"What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny'? 'Make yourself at home'? 'Marry my daughter'? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."
"But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's- You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me." - King Leonidas, 300
"People say, "The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work." I say Bu!! $#!&. I've seen The Deadliest Catch..."
- (I forgot his 1st name) Tosh
"That foam on the surface is Crab Farts bubbling up to the surface. That's how you know where to drop the pots. You can smell the Crab Farts."
- Paraphrased from Capt. Phil Harris of the Cornielea Marie (RIP)