Re: By the Shores of the Moonsea
Kali
The dragon stared down at Kali for a long moment. "You talk a lot," the dragon finally says. Her voice is distinctly feminine, but also deeper than any baritone she'd ever heard. "You see better than most, but you talk a lot. I don't like talking."
"You will need to forgive me then because most of the time, all I do is talk. Would you like me to cook for you instead?"
"Why would I need someone to cook? There's lovely mist just outside." The dragon visibly reconsiders. "Fine. Cook."
Kali slowly stood to her feet and took out her portable hole and lugged out every piece of equipment possible that could be used for cooking. Before grabbing the casks of wine, she turned to the dragon. "Do you happen to drink wine?"
"I can drink anything, including mud. I had wine once, when I was younger. Some fool who tried to kill me had some in a sack. I didn't like it."
""Fair enough. I had bought this particular cask from a group of religious folk, I forget their name, but they truly made some wonderful wine. I also said I would sing its praises to anyone I shared it with. Truth be told, it is quite nice. Do you mind if I partake while I cook? Cooking is always more enjoyable with wine."
The dragon wanders away towards the wall and waves a claw negligently. "As you wish." Kali doesn't fail to notice that the dragon has put herself between her and the two gaps in the wall that lead outside.
Kali goes about collecting everything that she would need to make a nice roast with potatoes. She also goes through her rations to find the ingredients to made a flat bread, since she didn't feel like dealing with yeast at the moment. She set about getting the oven to temperature and drank heavily ask she cooked. Before grabbing anymore food she turned her attention back to the dragon. "Do you eat vegetables? I am trying to guess your preferences but it is tricky since I have never had the honor to cook for one as esteemed as yourself."
"Do my scales look scarlet to you?" the dragon grumbles. "Lay off the flattery. I can eat anything. I doubt it'll taste as good as a nice mist off the Moonsea, but I can eat it."
"What does mist taste like? Does mist from the Moonsea taste different compared to the mists surrounding here." Kali serves the dragon as each item of her rations finishes cooking.
The dragon comes forward as the food starts to finish. She's a very fastidious eater, carefully taking each item in her claws and placing it in her mouth. She's cleaned herself since the battle; there's no hint of blood on her claws or teeth, and she gently places the dishes back down on the ground when she's done.
"Mist rises from the ground and carries with it the scent of everything it touches. Moonsea mist is sharp and clear, the mist here is dirt-strewn and woody. Not bad, exactly. But different. This meat... hmm. Can you do this with deer?"
"I absolutely can, but sadly I do not have any venison available to me currently. I need to rummage a bit and find some rosemary for venison too since it can have a more intense flavor than beef or lamb."
"You have this rosemary?"
"I believe I do. Give me a moment." Kali hops into the portable hole to find her herbs. She manages to find a small brown pouch that was being crushed by the harpsichord. She climbed out of the hole, packed it back into her pocket and opened it. The herbs were ground to a fine dust, but for what she needed, it would do. She held a pinch of rosemary leaves out to the dragon to take a whiff. "What do you think of this?"
The dragon's head leans in close to you, close enough that her breath stirs your hair. After taking two sniffs, the dragon leans back. "I am familiar with this plant. I did not know that it could be combined with food."
"It can, but with moderation, otherwise it will kill the flavor of the meat, but with venison it will work out quite nicely."
The dragon thinks for a long moment. Finally she speaks again. "I am a guard, but I am allowed to hunt for food. I will go." She turns to look at you. "You will remain. Your people ran. I did not pursue, but I could. If you leave, I will."
"This is the best evening I've had in a long while. I will be here."
The dragon nods, slides herself through the eastern hole, and disappears into the city. A few moments later, you hear the great beat of wings pushing her into the air.
While the dragon is gone, Kali jumped back into the portable hole. She emerged with her easel, canvas, and paints and began to paint the tower and the dragon.
