I want to play Pathfinder. However, I've played -so much goddamn Pathfinder-, to the point where it's hard to get hyped about any character concepts.

However, I have... ideas. Some require intense finagling to make happen, others are literally the most useless thing you can imagine. I don't necessarily want to be overpowered, I just wanna play my silly thing and have fun. Can be solo, in an already existing game world, or with a party of eager heroes - or villains, I don't care!

What are these stupid ideas? Well, let's see - I've got about a million different stupid ideas for an awakened animal; sassy sidekicks, all too adorable types with delusions of global conquest, the plain 'too friendly with the townsfolk' wildlife. The majestic lion barbarian, strong and powerful BEYOND COMPREHENSION but too lazy to save the party from it's latest near-wipe! A wizard who only half-saved against a baleful polymorph-like effect, able to TEAR HOLES IN REALITY WITH MAGICKS... but likes to send would-be adventurers on stupid quests just to follow along and have some entertainment. It goes on!

Some others include the Ghost Illusionist, who really looks like she's helping with all of her spells... but literally all of them are illusions. Aw, yeah, that fireball really helped! And she did a lot of damage! But not really, because it wasn't real. They'll think it was, unless they save. Or how about the Merfolk Hydromancer, who has left the mighty oceans to bring the gift of MIGHTY WATER to the foolish land-bound races! Perhaps the most tame of these examples, but probably the most... short-lived, the Goblin Alchemist! From a long line of family members who tinkered in the arts of the boom. With a 'totally legit' degree under their belt and a picture book of recipes for various boom-booms, they travel the world to show people the SCIENCE OF FIREY DOOM! Very helpful sort, that one. And there's more, too!

So, do you think you could tolerate some beast with infinite power at their fingertips but the detached disdain of a cat, begrudgingly assisting the party... kind of... sort of... on occasion...? Or the hulking simpleton who could level a fortress wall with but one arm who has found himself the unwaivering soul of a pacifist as your noble party leader?! Could things get even stupider from here!?! WHAT'S THE LIMIT ON THE QUESTION MARK, EXCLAMATION POINT COMBO?!?

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