driven a bumper car before.  Maybe some day... but hooves really aren't good for steering with.  Right now, though, I'll just stick with having No Life.

*Yoss revs up and bumps Kendrah.*

Woo!

Bump verified.

*Yoss BUMPS into a wall.*  It's not nearly as exciting in here any more.

Bump verified.

*bump*

sorry Yoss, just had to bring this one back up! it looks like fun

*bump*

SWEET!  I got the bump for the week!

HAHA SUCKERS!

Please only post a BUMP when you actually bump the ad.  The post on 11 June was not proper.

Bump for 17 Jun verified.

Now you have to imagine us all in a bumper car arena.  Every time you get the official bump, you get to post an imaginative bump about how you bump us.  See some examples above.

Like:  "I circle around the track, gaining momentum, and then BUMP Yoss right out of the arena.  The crowd roars!"

Exactly.

*Yoss drives around aimlessly, awaiting the next bump.*

my bad on the june 11 one.  was the day I did NOLIFE, and I didn't really waste time reading the rules for each thread.

Which was your first mistake.  I read the rules for threads when I got my NL.  ;op

::drives around aimlessly, hoping she might snag the next bump::

:cuts Kendrah off.:

you know I will get it....

Kendrah zooms by PIA just to taunt him.

*Yoss drives straight at PIA, gaining speed, gaining speed, gaining speed for a powerful BBBBBBBBBBB UUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRR PPPPPPPPP!*

gross.

*puts the engine in park and revs the engine*

now i don't have to make vroom noises!

*pretends to drive recklessly*

*Drives at the others, knocking them out of his way!  1..2..3...4..5!*

THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!


*fake cheering in the driver's seat*  How'dya like that bump??

*SMASHES INTO PEDESTRIANS*

Hey, did you guys know I can get my real license in 10 days?

*bumps into a few more*

*goes for the bump the 3rd time in a row!*

Vrroooooooooooooooom!  Sorry pedestrian!

Three bumps for PIA verified.

(Nice adverts by the way.)

you expected less?

aaaaaand he goes in for the non-bumpers, gaining speed that no one can resist, hes going!  hes going!  and they're gone!!!!

*all other aswotians get hit*

talk about roadkill.

First time in the Bumper Car Arena!

Yee-Haw!!!!  Woo-Hoo!!!

:-)

Look out, here I come!

you can bump us all if you get to the ad in time ;)

I posted an ad...what do you mean in time?

you have to bump the ad for ASWoT.  Which can only be done once a week.

VROOOOOMMM!!!!!

*flies around the arena, and hits everybody at least twice.  And some people three times*

gotchya!

Read the first post in this thread.  It has the details of how it works.

i think kion got it.

my explanation skills are awesome!

We'll just call you "The Great Communicator," eh, Ronnie?

huh?

Ronald Reagan was called "The Great Communicator."  Boy, am I that old?

You and I must be from the same era, Heath! No wonder I think you're so funny!

naw everybody thinks he's funny.  he has like 3 times the best post of the month wins than anybody else.

and I thought you were making a reference to BBR.

Woo~ First post here!

*Gets in car with wings* AAAGH! *Hits mailboxes* Crap!

*Smashes into wall*

<dead>Ryees</dead>

HEY! no hitting things here unless you bump the WP ad!

I learned the hard way too.

<revive>Ryees</revive>

Hey! That's not what the rules said! It said no hitting players! THE WALL IS NOT A PLAYER! *Spaz*

*Runs in circles, arms flailing*

hmmmmm.... the rules say you can only roleplay a bump when you make one in the WP ad....  but what you did was more of a smash.

interesting.

*sitting VERY still in her bumper car...waiting...waiting...waiting...*

you won't succeed.  I have an alarm on my cell phone that goes off when it's time to bump.

i also bump my game about 2 minutes after I bump aswot.

You have an alarm on your cell phone that alerts you to when it's time to rebump?

Then, my eight-legged friend, I shall do the SAME!!!!


Muahahahahahah!!!!!

it won't work.  You aren't on at the right time.

I think zeldi usually is, but he's not interested.

Oh My Gosh!!!  Just when I thought I was going to actually start moving...someone bumped seconds before me!!!  AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*pulling hair out strand by strand*

Who is this creature called Ryees???????

But, hey, I AM glad that you beat the Squid!

Heh, sorry Kion!

With a furious yell, Ryees slammed on the gas pedal, smashing into the side of powerisall with another furious yell.

The hit sent him flying out of his car into the ceiling.

Woo-Hoo!!  Gooooooooooo Ryees!!

(unable to move Kion decides to be a cheerleader for Ryees as he bumps!)

You can move all you want, Kion. You just can't hit anyone. You can almost hit people all you want. Like this.

*Charges at Kion, but splits in two and goes around both sides just before the collision.*

Splitting in two is, of course, optional.

*Spins around the arena shouting cheers at Ryees*

Certainly happy that I can move!  GO Ryees!!!!  YEAH!!!
And, I don't think I'm going to try the splitting in two move. But, you do it so well, Germ!

Actually, hitting inanimate objects seems fine to me.  It doesn't count as a BUMP.

pia bump 16 jul verified
pia bump 23 jul verified
ryees bump 30 jul verified

By the way, please go back and delete your old ads occasionally so that the first post stays on the front page.

Yeah, I still remember when Jimmie Carter was president and our bumper cars were Cadillac boats.

We are from the same era, Heath!!  :-)

So...the big question is this:  did you disco??

meh.  I had stuff to do.  Plus, I figured I would let you guys know what its like when I'm not around, so you can be used to it when I leave.