In the bell that she's left alone, Kali makes a rather striking painting of the dragon, its blue grey scales contrasted against a shattered wall and partial staircase of the ruined tower. She looks powerful, moody. Dangerous. Stepping back after that bell, Kali nods. The painting needs a few more bells putting the finishing details in, but when she hears the dragon land heavily just outside, she sets her brushes away content with knowing that she's absolutely got her best piece standing in front of her.
The dragon steps through the eastern hole in the wall. In one claw she's carrying not a deer, but an elk, its neck hanging at an odd angle where it was neatly snapped. She drops it on the floor near you and retreats back to her post at the wall. "Here. Cook that."
"Woah. That will work." Kali sets about getting the elk prepared. She is not where near a skilled as some of her friends but she knew enough about the basics to get the job done. Kali saves the offal to create a stew and then does her best to season the elk and stick some of the beast in the oven. She knows that getting a spit going would help her cook everything faster, but she didn't want to ruin the little rapport she had built with the dragon. "I want to cook some of this on a spit over a fire. Where should I build one?"
"A fire?" The dragon looks up at the still-intact ceiling, pierced only by the two stairwells, then around at the empty room. "This is a swamp."
"If you would like me to cook the elf before dawn, I need to build a fire but I don't want to build one inside because I consider it to be rude to set a fire in the middle of the floor. The last thing I want to do is be rude to you. And there are plenty of ways to build a fire in a swamp, it just requires patience and the right materials."
"This isn't my lair. I don't care what you do here," the dragon grumbles. "You're going to want me to go find wood for you, aren't you? You're a very ungrateful guest."
"If this isn't your lair, I can find wood myself from broken furniture. You shouldn't have to leave just as long as you have no problem with me burning some chairs or a table or two."
"I don't know what is upstairs." The dragon stamps one of her very large feet for emphasis. "I am not the first one to be stuck here. I don't know if there's anything to burn."
"Do you mind if I look? My oven is cooking one of the haunches right now and won't need to be flipped for at least another 30 minutes. It does have the rosemary dry rub on it and should be the best cut however I am partial to tenderloin roasted over an open fire. If you would like to keep me here, I will respect that, but I am just trying to get everything cooked for you in a timely manner."
The dragon settles down and waves a claw at one of the staircases negligently.
Kali heads upstairs. She keeps her word and looks for chairs and tables, but she also keeps her eyes open for anything else of interest.
The second floor has been ransacked. It's subdivided much more than the first floor, but looks like it was once dining rooms, kitchens, food storehouses, and other such "keep soul and body together for everyone who lives here" areas. There's mold growing over many of the walls, all of the chests and boxes have been broken open (where they aren't missing entirely), and everything in the kitchen is rusted. You do find three staircases leading up, and a dining room table that must have once been magnificent, but is now moldy and decaying enough that you can break it apart almost with your hands. It provides more than enough wood to cook the elk.
Kali grabbed big hunks of the table and dragged it down to the ground floor, then spent some time laboring over it with her flint and tinder before finally getting the damp wood to light. Once it's going, however, the old furniture makes for a glorious fire, with the smoke wafting up staircase. She then set about roasting the elk over the fire, while keeping an eye on the oven.
The dragon watches her in silence, marking everything but asking no questions.
"So, you tell me you eat mist. What is it exactly that sustains you? The water or the air or must it be a combination of the two? Essentially, what is the nature of mist?"
"My brother used to pontificate on that for days," the dragon sighed. "Can you imagine anything more boring? It's mist. It settles over me and I absorb it. Who cares about its essence, or the meaning of fine particulate matter, or the difference between fog and mist and whether air currents stir the mist or mix it? It's useless knowledge, unbefitting a dragon's attention." She glares at you. "Useless, do you hear me?"
"Then what is useful?"
The dragon draws herself upright. "The proper focus of draconic attention is to the question of whether frogs and toads are the same creatures, but merely with different names given by different species at different times. Would a human and a dwarf call the same creature a toad and a frog? Or would they both call it the same thing? And would it be called toad, or frog?" The dragon nods, slowly, as though with great wisdom. "I have spent the last century pondering this question."
Kali thoughtfully ponders the question at hand. "Well, when I was little, I used to catch toads in the fields outside the city but if I wanted to catch a frog, I had to go to water. I believe that toads are more diverse than frogs because they can leave home and never return while frogs have no choice in the matter."
"Ah, but a frog can be picked up and moved, and can be washed away in a flood. So it has the same mobility as a toad." The dragon insists, avidly. "More importantly, if a human was presented with such a creature, would she call it a toad or a frog. There are many permutations, each must be carefully thought through." She casts a dark glare at the nearest hole in the wall. "Silently."
"Once again, being moved by human or my flood is not by choice, but by force. And I believe that no creature should be forced to do anything against their nature. Also, who cares what humans name things? They have the funniest names for the weirdest things. Did you know that petrichor is the word for the way the air smells after it rains? Why not fresh, clean or damp. Nope. Petrichor."
The dragon looks at you for a long moment, then slowly nods. Setting her head on her foreclaws, she falls silent and waits.
Kali cocked her head to the side a bit in concern. She drank too much and she sensed that she hits a sore spot. She bowed her head to her new friend. "I apologize. I believe that I said something in ignorance to offend you. Is there anything I can do to help you?"
"You attacked me with swords," the dragon said. Swords, you note, which you haven't seen anywhere since you came back to your senses. "So I doubt it. Just... just cook. Enjoy this moment. You may not enjoy many others."
"I tend to do that when my friends are nearly boiled to death. A marvelous attack, to be sure. Truth be told, I never wanted to fight you. There was no benefit to it. I am no knight trying to slay a great beast." Kali flashes a wide and genuine smile at the dragon. "I'm already dead, my dear, I'm just enjoying the conversation before the end." Kali finishes the roast in the oven and passes it to the dragon.
The dragon takes the roast and eats it. It's less than a single mouthful, but she chews it slowly and carefully, and seems to be intently tasting it. "This is superior to a haunch fresh off the beast. Perhaps I will need to start pondering why heat applied to food increases its flavor. I am an adult now, after all. I should find an adult's problem to ponder."
Licking her lips, the dragon settles down to watch the spit. "These people you travel with. Do you think they'll return for you? Are any of them intelligent?"
Kali cracks a smile. "Well... I think that they are driven but that can make them make stupid decisions. I highly dislike fighting for the most part, I will, if I must, but I would much rather come to some sort of understanding.
"In regards to whether they will come back, I have no clue. I don't know them well enough. I never expect to rely on others for major assistance. More often than not, it leads to bitter disappointment."
"Ha! I am learning that lesson." The dragon opens her mouth, shudders, and closes it again. She opens her mouth a second time, and again says nothing. With a growl that makes the walls resonate, she settles down again into silence.
"It's a hard one to learn. The worst is when that disappointment turns into betrayal. Then I fight with ferocity and malice."
The dragon blinks her eyes. "Just let me get her in my claws," she whispers.
"I can try."
"I doubt it." One claw nudges the air towards the spit. "How long will that take?"
"The other haunch will take a bit yet. However, the tenderloins are done if you would like them." Kali stands and brings them over to the dragon. "The stew is technically done, but it is better to let it sit over night, then heat it again the next day. More flavor that way."
The dragon eats the tenderloins, but though she chews with care, her mind is clearly elsewhere.
Sensing that the conversation was done for now, Kali spent the next bell cleaning and stowing away all of the various cooking implements. The stew was set aside to cool, a tight lid keeping bugs away. Once everything was put away, she pulled some blankets from her portable hole and folded the hole back into its cravat shape around her neck. Setting the blankets underneath the sturdier of the two staircases, Kali crawled into them and passed out.