Upgrading to new
Night-vision goggles
Decidedly improves
Early detection of
Roaming monsters.

Through this detection
Hairy monsters will no longer
Easily capture people.

But there are
Really hard to capture
In their natural habitat.
Don't think that you will find them.
Given your natural hunting skills
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::adds some appropriate punctuation::

Upgrading to new
Night-vision goggles
Decidedly improves
Early detection of
Roaming monsters.

Through this detection
Hairy monsters will no longer
Easily capture people.

But there are
Really hard to capture
In their natural habitat.
Don't think that you will find them.
Given your natural hunting skills
Exceed only those of a blind cow.

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Kendrah can't
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Kendrah can't
Intellectually
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Kendrah can't
Intellectually
Negotiate the
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Kendrah can't
Intellectually
Negotiate the
Goshdarned forums.

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Kendrah can't
Intellectually
Negotiate the
Goshdarned forums.

Many of them
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Kendrah can't
Intellectually
Negotiate the
Goshdarned forums.

Many of them
Are like an acid
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Kendrah can't
Intellectually
Negotiate the
Goshdarned forums.

Many of them
Are like an acid
King, but
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Kendrah can't
Intellectually
Negotiate the
Goshdarned forums.

Many of them
Are like an acid
King, but
Every one of them
R

Kendrah can't
Intellectually
Negotiate the
Goshdarned forums.

Many of them
Are like an acid
King, but
Every one of them
Revolving while still?!?

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So many times I've wondered
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So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
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So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
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So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
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So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
Offering to ease all my pain
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So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
Offering to ease all my pain
Under the cover of nightfall
S
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S
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A
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So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
Offering to ease all my pain
Under the cover of nightfall
Sounding oddly like one of those WoD LARPers
L
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S
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A
T
E
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So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
Offering to ease all my pain
Under the cover of nightfall
Sounding oddly like one of those WoD LARPers
Likely they were really a mass murderer
Y

S
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D
A
T
E
D

So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
Offering to ease all my pain
Under the cover of nightfall
Sounding oddly like one of those WoD LARPers
Likely they were really a mass murderer
Ya' know... the ones who think it all a game

S
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D
A
T
E
D

So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
Offering to ease all my pain
Under the cover of nightfall
Sounding oddly like one of those WoD LARPers
Likely they were really a mass murderer
Ya' know... the ones who think it all a game

Should I have taken the offer?
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A
T
E
D

So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
Offering to ease all my pain
Under the cover of nightfall
Sounding oddly like one of those WoD LARPers
Likely they were really a mass murderer
Ya' know... the ones who think it all a game

Should I have taken the offer?
Evidently, that would have been
D
A
T
E
D

So many times I've wondered
Ever since that fateful day
Reading the news as I always did
I happened upon a particulary interesting want-ad
Offering to ease all my pain
Under the cover of nightfall
Sounding oddly like one of those WoD LARPers
Likely they were really a mass murderer
Ya' know... the ones who think it all a game

Should I have taken the offer?
Evidently, that would have been
Dumb even for me
A
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E
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