I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders, and a bra!
I'd wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Do you like to press wildflowers?

Do you put on women's clothing and hang around in bars?

Yes, I do, but right now I'm in the mood for cheese.

Just watch out for the witch.

How much does she weigh? Bring out the scales!

Careful.  She'll turn you into a newt.

At least I won't be a dead newt, unlike this parrot I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Was the owner a shrubber?

And now for something completely different.

Look at the bones!

The BBC wishes to apologise for the previous sketch.

I also must stop this sketch, for it is getting far too silly.

AAAAAAAAhhhhh_hhhh

This is a nice army base you've got here, colonel.

Who's in charge here?

I am in charge of this birth here. Quickly, get the machine that goes PING!

And this is the most expensive machine in the hospital.

What does it do?

It's crowning! Get the rough towels!

And a shrubbery!

Don't forget to find the fish!

Bring out... THE SOFT CUSHIONS!

And the comfy chair?

They're not working, Cardinal!