The right GM? Maybe? Somewhere?
Looking for a DnD game that uses either 3.5 or Pathfinder rules. It can either be a homebrew setting, the Forgotten Realms, or Athas. I don't want to learn another setting like Eberron or Pathfinder. The Underdark is also another possibility.
I would really like for it to be gritty, dark, hot, smoky, and thick in the look and feel, if that makes sense. Generally speaking, I have been told that my style of play is low magic, low power, low puzzle, low tech, medium fantasy, high espionage, and high mortality of the scrubby mc-scrub scrubs. This is negotiable, but it is very important for me to know where the GM is taking it and what sort of story they are trying to tell. I hate guess work. I hate sitting around and talking for 32 posts. Don't worry so much about trying to keep things interesting by trying to surprise me. I do a lot better job as a writer (and a player) if I know what I am supposed to be doing. Solving a mystery isn't so fun to me if I can't figure it out or I keep failing dice rolls.
I would prefer for the game to be 6-8th level, room to go to about level 10, and a lot of moral grey areas. I do not want to deal with undead (ESPECIALLY ZOMBIES), and I do not want there to be "Cutesie" villains and monsters. No, a Goblin Warchief is not a challenge. It's a scrub that gets punted across the room no matter how awesome it is. It's cool, not kewl. It's might makes right, not little wimpy elf boi gets to cast spells and so he's powerful.
Does that make sense? I hope so, heh.
It should be Adult, but Mature can work too. It is negotiable.
It can be a solo game or a group game. I am open to either. BUT!!! If it is a group game, I am going to make it a requirement that I am the final arbitrator in what the other player characters in the group are. About a year and a half ago, a GM set a game up specifically for me, but gave me no say in what the other party members were, and soon I ended up with a player who insisted on playing an elf wizard even though I made a point to say that being a wizard meant he was the expendable one, and the GM pointed out that being an elf was a bad thing. There was an alchemist who described himself as looking mummified, a bard who didn't want to travel with "the party" and do her own thing, and a dwarf cleric who was fine, except he wasn't willing to reveal anything about his background, or to put any work into the story of how and why. I ended up abandoning the game shortly after that. How bad is it when you abandon a game that was set up specifically for you?
I would like to add, before closing, that I am vocal and verbose. I am more interested in writing a good story. I am not expecting you the GM to write up a whole, long, drawn out campaign all on your own. Negative on that. Use me as your point of reference. If you come up with something, like say, random halfling #7 wants me to go into a temple and retrieve an amulet from the ghouls there, and I say I don't care about that and am not going to do it, I don't like it and the response should be to avoid it, not try and convince me it's a good idea. If I am clearly trying to hurry something along, like getting from point A to point B that's 3 days and 2 nights worth of traveling on a horse and the only encounter is going to be a passing wagon full of bards, then yeah, the scene should be expedited. You can mention the bards in a summary and we can keep going. On the flip side, if you just had me clean out a den of thieves, and you just randomly made one of them a dark elf woman in a slave collar, but I stop and take 6 posts dealing with her before deciding to hand her over to the authorities, then I probably liked her and giving her some more attention would be a good idea.
In summary to the above mentioned nature of your relationship as the GM, your "job" so to speak, is to host a game where you are more of a referee that responds to me by way of writing in an attempt to help me tell a good story. The goal isn't to tell me what I can and can't do through a variety of challenges. No. The goal is to make what I want to do happen.
Are you the GM up for that task?
Let me know and thanks for your time in advance!