I am suprised that kion hasn't taken royalty yet though...

Oh, but she will!!  ;-)

*spins around in circles and just misses PIA*

oh, I'm on a real computer.  not my wii like last time you took royalty when I was here.

I can type like a normal person now!

Bring it on baby

Whoa, you can do something like a normal person?

I'm not so sure, Germ.  But, he does have 8 tentacles.  I bet he types really really fast!

Yes, but I have 8 fingers, plus two thumbs (when in human form).  I win.

*Zooms around Kion twice, then BUMPS her off to the side of the arena.*

bump verified

Please remember to go back and delete old bump posts in the ad.

I totally forgot!!  I even set an alarm!  How pathetic is that!!!  :-)

Alarms are only useful when you remember what they were for.

Exactly my point.  How busy do you have to be that you forget what your alarm was set for.

Have got to start wasting more time!

One solution is to have multiple alarms set as many times as possible.  One of them is likely to be correct.

I'll go delete some of the old posts I had.

and I was making the alarm thing up, btw.

DANGIT PIA!!!  you beat me by 2 minutes...

oh yeah. i forgot about that.

i bump you allz!

and here I could have done the *bump* and PIA (not posting more than three times a day) beat me to it!!

YUCK!!

I bump myself *bump* ouch... that hurts.

*steers her car around in circles dizzying herself and almost crashing into Emeralds*

Sorry!

meh.  it wasn't ASWoT, so it didn't count towards my total...

*Car starts to malfunction and constantly bumps into the wall over and over* Oh c-- Ome on! Wha-- At a shoddy c-- Ar! I knew something was w-- Rong with it when I got-- It for free!

*drives around madly* Somehow I never get on in time to bump the ad... :(

how close to the cutoff did I bump it?

I'm pretty sure that I was like a day late.

I just wasn't paying attention that time, actually.

sure you weren't.

(just like you're not paying attention right now)

Am too.

are not.

Am too.

*sits in the shadows, ready to bump kitty just for the fun of it*

*leaps from the shadows and bumps kitty 5 or 6 times, just to show off*

ha! stupid feline....

*comes in humming the tune 'Wiliam Tell'*

oh hey!  my car!  *gets in and starts driving like a pimp.  bumping all dem hos*

*sits in her bumper car and watches PIA*

*spins in a circle like a sit-n-spin*

*considers bumping kion just for the sake of it, but decides to get out and run circles around her*

*gets dizzy watching PIA drive in circles*

MEGA BUMP!

I thought I recognized your name from Wanted Players but I think you are supposed to bump this game.

Illegal bump.  Please read the thread rules more carefully.

Please do not post anything like a *bump* when you did not bump our ad.

Bumps verified:
pia 16 aug
pia 24 aug
pia 31 aug
pia 7 sep

PIA, PIA, PIA... he does it a lot.

sorry.  I thought it was just about vehicular tomfoolery.

Vehicular tomfoolery is indeed encouraged, but bumping is a reserved priviledge for those who earn it.

:-)

Yes, that's why I always sit and spin!

thats why i cut people off and sometimes....  hit their bumpers.

but its more of a smash and go deal.

*still sitting and spinning...feels like she's going to throw up*

thats stupid.

*comes this close to kion's car |-----------------------------------|*

LOL

*Tries to give PIA a high five as he barely misses her*

why is it five?  i sorta don't have five fingers on each tentacle.  and i'm pretty sure you only have 4 toes.

*OK, tries to give PIA a high five for a high tentacle in return*

so you have 5 toes then?

called a dew claw - never had them removed

....so you plan to slice me as I go past you then?

*begins some 'vehicular tomfoolery', but then rams into kion*

oh what the heck

*rams kitty for good measure*

HEY, can you really get two bumps in for the price of one?

And,perhaps I was going to "dew" you in!

no, you can just bump as many times as you like when you get the ad.

i just picked you two because you annoy me at times.

*beeps are heard.  like the ones from backhoes when they back up.  a backhoe comes out and cuts off kion.  a certain octopus hides nearby*

meanwhile....

*snakesssz is almost run over by a semi, driven by a cephalopod*

and finally...

*they all get BUMPED from behind by a squiddly fella in a bumper car*

GOTCHA!

Here I come, squidboy!  *Yoss zooms in and BUMPS pIA*

verified
pia 14 sep
pia 21 sep
yoss 29 sep

This is one game that I've never even tried to achieve.

oh, right.  every sunday....

dang, now I gotta reset my stuff.

What do you mean reset your stuff?

computer alerts that let me know its time to bump the ad.

Wow, that's dedication!

yeahm, i I saw them on sunday, hit ok, and then forgot to bump it!

i'm a failure.

Fail!  *Yoss bumps PIA again.*

Bump verified.

Cheater!  :)

ok, so it goes beep beep and comes up with a tiny pop up at the bottom.

and its kind of hard to do it now, since yoss bumped at a time, during which, I'm at school....

oh and yoss.  instead of bump verification, why don't you try royalty updation?  we haven't had one from you since june.
This message was last edited by the player at 20:46, Mon 06 Oct 2008.

Your fault for not bumping it sooner. :p

is not!

its yoss's fault for bumping in the middle of the school day!

Riiiight, keep telling yourself that. :p

I do not like your tone, sir.

Haha nice. :p

tone?  what tone?  its all text.  there is no tone.  *stops right in front of yoss's car*

I think it just bothers you that you know i'm right, and you're.... well....  i'm right for once.

*continues on his merry way*