Re: Prologue Four - The Bauble & The Blade - Lya Only
Fig grimaced a bit and began to look very, very pale. There was a sheen of sweat on his brow and it looked as if he might faint. He wasn't bleeding terribly, but for someone not used to fighting and confrontations, poor Bill Figgins was doing his best to stay tough. Hecl turned to ask some question about the old horse he assumed was the patient, and noticed right away, even through the fog of drink that Fig was about to collapse. He pointed a finger and tried to get his rounded body moving in the farmer's direction. "Da-da-na-ooo-oooo! Not *hic* so goooood..."
The miner who had gone to fetch Hecl the Healer grabbed ahold of Fig and just as Hecl got there, they all collapsed together on the steps of the porch. Hecl grinned stupidly as if it were all planned and graceful. The he cocked his eye and asked Fig, right up in his face, "What'sh hapned, hap-neded, happen-ed to you anywaysh? You're leakin'! Hahahaha!"
Hecl held up his hands to Lya, "Don't fret, Nooo-da-na-hopsh'n'barley... I'm a cleric!" He whispered the last as he nodded, then began a serious attempt to wink, but could not really coordinate both eyes to make it very convincing.
Fig gave Lya a helpless look as his grip on consciousness was requiring every bit of effort he could muster.
Hecl put one hand over Fig's wound and then wrapped his fat arm around the farmer's broad shoulders and pulled him in close. "Thish ish gonna shting *hic* jusht a little... Do-dooo-naaa-da-da! But you'll be good ash new... ash new! Ya know why? 'Caushe I'm a cleric and I looove you..." Hecl the Healer patted the wound a little, evoking a grunt of pain from the farmer and then two large tears rolled down his cheeks as he began to chant. "Doo-na barly'n'hopsh *hic* golden treasure brought to we... Kollian pleashe blesh thish Da-naaa-nooo, got holesh in'im don'tcha know! Ha-hahaha! *hic*"
Then the drunken singing stopped momentarily and a look of serenity came over Hecl. There were no lights nor thunderclaps nor astral choir music, but the pain instantly faded from Fig's face. Hecl's moment of sobriety ended and he pulled his hand away with that silly grin still splitting his face. Fig's wound was gone!
The heavy-set farmer opened his massive paw-like hand to reveal the deep gashes which had surely been all the way to the bone, were now perfectly healed as well. Fig was wide eyed and patted the drunken cleric on the knee. Hecl still had his arm around Fig and squeezed him tightly.
"Yesh, yesh, miracle *hic* Nooo-da-naaa! I picked me a goodly God who makesh hopsh'n'barley grow!" Hecl heaved himself up to his feet, wobbled dangerously, but was somehow able to defy gravity and remain standing. "Now if you'll excuuuushe me, I shall go back to my clerical *hic* shtudiesh..." He attempted one more round of winks in Lya's direction before attempting a bear hug on her and then saunter-ggering back the direction he'd come. He did mention over his shoulder however, "Shtill have an ash-shishtishant poshition if ya deshide healin'sh fer you Mishy... Naaa-no-daa-dooo!"
Several of the other miners and camp personnel had now returned with all sorts of kindly offers for Lya and Fig. Places to stay, food to eat, and entertainment. They were all bending over backwards to please and impress the lovely rogue.
Bill Figgins moved his arm and flexed his hand, bewilderment plastered all over his face. He stood up and walked around a bit as if trying to convince himself he was not dreaming all of this. Finally, the decades of practicality returned to the surface as he surveyed the heavens. The sun was getting very low in the sky now.
"Miss Lya, thank you fer that. I'm so sorry I brung ya here. We shoulda just kept on goin' and not stopped. I just figured that Baltor ought to know..." Fig paused a little, uncertain. "Anyway, you're welcome to come along with me, home's not far off now and I've got chores awaitin' and me family to see. Yer welcome to stay the night. The road goes on to Hogship by my place, maybe you can get another ride in the mornin' if ya plan to head that way...?"