but they are out of AIDS cure

so he prayed to Gary Gygax for a cure disease spell

but Gary Gygax is DEAD

So we made a robot with his BRAIN.

By a classic-case typo resulted in us building a robot named BRIAN who didn't know anything about diseases.

So he made his own and wondered why it didn't work

But Mad Max died of his disease

So he arrived in the afterlife at the gates of heaven...

But the gates were locked...

So he had to go find the key...

But it was already in his pocket...

So he tried climbing the fence instead and got lasered off

but he still wanted into Heaven

So he started building a teleporter

but it could only send him a few feet.

So he placed it right next to the gate

But the gate was more than a few feet thick.

So, he tried climbing the gate instead

But he got caught by the heaven police

So he went to heaven jail

but heaven jail was made out of clouds so he punched his way out to freedom

So, the clouds parted beneath him and he started to fall

But he had a parachut

So he pulled the release cord

But it was stuck