Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.

They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.

They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.
"I don't think that we're very close."  Pippin tells the increasingly deaf Bilbo.

Bilbo and Pippin were running through the woods, trying to escape the white wizard.
They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.
"I don't think that we're very close."  Pippin tells the increasingly deaf Bilbo.
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Realizing that they had just eaten it, the White Wizard yelled and chased Bilbo and Pippin.
Bilbo and Pippin were running through the woods, trying to escape the white wizard.
They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.
"I don't think that we're very close."  Pippin tells the increasingly deaf Bilbo.

Bilbo and Pippin was tempted to eat the white wizard's pizza while he was dreaming.
Realizing that they had just eaten it, the White Wizard yelled and chased Bilbo and Pippin.
Bilbo and Pippin were running through the woods, trying to escape the white wizard.
They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.
"I don't think that we're very close."  Pippin tells the increasingly deaf Bilbo.

Bilbo and Pippin was tempted to eat the white wizard's pizza while he was dreaming.
Realizing that they had just eaten it, the White Wizard yelled and chased Bilbo and Pippin.
Bilbo and Pippin were running through the woods, trying to escape the white wizard.
They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.
"I don't think that we're very close."  Pippin tells the increasingly deaf Bilbo.
"Shh! Listen.  I think that we're very close.  What do you think?"

isnt the story be going backwards instead of forward?

isnt the story be going backwards instead of forward?

no, you just give the previous line to the ones already there, thus revealing the beggining.

you sure?

Bilbo and Pippin was tempted to eat the white wizard's pizza while he was dreaming.
Realizing that they had just eaten it, the White Wizard yelled and chased Bilbo and Pippin.
Bilbo and Pippin were running through the woods, trying to escape the white wizard.
They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.
"I don't think that we're very close."  Pippin tells the increasingly deaf Bilbo.
"Shh! Listen.  I think that we're very close.  What do you think?"
Bilbo leans his ear against a door.

I dont like this game.

Bilbo and Pippin was tempted to eat the white wizard's pizza while he was dreaming.
Realizing that they had just eaten it, the White Wizard yelled and chased Bilbo and Pippin.
Bilbo and Pippin were running through the woods, trying to escape the white wizard.
They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.
"I don't think that we're very close."  Pippin tells the increasingly deaf Bilbo.
"Shh! Listen.  I think that we're very close.  What do you think?"
Bilbo leans his ear against a door.
Bilbo steps forward

The two hobbits noticed a lizard, asleep, with a pizza.
Bilbo and Pippin was tempted to eat the white wizard's pizza while he was dreaming.
Realizing that they had just eaten it, the White Wizard yelled and chased Bilbo and Pippin.
Bilbo and Pippin were running through the woods, trying to escape the white wizard.
They jumped through the bushes into the clearing, but instead of landing on solid ground they landed on an open hatch.
Bilbo and Pippin looked at each other when they fell down through the hatch into a cave full of orcs.
One orc yelled "charge!", but the other orcs shouted for a vote!
The orcs got into an argument over the finer points of politics and philosophy.
They finally escaped from the orcs but realized they were starving.
Stopping for their third lunch,
"Eat fast, Bilbo," said Pippin.  "We have to get into the ancient wal-mart by sunset."
Chewing the tough meat, Bilbo finally was able to say,
"All this beef is making me thirsty."
Bilbo pulled a wineskin with his favorite wine in it out of his pack.
Pippin attempted to take Bilbo's favorite wine.
Bilbo made a mad grab for Pippins legs, but stumbled on his own feet.
With a laugh Pippin put Bilbo into a headlock.
Bilbo smelled the air.
Bilbo asked "do you ever wash?"
"Well I believe that you should extricate yourself from my armpit!"
After what seemed like hours, Pippin finally let Bilbo up.
Walking side by side in silence they approached the old castle.
Just as they got to the large door, Pippin tripped Bilbo.
Pippin said something so incredibly stupid it's not worth mentioning.
Bilbo said, "You know what it is about you that drives me crazy Pippin?  You cause needless pain!"
Pippin threw a rock at Bilbo.
Eventually, Bilbo was able to pick the lock of the large door.
Stepping inside he looked around.
Pippin closed the door and said "Finally, this is it"
Pippin stood in the open doorway staring down at the yellowed map in his hand
Bilbo asked Pippin if they were close.
"I don't think that we're very close."  Pippin tells the increasingly deaf Bilbo.
"Shh! Listen.  I think that we're very close.  What do you think?"
Bilbo leans his ear against a door.
Bilbo steps forward

cant we just start this game all over? this story has been here for a year and a half.

Go ahead.

you're the GM. you start!

I wasn't at the time

now you are, now start!

And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.

*I know, I know, I should speak of the Arch Spazzodaemon with more respect and not call him Archie anymore.