Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

He's going to tell!

Holy hand grenades! There's a bunny in my house!

Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul.

At the castle of Ahhhhhhh

Ni!

Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy about it.

He's going to sing!

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

This thread has reached 800 posts.  I'd be happy to close it and not open another.

I don't remember MOnty Python ever saying that!  :)  You can open another or wait and see; this isn't the most active thread.

Just a flesh wound!

(The problem is, I end up posting in it more than most, and only because I'm forced to in order to get NOLIFE.  There are several threads like that.  Maybe I need to "down vote" each of those threads each time I participate.)

Ni!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

(That one was off of the top of my head, so sorry if it was too random)

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok!

(I still vote to retire this thread.)

I work all night and I sleep all day!

He's a lumberjack and he's ok.

He likes to press wildflowers, He puts on women's cloth-ing~!
[I vote to close]

(I am on board for close, and for posting to each thread when going nolife that you feel is not worth your post, or at least mention you aren't into it so we can be aware that you aren't into it)

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
[Cloooose~]

Ni!

(Only posting because of NOLIFE.  I vote to close.)

Churches!  Small rocks!  A duck!

(I am ambivalent about this thread.  I enjoy Python quotes, but would not shed a tear if this thread dies.)

Is it dead yet?

(The problem is, it's too narrow of a topic, unless you're REALLY into MP.  After all these years, it's still on it's first incarnation, which means people are probably avoiding it.  I'll close it and see if anyone complains.)

If anyone wants this thread back, especially new players, let us know. (I liked it.) In the meantime, enjoy the full Bridge of Death quotes:



Bridgekeeper: STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
 Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
 Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
 Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
 Sir Lancelot: Blue.
 Bridgekeeper: [Suddenly friendly] Right. Off you go.
 Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [crosses the Bridge]
 Sir Robin: That's easy! [He approaches the Bridge. The others follow him.]
 Bridgekeeper: STOP! Whoever approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
 Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
 Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
 Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
 Sir Robin: I don't know that! AAAAAAAAHHH! [is cast into the gorge by an invisible force]
 [Arthur and the other Knights realise that this will not be as easy as they thought. Galahad then approaches the Bridge.]
 Bridgekeeper: STOP! What... is your name?
 Sir Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
 Sir Galahad: I seek the Grail.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
 Sir Galahad: Blue. No, yellOOOOOOOW!! [is cast into the gorge]
 Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. STOP! What... is your name?
 King Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
 King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
 Bridgekeeper: What... is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
 Bridgekeeper: Huh? I don't know that! EEEEEEAAAARRGH!!! [is cast into the gorge]
 Sir Bedevere: [to Arthur] How do you know so much about swallows?
 King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Its...






...still closed.

Yeah, if we revive it, I suspect we'd want to start a fresh thread.