Re: Everybody Jump!
No it doesn't because the article forgets 2 important things:
1: Oxygen
2: Air Pressure
Let us say, for the sake of argument, right before the pre-jump transport event, everyone on earth took a REALLY deep breath: forget that about a 3rd of the planet was probably asleep and snoring, they just DID, OK?
Everyone appears, everyone jumps, everyone exhales.
Let us also assume, for the sake of argument, that all the wildlife and housepets in the state of rhode island have equally magically vanished to other parts of the globe, for the moment there are ONLY humans there.
The average human has a lung capacity of around 6 liters of air. Now as we all know 75% or so of earths air is stable nitrogen. Another 20% is oxygen but a lot of that is bound up in stable ozone in the upper atmosphere. At ground level the percentage is about the same, though more of it is in usable O2 form. So, everyone in the world is now in Rhode Island and has just exhaled their very deep breath. With a typical breath between 25% and 20% of the inhaled oxygen binds to hemoglobin in the blood and is exchanged for carbon dioxide. We will be conservative and state that in this case it is that first number. This now means that the air in the state of Rhode Island is now 75% Nitrogen, 15.XX% Oxygen, and 5.XX% Carbon Dioxide with other trace gasses.
The average person, if absolutely necessary, can hold their breath 3 minutes on a deep inhale, but everyone has just exhaled...
This is where Air Pressure comes into play.
Remember that 6 liter volume of air that was just in everyone's lungs and suddenly ISN'T?
Acoding to a nifty dodad at census.gov by the time I finish this post the world population will be at aproximately 7,238,444,000: which yeilds 43,430,664,000 leiters of air exhailed just now. Dividing this by the number of cubic meters in the first ten meters of air above the surface of the state of Rhode Island you get a value of 1.38314216561: this is the factor by which the air pressure of the state has just increased at ground level.
As you can see this more than doubling of the state's air pressure would, for just a few crucial seconds, force air back into people's lungs like a positive air pressure machine, Air which is now only 15% oxygen. Their lungs do their job and strip another 25% of the oxygen out of the air.
It is at this point that a lot of supposition and guess work rather than hard science enters this argument. I am being generous but let us say that 10% of the human race at this point realizes that if they are going to survive they MUST hold their breath for as long as they can. I will be even more generous and say that another 1% have some form of compressed air they can rely on, or which is taken from them by more able people, and saves them from suffocation. The rest of the human race continues a cycle of attempting to breath and getting less and less oxygen back for the next 3 minutes or so until they pass out, and another 3 minutes before they die. Even at this point those who have held their breath are likely to pass out unless while holding their breath they have scrambled to a higher elevation, because as everyone knows carbon dioxide is heavier than O2 and will be hugging the ground, killing off all the humans at ground level which would include nearly every infant on earth not saved by a good samaritan with a sound head on his/her shoulders.
Again for the sake of argument let us assume in the event previously heavily populated state of Rhode Island there were enough buildings, trees and telephone poles that half of all the people who held their breath were able to get above the misama and that half of those with stored oxygen also survive. (The low number for stored oxygen is due to violence, not suffocation.) This leaves us with a figure of 5.5% of our previously established figure of 7,238,444,000, or 398,114,420 left alive. The population of the united states of america as of the last full census was 308,745,538...
Now here is where the real guesswork comes in: who would have had the training and education to recognize what was about to happen and/or fight off people trying to steal their stored oxygen equipment?
Answer: Chemists, Doctors, Police, EMTs, Firefighters, and Survivalists.
Who would be prone to NOT PANIC, not start shooting each other over ideological differences, and be able to recognise that it would be more trouble than it was worth to try to get back to their home countries when the US, Canada, and Mexico, had more than enough space for what was left of the human race except a few coordinated missions to recover internationally recognized artwork and artifacts...?
Not so much a 'post apocalypse' story as a 'Post Holocaust' story.