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Memento II.

Posted by FourLeggedFor group 0
FourLegged
GM, 40205 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Mon 4 Nov 2013
at 05:11
  • msg #452

Re: Memento II

I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
Just a girl passing through
player, 462 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Mon 4 Nov 2013
at 06:56
  • msg #453

Re: Memento II

I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.
Yoss
GM, 28338 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 4 Nov 2013
at 21:02
  • msg #454

Re: Memento II

Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.
LuLu Prayer
player, 349 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Thu 7 Nov 2013
at 16:32
  • msg #455

Re: Memento II

Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to fervently chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like thousands of miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him belligerently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.
Yoss
GM, 28575 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Thu 7 Nov 2013
at 18:10
  • msg #456

Re: Memento II

Um, did you add anything?  You're supposed to add a line at the top.
LuLu Prayer
player, 408 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 11 Nov 2013
at 01:05
  • msg #457

Re: Memento II

I was going off on my own to meet him but luck was not being my friend,
Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.
[I just changed a random word because I didn't know what else to do
Just a girl passing through
player, 802 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Mon 11 Nov 2013
at 10:18
  • msg #458

Re: Memento II

They told me not to go, but I had no choice
I was going off on my own to meet him but luck was not being my friend,
Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.
[I just changed a random word because I didn't know what else to do
LuLu Prayer
player, 423 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 11 Nov 2013
at 15:55
  • msg #459

Re: Memento II

Dictating me to go to a certain address to fight,
They told me not to go, but I had no choice
I was going off on my own to meet him but luck was not being my friend,
Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.

[I just changed a random word because I didn't know what else to do, this being an OOC coment that should not be copy pasted, Girl you friggin' dork <3]
Just a girl passing through
player, 817 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Tue 12 Nov 2013
at 07:51
  • msg #460

Re: Memento II

I received a letter in the mail
Dictating me to go to a certain address to fight,
They told me not to go, but I had no choice
I was going off on my own to meet him but luck was not being my friend,
Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.

[but it was a replacement for your lack of adding anything!!!]
LuLu Prayer
player, 607 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sat 16 Nov 2013
at 17:50
  • msg #461

Re: Memento II

Having eaten my breakfast I went on to check the mail
I received a letter in the mail
Dictating me to go to a certain address to fight,
They told me not to go, but I had no choice
I was going off on my own to meet him but luck was not being my friend,
Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.

[I did change something after Yoss corrected me, look up farther]
Yoss
GM, 28949 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 18 Nov 2013
at 20:19
  • msg #462

Re: Memento II

Six AM, what a horrible time to wake up, but I did.
Having eaten my breakfast I went on to check the mail
I received a letter in the mail
Dictating me to go to a certain address to fight,
They told me not to go, but I had no choice
I was going off on my own to meet him but luck was not being my friend,
Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.


(Posting only for NOLIFE. I do not like the game.)
FourLegged
GM, 40572 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 24 Nov 2013
at 22:16
  • msg #463

Re: Memento II

Six AM, what a horrible time to wake up, but I did.
Having eaten my breakfast I went on to check the mail
I received a letter in the mail
Dictating me to go to a certain address to fight,
They told me not to go, but I had no choice
I was going off on my own to meet him but luck was not being my friend,
Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.

OOC: I believe that this story needs a reboot.
Yoss
GM, 29282 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Fri 6 Dec 2013
at 20:40
  • msg #464

Re: Memento II

I'd be quite happy if the thread just closed.  It's not the worst thread around here, certainly, but I avoid it unless I'm getting NOLIFE.
Just a girl passing through
player, 1071 posts
The Recorder
The Infinite Alpha
Thu 12 Dec 2013
at 20:48
  • msg #465

Re: Memento II

I wouldn't mind it close either, it's just an endless story that you can't even really wrap your head around.
LuLu Prayer
player, 878 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Wed 15 Jan 2014
at 05:28
  • msg #466

Re: Memento II

I posties for the NOLIFEsies
Taz
player, 59 posts
Exceedingly interested
in the oddest of things
Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 16:15
  • msg #467

