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Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay.

Posted by RabbitBallFor group 0
RabbitBall
player, 449 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Thu 3 Feb 2022
at 14:35
  • msg #1

Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay

The player must come up with a pun (or some other form of wordplay) on the topic that the previous poster suggested. Then that player posts a topic for the next person to make a pun from. The pun does not have to use the exact wording of the topic, but must be related to the topic chosen.

EXAMPLE: Topic from last post (Player 1) is poetry.

Player 2: Did you hear about the bad poem that was turned into a song and became verse?

New topic: Sheep

Player 3: Don't come to me, I'm taking it on the lamb.

New Topic: teeth
This message was last updated by the GM at 05:43, Fri 04 Mar 2022.
SuitcaseSmith
player, 45 posts
Thu 3 Feb 2022
at 15:24
  • msg #2

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

A pun thread? Finally something I can really sink my teeth into!

(keep it teeth for a bit?)
RabbitBall
player, 450 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Fri 4 Feb 2022
at 14:48
  • msg #3

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

Can't you see that this subject just bites?

Willing to expand this to anything mouth-related, which would include teeth.
SilentMouse
player, 98 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 15:16
  • msg #4

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

Wow, starting us out on a difficult topic! I've been trying to come up with something since the thread started but, it's a bit hard to chew on.

(Hmm...why not keep it mouth related again.)
Shadow
player, 160 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 15:39
  • msg #5

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

I should give you all a good tongue-lashing, but I’m afraid you pervs mights enjoy it.  ;)

Okay new topic… music.
SuitcaseSmith
player, 46 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 19:20
  • msg #6

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

In reply to Shadow (msg # 5):

And on that note; a new topic!

(ironically, we'll keep it the same topic; music)
Froggychum
editor, 1796 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 19:36
  • msg #7

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

These terrible jokes are music to my ears!

A symphony straight outta Hell, that is!

(keeping the same theme)
The Fool on the Hill
player, 260 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 22:35
  • msg #8

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

What is Beethoven doing now? De-composing.

This way the theme is now death.
Froggychum
editor, 1803 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 22:39
  • msg #9

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

What did the skeleton say when he died?

"Ah man... I'm boned!"
The Fool on the Hill
player, 264 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 22:41
  • msg #10

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

[OOC: what is the new theme?]
Shadow
player, 164 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 23:32
  • msg #11

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

In reply to The Fool on the Hill (msg # 10):

It's _______  (or as they say in philosophy classes, NOTHINGNESS).

Froggychum
editor, 1807 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 23:55
  • msg #12

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

I'm speechless... I have no words. There is nothing I can say!

OOC - I didn't suggest a new theme, so I thought it would stay on death?

Anyway, let's do 'life'

The Fool on the Hill
player, 267 posts
Sat 5 Feb 2022
at 23:57
  • msg #13

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

In reply to Shadow (msg # 11):

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.
He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

[OOC: I like this too much to drop it, even if Froggychum was faster than me to reply to Shadow - so I'll reply to both]

In reply to Froggychum (msg # 12):

My life was not very lucky: I grew up in a fairly rough place. for example, last time I bought an advent calendar, half the windows are boarded up!


You can now choose the next theme: it can be milk or it can be windows
This message was last edited by the player at 00:04, Sun 06 Feb 2022.
Froggychum
editor, 1810 posts
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 00:50
  • msg #14

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

Windows!

The government declared that 'the eyes are a window to the soul'...

That was the year before the Blind Inquisition...

(new topic - candy)
RabbitBall
player, 453 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 01:26
  • msg #15

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

Candy, you say? I'm a sucker for this topic!

And to the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing! (I had to throwback to that topic as it winked out before I could respond. It's naught worthy of such minuscule discussion.)

New Topic: animals
Froggychum
editor, 1817 posts
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 02:02
  • msg #16

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

What do all the other frogs say when one frog dies?

"Ah... he croaked"

(same topic)
The Fool on the Hill
player, 274 posts
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 13:34
  • msg #17

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

I’m sorry, but I can remember no puns about this topic. Can I have your frogiveness?

Next topic is memory, lack of.
RabbitBall
player, 463 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 16:46
  • msg #18

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

I found a way to put an undergarment on people's brains like that under a dress. Unfortunately, it slipped my mind.

Brain jokes...
Shadow
player, 171 posts
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 16:48
  • msg #19

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

Stay in school kids, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Rabbits
RabbitBall
player, 465 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 17:02
  • msg #20

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

A man was driving with his wife when he ran over something. He stopped and saw a crushed rabbit, a wicker basket, and colored eggs.

"What happened?" his wife asked.

"I think I killed the Easter Bunny!"

"Hold on!" She fished through her purse, pulled out an aerosol can, and emptied it onto the rabbit. It jumped up, waved at her, gathered the eggs into the basket, waved again, hopped a few times, waved again, and disappeared around the corner.

The man asked her, "What was in that bottle?"

"Hare spray. Restores lifeless hare and adds permanent wave."

Next up: Personal care products
Froggychum
editor, 1823 posts
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 18:47
  • msg #21

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

(we just watched an ad for this shill's hare spray XD)

A prisoner drops a bar of soap

(next topic - the government)
The Fool on the Hill
player, 276 posts
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 19:09
  • msg #22

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

What's the difference between the government and the mafia? The mafia can turn a profit.

New theme: mafia.
Froggychum
editor, 1830 posts
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 21:48
  • msg #23

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

"I went against the mafia..."
"No way, what happened!"
"This morning, I woke up with a horse head in my bed!"
"Oh no!"
"Yeah... my wife's really got an ugly mug"

*new theme - WMDs*
RabbitBall
player, 474 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Sun 6 Feb 2022
at 22:17
  • msg #24

TESTING: Puns and Other Assorted Wordplay Game I

I ran an ad for MOABs, but it bombed.

Next up: explosions
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