"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

*I know, I know, I should speak of the Arch Spazzodaemon with more respect and not call him Archie anymore.

"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

*I know, I know, I should speak of the Arch Spazzodaemon with more respect and not call him Archie anymore.

"Fool, you will never win whilw I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", he yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

*I know, I know, I should speak of the Arch Spazzodaemon with more respect and not call him Archie anymore.

Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

*I know, I know, I should speak of the Arch Spazzodaemon with more respect and not call him Archie anymore.

"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

*I know, I know, I should speak of the Arch Spazzodaemon with more respect and not call him Archie anymore.

I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

He got out of his van and walked toward me with a gun.
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"

I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"

He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"

When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"

When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.

I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.

No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.

The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.

The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."

However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."

However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."

I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."