This is kind of scary for me, being a new user but...Hi?

You have much to fear, mortal.

Actually, no you don't. =D We're all pretty good people here. Welcome to the community. Feel free to ask if you have any questions, check out the FAQs and the help guide, and just generally take a look around.

No need to fear. ;) We got your back.

"All hope abandon ye who enter here" ... The inscription over the gates to hell

"THROUGH me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:" ... Dante's inferno

The signs put off the literate trolls. But other than the signs we are pretty tame here.