[OOC: much appreciated]

Why did the tooth fairy go to a psychologist?

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Because she no longer believed in herself.

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Psychologists

A psychologist's practice doesn't last long because it tends to shrink.

Doctors

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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Because they felt crummy.

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Cookies

Did y'all know that the favorite cookie of dwarves in Middle Earth is shortbread?   ;)

Cats

In reply to Shadow (msg # 128):

[OOC: I believe that the new word should come from your pun-line, rather than being an open proposal. I may have got it wrong...]

Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have 9 lives, of course!

In reply to The Fool on the Hill (msg # 129):

It does not have to be specifically related to your old post, no. You can request anything you so desire.

After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

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Long time fan, first time poster.

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Poster

Once I was asked to be poster boy

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for birth control.

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Birth

When a cow gives birth, it’s de-calf-inated.


Cows

What do you get when you cross a cow and a rooster?

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Roost beef

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Rooster

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a rooster?
 

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A croc-a-doodle-doo

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Swamp (or other body of water)

what do you get when you cross a swamp monster with a bean?

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The creature from the black legume!

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Black

I have a small piece of obsidian that used to be part of a larger rock.

It's just a chip off the old black.


Rock

Which rock group is made up of four men who can’t sing nor play at all?

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Mount Rushmore.

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Group
This message was last edited by the player at 22:55, Sat 19 Nov 2022.

If a group of crows is called a murder, is 2 crows attempted murder?

Murder

Indeed. What's the best way to prevent a murder?

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Keep the crows apart.

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Crows
This message was last edited by the player at 20:00, Sat 08 July 2023.

There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...

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they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".

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Trucks

When I slammed my foot in the door of the car, I had to call a toe truck; a foot truck costs more because it's bigger than a toe truck.

burrito

How do you make a burrito dance?

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Put some salsa music and wrap it up!

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Dance

Owls like to "hula" dance.

floor

I can’t find my flooring catalog.

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I must have misplaced it on the floor somewhere.

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Catalog

I used to write lists on paper, but paper is just a tree with extra steps, right? So I decided to write directly on the tree instead, and now instead of paper lists, I have a cata-log.

Trees

It takes at least three trees to make a row and it needs at least three facts to make a truth.

Truth

The truth hurts, so I went to the dentist to get it pulled out.

Dentist