Manmirror vs. Snakeman
Larry on the verge of running stops to see what Manmirror is doing then follows him down the Manhole says "O.k. I get it bro, I'm weak compared to you. You trounccced my brosss at the riot. It ssstill hurtsss man."
After a few more feet he says "What're we doing? Why am I following you?"
Back towards him, Manmirror says, "because we need to talk. Without Lumpy or someone around to tell us what's going on we gotta figure it out for ourselves."
"Lumpy sssaid I ssshould watch this placcce before the riot and he was taken away, make sssure no one came down here. Lumpy got taken away. Bro, I don't even know why I'sss watching it."
"That's what I mean, man," retorts the shiny one. "There's got to be something down here worth the effort. You know, if there hadn't been a riot I wouldn't have had to pound on anyone. I got nothing against the scales and stuff."
"Hey fun fact, did you know sssnakesss only have to eat like once a month? Really cuts down on cossst of living! "
Manmirror stops short. "Once a month! Man, that's harsh!"
"I mean, sure it's cheaper. But only getting to taste a bacon cheeseburger once a month."
"Say, is it true you guys can taste stuff from a distance? That would make it easier."
"I really think Dr. Cobra ssshould've made us like iguanasss inssstead, you know they're vegetariansss."
"That's a fair point," Manmirror concedes.
This message was last edited by the GM at 22:29, Thu 01 Sept 2022.