Re: Quotes, Quotes and More Quotes ... The Sequel
Terry Pratchett quotes
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little blueberries they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
― Terry Pratchett
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett
“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
― Terry Pratchett
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
― Terry Pratchett
“I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.”
― Terry Pratchett
“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
“If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.”
― Terry Pratchett
“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
“Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
“DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”
― Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch