Re: Memento II
"Are you sure this is the demon you want me to beat?" shouted Tzuppy.
"Yes, him. The one about to devour that maiden, he's the one we want."
With a sound of metal crashing a demon was launched all the way to Zeke.
The demonish dragon stood there, slightly stunned at the sudden change of events.
All Zake had to do was hit the demon on his head.
"Whew," Zeke said, whipping his brow with a bloody hand, "Now that Tzuppy just arrived, he can confirm that if the dragon tells him, all hell breaks loose."
"And that is the last of our problems."
"But," the dragon whined to Tzuppy, "What if I'm turned into a demon? Then I'll never get a chance to tell him."
Displeased Tzuppy looked Dragon.
"He must be told," the dragon whispered to Tzuppy.
Tzuppy frowned.
"If you must tell him," Tzuppy said in annoyance, "Then tell him, but don't expect me to stick around for the fireworks."
And then Tzuppy left.
The dragon turned to Larry and said:
"Larry, I am your father."
Larry stared hard at the dragon, "Do you honestly expect me to believe that??"
The dragon, stalling for time, "Larry will never know!"
"Few realize," Zeke thought, "That Larry has my blog. So if I can just get the words out..."
Zeke quickly said a few choice words and the demon was trapped in the small cage he held in his hand.
The firefighter elves paused. Now that Zeke had trapped the demon, their hose wasn't needed anymore, although it wouldn't have helped much against the fire demon anyway.
Zeke made a crude remark about the elves mothers, and said that none of the elves would leave alive, not intimidated by the demon.
The demon offered to not destroy the planet if only Zeke would let him go
Zeke started the long process of letting the demon go, requesting of the elves that they wouldn't attack him as long as they had custody of the demon.
After the fire demon was releases the elves attacked and bit Zeke.
"Stop biting me, you little fairies!" Said Zeke, as the ground began to shake under the weight of the fire demon.
The ground continued to shake as the elves demanded that Zeke never say that again.
And soon, a raging fire broke out!
When they were distracted by the fire, Ben disconnected the hose.
The fire burned and burned.
They hurried to put it out, but the evil Ben had disconnected the hose!
The firemen finally got the water started and sprayed the fires like crazy
After the raging fire had died down they were able to have a conversation again.
"Yes," Larry said, "Zeke promises up and down that he won't say that again. I believe him since I have his bolg."
"You can have Joe back, as long as Zeke doesn't say that about our mothers again" said the angry elves.
"Ok," Larry said, "The transverse summoning portal is bringing Joe and Zeke the halfling won't ever mention your mothers again."
The elves thought that the issue had been resolved.
When the blasted halfing shot his mouth off AGAIN " your mother all were army boots!"
"O RLY?" The elves said. And with that, the fight was on.
It had been a quick but glorious battle and the elves had started to slow their onslaught when Larry pulled the trigger and the gun just clicked.
"Oh, farfignugin," Larry said, "I'm out again? And baby tears are just so expensive."
Larry reloaded his chainsaw gun with 7 more gallons of gasoline and baby tears, ready to fight again.
Larry spun around, chainsawgun at the ready position, only to realize that the guy behind him was actually Joe -- once again Larry had forgotten that he'd set a transverse summoning portal.
Larry twitched his nose again and a new transverse summoning portal opened, one set for "Bob". Larry remembered that the portal would not close until Bob came through and each moment the portal was open would further sap his strength.
"Hurry, Joe," Larry cried, "You must win through these hobgoblins and bring Bob here -- only then will the portal close!"
The enemy's army seemed endless, but Joe pushed through the lines, fighting with all his strength.
The grueling battle raged on and the pain from many minor wounds was ever increasing.
As the great battle continued, Larry felt more and more like he wouldnt live through this one.
Larry downed a hobgoblin, then spun to meet his next opponent only to realize that it was Bob.
Bob and Larry laughed, realising that they, along with Joe, were the last ones standing.
"What a crazy adventure this was," Joe huffed as he looked over to Bob and Larry.
They surveyed the damage from the fight and decided it was nothing to worry about.
"That's that, Bob," the second hero said, "Like that'll ever happen again."
And so the 3 heros rode off into the sunset, leaving the day of wonders and excitement behind them...
THE END
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Re: Memento II
"No, wait!" Larry cried, "Use your whizbanger on the other demon!"
"Are you sure this is the demon you want me to beat?" shouted Tzuppy.
"Yes, him. The one about to devour that maiden, he's the one we want."
With a sound of metal crashing a demon was launched all the way to Zeke.
The demonish dragon stood there, slightly stunned at the sudden change of events.
All Zake had to do was hit the demon on his head.
"Whew," Zeke said, whipping his brow with a bloody hand, "Now that Tzuppy just arrived, he can confirm that if the dragon tells him, all hell breaks loose."
"And that is the last of our problems."
"But," the dragon whined to Tzuppy, "What if I'm turned into a demon? Then I'll never get a chance to tell him."
Displeased Tzuppy looked Dragon.
"He must be told," the dragon whispered to Tzuppy.
Tzuppy frowned.
"If you must tell him," Tzuppy said in annoyance, "Then tell him, but don't expect me to stick around for the fireworks."
And then Tzuppy left.
The dragon turned to Larry and said:
"Larry, I am your father."
Larry stared hard at the dragon, "Do you honestly expect me to believe that??"
The dragon, stalling for time, "Larry will never know!"
"Few realize," Zeke thought, "That Larry has my blog. So if I can just get the words out..."
Zeke quickly said a few choice words and the demon was trapped in the small cage he held in his hand.
The firefighter elves paused. Now that Zeke had trapped the demon, their hose wasn't needed anymore, although it wouldn't have helped much against the fire demon anyway.
Zeke made a crude remark about the elves mothers, and said that none of the elves would leave alive, not intimidated by the demon.
The demon offered to not destroy the planet if only Zeke would let him go
Zeke started the long process of letting the demon go, requesting of the elves that they wouldn't attack him as long as they had custody of the demon.
After the fire demon was releases the elves attacked and bit Zeke.
"Stop biting me, you little fairies!" Said Zeke, as the ground began to shake under the weight of the fire demon.
The ground continued to shake as the elves demanded that Zeke never say that again.
And soon, a raging fire broke out!
When they were distracted by the fire, Ben disconnected the hose.
The fire burned and burned.
They hurried to put it out, but the evil Ben had disconnected the hose!
The firemen finally got the water started and sprayed the fires like crazy
After the raging fire had died down they were able to have a conversation again.
"Yes," Larry said, "Zeke promises up and down that he won't say that again. I believe him since I have his bolg."
"You can have Joe back, as long as Zeke doesn't say that about our mothers again" said the angry elves.
"Ok," Larry said, "The transverse summoning portal is bringing Joe and Zeke the halfling won't ever mention your mothers again."
The elves thought that the issue had been resolved.
When the blasted halfing shot his mouth off AGAIN " your mother all were army boots!"
"O RLY?" The elves said. And with that, the fight was on.
It had been a quick but glorious battle and the elves had started to slow their onslaught when Larry pulled the trigger and the gun just clicked.
"Oh, farfignugin," Larry said, "I'm out again? And baby tears are just so expensive."
Larry reloaded his chainsaw gun with 7 more gallons of gasoline and baby tears, ready to fight again.
Larry spun around, chainsawgun at the ready position, only to realize that the guy behind him was actually Joe -- once again Larry had forgotten that he'd set a transverse summoning portal.
Larry twitched his nose again and a new transverse summoning portal opened, one set for "Bob". Larry remembered that the portal would not close until Bob came through and each moment the portal was open would further sap his strength.
"Hurry, Joe," Larry cried, "You must win through these hobgoblins and bring Bob here -- only then will the portal close!"
The enemy's army seemed endless, but Joe pushed through the lines, fighting with all his strength.
The grueling battle raged on and the pain from many minor wounds was ever increasing.
As the great battle continued, Larry felt more and more like he wouldnt live through this one.
Larry downed a hobgoblin, then spun to meet his next opponent only to realize that it was Bob.
Bob and Larry laughed, realising that they, along with Joe, were the last ones standing.
"What a crazy adventure this was," Joe huffed as he looked over to Bob and Larry.
They surveyed the damage from the fight and decided it was nothing to worry about.
"That's that, Bob," the second hero said, "Like that'll ever happen again."
And so the 3 heros rode off into the sunset, leaving the day of wonders and excitement behind them.
They turn around to look at the excitment.
THE END