Re: Memento II

and just as I noticed it, my eyes drifted close and I slipped into a restless sleep
Six AM, what a horrible time to wake up, but I did.
Having eaten my breakfast I went on to check the mail
I received a letter in the mail
Dictating me to go to a certain address to fight,
They told me not to go, but I had no choice
I was going off on my own to meet him but luck was not being my friend,
Since the driver was dead,
I had to drive a bus to get where I was going
However, when I arrived at the location I was supposed to meet him
The man began to chase me
No matter how fast I ran, the man with the golden gun was on me like glue.
I was running for what felt like miles
When he finally caught me in the woods
He attempted to force me to the ground, so
I tried to turn away, but
he pulled the gun and stuck it in my stomach
Someone finally pulled the trigger of that gun in my stomach...
"But it is only a flesh wound," I lied.  That gut shot was the end of me and I knew it.
Archie poked at my stomach knowingly, "Are you on the Atkins diet?" I skipped off.
"The Atkins diet is ridiculous," I said, "Why did he think I'd follow it?"
I walked down the street smiling at what I accomplished and heard something.
"And so," I heard Archie feebly say (for I knew that he was dying), "He will never be able to break his diet now!"
Archie turned the corner and when he saw me slipped and fell to the floor.
Archie glared up at me from the floor while I purposefully towered over him insolently.
"Fool, you will never win while I hold the ice-cream sandwich!", I yelled
"But I still will have won -- I have forced you to gain knowledge," he said.
"Knowledge? What would I ever do with that? Insolent being." I replied.
"But why won't you use your knowledge, what good is knowledge that lies dormant," Archie cried out.*
"You should be happy I know how to bring you back to life." I replied, as I could tell the Spazzodaemon was on his way out.
"At least I managed to teach you that," the Arch Spazzodaemon said as it died.
I was vastly exhausted and famished after the arcane duel with the Arch Spazzodaemon.
And so I did the only thing that made sense -- I ate my ice cream sandwich.
"Nooooo, if you eat your ice cream sandwich then I shall be vanquished!"
Slowly, I unwrapped the ice cream sandwich.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Maybe I will eat the ice cream sandwich."
"There is nothing you can do to defeat me!"
As it screamed this it died, the Ice cream sandwich being devoured as it did.

(Perhaps, like in some of the other threads, we should restart the story when it gets a certain length. That way no one gets bored, and the thread doesn't have to be closed?)
jioan
player, 5842 posts
Tue 7 Jul 2015
at 15:00
  • msg #468

Re: Memento II

Sound good.  I'll try starting a new one.

John got home from school after an interesting day.
ChupaBob
player, 3 posts
Tue 14 Jul 2015
at 02:38
  • msg #469

Re: Memento II

John waved goodbye to his new friends, and then turned towards home.
John got home from school after an interesting day.
jioan
player, 5896 posts
Tue 14 Jul 2015
at 18:30
  • msg #470

Re: Memento II

The group was victorious, but John was almost late for dinner.
John waved goodbye to his new friends, and then turned towards home.
John got home from school after an interesting day.
ChupaBob
player, 5 posts
Wed 15 Jul 2015
at 08:43
  • msg #471

Re: Memento II

Leroy and Suzy helped John up off the ground, satisfied smirks on the faces of all three.
The group was victorious, but John was almost late for dinner.
John waved goodbye to his new friends, and then turned towards home.
John got home from school after an interesting day.
jioan
player, 5899 posts
Wed 15 Jul 2015
at 15:25
  • msg #472

Re: Memento II

John leaped away from the explosion which consumed the school falling in the dirt just outside the blast.
Leroy and Suzy helped John up off the ground, satisfied smirks on the faces of all three.
The group was victorious, but John was almost late for dinner.
John waved goodbye to his new friends, and then turned towards home.
John got home from school after an interesting day.
FourLegged
GM, 41515 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 27 Dec 2015
at 05:53
  • msg #473

Re: Memento II

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
John leaped away from the explosion which consumed the school falling in the dirt just outside the blast.
Leroy and Suzy helped John up off the ground, satisfied smirks on the faces of all three.
The group was victorious, but John was almost late for dinner.
John waved goodbye to his new friends, and then turned towards home.
John got home from school after an interesting day.
Bart
player, 12637 posts
Everywhere in the world,
you find good things.
Thu 11 Feb 2016
at 05:25
  • msg #474

Re: Memento II

"I'm going to put you on ice!" the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Mr Freeze impersonator yelled as he ran off.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
John leaped away from the explosion which consumed the school falling in the dirt just outside the blast.
Leroy and Suzy helped John up off the ground, satisfied smirks on the faces of all three.
The group was victorious, but John was almost late for dinner.
John waved goodbye to his new friends, and then turned towards home.
John got home from school after an interesting day.
Tanner
player, 375 posts
Wait... you mean the
green goop isn't edible?
Sat 12 May 2018
at 21:40
  • msg #475

Re: Memento II

Suzy dashed forth with a flamethrower grenade launcher in her hands, pointed at Mr.Freeze!
"I'm going to put you on ice!" the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Mr Freeze impersonator yelled as he ran off.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
John leaped away from the explosion which consumed the school falling in the dirt just outside the blast.
Leroy and Suzy helped John up off the ground, satisfied smirks on the faces of all three.
The group was victorious, but John was almost late for dinner.
John waved goodbye to his new friends, and then turned towards home.
John got home from school after an interesting day.
Froggychum
player, 293 posts
Sun 13 May 2018
at 16:41
  • msg #476

Re: Memento II

Suzy picked up a violet colored super weapon from the recently murdered boys corpse
Suzy dashed forth with a flamethrower grenade launcher in her hands, pointed at Mr.Freeze!
"I'm going to put you on ice!" the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Mr Freeze impersonator yelled as he ran off.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
John leaped away from the explosion which consumed the school falling in the dirt just outside the blast.
Leroy and Suzy helped John up off the ground, satisfied smirks on the faces of all three.
The group was victorious, but John was almost late for dinner.
John waved goodbye to his new friends, and then turned towards home.
John got home from school after an interesting day.
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