He would have finished him off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. "It's a pity I've run out of bullets," he thought as he went back up the tunnel...

- Bored of the Rings

“A winner is you!” - Pro Wrestling

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
Now what he meant to say is...

-Bill Bailey quoting Bertrand Russell

"I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them." — Baruch Spinoza
"Yeah, Baruch, I've made a ceaseless effort too. No luck so far." — me

"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life, I have been searching for evidence which could support this." — Bertrand Russell

"What's karma?"
"You know on pies? The pie crust? It's the little wrinkles on pie crust."
"It is?"
"Yeah. So if you go to a restaurant, and you don't like the crust of your pie, you can say 'This pie has bad karma,' and send it back."
 — anonymous

"I'll DESTROY her!"

- Rarity, in a line which just made me collapse laughing.

"Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys!"

- Pinkie Pie

"Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection.

MAIL."

 - PM

"Service in the military, for those of you unfortunate enough never to have experienced it firsthand, consists of long periods of of boredom broken by mind-shredding threats to one's life and sanity.  From what I can gather from the old tapes, it's always been like that.  The best soldiers are those who can wake suddenly, react instantly, and aim precisely.

Unfortunately, none of those traits are shared by the military intelligence that controls those soldiers."


~ Michael Liberty, Starcraft (Novel: Liberty's Crusade)
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Saruman: All the single ladies
Sauron: All the single ladies
Saruman: All the Single ladies
Sauron: All the Single ladies
Saruman: If you like it you should have put a ring on it
Sauron: ...
Saruman: Too soon?
Sauron: Dude. Not cool.

Sauron and Saruman on Facebook

Wish I could remember where I saw this ^_^;

I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.

-- Mark Twain

"Human beings are the only animal that blushes, or needs to."  -  Mark Twain.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert A. Heinlein - Time Enough for Love (1973)

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for." - Gimli

Linda: “And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone’s mind is, who will be the president of Earth? Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?”
Morbo: “All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!”

Linda: “All in all, this is one day Mittens the kitten won’t soon forget.”
Morbo: “Kittens give Morbo gas."

Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips!
Linda: I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: Windmills do not work that way! [He turns to the camera.] Goodnight!

Morbo: “Morbo can’t understand his TelePrompTer. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.”
Linda: “It’s a T, it goes tah.”
Morbo: “Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!”

Futureama rocks!

Farnsworth: During the time skips, we act normal, but then we don't remember a thing.
Fry: Kinda like...
*skip*
Farnsworth: Yes! Oh, like that.

*time skip*
Farnsworth: Off you go, apparently!