To: Graham
Re: Sudo
Memo: Well, he'd just have to assign himself administrator privileges.

To: Graham
RE: Sandwich
Memo:  Here's your sandwich.  Sorry it took so long.  Graham?  Where are you?  Hello?  Oh look, a sandwich.  *nom-nom-nom*

To: FourLegged
RE: Sandwich
Memo:  he left and said I could have it... but you already got to it...

To: ASWoT kitchen staff
RE: Sandwich
Memo: The service in this place is lousy, and you need to start using real mayo instead of that low-cal, fake crap.

TO: Fearful Humans
RE: Sandwitch
Memo: Make me a sandwitch...no...I mean make me one out of yourself...Smear yourself in mustard first please, I love mustard

To: Vixcis
From: Kitchen staff
Re:  Sandwich
Memo:  We aren't supposed to... but... (starts crying and stripping)  the kitchen staff isn't supposed to make special orders... (coats self thickly with mustard) ...but if you insist... (tears streaming down her mustard coated face, the kitchen staffer climbs between two giant slices of bread where she continues to cry until the sandwich is sliced in half and pierced with two enormous toothpicks.)

To: Vixcis
From: Counter Lady
Re: Re: Sandwich
Memo:  You want pickle?
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:59, Thu 23 Dec 2010.

TO: Counterlady
From: Vixcis
RE: Sandwitch
MEMO: OOO yes please...less tears next time they make the bread all soggy...

TO: Everyone
FROM: Nobody
RE: Stuff

Here's my mandatory post for No Life.

Also, this game used to be fun.

TO: No one in particular
FROM: Santos
RE: Insanity

Lost: My mind.
Reward if found.

TO: Grant
From: Ari
RE: Your Beard

Time to get it trimmed

TO: Ari
FROM: Grant
RE:RE: Beard

Um, no thanks. It's a status symbol.

TO: Grant
From: Ari
RE:RE:RE: Beard

Just a trim, its getting scraggly.

TO: Ari
FROM: Grant's Beard
RE: A trim

It'll be a cold day in Mexico before I get a trim.

To: Grant's Beard
From: Ari
RE:RE: Trim

a trim and style goes a long way, just ask Z.Z. Top

To: ASWoT
From: jioan

Why do I seem to be the only one posting? :(

To: Jioan
From: Time Itself
Re: Posting
Memo: The endless pace of time and tide will come and swipe away your pride. The posting is the only thing that makes a time waster a king. But in the end they all will fall and come to ruin by their gall. Post now, timewasters. You waste me, I waste you.

To: rpol.net ASWOT
From: REkzkaRZ
Re: Royalty and the perks thereof
Memo: I have never strived to be royal, nor to hold a title or be anything beyond a creative artist scifi visionary.  But when I discovered board royalty, a new yearning opened in the pit of my gut.  I knew ... I would someday ... be King.

And for this moment, and with this post, it is done.

KING REKZKARZ has his moment @ 3:21am!!!!!

To: REkzkaRZ
From: jioan

I will be taking the burden of the throne from you shortly so there's nothing to fear.

From: REkzkaRZ
To: jioan
Memo: Uh, thanks!  I had just finished savoring it.  :)

To: ASWoT posters
From: Counter Lady
RE: Vacancy
Memo: Due to a relatively recent special order, we are understaffed.  Looking for a staffer who is prompt, obedient, and not too gamey.

To: ASWoT staff
From: ASWoT Posters
RE: Counter Lady Vacancy
Memo: What jobs would this counter lady be doing?  A job description is in order.  Also, must she always be counter?

To: George Lucas
From: jioan

Han shot first!

To: Sarah Palin
From: rekzkarz

Memo:  who pays for all your CNN facetime?  You get more free publicity than Al Gore, a Nobel Peace Prize winner and former elected President -- er, almost, except for some technical difficulties and an interesting Supreme Court decision.

How does a failed VP candidate get so much free press for doing nothing?  She made CNN for 15 minutes going to NY to eat pizza w/Trump!!!   Imagine Bob Dole w/15 min's on CNN for what he does nowadays, namely putter around his garden.

There may not be a conspiracy going on here -- but if you had half a brain you'd endorse some products while being on the screen?!?

You have officially gotten more TV coverage than -- the biggest labor protests in Michigan in the last 50 yrs (City Hall was taken over for days), the 500+ people getting arrested in front of the Whitehouse opposing the Canada oil pipeline to Texas, more press than BP not paying out it's billions to the New Orleans community, and more press than protests for Democracy going on in Oraq and Afghanistan being suppressed by US military!

How the heck do you do it?!?

To: jioan
From: jioan

Don't be so lazy and get back to work!

To: Herman Cain
From: rekzkarz

You may have been the CEO of a pizza chain, but your night-life was the life of a pimp.  Glad you won't be the President!