Re: Tales Of The Realms
To kick this off, here's a song from Alec Schmeezle, the famed half-drow minstrel, formerly of the Silver Marches and currently doing a tour of Undermountain:
"I've Been Everywhere"
I was totin’ my pack along the dusty Long Road,
When along came a wagon with a high canvas covered load
"If your goin' to Longsaddle, adventurer, with me you can ride."
And so I climbed into the cart and then I settled down inside.
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and elms,
And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in these here Realms!"
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the Anauroch deserts, man.
I've stripped Undermountain bare, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been to:
Arabel, Scornubel, Beorunna's Well, Caer Corwell, Iron Keep, Candlekeep, Hellgate Keep, Zhentil Keep, Waterdeep, Suzail, Archendale, Battledale, Daggerdale, Deepingdale, Featherdale, Harrowdale, Highdale, Great Dale, Icewind Dale, Mistledale, Moondale, Scardale, Shadowdale.
Not another Dale!
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Trekked the Endless Wastes, man.
Climbed the Spine of the World, man.
Of adventures I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been to:
Citadel Adbar, Citadel Felbarr, Arrabar, Cimbar, Eltabbar, Essembra, Lyrabar, Mirabar, Sundabar, Ilipur, Proskur, Procampur, Ankhapur, Saelmur, Zazesspur, Airspur, Dilpur, Elbulder, Mithral Hall, Underhome, Furthinghome, Mosstone, Blingdenstone.
Hardly ever home.
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Sailed the Sea of Swords, man.
Wandered Underdark caves, man.
Of quests I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been to:
High Moor, Trollmoor, Cormanthor, Myth Drannor, Crimnor, Suldophor, Iriaebor, Priador, Skullport, Calimport, Ashabenford, White Ford, Daggerford, Calaunt, Selgaunt, Melvaunt, Phlan, Luskan, Menzoberranzan, Highmoon, Wheloon, Saerloon, Silverymoon.
See you soon!
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Roamed the High Forest, man.
I’ve marched across the Shaar, man.
Of tales I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been to:
Halarahh, Tashluta, Eveningstar, Mintar, Eshpurta, Ormpetarr, Hillsfar, Jalathar, Quaevarr, Evereska, Iltkazar, Soorenar, Laprendar, Immilmar, Mulmaster, Loudwater, Neverwinter, Evermeet, Trademeet, Westgate, Baldur's Gate, Immersea, Nesme, Tower of Achemie?
Where could it be?
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Lost in the Plains of Purple Dust, man.
Hacked through the Chultan jungles, man.
Of wandering I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
This message was last edited by the GM at 06:10, Thu 23 Aug 2007.