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Paranoia!

Posted by asmodeus
asmodeus
member, 145 posts
Genesis
Chapter1 :Verse32
Tue 30 Sep 2014
at 03:32
  • msg #1

Paranoia!

C:\> Run RECRUIT.BAT

> Attention citizens of Alpha Complex!

> A team of qualified troubleshooters is needed for an urgent mission!
> No prior knowledge of game system needed (in fact discouraged).
> Requires only selfless dedication to The Computer
  and a vigilance against immoral communist and mutant societies.

> Be Happy!

> Hurry, due to population control restrictions, space is limited.

> End subroutine

C:\>  link to another game
asmodeus
member, 146 posts
Genesis
Chapter1 :Verse32
Tue 7 Oct 2014
at 10:44
  • msg #2

Re: Paranoia!

C:\> Require one qualified [EQUIPMENT GUY].
   > Must be able to lift 22.680 kilograms without strain.
   > Must be trustworthy and responsible.
   > Must be a citizen of Alpha Complex.

   > Only those loyal to The Computer; [and]
   > Free of secret society influence
   > will be considered.

   > teh computre is your freidn.

   > ERROR: /ID.10-T
asmodeus
member, 148 posts
Genesis
Chapter1 :Verse32
Sat 18 Oct 2014
at 09:42
  • msg #3

Re: Paranoia!

C:\> System is under constant attack, seeking qualified clones (no mutants) to aid in system restoration process.
   > A straight game (fines, not instant death and loss of valuable Computer resources), no need to understand the rules (in fact, forbidden)
   > Just a basic understanding of bureaucratic process and red tape.
This message was last edited by the user at 09:43, Sat 18 Oct 2014.
asmodeus
member, 149 posts
Genesis
Chapter1 :Verse32
Tue 16 Dec 2014
at 13:01
  • msg #4

Re: Paranoia!

C:\> Run recruitment subroutine HPD.MC.1216
   >
   > Loading HAL daemon. Failure to load.
   > Loading protocol data files.
   > Kill kernel 001.145
   >
   >
   > Tired of waiting for and the endless tracking of experience?
   > Wouldn't life be simpler if you had a replacement body for every death suffered?
   > Angry by the constant bad rolls you make on the dice roller?
   > Wish you had purpose in life?
   >
   > Well now you can!
   >
   > No need for tracking experience or leveling up!
   > You will be promoted as The Computer deems fit!
   >
   > For a small credit expense, clones are ready to replace you on every death!
   >
   > No need to concern yourself with pesky game system mechanics!
   > Such knowledge is treason citizen and punishable by ERASURE (no more clones).
   >
   > Uniforms, Berthing, Nutrition and 1000 credit monthly expense account.
   > Free genetic testing available upon request.
   > Free medical/dental/vision package offered upon sign up.
   >
   > All this and more can be yours!
   > Calling all qualified troubleshooters!
   >
   > See your local recruiter today and sign up to save Alpha Complex
   > from...
   >
   > /Communists
   > /Mutants
   > /Terrorist Secret Societies
   >
   > END TRANSMISSION
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